is mentally unstable but i m sure trump will clear up that misconception with 150 tweets at 3:00 a.m [ laughter ] according to researchers, the fonts that political candidates use on campaign materials can influence how voters think of them for example, elizabeth warren uses courier donald trump uses times new roman. and bernie sanders just uses roman. [ laughter ] the bernie sanders campaign announced today that it will host an event in new hampshire next month featuring the band the strokes. and it seemed like trump s rally in jersey last night maybe also featured a stroke. shield and shelter [ mumbling ] look, look [ laughter ] seth: [ mumbling [ laughter ] president trump tweeted in arabic and hebrew yesterday to promote his new middle east peace plan said trump, what? i thought those were emojis. [ laughter ] a company in the u.k. has come out with a line of coffins that are covered in glitter incidentally, glitter is the only thing more permanent than death. [ la
And we have a we have a wet night of television for you tonight. Tonight, our tenth annual pedestrian belly flop competition. We go out on the street. We grab people passing by, we have them take off their clothes and jump in a pool on television. Its our version of the olympics but fatter. Thats the pool in back of the theater. We have people in front of the theater. My cousin sal. Whats happening. Jimmy sal right now is looking for people who are willing to strip down and flop in the pool. Do you have candidates for it . I do. This guy is going to be great. Jimmy all right. How you doing . Great, how are you. Jimmy whats your name . Themba. Jimmy low do you spell that . Wh jim its bik timber. Cutting down a tree. What do you do . Im a third great educator. Jimmy what are are great . Im from ohio. Jimmy come back. We will get you suited up. Who else do you have . This one is better looking. Jimmy whats your name . Haley. Jimmy how do you spell that, haley. Would you like to jump in th
And we have a we have a wet night of television for you tonight. Tonight, our tenth annual pedestrian belly flop competition. We go out on the street. We grab people passing by, we have them take off their clothes and jump in a pool on television. Its our version of the olympics but fatter. Thats the pool in back of the theater. Thats where people will be jumping. In front of the theater we have my cousin sal. Cousin sal, how are you doing . [ cheers and applause ] whats happening. Jimmy sal right now is looking for people who are willing to strip down and flop in the pool. Do you have candidates for it . I do. This guy is going to be great. Come on in. Jimmy all right. How you doing . Great, how are you. Jimmy whats your name . Themba. Jimmy how do you spell that . Themba. Jim its like timber. Cutting down a tree. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, okay. Oh, boy did your parents give you [ laughter ] jimmy a hell of a life. What do you do for a live ing . Im a third grade educator. Jimmy very good. [
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