week. actually some guy that works for us pick them but i don't recall his name. who cares. roll it, peggy. ♪ ♪ [scattered cheers] >> greg: all right! another glorious day -- night, in nashville. what a great audience. we've had great audiences all week. for comparison, here's the "gutfeld!" crowd. [scattered cheers] look at that! all right. all right, shut up! shut up! knock it off! and here's tonight's audience for jimmy kimmel. meanwhile, here's what you're missing on colbert by watching "gutfeld!." >> ♪♪ come with me and you'll be ♪ ♪ in a world of reconciliation ♪ ♪ it's a sole remedy ♪ ♪ except for pure intoxication those ♪ ♪ ♪♪ >> greg: that's not a comedy show, that's "sesame street" for democrats. [scattered laughter] his show is becoming so sad i have to watch "old yeller" to cheer up. but our show is different. look who we have on tonight. emily compagno! yeah! and boy did she get into the swing of things in nashville. >> oh [bleep]! okay, only about five more steps. unlock the door. >> greg: you don't stop at the hotel bar when you get off the flight. you just go straight to the hotel. kat survived another night on the town. we had a heck of a time however, getting her back into the hotel room. >> [indiscernible]. [bleep]. [bleep]. >> greg: thanks for the help, guy with the phone. bravest man i've ever seen. kat, stop mixing tequila with red bull. but i'm also glad that your family made it to the show. i think we have a picture. i knew those new know-bail laws would finally come in handy. and joe mackey is here. good to see he made it. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: my panel. and of course finally there is tyrus. he's here tonight. here he is! here he is enjoying a night on the town. ♪ ♪ >> greg: not getting the deposit back. so to the news! the center for disease control is at it again. yesterday these bozos issued an urgent health advisory for pregnant people to get the covid vaccine. it was so urgent they forgot there's a name for what kind of people get pregnant. to them it's not pregnant women, it's pregnant people, which include men as well as women and probably some woodland creatures and a box of frogs. so we are supposed to believe these are medical experts, right? hell, jill biden is more of a doctor. how can they completely erase the biological differences between men and women? hell, i've done that, but never intentionally. i was at a party, it was drunk and i didn't see the adam's apple. [scattered laughter] >> greg: because of the height difference. so think about this. what if you are a hardcore feminist who worked decades fighting for the rights of women? like gloria steinem or andrew dice clay. and after you've made all this headway, you find that the word "woman" is considered offensive. now anyone can get pregnant, right, crazy lady? >> you know, people get pregnant and not just women but i hear people over and over and over again say women get pregnant. but that's excluding people that should be a part of this conversation. >> greg: she's talking about pregnant men, because that's the thing. but i'm sorry, a guy should never be confused about whether his cramps are from labor pains or the chili he ate. ma'am, please remove your jockstrap before it snaps the gynecologist in the face. how did we get this far? it's not on you or me, it's on the cowards, the bureaucrats, the experts, the media who are so scared of being called out on twitter that they happily throw an entire gender under the bus. we better not offend the activist class. so it's not women who can get pregnant, but men too. so let's just say people. so if men can't get pregnant, what can women do that they couldn't do in the past few hundred thousand years, right? hey, ladies, don't forget to get your prostate checked. after that, please turn your head and cough. the only good i see coming out of this is that men will finally know the pain of childbirth and women will finally know that getting hit in the balls hurts a lot more. [scattered laughter] me, i can't wait to give birth. i just have to find out where i put the umbilical cord. i think it's in the drawer where i keep my old cable wires and phone chargers. but the woke aren't just going after women. they're coming after your ponies. "my little pony," to be exact. finally some horses they do like. remember those animated -- the color of pepto-bismol and the charm of a head wound? according to "the new york times," the latest generation of the "my little pony" movie stages of political awakening about tolerance, prejudices and even fascism. the kind of hijinks that reallys really love if your kid wants to be in antifa. apparently they are coming from all sides, from the medical bureaucracy to the entertainment industry, all aimed at turning you into mindless, domicile drone. here's a short clip. >> hi, new friend! is a comusical >> is every pony playing hide and seek? i see you! >> greg: i think i just killed a million brain cells. just a million more and i can work at cnn. watch out, cuomo. if so in the flick, the enlightened heroin crashes a demonstration led by a defensive weapons manufacturer. because defensive weapons are wrong. unlike offensive weapons, which i assume is joy behar's voice. it was once deemed too cruel for gitmo. anyway, the hero assembles an eclectic team of young progressiveyoungsters to fight misinformation with references to american politics. worse, worse, talk about cultural appropriation, more playing these ponies? people! not ponies! i thought this was 2020, so we went to a "my little pony" for comment. >> i've been in this business 25 years. none of the actors voicing these characters are actual ponies. what the [bleep]! vanessa hudgens is not a pony. this is anti-equine and i will [bleep] every one of these [bleep]. >> greg: sorry about that, maybe this show should have come with a trigger warning. yeah, trigger warnings. remember how big those were? the written warnings to alert students of problematic material? and i'm not talking about a wool speedo, what a bad purchase. recently colleges have embraced trigger warnings to keep students safe from trauma, which meant banning harmful phrases like killing or taking a stab or your defensive degree in women's studies is useless. but now researchers find that trigger warnings don't lessen negative reactions, and instead they can make it worse. will that put an end to trigger warnings? of course not, they will just issue a trigger warning for a trigger morning and then when there will be a trigger warning for a trigger warning for a trigger warning. which makes sense. for one thing, everyone should get a trigger morning before they see this. ♪ ♪ my eyes. let's welcome tonight's guests! [scattered cheers] the court asked her to stop leading cheers during the death penalty cases, emily compagno! he's as relaxing as underwear filled with ice water. comedian joe mackie! her husband believes in good communication, like mouthing the word help. fox news contributor kat timpf! and pickup trucks are his flip-flops. my massive sidekick and the nwa world television champion, tyrus! so joe, good to see you. >> good to see you, greg! >> greg: a lovely shirt. no members only jacket? >> too hot in this town. >> greg: i expect to see you shirtless by the end of the show. >> that will happen. >> greg: so when you decide to become pregnant, joe, do you plan to get the vaccine and take advice of the cdc? >> if i can make up how i reproduce, why would a pick presidency when there is binary fission? eat a lot more food until i get so fat that i split into two comedians joe mackie. >> greg: you actually did research for that. you gained weight and then you divide? >> yeah. too many trips to the catering trade between. so you know, i think that this story tells us that we are going to have to come up with our own animated pony propaganda at this point because everything is becoming political, even animated ponies. >> greg: exactly, fox news has to come up with its own "my little pony." yes. you could be one of the ponies. >> i would love to be. >> greg: you're almost there. you are like a little pony. i have to be very careful about what i'm about to say. can you -- isn't it hard to take advice -- okay, the cdc, like how can you take medical advice from people that denied biological reality? that's the hardest thing. people complain about people being skeptical about vaccines. listen to these idiots right now! their poisoning their own messaging. >> there's not enough time in the show to play a montage of them going back on what they've said, going back on the science that they deemed to represent. so yes, i absolutely agree with you that they lost their credibility entirely. can we go back to "my little pony"? >> greg: sure, why not, this is your show. >> exactly. so they ruined what really was the best thing ever. "my little pony" is the best thing ever and their tagline was just love and friendship. what you need more than just love and friendship? now i couldn't memorize this, political awakening about tolerance, prejudice, even fascism. so once again, literally, the narrative that they're pushing is that the most dangerous thing in your neighborhood is the patriot flying the american flag. never mind that social media companies eroding your child 'a sense of self-worth for the elected officials that are keeping big tech companies protected while they mine your data or cyber hackers doing your finances or china invading us at every turn. none of that stuff matters except for fascism in the form of ponies. i think that's the most important thing i learned about article, the plural of pegasus is peg aside. >> greg: i know. >> i didn't know that! >> greg: unicorn, should it be -- >> potentially. >> greg: this is a very strange route you've taken me. kat, were you on "my little pony" fan? >> look, i could answer that, but i'm not going to. >> greg: why? >> is that i would like to have a chat with you. in your monologue you called me a booze bag. as usual, you like to show the video -- that was an alligator, not me, by the way, guys. made fun of my family, and none of it's true, but i have actual footage of your actual family, your sister and her husband in nashville and they are behaving very badly. look at this. they are alone on the dance floor and they are air drumming. nobody air drums and less they've had at least 17 beers beforehand. okay, look at this. and the air guitar. your father-in-law has got a whole air band except the instruments aren't there, right? one is on the dancewear with them. look at that, that's his actual family! that's real. and look at this, vandalism! vandalism! that is your sister engaging in vandalism of this very bar. so you can call me whatever you want with your fake little videos but it looks like you're the one that hangs out with all the booze bags and you're from a crying family. [scattered applause] >> greg: by the way, that was actually my family. their daughter kept sending me these videos. i don't know if it was a cry for help or she was proud. >> business as usual. >> greg: final word to you, tyrus. you've got kids, lots of kids. sure you fat -- sheep stepped on a few "my little pony" parlors. >> i step on a few kids. you know, i'm a horrible parent, i make my kids watch what i like. we watch looney tunes in the three stooges. my daughter is working on this move right now. we really don't have time for my little woke pony, so we are going to stick to this and that in giving your best friend a dynamite stick and blowing him up. so it's just really -- as a parent, first of all, i'm not sure what fascism is our means, so i'm not going to have my kids do it. those shows are boring anyway because they take all the humor out of it. we have my little ponies, but we also have jurassic park and guess what happens to the my little ponies? they get t-rexed in the middle of nowhere or the t-rex person eats the pony, so that's where we are going to stick with it. leave the kids alone. >> greg: lead the kids alone. all right. that's a message. up next, fauci keeps calling the shots for they haves and i yohave-nots. sick days! cold coming on? zicam is the #1 cold shortening brand! highly recommend it! zifans love zicam's unique zinc formula. it shortens colds! zicam. zinc that cold! superpowers from a spider bite? i could use some help showing the world how liberty mutual customizes their car insurance. ow! i'm ok! only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ only in theaters december 17th. so many people are overweight now ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ and asking themselves, "why can't i lose weight?" for most, the reason is insulin resistance, and they don't even know they have it. conventional starvation diets don't address insulin resistance. that's why they don't work. now, there's golo. golo helps with insulin resistance, getting rid of sugar cravings, helps control stress and emotional eating, and losing weight. go to golo.com and see how golo can change your life. that's g-o-l-o.com. don't settle for products that give you a sort-of white smile. try crest whitening emulsions... ...for 100% whiter teeth. its highly active peroxide droplets... ...swipe on in seconds. better. faster. 100% whiter teeth. shop crestwhitesmile.com. are you taking a statin drug to reduce cholesterol? it can also deplete your coq10 levels. i recommend considering qunol coq10 along with your statin medication. the brand i trust is qunol. ♪ ♪ >> greg: the celebrity life is not for him. finally he dunks on celebs who act like punks. shaquille o'neal, a man known for being tall, says he's retiring from celebrity status. if only i could do the same, but why deprive the fans. in a recent interview, the nba hall of famer basically said most celebs are nuts and that he's had enough. >> celebrity's are crazy, i don't want to be in that category. they are. they are going freaking insane. don't call me that anymore, these people out of their freaking lines. how they treat people, what they do, what they say, but just because i made it don't mean i'm bigger than you, just because i made it doesn't mean i'm smarter than you. just because i have more money than you doesn't mean that i'm better than you. i've never been that way and i never will be that way, so i don't want to be in that category with people. these celebrities are going freaking crazy and i don't want to be that. i denounce my celebritiness today. [cheers and applause] >> greg: you know, as a world-famous liberty, i can relate. and also, larry, he still gets recognized at the local police stations. >> because i do a lot of police benefits. >> greg: it also the birthmark. >> you've seen it? >> greg: who hasn't. it's got its own instagram account. but shaq is a guy who would rather be remembered for how he treats people, not what he's achieved, which again is just like me. just today my assistant made eye contact with me and i didn't fire her. i think that inspired her to do better in between her bouts of crying, but she's doing better than last week's assistant. r.i.p. but we wish shaq luck in whatever he does as long as it's not a sequel to "shazam!." i do have a theory of why so many celebs are jerks, a lot of them go crazy by age 35 because the time spent chasing fame comes at a cost and the cost is learning how to be a person. fame and power enables -- look no further than the cuomo brothers, right? and then when the fame evaporates, they realize they're just a vapid empty shell. or worse, debra messing. [scattered laughter] >> your hot tonight. you are hot tonight. >> greg: you're harassing me right now. i'm with shaq on this. i disowned my celebrity. i'm no longer going to be flying first class. i will be going private but i will not be going first class. what? what? >> you know, i love shaq, he's one of my favorite people. just curious why you picked me... to lead this. what was it? was at the height thing? was at the athletic background, or was it something else? was it something that you felt more comfortable asking me to clear -- you know, kind of break the ice for you so you should could maybe make a joke after there. i'm not going to do that today, greg. the thing that's great about shaq is that he has never been thirsty. and that term is that you just need more because you can't get enough of what you are. he is always kind of been at a high level and he was there because he worked hard. even after -- i would say his nba career isn't as powerful as what he's done after his nba career. he owns businesses, he helps people. >> greg: he's a sheriff. >> he does a lot of things and he doesn't do it for anyone else but himself and the people he wants to do well, so he's in a position mentally were he's not thirsty for fame because if it's taken away from him, he has things. most celebrities, it's a short life. if not very long, so when they get towards the end of it, around 30 fiveish, when the new one is coming in, they start getting crazy. that's why they all get political and they all do these things and they want to save the whales. there out of their minds because they're just so thirsty and shaq is not thirsty. >> greg: kat, it's got to be hard for you to work with someone this famous and selfless. >> i'm humble. >> greg: your humble. why does the show work, kat? >> because we all get along in real life. >> greg: well, that too. i hate you. >> that's what you want people to think. but you don't. >> greg: we don't chase liberties. we beat kimmel, we beat fallon, we beat colbert. and we don't have -- we don't have actors or actresses coming on to sell products. we don't care. >> right, because once you start, you kind of can't quit, because you like -- when you become -- there one forever. you have to keep kissing ass. >> greg: you cannot buy -- >> the only time you have to stop is when it's time to kiss a new one. you've given up your principles about caring about something more and just, you know, the platform for platform's sake. then you can't go anywhere else because he lost her credibility under just stop doing that. >> greg: it's a human centipede, larry! you've been in any spotlight for sometime and get you haven't changed at all. i'm not talking about your internal organs, i'm just talking about you. >> well, i hope you weren't being facetious. here's the thing. an old friend of mine, a great friend of mine, darrell royal, football coach at the university of texas. there's what he told me euros to years ago. he's a wise man. he said you can tell what kind of person someone is if you watch the way they treat people who can't do anything for them. every night when we leave the stage after we've done our show, i go out there, the stage crew is out there and i say -- the sound guys and i say hey, we couldn't have done this without you all tonight. but we really would have to sing loud. i can sing my ass off. if the sound i doesn't turn me off, if he decides to sabotage -- we all the people in our sphere and our circle we need to depend on each other. >> greg: last room to you, judge. >> there's no room for me. here's the bottom line. shaquille o'neal has always done things for other people and the fact that everybody knows who he is, the fact that he's the kind of guy who gets all the attention he wants is an indication that he is appreciative to this country, to what he's gotten from this country, to the fans in america, to the money that he's made in america. he understands where it all came from, and that's why he is giving up on the other people who hate america, hate the flag, and stand up. good for shaq and to hell with the other ones. [scattered applause] >> greg: reminds me so much of me, it's bizarre. still ahead, is saving up a sign of growing up? ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: should you repress your anger like a wimp, or let it spin out of control like a timpf? from the huge increase in by liberals at the airport to me chewing out my assistant for not flossing my teeth... doesn't everybody do that with their assistants? it seems like people today are angrier than ever and if you disagree, we can take this outside. minnesota new station explored this trend, and externalism, least one therapist reported seeing more people in her anger management classes. that should be published. most of them were women who had been rejected by joe mackie. but most experts agree, anger isn't necessarily bad as long as you express it in a healthy way. like this guy, who always keeps his rage in check. >> hey, joe, here's your iced coffee. >> oh, thank you. where's the sugar? i mean, how many times do i have to mention the sugar? how many times! this can't hold me. i'm going to tell human resources about this. >> greg: you know, kat, i've been pretty lucky that i don't have a reputation for a quick temper, people pretty know that i'm a level guy. >> it depends what medium. you are not a yeller, but you definitely do the scathing emails. absolutely. yeah. >> greg: that's it for you. you're dead to me. emily, have this opening for "gutfeld!" when we get back in new york. anger feels good, the emotion you get out of it, it's a very -- it's a high, but then afterwards you regret it. >> i'm sicilian, i never regret it. so i see this as also a reflection of present day, which is that everything is like this short-term -- everyone is just chasing the dopamine hit of blasting some on twitter and getting snark out online so that you get likes and that will become then what we talk about, but that therapist in the article, she said the anger was 100 years old and if you like that was one more thing to push the narrative that all of this is a reflection of -- these things that we should be angry about, but i mean, when you walk down the street in manhattan, as i'm learning, because i just moved there, all it takes is a half second four anger to erupt and i feel like i'm really joining in. walking from home to work every day, i usually get out a couple, like "get out of my way," and like "hurry up!" >> greg: cheerfully, 2-4-6-8, please, would you stop on my lawn! >> oh, my god! >> greg: that's new york city. tyrus, you work in security. you were a bodyguard, you were a bouncer, how did you deal with angry people? >> i was very levelheaded about it, i had a left and right. my favorite thing about that sketch we just saw is angry joe sounds the same as happy joe and sad joe. that is a well-balanced man right there. >> greg: [laughs] [scattered applause] >> but we are all repressed because if you're really angry and you say it -- when you say it, you just say it in the moment and you move on from it. you keep holding it at holding it and something little like tap water when i said bottled water because you took off because every time you want to speak your mind someone is going "you might offend someone." >> greg: it's like water, it finds its own way out. people usually at the expense of someone like joe mackie. >> greg: joe, i've heard that you are very, very, very mean, short-term per-person when you're away from us. is that true? [laughter] >> greg, you are known as the anna wintour of the office around my cubicle. but i'll say this. to emily's point, when you raise people and participation trophies and you can do no wrong and everything is instant gratification, the second evaristo says we are out of pumpkin latte, they get punched in the face. >> greg: they were out and it's almost halloween! spiced pumpkin lattes. all right, up next, his jokes won't fail you. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: and now it's time for tonight's romantic story. she called in a blast to make her love last. if time apart is corrosive, then try calling in an explosive. a 33-year-old maine woman -- aren't they all -- allegedly made to bomb threats to her boyfriend's work so she could spend more time with him. it's a little strange and concerning that it took more than one. they had a bomb threat -- no, we will wait for the second one. they actually had to close because of the threats. the cops were able to trace the calls to the woman, who admitted to making them, but said she didn't have any bombs. turns out she was all talk, just like a woman, am i right? that's something a sexist would say. not me. she was charged with felony terrorizing and lying. we actually have run the show, we go to her for comment. [scattered laughter] >> greg: why did you do it? >> i obviously didn't do it. that's a joke. but what's not a joke as i did think about it. i was traveling alone for the first time in a while without my husband and i used to pride myself on being a strong, independent woman, but that's just because i didn't know any better. it's way better this way! today i had to make my own coffee. before you say that's not hard. i did it wrong! i did it wrong. very, very hot, brownish water. and i had to drink it all because i was like okay, have to get all the caffeine, so yeah, i understand. you know, when they work, they can't pay attention to you. >> greg: yes. >> and i deserve a lot of credit for never calling in a bomb threat. not even one slip up! [applause] >> greg: i happen to find this to be an incredibly romantic story. you know, the most romantic thing i do is i leave the room to break wind. i'm a casanova. what about you? romantic, not remitted? >> let me just say your romantic story time, maybe you should fill in for delilah. i think you could do it. that was so melodic and poetic but this woman in all seriousness, get a pet, a dog, cat, emotional support llama, something instead of calling in bomb threats. >> greg: i don't know. for member you were in school, what were you, in the 1950s? and you didn't study for the class and that was when the idea of a bomb threat always made sense and it's always in your back pocket. i could always do this. you know, and you never really thought about it. >> my fourth year of eighth grade i definitely thought about doing that. almost did it. no, but i'm looking at this gallon i'm going okay, anybody that wants her man so bad that she's going to send in a bomb threat, i would go home and see what's waiting. this is going to count when you get home, right? >> greg: so what you're saying is your bomb curious. i don't even know that means. tyrus, if this guy goes back to work, do you think any of his coworkers are going to let him forget it? >> they already know. this story isn't about her, it's about the poor man, the poor guy who couldn't even get away from her to go to work. she finally gets to the car, i just got to get to work! and then this -- and then they call him and say someone just called and a bomb threat, he's going i know who it is. i've got to go home. walk in the door and she's like "now we can spend more time together." and as he plots killing her, they're trying to find a way to get rid of the body, how do i get rid of this woman and still make it to work and still be convenient, so then he tries to leave again because he decided not to kill her. he escaped out the back, he's driving, and what did she do? she calls in another bomb threat so he's got to go home again. this is a tragic story of when the only way out is murder. you can't, so you've got to go to work. 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[applause] >> greg: joe devito everyone! don't go away, we will be right back! ♪ ♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ experience the power of sanctuary at the lincoln wish list event. one of my favorite supplements is qunol turmeric. turmeric helps with healthy joints experience the power of sanctuary and inflammation support. unlike regular turmeric supplements qunol's superior absorption helps me get the full benefits of turmeric. the brand i trust is qunol. we've got time for a little more standup comedy from nashville. here is a clip from where our very own cat took the stage. >> i think i've been carrying this microphone all week waiting for my shot. we will see how this goes. so no matter how bad your life is going, there's someone on the internet who has it worse. and they are being very open about that. i have a few friends on facebook that always blow it out with all the most depressing stuff in the world. i guess it is just another night alone. watching tv by myself. in case somebody wants to call me. >> that's because you made it very clear that you suck. no one is going to invite you to their party if there weren't you could stop violently at it. that's why on facebook you pretend everything is going amazing. make everyone think things are going better than that actually are. it's like a padded bra for your life. >> great job. that was some. and things to you for joining us tomorrow and thursday some very special guests take over the show and the friday he you'll catch a special new new year's eve episode at 9:00 p.m. with myself, cat, tyrus, jamie. it's going to be great. i'm greg gutfeld. i love you, america. >> hello and welcome to "fox news at night". i mike emanuel in for shannon bream. breaking tonight nfl legend has died. the league that the hall of fame coach and broadcaster has passed away at age 85. we will be joined by sportscaster and fox news trip the third jim gray who knew him well and follow them throughout s