With cold weather arriving, many places in the world that had largely gotten the pandemic under control are now seeing alarming new spikes. France hit the record 52,000 new daily cases while germany saw a record high of 16,000 cases. And now because of that and increasing hospitalizations, both countries are institute nog lockdowns. The last time europe was this panicked about an existential threat, it had a little mustache. No joke. But while europe is trying to limit public gat risk, the corona in chief donald trump is going around hins Country Holding as many superspreader rallies as he can. He even changed the crowd chant from lock her up to lick your hands. Now other peoples hands. All their hands. Lalalarlala but remember the president ial race isnt the only one that will be decided next week. Republicans are desperately trying to hold on to the senate and one seat they need to keep red is in arizona where republican insum Martha Mcsally is in a tough race against mark kelly who
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It needs to be fixed. Reporter and again. The sidewalk is sinking or the buildings are going up. Reporter the sidewalks are singing, you can see the gaps at just about every single seat corner. Its more complex than putting in cement on the cyber. Reporter Rachel Gordon is with the Public Works Department at San Francisco, she says the problem was predicted when the neighborhood was envisioned. The bay is built on a landfill. We knew going in, it used to be the old rail yards. It is made on landfill. We knew there would be settling. Reporter it is up to the Building Owner to flip the bill to shore up the sidewalk. It i joked its like venice. Because, you know, it really could just be water around all of these buildings. Reporter Jennifer Smith stolen is the Vice President of operations at mercy housing. She says for longterm the nonprofit cannot afford to continue to pay for this. The fixing in the amount of money we have available to make the fixing is really not going to add up. Repo
Trevor hey, whats going on, everybody . Welcome to the daily social distancing show, im trevor noah. Today is thursday, the 29th of october, which means if you live in oklahoma, early voting starts today. So go vote remember its the oklahoma sooners, not the oklahoma laters. Anyway, coming up on tonights show why black votes matter, Jordan Klepper talks to trump supporters, and vicepresident ial candidate Kamala Harris is on the show. So lets do this, people welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick it off with the coronavirus. Its the reason people hit the ground whenever you sneeze. With cold weather arriving, many places in the world that had largely gotten the pandemic under control are now seeing alarming new spikes. France hit the record 52,000 new daily cases while germany saw a record high of 16,000 cases. And now because of th
Welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick it off with the big story. Election day is now just eight days away. So at this point, my friends, you can forget about getting in shape for it because election day bodies are made during the primaries. This year, votes for are not waiting till the first tuesday in november to cast their ballots. The Record Number of americans taking advantage of early voting across the country. An unprecedented 57 million ballots have been cast, more than 40 to have the total votes counted in the 2016 general election. At one of new york citys premier venues snaking around the block in brooklyn while marching bands drum up excitement. Incredible turnout in the lines. Ive never seen this before in my life. Americans dont even have to be earthbound to vote. U. S. Astronaut kate rubens casts her ballot with help