Show with Trevor Noah Trevor okay. Before we get into the serious news, i wanted to kick things off with an adorable story that will almost definitely be turned into a secondrate Christmas Special next year. Well, it may just be new yorks unofficial new holiday mascot. A small owl found inside the Rockefeller Christmas tree tree. A worker found it tucked away in the branches. Its a small bird called a saw wood owl, the smallest in the northeast, recovering at the ravens beard wildlife center. Its getting lots of love and attention and has its own twitter page. Very nice, and its own little turtleneck, too. Trevor oh my god can we take a second to appreciate how frickin cute this owl is . Baby yoda probably put a hit on him as we speak. Hes so cute, i want one. I want to go get a little owl right now. Aaahhh that was a mistake. Owls are not pets. But, still, what a fun story, an owl hitched a ride to new york city although i guess it looks different if youre an owl. From the owls perspe
Trevor it has now been four, or possibly 12 days, since joe biden was declared the next president elect and Kamala Harris sassy white friend. And he has been busy trying to prepare his team for office, but its not going smoothly, because donald trump, oneterm president and tenant from hell, is still going through all the stages of grief denial, rage tweeting, undermining democracy, and back to denial. The president s latest moves indicate that he is not ready to concede any time soon and that he may not leave all that gracefully. Several sources throughout Government Agencies indicate that President Trump has put out the word through his staff that he does not want any federal agency cooperating with the biden transition team, and further, that he doesnt want any Government Agency doing anything that would imply that biden won the election. Were also learning that the white house has started to press these agencies to come out with a budget for next year, as if there will be no change
Thanksgiving turkey, and bill gates joins me on the show so lets do this people welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with Trevor Noah Trevor okay. Before we get into the serious news, i wanted to kick things off with an adorable story that will almost definitely be turned into a secondrate Christmas Special next year. Well, it may just be new yorks unofficial new holiday mascot. A small owl found inside the Rockefeller Christmas tree tree. A worker found it tucked away in the branches. Its a small bird called a saw wood owl, the smallest in the northeast, recovering at the ravens beard wildlife center. Its getting lots of love and attention and has its own twitter page. Very nice, and its own little turtleneck, too. Trevor oh my god can we take a second to appreciate how frickin cute this owl is . Baby yoda probably put a hit on him as we speak. Hes so cute, i want
Noah. Trevor so, election day is over, but because its 2020, election week has just begun. And that means its time for more election coverage in our continuing segment votegasm 2020 the awkward day after. Lets kick it off with really the only news right now. Joe biden looks like hes on president of the United States. At the time im saying this, he has leading in enough states to win the whole thing, and it may even be declared tonight. In fact, you might even know, watching this right now, if the election is over. And if you do, dont tell me no spoilers i like this feeling of stress. Now, this is all happening after a chaotic, nervewracking Election Night that featured all sorts of weird moments, predictions flipping left and right, ballots being delivered with a police escort, Steve Kornackis khaki butt. But maybe whats weirdest is that after all of that, the night actually ended up going mostly as everyone expected. Trump jumped ahead early in a lot of states because republicans most
inhaling rumbling man we have launch. Hey, romper stomper get up you got a visitor. Eric hey, romper stomper wow ive never had a visitor before. Well, thats not all. I snuck something in for you too. You did . You know how you told me you always wanted to see disneyland . Yeah. [grunting] [water splashes] theres pirates of the caribbean. Whoa [grunting] here comes space mountain [grunting] [water splashes] oh, yeah [grunting] its a small world [water splashes] splash mountain comes next [grunting] trevor hello, everybody. Welcome to the daily social distancing show. I am trevor noah running on four hours of sleep. Today is wednesday, the 4th of november, which means we are on day two of election day. Its almost like a hannukah miracle that no one wanted anyway, coming up on tonights show we look at how donald trump has had it with all these votes, roy wood jr. Will never trust the polls again, and well find out why hispanic voters are going maga. So lets do this, people welcome to the