jesse watterves along with judg jeanine pirro, kevin walling, katie pavlich and greg gutfeld. 5:00 in new york city and this : is the five jesse: the democrats worst nightmare coming true, joe biden s big boy news conference wasn t a total train wreck. dems were crossing their fingers he would malfunction or fall down stairs to keep their plans of booting him off the ticket rolling but mr. ma goo held it together jusutt enough for an ha long press conference. the bar was still ridiculously low. and biden s verbal slipups started before things even began. and now i wan art to hand it n over to the president of ukraine, who has as much courags as he has determination, ladies and gentlemen, president beaut putin. president putin? he s going to beat president putin. president zelenskyy. i m foe focused on beating president putin. i wouldn t pick president trump from being vice-president if i didn t thinkt she was qualifie to be president i m following the advice of my
the afghanistan debacle unfolding, it s obvious we have no one in our government competent enough to manage the situation and answer simple questions. in fact, i am finding the more joe biden speaks on, this the less reassured we are. his top pentagon brass are no better. they dazzle us with inaptitude. from covid to kabul we will hit all angle s tonight. but first meet joe biden. that s the focus of tonight s angle. president biden may sit in the oval office today, but it s worth remembering for most of his political career he s been an unserious laughingstock. up until 2020 his own party never took him seriously as a presidential candidate. his first failed bid was in the 1988 election. but he only ended up providing fodder for johnny carson back then. when biden trying running again in 2008 he was almost totally ignored. his most memorable moment was insulting the man who would win the democratic nomination. [inaudible]. laura: in 2016 the democrat party never consi
[applauding]. [cheering]. greg: so about that new and improved taliban, how is that going so far? a new and improved taliban. that s like a new and improved kidney stone. i don t see much room for an upgrade. their spokesman said the insurgents would honor women s rights according to the delightful rules of sharia law. that s like andrew cuomo saying i will respect women s rights as long as they are hot and i can still grab their asses. taliban fighters executed a woman for not wearing a burqa. what is new and improved? they didn t kill her entire family? i guess that s progress. thank god we are back on the world stage. too bad our play opened and closed on the same night but the u.s. ambassador to the u.n. sent the thugs a strongly worded letter. we expressed in no uncertain terms in a strongly worded press statement from the security council we expect the taliban to respect human rights including the rights of women and girls and they have to respect humanitarian l
he looks like alvin from the chipmunks! all right, it s time once again for. great job there, joe! greg: so, within hours of the taliban seizing control of kabul, they make anti-formal look like andy williams. surprise, they are not an enlightened bunch, not only stuck in the dark ages, they prefer everyone else join them there. so they have that in common with the green new deal. but their idea of women s right is letting her air out her burqa once a year. however, we have been told by the press, this is a kinder, gentler taliban, so what does that mean, exactly? the only partially behead you? the only throw gays out of an eight story window, not a ten story one? did you see how one who back on the job, i don t mean as a tenured professor. we held onto him and then let him go. we probably fed him better than his fellow fighters. he is the only terrorist in the group with type 2 diabetes. compared to the hell on earth they created at back at home, gitmo is a spa weekend
not that newton. this newton. not that newton. this newton. there we go. whew! that went over really well. isaac newton said that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction like my nightly massage therapist forces come in paris. this is fear and response to it fear. the bullet shortage is so bad gang bangers limit shootings to bystanders who are not vaccinated. as fire arm sales jumped by 20 million last year, the ammo started running out. firearm instructors are cancelling courses so we are practicing with this. a new generation of super soaker. twice the caliber. greg: yes, if you are surprised, you must be surprised by sun rises or tax days or how dumb joy behar is. [applauding]. greg: that gets applause. anyone with half a brain could see this coming. or half a brain in total. the run on guns is a direct response to a fear. it s no different than the sale increase in plywood after the riots. the media will get you worked over any imaginary crisis. gr