Transcripts For KGO Jimmy Kimmel Live 20160730

And we have a we have a wet night of television for you tonight. Tonight, our tenth annual pedestrian belly flop competition. We go out on the street. We grab people passing by, we have them take off their clothes and jump in a pool on television. Its our version of the olympics but fatter. Thats the pool in back of the theater. Thats where people will be jumping. In front of the theater we have my cousin sal. Cousin sal, how are you doing . [ cheers and applause ] whats happening. Jimmy sal right now is looking for people who are willing to strip down and flop in the pool. Do you have candidates for it . I do. This guy is going to be great. Come on in. Jimmy all right. How you doing . Great, how are you. Jimmy whats your name . Themba. Jimmy how do you spell that . Themba. Jim its like timber. Cutting down a tree. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, okay. Oh, boy did your parents give you [ laughter ] jimmy a hell of a life. What do you do for a live ing . Im a third grade educator. Jimmy very good. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy where are you from . Columbus, ohio. Jimmy chicago . Ohio. Jimmy you maybe can jump in the shorts, you might not need to change. Come on through. Well get you in the back, get you unsuited up. Who else do you have . This one is better looking. Jimmy whats your name . Haley. Jimmy how do you spell that, haley. Jimmy okay, very good. Where are you from . Ottawa, canada. Jimmy ottawa, canada. Would you like to jump in our pool . I think i have to, yeah. Jimmy i think you ought to also. Follow themba. All right. All right, sal, round up some more bellies and we will check back in with you. There was a lot of flopping in cleveland last night at the Republican National convention. Theres themba. How you doing . You go right through. [ cheers and applause ] this will be fun. I have to say, i love this Republican National convention. I watched it all day today. I will watch it all night. It would watch it every night. I hate they only do it every four years. Last night, former new york city mayor rudolph giuliani, he decided to set a low key tone for the night. What happened to there is no black america, there is no white america, there is just America Jimmy i dont know. If that is his audition for wrestle mania 33, hes in. He was passionate when extolling the many virtues of his friend donald trump. This is a man with a big heart who loves people, all people, from the top to the bottom, from the middle to the side. Jimmy from the top, down here . And the bottoms up there . Do not get in a car with Rudy Giuliani behind the wheel. A number of popular stars of oh, hey, how you doing . Hey, haley. [ cheers and applause ] just go right through. Seems like theres got to be a better route than right behind me. So all the stars were out for the Convention Last night. Willie robertson from duck dynasty, scott baio from happy days. Antonio sabato jr. , from i dont know. All hoist their support for dont trump. I love that they included Antonio Sabato jr. I can only assume Lorenzo Lamas was unavailable. This is funny. Cnn adds facts about each speaker, listing things that are notable. At the bottom of the screen. These are the highlights for Antonio Sabato jr. My belief in this country, my faith in jesus christ, have compelled me to speak now. Thats right. Im concerned about our countrys future. Im concerned about my childrens future. I believe we need donald trump. Jimmy yeah well, you know. Were all excited for him. And he will be standing outside the Convention Hall after his speech in case people want to trade pins. There were no underwear models on the roster tonight. Tonight, Chris Christie gave a speech, speaker of the house paul ryan gave a speech. And dr. Ben carson led a sleep convention. Not all the speakers were politicians. One of my favorites is from a group called the young republicans. I asked my fellow Young Americans across the country to stand with us, visit yrnf. Org and we will make America Great again. Jimmy why is the head of young republicans 38 years old . Of course the biggest oh, look at this. Speaking of big stars. [ cheers and applause ] hi there, guys. How are you . How you doing . How are you doing . Wow. This is too many people. This is too many. Hi, how you doing . How you doing . Guillermo, where you going . I got to take them outside. Jimmy oh, okay, all right. Theres no way. Its too many people. Anyway. The star of the Convention Last night was melania trump. She gave the speech of Michelle Obamas life last night. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] melania, in case you havent heard, shes been accused of plagiarizing Michelle Obamas speech. From the Democratic National convention in 2008. Someone did a great job of pairing up the videos. Side by side. Look at this. You work hard for what you want in life. That your word is your bond. And you do what you say youre going to do. That you treat people with respect. With dignity and respect. We want our children in this nation to know that the only limit to your achievements is the strength of your dreams and your willingness to work for them. Jimmy so, the speeches are very similar. But the Trump Campaign insists she did not plagiarize. Repeating things is how melania learned to speak english. [ laughter ] [ applause ] as youd expect, team trump was in defensive mode today. Not one republican thought it was unusual how similar the speeches were. You heard the similarities. How do you explain that. Well, not that many similarities. There are a couple of phrases word by word in a number of places. There were 58 words there. 58 words. If you were a former prosecutor, you can make a speech for plagiarism . Not when 93 of the speech is completely different than Michelle Obamas speech. Lets talk about melanias speech in that it may sound a little like somebody else gave a speech like it one time over the course of the last eight years. If they were the same words, i argue that melania delivered them a heck of a lot better than michelle. Jimmy you know, actually, great point. She didnt major rise the speech, she covered it. Like when Whitney Houston recorded i will always love you. Or the beatles did twist and shout. It was a cover version of Michelle Obamas speech. Doesnt matter who did it first, its who did it first. I have to say, i feel bad for melania. This happened to me once. I was accused of plagiarism. Even though i didnt steal anything but a lot of people made false accusations saying i did. I probably shouldnt bring this up but ill show you the video side by side with the video some people claim was similar. And you will decide. Im the best ever. Im the most brutal, vicious, ruthless candidate theres ever been. No one can stop me. Theres no one like me. Im from there cloth. Theres no one that can match me. My spoil is impetuous. My defense is impregnable. Im not just ferocious. I want your heart, i want to eat your children. Praise be to oprah. Jimmy see, i said oprah at the end. We have to take a break. We have belly floppers outside changing into swim suits. We have a panel some have already changed. There we go. And when we come back, the tenth annual pedestrian belly flop competition so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] hey there. Hi, im looking for a deal on an iphone. I was thinking, something along these lines. Oh, okay. Well, how about this . Heres my answer. Is this you with a dinosaur body . Its just me with happy hands. It just means ill take it. Right now, buy an iphone and get another one free when you add a second line. Theresany day now ful baby. [crunch] youre eating doritos . Really . laughter owww give me that screaming [baby crying] [crunch] can this much love be cleanedrlin by a little bit of dawn ultra . Oh yeah. One bottle has the grease cleaning power of two bottles of this bargain brand. A drop of dawn and grease is gone. 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Especially when its followed by fireworks everyones nola is different. Follow yours. Jimmy all right, welcome back. Anderson. Paak is on the way. Right now, its time for the tenth annual pedestrian belly flop competition. Lets get outside, to the pool, guillermo, how is the water . Have you tested it . Warm. Very nice. Jimmy the water is warm and very nice, thats nice, all right. Meet our expert panel of judges. First, a threetime olympian in bobsled and track and field, leads women lolo jones. How are you . Very good, thank you for having me. My next job is to judge the Olympic Gymnastics Team. Jimmy do you consider this a warmup . I mean, really, judging the Olympic Gymnastics Team is going to be a step down after this. I know. I need to add this to my resume. Im going to rio to judge them. Jimmy all right. Next we have reality tv star and fashion personality, son of magic johnson, e. J. Johnson is here with us. Hello, e. J. [ cheers and applause ] e. J. , you will be factor in style in your score . You know, thats a good idea. Im going to be judging everyones bathing suits. Everyone better will giving looks. Jimmy these bathing suits were thrust upon them moments ago. Then its your fault. Jimmy we ran them to marshalls or something and they ran them right back. Then its your fault. Ill be judging you and your outfit choices then. Jimmy very good. The anchor of the judging panel, also an anchor around my neck. My aunt chippy is here with us tonight. Aunt chippy. [ cheers and applause ] let me ask you this, your fake eyelashes, are they water resista resistant . Are they able to get wet . Am i able to get wet . Jimmy your eyelashes . You leave my eyelashes alone, you little jerk. Im going to tell you that right now. Because im going to tell you something. Ive got this gavel and ill beat the [ bleep ] out of you with it, im not kidding. Jimmy being threatened by the judges. Doesnt seem very nonpartisan. Guillermo, lets do this. Themba, are you ready . Im ready. I cant wait. Jimmy you say youre a teacher of third graders. Will they see this . They better. Jimmy have they ever seen you with your shirt off before . No jimmy this is going to be extra weird. Very weird. Jimmy are you ready . Im ready. Jimmy guillermo, are you ready . Ready. Jimmy judges, are you ready . The judges are ready. Lets begin the flopping. Here we go. Three, two, one. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. Wow. That was that was pretty when youre a big guy, there are a lot of expectations. And i feel like themba delivered. What are you giving him . Im giving him an 8. Im going to give him a smack in the ass. Hes hitting me. Jimmy it is not your turn. He nearly drowned me. Jimmy a 9. E. J. Says 8. Aunt chippy also says what is wrong . You got to be freaking kidding me. Almost drowned me over here. And thats the first one. The others better be skinnier than him. Jimmy all right. All right, the judges arent happy. Holy crap. Jimmy a really good score. How do you feel . I feel good. Whats this little towel . Jimmy lets look at your instant replay and examine your performance. You got up pretty high. You entered with your feet. Which is usually not good. I think you made up for it. You have a 25. All right. Lets go back to the board. Enjoy that hot dog. And our next contestant haley. Haley is from canada. I heard it took you a while to get you into the bikini . Yeah, it was hard. Jimmy did you have much to choose from . No. Jimmy have you ever belly flopped before . No, this is a first. Jimmy this is a first time. Unintentionally or intentionally . Unintentionally. Jimmy guillermo, what are you thinking right now . [ laughter ] i will tell you after the show. Jimmy whats that . I couldnt hear you. I will tell you after the show. [ laughter ] jimmy all right, ready for this, haley . Yep. Jimmy the object is to really slap that belly. We like to you be red when you get out of the pool. Okay. Jimmy all right . Count of three. Three, two, one. Jimmy oh. Wow. Wow. Yeah, that was jimmy lets look at the replay there. I have to say, im not an expert when it comes to belly flopping. But the sound that was produced by her belly must be taken into account. As far as im concerned. Lets see what the judges say. Lolo gives her a 10. I lost an eyelash on that one. Good job. Jimmy lolo is wet. E. J. . That was flat. Jimmy aunt chippy . She was good. She didnt kill me. Jimmy you got a perfect score. I mean, really, we could end it right now. Nobodys going to top that. We may have to go to sudden death. I was pretty impressed that. I was not expecting that at all. Jimmy and a first timer. Look behind you, oh, goodness, what have we on the board . Hello there, beautiful. What is your name . My name is jose. Jimmy where are you from . Miami, florida. They call me jayz minus the b. Jimmy what do you do for a living . Im a teacher. Jimmy another teacher. Another treat for the kids back home. Oh, yeah. Jimmy in case you are wondering what your teacher has done over the summer this is it. Have the kids ever seen your nipples before . Not like this. Jimmy do you think you can beat a perfect score . You cant beat a perfect score. Do you think you can tie a perfect score . After that, i dont know, buddy. Jimmy youre going to have to. Jose, time for to you flop. Guillermo, ready . Count him down. Three, two, one. Jimmy oh. That was that was very well done. This is going to be tough for the judges. Judges can you have a tie . Jimmy lets see the instant replay to get a look at that. Here it comes. There he is. He entered the water. In extreme fashion. Lolo, is that 10 left over from the last one, or is it another 10 . I just saw his backside. So i give him a 10 for that. Jimmy so he gets bonus points. Very good. Lolo with a 10. E. J. . It was a perfect hit. Perfectly flat. Jimmy e. J. With a perfect 10. Aunt chippy . [ bleep ]. Im giving him a 9 because he drowned me jimmy that is the intent. Oh my god, you got screwed over by aunt chippy. Im soaking wet jimmy how do you feel . Your stomach okay . Does it sting . I feel great. Jimmy we will continue with the flopping and crown our top flopper later on. We have a great show tonight. Dave franco is here. We will be right back with kristen bell. So stick around. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for your song. I hope i provided mine. Nexium 24hfor their own 1 choice of docfrequent heartburn. S for complete protection all day and night make nexium 24hr your 1 choice. Whe gets a ready for you alert the second his room is ready. So you know what he gives . Ill give you everything ive got and then some. He gives a hundred and ten percent im confident this 10 can boost your market share. Feel me lois . Im feeling you. Boom look at that pie chart. The ready for you alert, only at laquinta. Com. Jimmy how we are making America Great again. Tonight, from the new movie nerve, dave franco is with us. Then, his debut album is called genesis. Domo genesis with anderson paak, from the samsung stage. Tomorrow night, our guests will be cara delevingne, jeffery ross, and well have music from culture club. And on thursday, viggo mortensen, george lopez, and music from colin hay. So please join us then. Our first guest is a star of the big screen, the small screen and the screen that keeps your daughter quiet in the back seat of the car. You can see her next alongside mila kunis and Christina Applegate in the new comedy bad moms. It opens in theaters july 29th. Please say hello to kristen bell. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i know its your birthday yesterday. Happy belated birthday. Well, youre in luck because its still my birthday. Jimmy oh, are you Birthday Week kind of thing . A little more. In our house hold, we have a rule that dax made up. Its your birthday until you decide its not your birthday anymore. Jimmy really . Your husband is dax shepard. Very funny guy. Really . How long can it go . Well, last year, it went well into september. Jimmy really . Yeah, yeah. He made it up one day. He said, it can be your birthday until you decide its not your birthday anymore. And i was like, perfect jimmy how long does dax go with his birthday . He doesnt go as long as i do. He goes two weeks. Jimmy what does that mean . Two weeks of birthday . Then would you get a cake every night . No, you get to make all the decisions. You get to choose what we watch on tv, you choose if we go to the park or not, you choose what we eat for dinner, if we stay in, if we go out. You get to make all of the decisions that basically affect everybody. Jimmy and the kids, do their birthdays play into this . No, no, no, no, no. You have to be over 18 for this rule to apply. Jimmy okay. My daughter turned 2 on the 10th. So just last week, we have been talking about her birthday for a long time leading up. And singing the song and teaching her to blow out the candles and all this stuff. And that morning, we in the bedroom and starting sings happy birthday, and she looks at us with a cold stare and vomits all over. She was sick. She missed her whole birthday. She was sick the whole day. Now, if i knew about this plan although it doesnt apply to her at her age she could still be eating cake, still be celebrating. Look, at that age, we have done christmas like december 18th because its better for everybodys schedule. Like, they dont know the date. Jimmy youre right. But there was a big party she didnt get to go to. That is a bummer. Yeah. Jimmy it was bad, yeah. I was hoping she wouldnt vomit on her birthday until at least her late teens. Aww. Jimmy and now in this movie bad moms. Youre playing a mom in the movie. Is this the first movie in which youve been a mom . No, i was a mom in the boss. Jimmy thats right, the single mom in the boss. You wouldnt take the kids to see this movie. No, no, no, no. Well no. I only say well because i just kind of feel were a very liberal household in we explain content, then we keep our privates covered in real life but sometimes people show their boobs on tv and thats their choice. But no, i dont think theres a scene where i play a giant penis. And i just feel like they dont need it, you know . Jimmy yeah, i have done that. Yeah. [ laughter ] you you the last time dax was here, he told a story that may i would love, when your kids discover it on youtube or not, about having a vasectomy. It was very personal. Because he was late. After you have 20 experiences postvasectomy, you have to check the batter and see if its still active. Jimmy right. And so he was he had one appointment that he could make and he was driving across town and you have to like put it in a jar. And he was driving over Laurel Canyon and he realized he did not gather the specimen prior to leaving the house. So he had to jimmy it had to be fresh. Yeah. Gather the specimen in his car in Laurel Canyon in stopped traffic. But again, you know what . Thats a thing we did. Im not going to attach anything negative to it. Jimmy what i wanted to ask about that story, which is an unbelievable story. Did he run that by you beforehand . Did he tell you, i may tell that story . Are you okay with that . He did, yeah. Hes very respectful in that regard. But also, we are kind of were people that like embarrassment. I think it makes everything a little lighter and brighter when you can be cool about your embarrassing stories. Are very few things i would say, please dont tell that story. Jimmy are some of the things coming to your mind . Are there things that you have nixed no, nothing. But you know, were not like i mean, someone in the households always nude. Jimmy oh. A kids always nude, running from room to room when hes changing. It doesnt really matter. Jimmy dax bolts about the house nude . Sometimes, if im lucky. Jimmy does he ever go to the mailbox . I dont think so, jimmy. But i cant be sure. Jimmy you know, im going to put in a call and see if he does. Not that ive seen. Jimmy the last time you were here you were working on the frozen sequel. Something that recently infiltrated my life. Have you started with that . We havent started recording, were waiting to get our hands on the script. They take a lot of time to perfect and it it has to go through a lot of development to make sure its exactly the story that needs to be told. Like, i hope we Start Recording soon. Jimmy do you have to warm up to get back in the character, to anna, or is it something thats just you its pretty much me. Plus, we have been doing it for the last couple years. Like, we have to record when japanese epcot opens or the holiday special at one of the disneyland parks or the toys. We all still, josh, adina, jonathan and i have to get together. Jimmy you dont have voice doubles that do your voice in the japanese park . Anything like that . I dont think so. Well, im sure they do because its kind of known if they cant get you with your schedule, they have someone else record it. But i like a little job security. Jimmy i see, i gotcha. Youre doing a voice, right . Jimmy i did a voice in a thing and they asked me for a voice double. And i thought, maybe theyre trying to fire me. And i said, the only one who sounds like me is my brother. Sounds almost exactly like me. So they hired him. I dont know what is going on with that. Ohoh. People do it, though. They have voice doubles. Sometimes for adr, for movies. Jimmy now i know that. Thanks for warning me. You should not have given your brothers name. Jimmy i know a lot about him. Dont worry. Well take a break. Well show a clip from your movie bad moms. And we have a Little Something from your actual mom, a special message on video that i think people are going to enjoy. Kristen bell is here. Her movie is bad moms. Well be right back. 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No. No. Jimmy thats kristen bell in bad moms. It opens july 29th. You play one of the good moms in bad moms. No, i play one of the bad moms. Well, its not black and white. The whole point of the movie is about moms that rebel and throw in the towel saying, this job is underappreciated and overworked and we need to be women again for a second. Its like, there are no good moms and bad moms. Everyone is the mom they are. Jimmy there are some bad moms. I have seen them in the news. Yeah, i suppose. This is not about those. Jimmy not that bad. No. Jimmy theres a funny thing you do at the end where you talk about your actual moms. Yeah, with our moms. We did segments with our moms. Jimmy was this the first thing she has been in of yours . No. First of all, she was very excited. Its not the first time she has made an appearance in something i have done. Shes made quite a few. Sometimes when she comes in to visit sets they have background players who cross in the background to make it feel like a full town square or something. Jimmy right. And i noticed the second time i invited her to set, they are directed by the director saying cross now, cross now. She would cross. I would watch the scene and she crosses again, and again. And it just looks like someones zigzagging across the town square. I realize, this is a baller move. Shes like, i dont need to listen to the ads, ill make this look like a full community. Jimmy your mom is a character, right . Shes great. She also came to set on Veronica Mars once, and most of it took place at a Police Station. And i said, you want to be in the scene . She was like, definitely, ill go to hair and majorup, dont worry about it. She goes to wardrobe. She walks into the Police Station dressed and handcuffed as a hooker. And she sat in the lobby of the Police Station like in the ba background like like she had been busted. I thought it was a great choice. Jimmy i think so too. You have video that you sent us. This is when did you get this from your mother . Well, when i went to college, my mom would maybe have a sip of wine and make me these long videos of cuttogether funny footage or things she was doing at the house when i was gone. And one of them was the back story, she found these two giant cockroaches. She loves taxidermy. Side note. She found cockroaches and she not only felt the need to transport them back to michigan, but she put strings on their little dead bodies and puppeteered them in a video in my room because i was a slob and they were feasting on the crumbs in my bed. And she made a music video and a guitar is in one of their hands. Jimmy i think we have it here, actually. The cats swatting on it. Jimmy there it is. We made this movie for you because we appreciate the way you keep your room. Enjoy. Hi, kristen. Hello, everyone, at new york university. We miss you, kristen, and your bodys warmth on these cold michigan nights. Kristens nightstand. Mountain dew, our favorite breakfast. She said that, thats not my night stand. And hot tamales. And the chips and chocolate. We love the chips. And got you crying jimmy that is the most creative passive aggressive video i have ever seen. The actual the ending which wasnt in there, was the greatest. She taped their wings down to the stage so she can get them to bow. There is an applause loop where theyre just taking a bow. Jimmy they are dead, right . Oh, yeah. Jimmy please do not sic p. E. T. A. On kristens mom. Bad moms opens july 29th. Kristen bell, everybody. We will be right back with dave franco. [ cheers and applause ] [ bell rings ] oh, hey, jamie, can you hang back a sec . You wanna tell me about the boy in this painting . I dunno. Maybe nobody understands him. Well, if he were here, id say that being different is what makes him special. 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You have always been so nice to me and so supportive of me and youre a good person. I appreciate it, continue. Jimmy thats nice. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i think that youre really talented. I do. Thank you. Jimmy were you a good kid . Were you a wellbehaved kid . You seem like you would have been. I was a pretty good kid. Yeah, i cant recall any shocking right now. Jimmy did you work in the summers were you an actor already . No, i worked. My first job ever, i was 14 working at a mom and pop video store. I actually think illegal for me to be working a the that age. Jimmy it is illegal, yes. At the time, it was mostly vhs tapes. You rent them for two nights and if you didnt return them, you started to accumulate late fees. So i remember we were in palo alto. So we had some interesting clientele. Like steve jobs. He would come in. Jimmy the real steve jobs . The real steve jobs yeah. Jimmy hold on a minute yeah, take your time, take your time. Jimmy steve jobs would come in your video store. Right. Jimmy at that time, did you know it was steve jobs . A great question. I think i was aware but i didnt appreciate it. No. Jimmy wow, yeah. Yeah, you were 14 years old. Exactly. Jimmy what kind of month of ease would he rent . With the late fees, he didnt come in often. But i remember he had a 267 late fee for a rainbow bright cartoon movie. [ laughter ] jimmy what . And you think about it, and youre like, thats got to be the sole reason he created apple tv. And i feel like i should take park credit for that too. Jimmy you should. I was the nervous 14yearold who wasnt going to call steve jobs saying, we need the rainbow bright cartoon back. So ill take 18 credit for the existence of apple tv. Jimmy you deserve a check of some kind. That is unbelievable. He didnt read the terms and conditions at the store. Could have been. Jimmy thats unbelievable. You saw all the movies. You wanted to get in the movies. Your brother james decided he wanted to do all that stuff. Right, right. Jimmy i enjoyed the new movie. Did you like it . Jimmy i did. I will let you explain the premise. Its not a video game but a social media game. Yeah. Its an online game and you pay to be a player or a watcher. If youre a player, the watchers find information about you online through your social media and give you dares that you wouldnt want to do. If they find out you are afraid of heights, they put you on the top of a sky scraper. As the movie progresses it gets more life threatening. Jimmy its hugely popular. In a way you must have looked at pokemon go which just exploded out of nowhere. Its insane. Jimmy you must have been thrilled. Everyone thinks the studio planted that. Its perfect timing. Jimmy it is, really. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy it is a slightly more dangerous version of pokemon go. Exactly, slightly. Slightly. Jimmy just slightly. Yeah, but like its one of the things, where its been a fun press tour. We have been thinking outside the box. We wanted to do dares to help promote the movie. Jimmy so you did this is not from the movie, the videotape we have. Yeah, so we got a clip where i went out in new york. And i did a singing dare, singing in public. And for people who know me, they know im very shy in public, i walk around with my head down. This was extremely horrifying. But basically youll see me walking into the apple store in soho and humiliation ensues. Jimmy here we go. You are my fire the one desire believe when i say that i want it that way tell me why jimmy wait a minute. [ cheers and applause ] the best part about that video, when youre in new york and youre doing something crazy, no one even bats an eyelash. Jimmy even the kid. I went up to this kid trying to engage with him. He looks at me, not even a second, goes back to his phone. So many bizarre things happening in new york, they dont care. Jimmy that is pretty crazy. That is pretty uncomfortable for you. It was horrible. Jimmy a lot of people would be terrified by acting. You have cameras on you, you have to do this kind of stuff i dont know why its different in real life but it was bad. But it was bad for me. What ended up happening, i sent this video to a few of my friends, who i knew would get a kick out of it. And they were like, i want to do that. And i was like, yeah, go for it. So it got to a point, we should do something with this, i feel like it will help people break out of their shells a little bit. And i dont know the camera to look into. Jimmy look in all of them at once. All of them at once. Record yourself singing in public, tag your friends, and findyournerve and get weird and see what happens. Jimmy the great thing is, you are making a game in the movie everything goes horribly into something people really are going to do. Yeah. Jimmy i think you should think about this a little bit. While i think about this, im going to call out a few people i will dare to do it. Jimmy okay, go ahead, yeah. Jimmy this is like the ice water challenge. Sure. Jimmy but with no charity involved in it at all. Exactly. Exactly. Yes. So better. Jimmy even better. Without all that pesky money going to charity. Whatever, whatever. Lets see, this girl i know named allison bree. Jimmy okay. A guy i met a few times james franco. Christopher mitz platz. You are called out, 24 hours. Jimmy go see his movie, its called nerve. It opens july 27th. We will be right back with domo genesis and anderson paak. [ cheers and applause ] the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by samsung. The Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by samsung. Jimmy id like to thank kristen bell, dave franco and apologize to matt damon. We ran out of time. Nightline is next but first, his album is called genesis here with the song dapper, with some help from anderson paak, domo genesis [ cheers and applause ] note heres the light heres the light heres the light yeah, yeah hold that light come on now hold out hold you feel it that light baby you got to hold on smoke that smoke that fire baby we can dance if you like shake that pretty on the flash of the light off of one glass you can imagine the hype trying to figure out if im being in your plans for the night cause i havent felt this good in weeks got a fresh cut now im looking for the freaks fresh car wash so dont put your hand on the jeep use your etiquette and bring your brain sense to the beach but all around the world they keep running shawty wanna hold my hand it aint nothing mariah said if its worth time then Say Something and they tell me im out of my mind i aint budging yup sorry if im so overzealous cause i havent felt no energy like you on this planet so yeah put your number in my handheld and fill that with fan mail hold that hold that light come on now hold out smoke that smoke that fire come on dont stop till you hold you feel it that light baby you got to hold on smoke that smoke that fire really good nice to meet ya maybe we could smoke a little indonesia shake up the world like a goc your love song so strong you dont need no features no little jimmy lets park at last this cupid never hit me in my heart that fast i watch whoever start that gas to walk a little youre either gonna park or crash its muscle memory walking down a similar path i feel the energy or maybe its the way im feeling from all this hennessy im way way bigger than what they tend to be and you could be my Marilyn Monroe im john kennedy you know it you feel it cause i havent felt this rhythm in a minute getting faded until we fall got arches so i hit it with springs imma fall if i want it imma get it hold that hold that light come on now hold out smoke that smoke that fire come on dont stop till you hold you feel it that light baby you got to hold on smoke that smoke that fire now i could turn a to a kiddie pool and i could swim around until my fingers prune but if you stick around ill probably send it to them if you stick around ill probably roll another up right now can a groove come on smoke that smoke that fire spirit fingers smoke that hold that light hands up now [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. 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