Bullies. From now on, all wet willies must be dry darryls. I dont know. I was talking to my wife. My plan is to just pull my kids out of school altogether and hope they become reality tv stars. A lot of people are wondering which of the many changes weve made to our lives during this pandemic will carry over when things go back to normal. Like, will the Hometown Buffet still exist . Will children sit on santas lap . At christmas. Will we bob for apples . At halloween . Ive been thinking about all the things that might have to go, and i have to say, the one thing i hope this virus does kill, is the penny. Thats right, the penny. That little one cent coin that rattles around at the bottom of the cup holder of your nissan sentra. If were giving up shaking hands, and high fives, the penny has to go. Cash is like poison now. Handing someone a twentydollar bill is almost the same as licking them on the face. But at least a twentydollar bill is worth 20. A penny buys you nothing. Its a hundre
And there are also new rules for bullies. From now on, all wet willies must be dry darryls. I dont know. I was talking to my wife. My plan is to just pull my kids out of school altogether and hope they become reality tv stars. A lot of people are wondering which of the many changes weve made to our lives during this pandemic will carry over when things go back to normal. Like, will the Hometown Buffet still exist . Will children sit on santas lap . At christmas. Will we bob for apples . At halloween . Ive been thinking about all the things that might have to go, and i have to say, the one thing i hope this virus does kill, is the penny. Thats right, the penny. That little one cent coin that rattles around at the bottom of the cup holder of your nissan sentra. If were giving up shaking hands, and high fives, the penny has to go. Cash is like poison now. Handing someone a twentydollar bill is almost the same as licking them on the face. But at least a twentydollar bill is worth 20. A pen
And there are new rules for bullies. From now on, all wet willies must be dry daryls. Our plan is to pull the kids out of school all together and hope they become reality tv stars. A lot of people are wondering which of the many changes weve made to our lives during this pandemic are going to carry over when things go back to normal, like, will the Hometown Buffet still exist . Will children sit on santas lap at christmas . Will we bob for apples at halloween . Ive been thinking about all the things that have to go. And i have to say one thing i hope the virus does kill is the penny. Thats right, the penny. That little onecent coin that rattles around in the bottom of your cup holder ofner nissan sentra. If were giving up highfives and handshakes, the penny has to go. Handing someone a 20 bill is almost the same as licking them on the face, but at least a 20 bill is worth 20. A penny buys you nothing. Its a hundred dre100th of a do. Basically, the government is manufacturing shiny litt
Well, dicky from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight ma, omut don johnson, cma winner maren morris, mean tweets music edition, and music from Zac Brown Band. And now, moving on, jimmy kimmel [cheers and applause] jimmy thank you very much. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thanks for watching. Thank you for coming. Very fine. I thank you for joining us on one of the most historic and important dates in the history of the United States. My birthday. Thank you. I dont love my birthday i its not a big thing for me. But i will say this, i got exactly what i wanted this year. Good morning, everyone. This is the first of a series of Public Meetings the house will be holding in an impeachment inquiry. Jimmy thats right, i turn on the television and there it was. The impeachment hearing. We got testimony from bill taylor, the top diplomat for the ukraine. They did not paint a flattering portrait of our president and his boot lickers in the house didnt look too good either, devin nunes op
Im jamie colby in l. A. Because hello . Where else would i go to bring you the story of a highpowered publicist who gets a surprise inheritance from the Fashion Designer who invented the best and worstdressed lists . My name is harlan boll. My friend and client mr. Blackwell was a wellknown designer to the stars of the silver screen. When he passed away, he left me with 100 dresses that he had created, but i think what he was really giving was one more assignment to keep the buzz going about him. Harlan, im jamie. So great to see you, but i hope i did okay. For this particular episode, i was really careful about what i wore. Oh, im no blackwell, but im sure wherever he is, im sure hes looking down saying, shes gorgeous. Yay can we talk more about him . I would love to. Inside, harlan shows me some of the dresses he inherited from the blackwell collection. My closet looks nothing like this closet. [ laughs ] are these women wearing some of his designs . Yes. You have jane russell here.