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Well, dicky from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight ma, omut don johnson, cma winner maren morris, mean tweets music edition, and music from Zac Brown Band. And now, moving on, jimmy kimmel [cheers and applause] jimmy thank you very much. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thanks for watching. Thank you for coming. Very fine. I thank you for joining us on one of the most historic and important dates in the history of the United States. My birthday. Thank you. I dont love my birthday i its not a big thing for me. But i will say this, i got exactly what i wanted this year. Good morning, everyone. This is the first of a series of Public Meetings the house will be holding in an impeachment inquiry. Jimmy thats right, i turn on the television and there it was. The impeachment hearing. We got testimony from bill taylor, the top diplomat for the ukraine. They did not paint a flattering portrait of our president and his boot lickers in the house didnt look too good either, devin nunes opened the show for his party. It was obvious right off the bat that he was much more interested in defending the president than in getting the facts. Now i recognize Ranking Member nunez. In a july publication of the mueller report, the democrats engaged in a last ditch effort to convince the American People that President Trump is a russian agent. Jimmy got some new merchandise i guess. Devin nunes set the stupid bar to set it off. Then John Ratcliffe topped it meetly. Then chris stewart. But just when you think weve reached the bottom level of human intelligence, in comes jim jordan from ohio to take gold. People were actually laughing at him during the hearing. There he is, sporting his quid pro combover. Each attorney had a list of questions. They brought in a lawyer named steve caster. Since he couldnt ask about the facts, all he was left with was trying to get bill taylor to say that sending Rudy Giuliani to ukraine to shakedown their government isnt such an outland ish thing for the government to do. The discussion of the irregular channel you described. And, in fairness, this irregular channel of diplomacy, its not as outlandish as it could be. Is that correct . Its not as outlandish as it could be. I agree. Jimmy in other words, it could have been more outlandish. [ applause ] for instance, instead of Rudy Giuliani, trump sent gary busey to ukraine, that would be more outlandish. We did get some new mcnuggets of information. Bill taylor said a member of his staff was there when Gordon Sondland called the president. He said he overheard the call in which trump specifically asked about the investigation and after that call sondland told them trump cares more about investigate eg investigating biden more than ukraine. Illegality aside, this is the dumbest plan ever. So ambassador sondland tried to explain this to the group as if it was a normal thing in the world of business. Ambassador sondland tried to explain to me that President Trump is a businessman. When a businessman is about to sign a check to someone who owns him something the businessman asks that person to pay up before signing the check. Mr. Volker used the same language earlier at theial yalta conference. I explained it made no jimmy it does make no sense. When has donald trump ever paid up for anything. This is a stressful day for the president. The popeyes near the white house, they had to waive their two chicken sandwiches per person limit today for him. The president called the hearing a joke, a sham and hoax and said he didnt watch t white house spokesperson said the president was too busy working. They might as well have said he was at a zumba class. Trump said he didnt watch a minute of the hearing, but this exclusive footage obtained inside the president s private quarters says otherwise. Following the call with President Trump, the member of my staff asked ambassador sopd land what President Trump thought about ukraine. Ambassador sondland said President Trump cares more about the he investigations of biden, which President Trump was pressing for. Everything okay in here . Chicken, more chicken extra crispy, sir . Extra crispy, you idiot. Yes, mr. President. Jimmy throw potato skins in there to be safe e as t. He was tweeting and retweeting all of these things from right wing twitter feeds. In between hosting one of his favorite foreign strong men, turkish president erdogan. President trump said hes a big fan of erdogan who notably last month slaughtered our allies the kurds. Senators from both sides urged him to rescind the invitation, but he said he was a good friend. The way he treats the president of turkey, you would think he was the president of fried chicken. A new round of testimony begins again friday. In happier news, it was cma night on abc. All the biggest stars were there to celebrate country music, while we still have a country. Jimmy, jimmy, jimmy. Jimmy yes. I have a surprise for your birthday. Jimmy okay, good, give it to me. It is very good. Jimmy it is very good . Yes. Jimmy all right, let me have it. Ladies and gentlemen, on jimmys birthday, please welcome, grammy award winner marin morris. Jimmy youre right, this is very good. Hi, how are you . How you doin . How you doin . Wow, that was thats for me. Jimmy its marin morris, guillermo. Not maris morris. How are you . Arent you supposed to be in nashville for the cmas tonight . I am, but im also here. Jimmy how is that possible . Dont worry about it, im here. You know, jimmy, i watch you every night and i know everything about you. Jimmy thank you, thank you. So to celebrate your life tonight i decided to write a song about you. Jimmy really . Thats very flattering. You want to hear it . Jimmy id love to hear it. Should i sit on the floor or something . Yeah, get comfortable. Jimmy okay, all right, are you going to do it now . Were going to do it now. Jimmy okay, heres marin morris with a birthday song for me. [cheers and applause] today is finally here its the best day of the year are you red she in. [cheers and applause] one, two, three, four James Christian kimmel born november 13, 1967 is an American Television host and producer hes the host and executive producer of Jimmy Kimmel Live a late night talk show that premiered on abc january 26, 2003 in hollywood, california jimmy excuse me, one second. Im sorry to interrupt, but the song sounds kind of awesome . Jimmy yeah, in a little bit it sounds like youre reading my wikipedia page. Well, what are you implying . Jimmy im not implying anything. Im saying the songs a little wikipediay, it doesnt rhyme or anything like that. Im sorry, go ahead. I shouldnt be criticizing my gift. Okay. Ahem. Early life and family. Kimmel was born in brooklyn, new york and grew up in the neighborhood of mill basin and see, children and senior was Vice President of American Express and also ibm kimmels mother is of italian ancestry see reference jimmy now hold on a second. Thats definitely from wikipedia. You even said see reference. Thats a wikipedia thing. Okay, fine, it is . I had a really busy week, and i didnt have time to write ah special little birthday song, so i went on wikipedia. How old are you, any way . Jimmy its on wikipedia, im 52 years old today. Youre 52 . [cheers and applause] jimmy yeah. Well, thats too old for special birthday songs. Also, why are you wearing this stupid hat . Jimmy you gave it to me what do you mean why am i this is your thing. Anyway, as i was singing. Jimmy was a peanut farmer who in 1976 became president of the United States he did not win a second term jimmy no, thats not me,tha. Thats from jimmy carters wikipedia page. He was the president. That is not even my wikipedia page. Well, thats because you messed me up. Jimmy all right, im sorry. Can i at least finish this . Jimmy fine, finish the song. This is a terrible birthday. So happy birthday to my best friend a guy that we all love who dies in march of 2028 from chokin on a meatball sub [cheers and applause] jimmy thats how i die on wikipedia . Wow, well, thank you, i think. Happy birthday jimmy thank you, marin. Appreciate that. What a beautiful song. Marin morris, everybody. Thank you. [cheers and applause] youll have to work on the song for next year. [cheers and applause] you know, music is something that almost everyone loves. One of the side effects of love is hate, and no one does hate better than twitter. Every once in a while we go through a lot of tweets to find some of the notnice things people write and turn them over to the people they were written about, and with that said, its time for a new music edition of mean Billie Eilish dress like she got her clothes stolen at the gym so they gave her what they had in the lost and found. They look like they have a white van with free candy written on the side. Its a black van. Soulless, purposeless, virtuous sellout. Nice doritos commercial you piece of [ bleep ]. Theres people that dont like me . What the [ bleep ]. Id rather listen to a barn full of baby pigs being vaccinated than luke bryans new song. I have vaccinated baby pigs. And thats awful. How crazy are you on a scale of one to perry ferrell. Oh. Out of 100 perry ferrell. Why does trey cool from greenday look like the emow version of ted cruz . Well. I feel like leon burgess makes music for straight white couples to dance to in their kitchens, but only if they have granite tops. I still like it even though im gay and poor. Why does a member look like a jock thats also a vampire. Okay, ill take it as a compliment. What if god is really john maher covering Dave Matthews covers at that bar your dad likes. How is he still alive. Bus passes and happy mills, two things i mimagine lizzo has seen a lot of. He makes music for people who taste the gas before they fill up their truck. Thats pretty good. Ill giveem that one. I just watched a beautiful performance of cashrdi b, and tt bitch just looks loud without any sound on. How i look loud . How i look loud . Im loud . I dont even think im like loud. My ass. Jimmy youre at a perfect volume, cardi. Tonight on the show, music from Zac Brown Band. Don johnson is here. And well be right back with ray romano. Abcs Jimmy Kimmel Live, brought to you by doordash. Raw kitfo. Fried shiso. French fry. Iced chai. Tasty. Pad thai. Baked pie. Half stack. Taco pack. Lobster mac. Baby back. Pork chop. Soda pop. Kebab. Soursop. 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You can see zac brown on tour starting february 28th in moline, illinois. Tomorrow night, Jeff Goldblum and Camila Morrone will join us. And well have music from jeff with the Mildred Snitzer orchestra featuring sharon van etten. So please join us for that. Jimmy it turns out our first guest really is loved by everybodyincluding Martin Scorsese, who cast him alongside Robert De Niro, al pacino and joe pesci in the irish man. It is in select theaters now and premieres on Netflix November 27th. Please welcome ray romano. [cheers and hey jimmy ray, its great to have you here. Oh, were both going to be disappointed. Jimmy did you know this is the third time youve been on the show on my birthday . I apologize for that. Its a horrible gift. Jimmy its a nice gift. Kennedy got marilyn monroe, and you get me, yeah. Jimmy youre like a hairy version of marilyn. Happy birthday. Jimmy you give me advice, on my 50th birthday you gave me some advice. What should i expect . Whats going on . Youre 52 right . Jimmy yes. Are things happening . Things should be happening. Jimmy things are more not happening than happening. More of a decline. Its a little of both because i get e yes, yes, i know what talking about, but then things happen more. I get bruises now, i dont know what i did. You know, like a mystery bruise . Jimmy yes. It freaks me out, because youre probably not at this stage yet, but i keep a bruise journal, thats what i do. If you hit, you right down. Two days from now, okay, you match it up. Jimmy you monitor yourself like that. Yes. Jimmy its very thorough. I dont know. Its weird. Its either that, or this could be a possibility. In my sleep, my wife is punching me. My wife is punching me, yes. Jimmy thats entirely possible. Thats entirely possible. Jimmy are you getting wiser . Or just more bruisable . Well, i cant get dumber. I dont think i can get dumber. Im quite dumb. Im, with the amount of successi success ive had, like the degree of difficulty like in a dive . Jimmy you beat the curve. I try to read more, you know . People give me, a lot of people have given me, like selfhelp books. I got, i got the Shonda Rhimes one, the year of yes. Jimmy yes, she wasser hoo. That was very helpful, i read that. It was helpful until my other buddy gave me the power of no. Im right where i started. Im back where i started. [ laughter ] i need like the miracle of maybe. Jimmy something nice right in the middle. Youre still not on social media, right . I am not. Jimmy you dont do it . I just feel people are so concerned, how many followers. Its just not healthy. You know, jesus had 12 followers. He did okay. He did fine. [cheers and applause] jimmy thats debatable. Are you doing standup right now . I do a little bit. You know, i did a special, netflix special last february. Jimmy right, that was great, yeah. [cheers and applause] thank you, and i love doing it, but the down side of it for me is you kind of have to retire that material. Its done. Jimmy yeah. You dont have to, but you should. Jimmy you should, yeah. I dont do enough standup now to generate new material. It comes so slowly. But what happened, and i know a lot of people come up and say true story, true story, im telling you this is what happened. Jimmy okay. And it was two nights ago. In my dream, i wrote a joke. I wrote a joke. Something happened, and i made a comedic observation in the dream. Jimmy mmhm. When you wake up, you find out, its not really that good. But heres what happened in my dream. And the only reason im telling you is it actually happened. Jimmy okay. A guy was talking to me, he said a sentence and got halfway through the sentence and got distracted. He had to leave. And the part he got up to was, he said, and then i had to borrow his anal and then he had to leave, okay . And so, in my dream i thought to myself, if, if you just heard the beginning of that sentence, and then i had to borrow his and you made a top ten list of the worst words could you put after that. Jimmy uhhuh. Anal would be in that top ten. Jimmy yeah, sure, probably top five. Did you work out any of the other ones . Im trying to see, i almost feel guilty making it, because i feel like i didnt write it, i mean, i did write it, but it was the guy in the dream who wrote it. I dont have anything to follow it except first of all, if there is a sentence like that, borrowed is a weird word. Jimmy mmhm. Because, if, if youre borrowing something anal, its just like, you know what . Keep it. Keep it. I dont want it back. [ laughter ] again, im only telling because it happened. Jimmy that has happened to me, many, many times, and i keep a notepad next to my bed. 75 of the time i cannot read what i wrote down. Its either not funny or incomprehensible. Hows your family doing . Familys good. One of the boys works here. Jimmy thats right. And hes one of the twins. Theyre out of the house. Jimmy mmhm. The only one left in the house is my 19yearold, and hes, i dont know how to describe this kid, i really dont. I cant tell, i cant tell if hes, like, like the dumbest kid in the world or, im only saying that because he might be the deepest. I dont know. All i know, he says things that i dont quite know thousahow to to. The other day he went to some party and came home at 6 00 a. M. So i hear him. I get up, i go in the hallway, i go joe, you come home at 6 00 a. M. . And he doesnt say anything. He keeps walking to his bedroom and looks and goes, for now. And i go, huh . I swear to god, blew my mind. Because i started thinking, hes right. Time has no meaning. And i fell in like a rabbit hole. I went, i went into the bedroom, and my wife said, you find out where he was . And im like, where are any of us . Are we here . I dont even know if im here . Jimmy you are here. Ray romano is here. Well be right back. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by captain morgan original spiced rum. Official partner of major league soccer. Theres more fun to be had. Running out of gift ideas, seeking something more. Well if inspirations what youre searching for. Follow me to a place i know with Endless Possibilities so you can check your list off rowbyrow. As come on look around so much in store, youll spend much less but gift much more at the stores that youve been searching for spend less, gift better. At t. J. Maxx, marshalls, and homegoods. Ah, that worked well what are you searching a version of myself who doesnt make decisions based on fear . No, what streaming apps are you searching for . Oh. Because you have xfinity flex. It puts your apps in one place, and it comes with your internet. Try it kung fu panda. Ah. You have kids . Nope. Xfinity flex a personalized streaming dashboard thats simple, easy, awesome. Get started with xfinity internet for 29. 99 a month for 12 months and add a flex 4k streaming device on us. Click, call or visit a store today. Just want names, accomplices, keep your job. What about that . Would you give them names . No, no names. You know, i dont, i dont care whether you did it or not. That makes no difference to me. Yeah, i know. Im here to defend you, right . Right. What, you want to know if i did it or not . Jimmy that is ray romano and de niro alone in the irish men. It goes to netflix at the end of the month. Yes. Jimmy and you are fantastic in this movie. Ah. Jimmy and i know that you take no pleasure from any of this. I hate myself so much. Jimmy well, thats ridiculous. My father never hugged me, and i cant enjoy anything. Jimmy well, he would hug you right now if he saw this movie. And you have a big part in the movie. Not a huge. Jimmy a pretty big part. Im in a lot of scenes, because i play the lawyer. Im there when hes in court, im there when hes there. Im just kind of there. You know, but that scene. Jimmy this is it, this is the peak, being in a Martin Scorsese movie with Robert De Niro and al pacino. I still think they can edit me out. Jimmy i think youre in. By the way, if youre going to watch it on netflix. Can i plug a little thing . Jimmy sure. A little movie i made on netflix. Its a great little movie, too. Paddleton. Jimmy youre a very good actor. I know you dont like admitting that, but its absolutely true. [cheers and applause] jimmy now weve established youre a great actor. What were going to test now is how great a father you are, okay . Because rays son, matt, works here. Hes been working isnt that acting, too . Jimmy your sons been working here for how long, do you snknow . Five, six years. Jimmy i feel like maybe we know him better than you do, okay . Well, he moved out of the house, so yes. Jimmy he did move out of the house and we see him a lot there. Do you remember that guy right there . He wears that shirt every day. Hi, dad. Jimmy hes wearing that shirt, i have a blindfold for you. So theres your blindfold. Whats game. Jimmy put the blindfold on. Im going to bring out four other people who also work on the show, see if you can pick matt out just by feeling. Out of jimmy theres going to be five. Theres going to be five . Jimmy yeah. You know, in todays day and age. Jimmy dont worry, you dont work here. Have they signed waivers . Jimmy put that on, and well bring everybody out. Bring the guys out. Im doin it backwards. Jimmy theyre all guys, so dont worry about that. They are all men. Jimmy all right. Now, im going to walk over here. I dont want to cheat. Jimmy so ray, stand up. Stand up. All right. This is some punk. Youre not going to dump me in a bucket of something. Jimmy nothing, nothing terribles going to happen. Son number one, step in front of ray. Are we right here . Is this how were doing it . I have permission to figure you know what . Heres what well do, keep it safe. First im going to go by smell. Jimmy thats [ laughter ] now shall i make my jimmy number two, step over here. Number one, you step back there. Can i lift them . Jimmy please do not lift them. We do not want you or them to get hurt. And your blindfold is totally upside down. Y you want me to fix it. Ill turn around. I dont want to cheat. Youre right, youre right. Jimmy there you go. All right. Uhhuh. Okay. I do know one thing about my son. Jimmy what . He never cleaned his ears. [ laughter ] jimmy all right, number two, step to the end of the line. Number three, step forward. This is number three. When i was, when i used to kiss my son, he would, you know, pull back. Im not going to do that. Jimmy okay, yeah, dont. Good, you get enough . Enough . Jimmy number four, please step forward. How many more . Jimmy theres two more. This is number four. Oh, move over. Jimmy and finally, number five. Number five. What is need some purell. Jimmy ray, which one is your son . Im going to go, [ bleep ], i should have done the height thing right from the beginning. It might be four. Jimmy number four you say . Remove your blindfold, and it is number four jimmy all right. The irish man is in select theaters and premieres on Netflix November 27th. Ray romano and his sons, everybody. [cheers and applause] impossible to find, st but we need to know where they are, because they are threatened. Our camera traps allow us to have and eye in the mountains, taking thousands of pictures. Microsoft ai scans through all these images, and separates Snow Leopards from everything else, in ten minutes instead of ten days. It gives us time to do better research, and save this threatened species. Oh. Here. Loyes here it is. And its on rollback. So cool. Its a great price. Bam juno. Sound bar . So she can watch her cartoons in surround sound. And football. And football. Yes. She loves football. Uh, i know. Im a baller. Im a baller. Im. A. 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He made pink tshirts with turquoise blazers cool. His new movie is the whodunit, knives out. It opens november 27th. Please welcome don johnson. [cheers and applause] jimmy may i begin by saying ive been watching the watchman on hbo, and you were so great in that. What a great part that is for you. Yeah, its a trip, isnt it . Jimmy it is, it is. I love being in a show where everyone wears a mask but me. Jimmy yeah, its nice. When they started running the ads for the show, i was going, oh, this is cool. Jimmy it is cool. Is it true that you at one time had lions and tigers living in your home . Well, melanie and i, when we were married the first dozen times, her mother has a, a wildcat preserve. Jimmy tippi hedren, herhedre and people would get them as pets and they grow up into lions and tigers, and she would take them in. Anyway, the cats, she ended up having about 70 cats at one time, maybe more, and they would mate. And so, when they would, when they would mate, wed have all these little lions and tigers and stuff like that. And we had to raise them. And so we would, melanie and i took them to our apartment, and we would jimmy what . Yeah, we would feed, hand, baby, you know, bottlefeed these cats and stuff like that, and they would get to be about this big, you know, before, and theyd sleep in the bed with us and all that stuff. Wed take them out for a walk, because, you know, you have to take them out and let them do their business, and i cant tell you more than once id walk by one of the neighbor ladies, and shed go, is that a well, yes, thats a halfgrown siberian tiger. You want to pet it . No no jimmy mike tyson is the only other person i know that had do you know mike tyson . Oh, i love mike tyson. I got to tell you, i got to tell you quickly, i, i wanted to go see a mike tyson fight, and i, and so i had this friend, barbra streisand, and i asked her. Jimmy oh, right, okay. I said, have you ever been to a championship fight before . She said no. Ive never been. I said oh, well go to atlantic city, and well see this fight. So we go to atlantic city, and i had these front row seats, you know, right ring side, and it happened to be at the taj mahal where our dear leader is, you know, had his hotel. Jimmy trumps place. At any rate, were sitting on the front row and tyson comes out to fight larry holmes. He walks across the ring and hits larry holmes so hard that it sounds like a gun going off. Blood flies everywhere on ms. Streisand, who proceeds to stand up in her chair ahhhhhhh jimmy thats not a good date. I think thats the last fight she was at. Jimmy she made the main event. Speaking of, since i mentioned trump, these are called cigar boats, is that correct . This one i designed. Its an offshore racing boat, at one point i held the world speed record on the ocean at about, i dont know, 150 miles an hour. [ applause ] jimmy and these are your sponsors, and one of the sponsors is trump castle. How did that happen . Well, actually most of my friends were sponsors on this boat, and trump, who wanted to be on the boat said i want to be on the boat, let me give you some sponsorship money, i said sure, these things are expensive. I took the sponsorship money, he made me make his name bigger, and then he stiffed me on the money. Jimmy is that right . That doesnt sound like him at all. Shocker. Jimmy how much does he owe you, do you remember . With interest, you should sue him, take him to judge judy or Something Like that. That would be fun. Judge judy will wring him out. Jimmy this movie, knives out, is like a classic, allstar murder mystery film. I have a list, christopher plumber, captain america and james bond in this movie. Captain america plays my son. Jimmy captain america is your son. A nasty little thing in the movie. Don johnson knives out opens in theatres november 27th. And well return with music from Zac Brown Band. [cheers and applause] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. Driving performance. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy id like to thank maren morris, ray romano and don johnson, apologies to matt damon. This is their album, the owl here with the song leaving love behind, Zac Brown Band although the years have changed now and we go by different names i remember the sound of our roof in the rain and my mind goes back in time to a place so far gone where the love we left behind us was still new we were listening to the record on the end of your bed not giving thought to where it was all going and i wished right then and there so badly i could read your mind just so i could know the things that you were knowing i believe yes i do the hardest part is always leaving love behind i believe yes i do that everything we lose will be a gift in time but the hardest part is leaving love behind when it was time to say goodbye those words came down like stones i admit for so long to feel at home we would hear the highways song shifting down in the night i was grateful that the echoes broke the quiet i believe yes i do the hardest part is always leaving love behind i believe yes i do that everything we lose will be a gift in time but the hardest part is leaving love behind the sun fades on me now and i miss you like words cant know and i missed my shot at dying young a long time ago its just a Lesson Learned in love its not angry its not sad sometimes you have to lose something to know what you have i believe i believe yes i do