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seriously this could have been written by the producers of "full house" and it would only be called full [bleep]. kyle rittenhouse was seven years old when he drove across state lines. he crossed the state the state line. >> he crossed the state lines. >> he crossed the state lines. >> came across the state lines. >> he came over the state lines. >> provocatively came across state lines. >> greg: gee, it's almost like they want you to think he drove across the state lines. i have no idea. but it is amazing, one simple fact can be distorted and no producer has taken the time to correct it. they are too busy to try to adjust the meds for joy reid spotting chris cuomo on his bench. meanwhile, eric swalwell didn't drive across state lines, but what did the fabricating part bag do with state secrets and they did the bang-bang with the bang-bang? that whole story stinks to high heaven partly because eric swalwell had cabbage for dinner. all right, i will stop. carl rittenhouse did not. did not take it down across state lines. you think a party that has stealing election know where the state lines are drawn but good layers know that correcting a lie makes people stop trusting you. the lies come from everywhere. >> here is the thing, with black lives matter protest was actually taken place because jacob blake was shot and killed by the police officers. >> greg: no, that didn't happen. but there is nobody better to go to thin honest news than a point guard from the nba. that is like you asking me how to dunk a basketball. but if you stop political nonsense like that, you might get banned on twitter and facebook but here come a shoe contract from nike. all sorts weighing in with naive tweets and here is reese witherspoon repeating the same inaccuracies. they love a good script whether from a writer or pharmacist. politicians like capital that dance commit jerrold nadler calling on the doj to review the verdict, walking corpse bill de blasio fans the flames in his own city but the criminally insane tweet. but i guess when folks are worse off under your policy, selling racial division is the best distraction. then there is the hypothetical question: what if rittenhouse were black? >> you know you will have people saying if he is black, this would be different, right because we are dealing with systemic injustice now. >> he has the privilege of a white man. please understand if kyle rittenhouse would have them collect today's outcome would be different. >> if a black person would have got an a off the team and went to a city where someone was being going to georgia, and here to protect all young black jobs and ended up killing two people, we would have gone to jail. >> greg: so the best argument that rittenhouse should have been convicted is speculation about a hypothetical, and that didn't happen. the implication those who defend a white rittenhouse would not defend a black version of rittenhouse. it is mine reading but above all stupid. the black man was acquitted of attempted murder charges last week after 12 jurors found he had reason to believe he was attacked during a s.w.a.t. team raid. there is no outrage from conservatives over that because as long as you view this through the prism of self-defense, there is no racial angle. with kyle all the attackers were white and i'm thinking actual white supremacist really support unjustified shooting of white people. and if rittenhouse were black those defending rittenhouse would not only defend him but they might elect him to office. but the people who bring up the so called black rittenhouse would smear if it existed. black rittenhouse would be the face of white supremacy, just like larry elder who is black. a white person on the gorilla mask attacked barely noticed. there was condoleezza rice and then when some zeros who posed with a gun and is black but a white supremacist for being elected as a republican. nothing says you have a grip on the racist like calling black people white. they are as confused as a guy athens in the leather chaps at a sports bar. but boy was i embarrassed. [laughter] the bars had the same name. but that is what happens when you rely on one prism to look at life, great, it takes all the real thinking off of the table. if kyle rittenhouse were black it wouldn't be you who disowned him but the left because operating solely on lines of race and race left to hear to a specific ideology and told the melt down worse. >> i find people disgusting, disgusting at what i'm saying and the trial this in particular the fact white supremacist role the halls of congress freely and celebrate this murder of white supremacist. >> this country was built on the idea that weight man had a particular type of freedom and particular type of citizenship that only they have. they give, you know, from the catchers on the right to inflict violence. >> there is permissiveness towards white violence. >> greg: i would send the social worker to check on these people but maybe medicine is racist too. of course, cnn says nothing is more frightening than an angry white man, the writer raisa states "white masculinity allows them to rule and brutalize without consequence. so is that a white guy trying to kill rittenhouse? i doubt that but if that is true, why did they have white men running cnn? shouldn't they step down those racists? mean well for janet university chemistry department said the wit to make rittenhouse acquittal handles the process of signs. i guess if someone tries to defend themselves from attack risk from a burner. guilt and self dependent stomach defense, how did that split science, split atoms? hosted segregated processing space after the verdict because deliberate racial division, they want more racial division. it's not just for their missing standards anymore. you see how one filter creates this idiocy, race. how long before we see a math problem on a test that asks, how many times to ten white supremacist go into 50 black people protest? it can never be done in reverse. i wonder what the angry white male has to say. ♪ ♪ [laughter] >> oh, hey, sorry, didn't hear the question. have had these earplugs in my ears for days so i wouldn't lose my insanity. these babies work. [cheers and applause] >> greg: but how does the angry black male feel? ♪ ♪ >> circum- as you know, these are very serious crime. we have fingerprint evidence. we have motive and everything to place her at the scene of a crime. >> a white supremacist did it. >> no, no, no the victim was beaten with a championship melt. we had it on camera. [laughter] >> a champion white supremacist. >> i don't know how to put this lightly, but your dna was found everywhere. [laughter] >> [speaking non-english language] [cheers and applause] >> greg: bilingual. so we know why this is happening. we see how it works effectively through filters with rural prosody, self-defense, and family. like a good wedding photographer or foreign director, we can view every issue from different angles. but if all you see is raise, then you can't see anything else coming. all you see is just what is fuming in your narrative, corruptive brain, which is white msnbc are melting like a popsicle in a tanning bed. let's welcome best guess, and let's also, former democratic congresswoman tulsi gabbard. [cheers and applause] even pxi, he said he had too many kids, but the new book all-american christmas. in her marriage is like ufo sighting, shucking strange might not even be real. but the kat. and shoots with a telephone pole, world championship tyrus. [cheers and applause] >> greg: welcome to the show, we are all fans of years. you are the number one person we wanted on, of course, behind sean betsy. >> is that because you are a white supremacist? there was something going on here. >> i've been saying that for six years. i don't ask me when i used tyler as a cover. >> in more ways than one. >> greg: i was going to say it in ways than one. what do you make of that response, the media response to this whole thing? >> look i think from the beginning we are seeing this thing play out where evidence truly doesn't matter, effects doesn't matter and hearing all of these comments that are grossly inaccurate and it shows how politicized this whole thing was from the beginning. unfortunately, how dangerous this past is if you follow bit down its course where every white person is a white supremacist. essentially the message they are sending whether you realize it or not. therefore, if you look at the judicial system, you look at jury trial, does this mean we don't allow white people injuries anymore because they can't be impartial because they are all white supremacist? >> greg: i would like that. [laughter] beco but if so, we thought to get rid of the whole system, okay if you get rid of the juries, then what? then you have one person who is making a decision about the fate of someone's life and their future? how does that stand up to the ideal democratic society? it doesn't. it starts to buckle and fall apart very quickly. >> greg: it is the overarching criticism of a lot of progressive leftism is that they don't think of what to replace it with when they are tearing it down. so, what we have now, what would you like, sean? what would be a good replacement for what we have? decoy think a little more riot kitchens coming to town. it sounds like coming across lines from it this is what's outrageous, greg these people converge in the city, they burn the city! robert was beat because he was trying to protect the building. and all of a sudden, kyle rittenhouse has a bad guy? how about the guys burning the city and looting the city? and again, the liberals don't look at that and need to tear it down for something else. to tulsi gabbard's point what else is there and again i disagree, if you are a white conservative, you are a white supremacist disk but if you are white liberal, you are multi -- i don't disagree. >> greg: i think the white liberal is part because it is inherent in you, it doesn't matter. if you don't admit it as a white liberal you are a white supremacist. but towards the step of the healing process. but we are all guilty, especially you because how many kids do you have like nine? >> that is a white supremacist army! [laughter] >> they are mexican. i'm the only one who's condemned my house. i get a free pass. >> to your point, sean, if you disagree with their position, regardless of the color of your skin, you're also a white supremacist. >> greg: there you go, now black republicans are white supremacist. what about the theory you have different filters to look at different things. if you only have one filter whether it is gender, you will not be able to predict how the world works. if it's this race, you will be wrong 80% of the time. >> i think that is part of it but i think also people don't pay that close of the tension. get paid to read things. a lot of people don't. and you kind of listen to vibes. a lot of people get news from headlines and vibes. >> greg: right, like that title. >> if you listen to the vibe of the story he would think he shot and killed three black civil rights leaders. [laughter] be when yeah, yeah. >> you would think that so then maybe you would be so, so upset that you see he's acquitted because you think he shot and killed three black civil rights leaders and not defendant himself against real jams like serial domestic abuser and a liberal -- because people don't know that. >> greg: protest after the verdict and it was unclear if this guy was pedophi9le because they were there to protect blacks but do you want that to protect you? >> no, there were three pedophiles coming right now. [laughter] they are going to get us, grizzly bears. you know, we are missing the whole point. unfortunately for kyle, his, the rest of his life he will be looking over his shoulder. >> greg: yeah. >> where is the thing he was acquitted by his peers and live in a society where that doesn't matter any work if it didn't go your way. but he's either a white supremacist or the next intern at the white house. however you want to look at the message coming whether self-defense or whether you argued the course of self-defense but that's what i'm going with, he ended somebody's people's lives. they have friends and family and people that feel a certain kind of way. we see the o.j. situation, right, it it did not matter if acquitted or guilty but this young man the rest of his life will have to look over his shoulder. so why everybody is politicizing him right now, they are not telling him what someone needs to tell him. when this media circus is over restart, go somewhere new and slick flight. >> greg: yeah, i do need somebody -- >> no. >> greg: no? >> no. >> greg: you know the chiropractor -- >> no. i will tell you in spanish, no. 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[laughter] but you know what, kudos to her for always reusing her own bag. her arrest only happened after target demand that the district attorney launch an investigation. california d.a. work less than mayor pete. if you don't think that's it check out local interview with media after last shopping spree. >> tonight on the chest news network. >> the chest news network we are hoping to run into recently crowned most prolific shoplifter in san francisco. here she is coming here she has come, tim him how did you steal $40,000 worth of merchandise? >> one store at a time and everyday i stole 110%. >> in a shout out? i would like to thank the eye san francisco for being totally useless and the others for their own damn business and my mom for a blight on society. high matt, mom. >> what is next for you? does need a written end. >> for the ride? no, [bleep]. >> a true parasite on what better way to kick off this week of thanksgiving. back to you. >> greg: thank you. [applause] sean, what worries me, this is a pretty effective school. they got away with it. they took a lot of stuff. it's like my feel like it will be happening again and again until we figure it out, until we regain how we do policing. >> this target shopper 120 times in one year, that is twice a week. in the d.a. doesn't do anything. the liberals are electing the role d.a. so the d.a. of san francisco pacing bo dean and his parents part of the underground and bel air raised him and all the people in san francisco were like listen, we love here late on crime and to everyone in the community. you see grocery stores and other stores leaving the city and they can't shop anywhere. so i think the recall, the voters are going to go, no back to law and order with pro, though mac pro prosecutors. >> greg: i don't know, nordstrom's, that is like liberal rich. so when it starts coming to their house, will they change their minds? >> i think that is what they are seeing in their community, people pairing private security in their communities and neighborhoods and not walking down the street anymore thinking they have to drive to go, you know, quarter of a mile down the road. worse than all of the shoplifting and all of the looting, the d.a. is not charging domestic violence offenders. at the same rate or the same rate they should be charged and it's leading to people getting hurt. one specific case the loss of a child life at the hands of his father, the abuser. the d.a. gave some lame excuse about i didn't think that i could do. i had power to charge this crime because the spouse didn't want to. actually, no, if domestic violence abuser, this is a crime against the state. the state had the authority and power and must hold these abusers accountable. the d.a.'s failing to do with. >> greg: that is far worse than shoplifting, that is for sure. why do you think, tyrus? it is your store -- >> it's my store? >> greg: it is your store. >> we are not going to talk about it because i would be in jail for homicide. [laughter] price check this -- i had to think of something because you had me follow that, nice try, gutfeld but i'm still quick. they run the dinner bell and now we are seeing organized crime. >> greg: yeah. >> that mob, they planned that on facebook. >> event planning. >> yeah, kat, they planted together, put it out, effective and now it's capitalism. they flip it. and what are they doing now? it's like a pyramid scheme. they will each get five new members and it won't stop. and your optimism, i love that about you, but democrats never admit when they are wrong. and the only thing -- and they never fire each other. so this is the new world we are living in. as lines are drawn, you will see more vigilantes. you will see more people enough, because you took away the police department and water down the laws and emboldened the worst of our society. >> greg: you know, kat walking by the office, you have a lot of new fragrances. [laughter] you must have got them somehow on the deal sometime. >> i wasn't there, nobody saw me there. >> a lot of purses. >> nobody saw me there. it is kind of able to pull this off and i don't know why they wouldn't do it again. it works so well. i didn't think of it as a marketing thing. but they will recruit new people. that is easier than beach body and you don't have to buy any new products. >> greg: what is beach body? >> all the multilevel marketing things. you are a new mom and that's what they target. you are a new mom and want to be a ceo, boss babe but you do not have time 9:00 until 5:00, there you go. >> greg: so you want cheap, expensive goods, be a looter. >> i'm saying it will be a big hit with new moms, yeah. >> because you can get looters under you. >> yes! >> and you can be a loot boss and you don't have to go to stores but one of them out. the good news is you can go to the same story over and over again so literally little community and build up your steam. eventually, you get a crime wave and get a private jet. >> and a cruise. >> and you can be mayor. >> not that i can condone any of it. >> greg: thanks for giving everybody ideas. next, the democrats abandoned their pace by shopping vaccine in their face. 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[laughter] and mickey mouse against the virus [laughter] and of course cinderella against athlete's foot. [laughter] you shouldn't be trying on other people's shoes, you idiot. [laughter] i need to know how you feel about vaccine mandates, but does it feel like there is an opportunity for the working class to move somewhere else than where they are in terms of -- hasn't covid, the covid mandate to expose this kind of elitist divide between the nancy pelosis of the world and the people that come into the hedges? >> we have seen so many examples of that but the thing to me that is most insulting is there is ne the choices to themselves. treat people like they are stupid. you don't know what is good for you but big government knows what's best for you so shut up and take the shot. give people respect. it is a highly personal decision. give people options. people choose not to get the shot, whether the government or employer, hey, okay, let's test you for natural immunity and see if you have antibodies. darren n95 mask. there are options available to people so they can make their own choices. >> greg: it is so true and it seems to me kat the immune system they don't have an answer for it. it is more effective than getting to shot. i wish that i had gotten covid. >> well -- sorry to hear that. [laughter] you did not get covid! >> pause, edited, it's tyrus. cut that one. >> greg: no, no, no history because i would have natural immunity and i can be talking about my natural immunity and throw it in your face. >> oh, really, i found out i got covid in between shots a month ago and i didn't know i had it and i have not talked about it until now. >> greg: really? wow! >> my doctor said i don't need a booster not because i have a little bit of the antibodies that showed i had it when my husband did, and we do sleep in the same room so it's not shocking. >> greg: wait a second, in a marital bed? [laughter] just like the brady bunch. >> people get married, gutfeld, consummate -- [laughter] >> i didn't mean to say that, did i? like inferred when chances come it will be a good night. >> i have never had sex! >> i'm uncomfortable. >> where do we go from here? >> you are uncomfortable? you have more kids than me and pete combined. [laughter] >> greg: he's only had sex nine times. only had sex nine times. matter of fact, only 100%. >> two weeks ago, that was hilarious. >> greg: you said it, you had four. >> thanks for knowing me six years end. what are my kids names? >> tyrus and kids. what color are they? that is difficult. >> greg: the kid angle, disney, thoughts? >> i hate parks, roller coasters are not made for me. the baby mama takes them. but here's the thing, it is taking away everything. let's not remember, the people they are attacking are the ones putting ski masks and duct tape and running in and taking care of us. putting their own lives with no supplies. we have no supplies. and they still went in there and there was fire in the water. now, we have a pretty good understanding of it and this is crazy, kat backed me up, there is a plan in the not vaccinated tested every week. so maybe eventually they get tired of it and vaccinated. everybody is happy. no, because everything else progresses and tried has failed miserably. all they have left is the vexing rule. >> greg: you know what the vaccine war is? it is like the drug war and if we don't say what the end is it will never end. you can't declare victory and that is what happen in afghanistan. the drug war, okay, we won. this will go on forever. >> i would vote for tulsi gabbard for president. this is democrat common sense. let people have personal freedom. here is my frustration. until i had covid my wife had a horrible and i was not so bad. the doctor -- the problem is people who have been vaccinated like kat, they get covid and spread covid. >> i tested negative for every single time but i got tested -- [laughter] >> a jerk would say. >> that is really funny. i'm an alcoholic. [laughter] how did you think of that? i've never heard you say that before. >> greg: i'm just pleased with myself. i interrupted you. we have to go. >> you called me an alcoholic. [laughter] >> her blood alcohol level spot out covid. >> greg: overton factor and the covid actually got really drunk. >> because i'm an alcoholic. >> we are not protecting anybody else when we get the shot and everybody else is getting it and spreading it. so why do we put up with the charade? let's go ahead natural immunity and if you want to get the shot it protects you from getting sick and dying but protecting nobody else, let's be honest. >> greg: we have to move on as we prepare to show gratitude, one that shows that it brought an attitude. 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[laughter] let me guess, that and violence is still on the menu. >> that and violence is still on the menu and state-sponsored balance against native and black americans is commonplace and violent white supremacy is celebrated and that is the reality of thanksgiving. many of us are waiting for white americans to bring some value, still waiting for white americans who match the mythology of thanksgiving. >> greg: in the spirit of the holiday he ended the video telling us what he was thankful for. just kidding. he read it off a list of demands like the world's most whiny bond villain. >> may be many of us are waiting for white americans to bring some value, reparations for 2.5 billion acres of stolen land. reparations for 246 years of stolen labor, reparations for stealing native children. then, and only then, we can all be equal, peace. >> greg: peace! [laughter] that was the best part, peace! [laughter] that is msnbc for you. they would rather flip you the bird then serve you one. tyrus, thoughts? >> you short, ugly, evil little man. much love. [laughter] my brother... i mean, his passion was there. it is just come it goes back to the same thing. you have to read the whole book before you come out. when you just read the back or an expert or something you've found on twitter in the morning and you decide to go after, thanksgiving -- yes, the white people showed up and no one told him winner was [bleep]. native americans made jokes and introduce them to corn and turkey and good things that help them out and trades were made et cetera, et cetera. yes, it looks like once they learn how to eat and figure out the land, when a little crazy and took things over. the last thing i checked, that is how it happens when people take over lands. you think russia and the bolshevik were like come on then. how much do you want your lease for? sir? the ugliness of history. it's not pretty. men do horrible things to other men. they take over land and they take countries. you can complain about it. i'm sure he still furious because he was double parked outside when it was going down when the mayflower pulled up and he had to wait for hours before the thing went down. you weren't there in no way affected by it. just the fact you are sitting there on tv saying that [bleep] shows how far we have come. because if i was sitting next to him at some point, i would be like bro. [applause] >> i mean, this is really a day about being grateful. you know, i know and studies have shown like when you are grateful, you are happy are happy. >> greg: . >> greg: true. >> people talk about thanksgiving and they hate thanksgiving and hate being grateful because they like to be angry and they want other people to be angry when the lid this is a time on thanksgiving but every day. before i go to bed, i thank god, i thank god for all the good things in my life and bad things i can learn and grow from. i thank god for life. i can walk, i can talk, i can do things. being able to make that a daily practice is something that will make all of us in society much happier. [cheers and applause] >> greg: that was -- i also think before i go to bed but it is the edibles i think. thoughts? >> listen, the basis is that we are thankful that they survived for the winter, right? and they are thankful for freedom. i know a lot of immigrants and they leapt thanksgiving because we celebrate this history. we celebrate freedom. we celebrate liberty and to on it here i find to be outrageous. right? >> greg: ms and be seen has been really weird but they are going full bore and just full bh grad students, angry grad students from brown, like an audience of one, kat, not you. >> i don't know. i don't think about the pilgrims. >> greg: thank you, thank you. [laughter] >> i don't. i don't use it as an opportunity for self-reflection. [laughter] i'm like get off, yeah, way to go. >> thank you for the football game and food. >> i'm supposed to be thinking about the pilgrims? >> greg: when we were kids, he had to take your hand -- >> i don't remember being a kid. >> i still do that. >> began you are not thinking about the pilgrims. >> greg: to sleep in on my hand. and how much pleasure it's giving me. [laughter] i'm thankful! thank you. thank you hands giving. up next. holiday season stuff in your face and something you will embrace. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ y dad. miss us? (vo) reflect on the past, celebrate the future. season's greetings from audi. ♪ ♪ >> greg: americans, the go to when it comes to a holiday bloat. when it comes to packing on a holiday chubb come americans say join the club. according to a new survey americans expect to gain 8 pounds during the holidays and most don't even care. 8 pounds is significant increase or what stelter calls tuesday. two and three people say they deserve extra treats due to the pandemic and i tend to agree although treats is the name for brazilian boy. kat, you don't eat. how much weight do you expect to gain? [laughter] >> i eat sometimes. i don't expect -- like when i'm hungry. i have a lot of anxiety and make myself eat blah, blah, blah and i can talk about this a little bit later. and i probably won't get anywhere, maybe i will i don't know. >> greg: if i came back -- >> if you came back 70 pounds. is that possible? >> greg: i don't know, try this out. where are we going with this, tyrus? i wasn't going to help on this train but you called my name. listen, i will start fasting by tomorrow to get ready for the big day. it is a first world problem. i don't deny that. i will be a glutton nest. i will eat my rest, watch football, fall asleep on the couch, hey i'm watching that. you were snoring. i wasn't, i was watching that and then seconds and then another nap. another football game and then hey, where's pie? at about midnight, should we make sandwiches now? my god, no. that is my plan but i'm getting older. sometimes, it is eight hours. >> greg: a lot of things, including when i'm eating. with this whole holiday, it wipes out an entire year of good health practices. if you drop 10 pounds, like 2 pounds a month or something, then it comes back very quickly. >> much faster -- that's why, easier said than done like okay, i will be balanced and eat a little bit make sure i can continue to exercise through the holidays. but when you have left overs day after day after day, and family, it gets hard. >> greg: i ate like i had a pie, i take, half a pie, half a cake. that is what i ate before the show. smeared a little on my chest. [laughter] >> like vic's rub? >> greg: fed is from instagram followers. >> we are cooking and then i eat so much that i have to lay on the floor and watch football but i can't move. because my stomach. >> the items. >> your roll back and forth and grown. i do pumps. >> i learned white people had ideas too but i thought that was a white thing. that damn turkey. >> >> greg: there you go. >> it's not recommended. >> greg: all right, kids,♪ don't go away. we will be rightht back. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ along with your statin medication. the brand i trust is qunol. >> man: what's my safelite story? my truck...is my livelihood. so when my windshield cracked... the experts at safelite autoglass came right to me... with service i could trust. right, girl? >> singers: ♪ safelite repair, safelite replace. ♪ >> greg: we are out of time. thank you, sean dusty, tyrus, and i am oprah and i love you, america. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> welcome to "the ingraham angle" come i'm shannon bream on a busy news night and i am glad you are with us. holiday horror as milwaukee man mowed down a crowd of people at a christmas parade in waukesha, wisconsin killing five and injuring dozens more. >> i vividly remember the sounds

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