Captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause stephen hey thank you, sir hey, welcome to the late show, everybody. Welcome up there. Welcome down there cheers and applause so glad you could join us. Thank you so much. Thank you, mark. Thats nice. Joseph. Thank you, eddie. Thank you. Welcome to the late show. Thank everybody. Welcome to the late show. Im stephen colbert. Im so glad you could join us tonight. Well, folks, the results are in, and the election is still going to be Hillary Clinton versus donald trump. It is the very first time in American History that both Political Parties have the same slogan, 2016, look, it is what it is. What are you gonna do . applause and there is huge news in the race to be the most powerful person that america has settled for. laughter because last night, the federal Election Commission announced how much cafng cash each campaign has on hand. And, Hillary Clinton is burying donald trump 42 million to 1. 3 million. I cant believe trump has so little cash. I always knew those huge skyscrapers were overcompensating for something in his pants. I just never imagined it was his wallet. applause in fact, donald trump is so broke, hes had to stop feeding his hairpiece. laughter he sent it to a farm upstate. It will be so much happier up there, chasing rabbits, chasing rabbits. Jon in the wild. Stephen in fact, 1. 3 million and this is true isnt even enough to afford a onebedroom apartment in trumps own building. applause not that he would want it. I hear the landlord is a jerk. This is kind of mystifying to me. How could trump have less cash on hand than the Veronica Mars movie raised on kickstarter . laughter i mean, that right there is the kind of mystery only Veronica Mars could solve. If donald trump had the money to hire her, which he does not. Not only is the Trump Campaign poorly funded, but it estimates it currently has about 30 people on staff across the entire country. Donald trump would have more fulltime staffers if he just hired arcade fire. laughter to put that in perspective if my studio audience worked for the the Trump Campaign, i would probably be doing a very different monologue right now. Great and, great applause keep in mind, running for president is extremely expensive. In 2012, obama and romney each spent over 1 billion. Thats billion with an illion. But trump only has 1 million. That is a thousand times less than he needs. Obviously, theres an easy fix here just make his campaign a thousand times smaller. Start with tiny yard signs. cheers and applause cute, cute. I actually know a guy with hands small enough to install those. Meanwhile, meanwhile applause meanwhile, Hillary Clintons campaign is growing. Shes gaining new supporters as fast as chelsea can crank them out. Adorable. Thats adorable. Now, a lot of democrats want clinton to name Elizabeth Warren as her running mate. applause any Elizabeth Warren fans here . applause you like Elizabeth Warren . applause you clearly do not work on wall street. Jim . A report in politico today saying that wall street and Financial Service industry leaders, despise warrens attacks on the financial industry. They also think her selection would be damaging to the economy, and they warned that if clinton surprises them and taps warren, big donations from the industry could vanish. Stephen and we know from experience that if theres one thing wall street can do, its to make money vanish. Im sorry, whats this . Whats this . Excuse me, sir, thats which behind your ear . Is it your Retirement Fund . And its gone. applause cheers illusion applause and hillary has to take this wall street threat seriously, because wall street has already given her 27 million. Or as hillary calls it, two speeches. laughter but if wall street really is vetoing Elizabeth Warren, the question is who do they want to be hillarys Vice President . My moneys on the monopoly guy. Not a bad idea. Hes an american icon, hes got plenty of economic experience, and like everyone else on wall street, hes got a get out of jail free card. cheers and applause jon batiste and stay human, everybody . Oez. cheers and applause . Stephen hold on, hold on. Oh i just had to refresh myself for a second there because ive got a question for you folks. You ready for this . This is a personal question. You guys ready . cheers is anybody here a human . Are you human . Are you human here . Then this next story may upset you. Im upset. We all have jobs to do, right . Im doing my job right now, and i got these cameras in here to prove it. And after the attacks in orlando, florida, i thought maybe the government might do their job and pass any kind of law, even a fig leaf to justice their existence. Well, for thinking that, i owe me an apology. Now, there was a vote. Senator Chris Murphys 15hour filibuster made that happen. But yesterday, each party introduced two gun bills, and all four of those bills were voted down. They couldnt even agree to keep people on the terror watch list from buying highpowered assault rifles. Its easy to feel hopeless, especially with headlines leading up to the votes like gun control bills expected to fail in senate on monday. Senate set to vote on four gun control measures, none expected to pass. Senate strikes deal to vote on doomed gun proposals. And Justin Bieber is set to cash in millions from his new line of emojis justmojis. Now, i know that last one is not about the senate, but it still makes me feel pretty hopeless. laughter i dont understand you senators. 92 of americans want to expand background checks for gun buyers, and you just ignore them. Since when does 8 of the population get to have total control of an issue . Thats like taking your entire family on a crosscountry car trip and letting grandma choose all the music. laughter nana nana glen miller is great, but im going to run a hose from the tailpipe to my mouth. laughter im sorry im sorry. You know what . You know what . You know what . Im sorry, i know it must be hard to be in the senate and find Common Ground on such a politically fraught issue, and, you know what . bleep that. Im going to take the gloves off. applause here we go. Round one hit it cheers and applause hey senate hey, senate, my dog accomplished more than you this week when he rolled over and licked his nuts. cheers and applause hey, senate, ive seen bugs trapped in amber move faster than you. Hey, you guys think a terrorist watch list is when you put homeland on your netflix queue. You know what . You might as well ask the gun lobby to check for a hernia, as long as theyve got your balls in their hand. cheers and applause senate, senate, you couldnt pass a bill if it was coated in exlax. applause but if you ever did pass a bill, it would say, be it resolved no kissing, and the n. R. A. Should just leave the money on the dresser. Senate, senate, you accomplish so little that kylie jenner wants to know what the hell you do for a living. cheers and applause senate, senate, youve got more old white men lying around than a life alert ad. cheers and applause you are so divided, you couldnt come together if you had 30 hours and a bleep reach supersting. Youre like grandpa after an allstarch dinner you cant get bleep done. bell ringing cheers and applause im still upset, but i feel a little better. Well be right back with aubrey plaza. cheers and applause intrthe only lemon lime soda with a twist of real juice. Its a crisp, refreshing twist on lemon lime. Insist on the twist. Its here, but its going by fast. The opportunity of the year is back the mercedesbenz summer event. Get to your dealer today for incredible onceaseason offers, and start firing up those grilles. Lease the e350 for 499 a month at your local mercedesbenz dealer. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Windex that you dont even know its there . 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What what plan . I dont know this part. Tatanya, are you okay . Im okay. Yell, she cant breathe. She cant breathe. Somebody help her. Somebody give her c. P. R. I know c. P. R. I was a volunteer e. M. T. I know what im doing. Maam, maam, i am an e. M. T. I am like a doctor, basically. Nose. Are you okay . I am now. Stephen please welcome aubrey plaza. applause hi hello stephen hi. Hi. Stephen so glad to have you on. Me, too, i love you. Stephen i love you, too, im a big fan. I love you, too. Stephen first question, obviously, do you do your own stunts . Yes no. Stephen are you anything like the characters . In this movie, you play two girls who are basically bigger goof balls than the guys. Yeah. Stephen in the movie. Oh, yeah. Stephen are you trouble . Um, ive been trouble before, yeah. I would say, yeah. Stephen one thing i like about you, is you look like you have a secret all the time. I was just actually thinking back there that i have a secret. laughter that i shouldnt tell anybody. And im not gonna do it. Stephen no. Not now, not tonight. What what stephen because we because we wouldnt like the secret that you have . I dont know. Im just saying bleep . I dont know. I dont have i dont know. Stephen theres no actual secret. Thats exactly. I have nothing is going on up there. Nothing. Stephen you have plenty going on up there, come on. Well, i dont know. What . I have no idea. laughter . Stephen you look dangerous. Im sorry, i cant help it. Stephen did anybody ever tell you that before, that you like kind of like a dangerous person . Yes, yeah, sure. I think it has something to do with the tone of my voice, and something in my eyes or my halfpuerto rican background. I dont know. Stephen i wouldnt touch that with a 10foot pole. I wouldnt. speaking spanish . Stephen what . Do you know what youre saying . Yeah. Stephen i dont know. I dont know what youre saying. You could just make it up. I dont speak spanish. Well what, do you speak . Stephen a little bit of latin. I took me, too. Stephen you took latin . Yeah. Stephen okay. laughter speaking latin . Okay, i dont remember that. Stephen the farmer is in gall. The forum is in gall. Thats basically it. I did take latin. I went to an allgirls catholic school. Stephen how long did you go . From fourth grade to 12th grade. Stephen thats serious. Yup. Stephen did you like it . A lot of people think of that as an oppressive regime, like the iron curtain. No, it wasnt like that. I loved it. And we were we had a convent on the campus, and the nuns taught us. But our nuns were cool nuns, like sister betty played the guitar. Stephen she plate guitar . Yeah. Stephen was it a lot of our father who art in heaven hallowed be thy name thats cool. Like interpretive dance at mass and stuff like that . No, we were more traditional Roman Catholic kind of traditional. But we got crazy sometimes. Stephen really . Oh, yeah. Stephen thats a movie i would go see. laughter . You know, i just finished shooting a movie in italy where i play a nun in the 1400s. Stephen seriously. Yes, get ready for that one. Were not talking about that tonight. Stephen were talking about i wanted to know whether you had ever considered the holy orders, did you ever think you liked the nuns, right . Did you ever thing i could do that . Honestly, yes. I really i did have oh, god. Stephen i went to the trouble having this made. cheers and applause im telling you youre going to love this movie i just did because its that but an entire movie of it. Stephen of a nun wearing inappropriate clothing and more lipstick than a nun would ever no. Yeah, no, yeah. Stephen dont tell me about that one. Lets get back to mike and dave need wedding dates. Have you weddings have, like, three things that people want the couple wants to get married, you know. Yes. Stephen everyone else either wants to leave as quickly as possible or they want to hook up. Yeah. Stephen right . Have you had fun at weddings . Um. laughter ive been to, maybe, like, two weddings that havent made me want to run out the door. But i try to have fun. You know, i try to have fun, you know, wherever i am. And i was maid of honor lat year at a wedding. Stephen congratulations. That was a lot of responsibilities. I prefer to go to weddings where i dont have any responsibilities. You have fun, you drink what does the maid of honor have to do . You know, attend to the dress stephen do you have to give a speech . I gave a speech. I dont remember this speech i gave. Stephen what sounds like a fun wedding. The advice i got was to be so drunk before the speech that you dont care anymore. I cared, but i was also wasted. laughter stephen well, you know, i this is on a slightly. cheers and applause on a different tack, sister plaza. Yes. Stephen that i understand that when you were younger, you actually met donald trump. I did. Stephen and ive got a photo here that makes no sense to me. And this is you and donald trump and a young boy. And thats the photo right there. Okay, so. laughter . Stephen what is happening here . What is this . So let me tell you a little story about a girl named aubrey plaza who was, i think, around 19, 20. I was living in new york, and my job was to be a mascot to dress up like that character, which this is what did you for a living . Yeah, at, you know, Convention Centers and that kind of thing. And i didnt really know its a british, i believe a british cartoon named naughty the elf boy or something. Okay. Naughty. Stephen dont pretend like you know what shes talking about. Youre americans. We wouldnt let you in if you werent. Anyway, i would put that head on and walk and around i didnt know the character so i would just make up some dance moves and thought the elf would do this or whatever. Then, so the last job with the elf, was at f. A. O. Schwartz, there was an event, and my boss at the time said the only thing you have to do tonight is to get a picture with donald trump. Thats all i need you to do. Do it or youre fired. So, you know, i tried to get in there with him, and he kept shoeing me away, and he didnt want the picture and i kept dancing over to him, trying to get the picture. And i finally just kind of put my creepy elf arm on him and forced him in there and got that picture and the rest is history. And the rest is history. And i justue know, i feel like if i knew then what i know now, i would have just, you know, tackled him to the ground in that moment. cheers and applause . Stephen wife, should have, cacould have. Well, speaking latin, sprs. Mike and dave need wedding dates opens july 8. 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With discover card, you can talk to a real person in the u. S. , like me, anytime. Wow. This is a recording. Really . No, im kidding. 100 u. S. Based customer service. Here to help, not to sell. From the crib to the ridehen and the clothes so you better let him know that if he mess up you gotta hit em up introducing new limearita splash the refreshing margarita in a bottle. ,, stephen hey, everybody. Thank you so much, everybody. You know, like a lot of you people, i loving if to the movies. And for those of you who havent been to the movies in a while, but you cant skip any of the ads. The only problem is i never know which movies to go to. I mean, will i understand angry birdsy if i dont play the game. Once again its time for not at the movies, with gil peaches. Is like the internet, but you cheers and applause hello hello, im gil peaches. Im gil peaches. Welcome to not at the movies, with me, gil peaches. Hello, im gil peaches. Here are the movies i saw this week. Xmen apocalypse. Now, for those of you not familiar with roman numeral now, for those of you not es, that means 10 men apocalypse. And my favorite of the 10 men was magneto. His super power was right there in his name, magnet. Professor x. Spd should have been professor reads your mind, and siclops should have been johnnie laser eyes. I can not care for this movie upon for one thing, i had trouble focusing on the plot because the floor was very sticky and it made me wish id worn shoes. I give Xmen Apocalypse four basketballs and one volleyball for cartoon violence. Next up, finding dory. Hello, im gil peaches. Nbility lou, ooult normally, im excited to see a see a pixar sequel because of all the cars, especially when theyre planes. But i just dont relate to fish. They swim in the same water as their poop i havent done that since i was kicked out of the y. Put up a sign, guys. They also left out my favorite pixar character, shrek. So i had to draw a picture of him on my popcorn receipt and hold it in front of the screen. Rip off. I give finding dory three thumbs up. Two white, one africamerithumb. Neither up or down. They dont want to get involved. Hello, im gil peaches. The last movie i saw this week was mike and dave need wedding dates. Normally i see movies alone, but this time i brought my cousin, jill peacheses, because shes very smart, and it was my grandmothers dying wish. Nanas not dead yet but were getting the wishes out of the way. Stephen hello, im gil peaches. Gil peaches. Hows brenda,. We broke up. Stephen i called it. Who got to keep the samurai swordz. She did she did, but i kept the bamboo armor. Stephen well played. So, what did you think of mike and dave need wedding dates . Im on the fence. Stephen sidesaddle or straddling . Straddling. Stephen ouch. On one hand, the movie had comedy, romance, and heart, and a rapid series of still images that created the illusion of motion. That part gave me vertigo. I had to lie down in the aisle. Stephen sometimes theres snacks down there. Also, none of the characters were samurai. Very disappointing. If they gave awards to movies, it would definitely lose. But the one standout was aubrey plaza. cheers and applause if i were a movie producer, id keep both my eyes on that one . Stephen because shes so good . No, because she looks like she steals. Y laughter stephen my only complaint was after the credits, when my car wouldnt start because id left the headlights on. So predictable. I give mike and dave need wedding dates five throwing stars. Speaking of which, brenda, give me back my throwing stars. Theres a Renaissance Faire this weekend. And you knew that. Stephen jill, you know throwing stars are not renaissanceera appropriate. Im going as a time traveler. Stephen touche. laughter well, thats a wrap for this episode of not at the movies, with me, gil peaches. And me, jill peaches stephen until next time, see you not at the movies. I miss you, brenda. Stephen stay strong, jill. Stay strong. Id die for you. Stephen stay strong. whispers rocket and theyre off should we tell them there are more . Theyll figure it out, eventually. Nice to meet you today were going to talk about the allnew 2016 chevy cruze, but heres the catch. Youre only going to answer me in emojis. So, this cruze has builtin 4g lte wifi® with 24 gigs of data. Wow. message sent sfx strong it also comes with 24 months of siriusxm satellite radio. message sent sfx like, word, chevy. Thats the way to go. Pick the one emoji that sums up the car. A crystal ball. I can see the future. That was deep. Get your fix with breolive gardensed . Two new breadstick sandwiches. Like our new spicy chicken sandwich. Try them for lunch starting at just 6. 99. Olive garden. Why do people have eyebrows . I. Why do people put milk on cereal . Oh, are you reading why people put milk on cereal . Why does your tummy go grumbily, grumbily, grumbily . Why is it all mimics a stomach grumble no more questions for you ooph, that milk in your cereal was messing with you, wasnt it . Yeah, happens to more people than you think. Try lactaid, its real milk, without that annoying lactose. Good, right . Mmm, yeah. I got your back. Lactaid. Its the milk that doesnt mess with you. applause stephen welcome back, everybody. My next guest is a talented actor who now stars in the hulu show the path. Thats why steve put me in charge. You may have known him longer, but i have the gift. You can inspire the faithful, but you dont have what i have. I can walk out on the bleep street and mach people believe. So im writing last three runs, and theyll say that im the chosen son. Ill let you know when theyre finished. Stephen wow. cheers and applause please welcome hugh dancy applause stephen now, this is about a cult, the path. Well what, some would call a cult. Fair enough. Stephen i might follow that guy in that clip. Because the force of the personality, you know, to be able to grab people and move them emotionally, do you think theres a relationship between cults and acting . I think its like a fan club writ large. I think the link is conviction. I mean, i think if youre going to go out and give a performance, it doesnt matter who youre playing, you have to find a way to fully believe in that person yourself, and i think that if youre in a cult, youre probably living a life of conviction. Stephen im very attracted to living in a cult. laughter i would love somebody to tell me what to do all the time. I would, too. No, i think theres some truth to that. I think all of us, some part of us wants that. Stephen did you did you grow up with any particular religiosity . No, in fact, not particularly. Stephen so do you see all religions as cults . I see i think that it is in the eye of the beholder. Thats not to say i dismiss all religion at all, but i think we have this idea from Popular Culture of what a cult is, kind of a 1970 thing live on the compound with father and child brides and we only eat green. Yes. Stephen dont leave the cop pound. All that, all those things. Stephen at least thats what they told me back in the 70s. You read our literature, obviously. Stephen absolutely. A cult has been described as somebody elses religion. Absolutely. And all have the opportunity for good and bad. Stephen how about this one, myerism, is it good or bad, hugh . Its good, i think. Stephen that guy doesnt seem that good. He seems like a bad guy. And youre the leader, right . I want to be the leader. Stephen okay, youre vying to be the leader. I would say that he that he feels like hes taking on a heavy burden for the sake of other people. He believes in the belief smostly, but hes just going to do some dodgy things. Stephen you know what would help me follow somebody in a cult . If they had your actual accept. laughter we americans think thats knot status. Right. I think there are plenty of thoz cults out there is there are there cults in england . Is england known for its cults . America is known for their cuts. We have good ones. All the good english cult leaders actually moved to california. Stephen the gold rush. That was the gold rush. Gotta go where the work is, hugh. We had aaron paul on here the other night and he said he calls you fancy dancy. Thats true. Not mostly to my face, but he does. Stephen is that an insult, fancy dancy . Its not at all. I dont think so. I mean, i dont know. What did he say . How did he say it . Stephen he goes, fancy dancy. I think the truth is when your name is dancy, people pretty early on realize it rhymes with fancy. Stephen and lets take off the the pantsy. No, that one is new but i will now live with it. Stephen let me ask you something. I was an actor for a while when i was a kid, and i wasnt nearly as attractive and fit as you are. Have you ever been to an audition a physical fight. Stephen we could fight if you want. That would be good for ratings. laughter you ever walk into an audition as a young actor, and they go, thats fantastic. Now, lets lose the pants. Anything like that . Lets see the torso, or anything like that. Not exactly. Stephen never said, lose the pant . Because they told me to lose the pants one. And i did, and i did. And i didnt get the part. laughter honest to god, yeah. Insult to injury. What was the audition for . Stephen it was for a levis ad. And everyone young actor in chicago got called in and said, all right, lose the pants. We didnt know we had to lose the pants until we walked in and we all walked out and were shell shocked. And we all saw each other the next week and asked, did you take the pants off. I think thats a california thing. Stephen might be, might be. You might know, the brexit is in two days, right or the vote. The people who dont know. The brexit is the brits, the united king colm is voting on whether to leave the e. U. Thats right. Stephen the european union. How did this happen . Go it alone. Stephen how did that happen that it even got to this point . It happened because basically the Prime Minister of britain programmed that, promised this referendum, essentially to calm down members of his own party who wanted to leave europe. And now its come to fruition, and it turns out its much more of maybe not a likelihood but a possibility than maybe he or anybody else had envisioned. Stephen what happens . I know youre not a politician, but tbhaps they vote and they brexit, do they dynamite the chunnel and cut themselves off from england . Are they going to let those people not swim the channel anymore, or Something Like that. We already have a channel. Stephen how is your lovely wife, claire danes. She is a lovely actress. Shes great. Stephen please say hello. It was lovely to meet you. Thank you for being here. Congratulations on the path. It is available now for download on hulu. Hugh dan see, everybody. When we come back, Andrew Zimmern will put things in my mouth that i never thought would be there. Stick around. And theres your beautiful baby. Any day now [crunch] really . Youre eating doritos . Hes eating doritos. At my ultrasound. Do you see what i have to deal with . I know. laughter laughter laughter laughter owww laugher give me that screaming [baby crying] [crunch] because its a lot faster than walking for president. Have you found a running mate . I think i just did. No you didnt. This press conference is over. Thats the wrong way sir supported by hotels. Com. Wheall i can think abouthit, is getting relief. Only nicorette mini has a patented fastdissolving formula. It starts to relieve sudden cravings fast. I never know when ill need relief. Thats why i only choose nicorette mini. 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I wanted to call it the wandering spoon, possibly the worst title in the history of food television. Thank god that didnt work. The idea is, for me at least, the stories that are most interesting and food is good, but food with a story is better. And the best stories are the ones on the fringe, and the fringes are the edges, where things there is no chicken breast, there is fermented walrus tusches. Walrus butt. Sure, europe from south carolina. Low country. Stephen have you been to the low country . Many times. Stephen whats bizarre in the low country . We ate some waterfowel, some tiny little birds that were fantastic. All parts of the pig that rodney scott didnt throw on the barbecue after opening up that hog. Stephen chit lins . Up the wazoo. Stephen is there any food thats too bizarre if you to eat . For instance, have you had human weve all bitten our nails from time to time. Stephen ive bitten the inside of my cheek from time to time. Spoiler alert im dlirs. Stephen theyve been saying that about you for years and thats why you were our final human. The ma madagascar episode dug the circ up scission of a fiveyearold boy was offered the foreskin as a sign of respect. The maternal grandfather got so angry, he grabbed it from me to eat it, and the paternal grandfather grabbed it from him and threw it down his throat before he could react and he was angry the honored guest didnt get it. As someone who is famous for having eaten everything, if i was in papua new guinea, and if there was the long pig the long pig being us. Have you heard what we taste like . Its like chicken. No, im just kidding. Stephen what are we eating tonight . I hesitate to ask and i brace myself. Tonight was the premiere of the new season and we started off in spain. Ill start you with spain. This is the most classic of madrids famous meat stews. Here is everything from the pig, intestine, belly, blood sausage, knuckle, foot, a little piece of boin loin. You may want to explore something over there. Chick pea whats this . Thats tribe. Stephen whats tripe . The lining of the piece of the stomach. Stephen hold on a second. You know what . Not bad. Stephen the word rubbery comes to mind. Stephen it does. Stephen do you want to try the blood sausage. Its delicious, seasoned with sweet spices and onion. Stephen oh, thats amazing. Stephen down in there a hearty broth. What have we got here . Okinawa is where we go a couple of weeks from now, and there they believe in something called yazunun. They were sort of an outlier nation and they believe in eating foods for health, wellness, and medicinal reasons. So im just going to put a couple of paperthin slices here. And, yes, of course, i washed my hands. Of raw goat. They love raw goat there. Theres a little soy sauce. Stephen soy sauce there. Hold on. A little lemon. You tell me. I think its absolutely delicious. Stephen mmm. Mmm. That is what do you think . Stephen thats actually fantastic. You have been very open of being a recovered addict. Is food a form of addiction for you . Well, im obsessed with it. You tell me. The problem with most people is if you have a personality change and it starts to rule your life in a certain way its a problem. Its probably more of a workaholic than foodaholic. 25 years clean and sober from the stuff that was going to kill me. cheers and applause thank you. Stephen what do we have next . Okay, i dont i dont know what that is, and it looks questionable at a distance here. Youre going to love this. Stephen that really looks like you found that by the highway . Thats mashed plantains. This is from our bronx episode. Stephen plantain. I had handle that . Try the meat in that. This is a hodutu, which they usually make with fish and plantain but they make it with possum. Stephen thats possum. Thats possum. laughter . Here to celebrate its fantastic. Stephen were you were you fresh out of rat . laughter . You dont want to eat rat, but actually, you might. Possum has to be purged because its one of the only animals in the worlds that eats dead things. Stephen fantastic at least its not rabid. Stephen for instance tmight have eaten this. This is the greatest thing in the whole world. A tribute to senegal, one the of the great meat cultures on earth. Try it with a little piece of bread. This is roasted sheeps brain. Just a little lemon and salt. Its Better Believe me, its better than fois gras, and bone marrow put together. Stephen hold on. Im so sorry. And a delicious, delicious, part, the whole world eats no to tail. You grew up in nosetotail culture. Stephen you know what would go with that . A nice pin on the noir. Stephen oh, yes, my friend. applause that was delicious and a horror show at the same time. And now youve crossed it off your bucket list. Stephen well, thank you very much. Andrew zimmern, congratulations on the tenth season. 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