The United States to misspell his own name. Lashing out at google, and he tweeted, they suppressed negative stories on Hillary Clinton and boosted stories on donald ttump. I guess when your fingers are covered with dipping sauce it happens. But how do you misspell your name . I have to believe that if Sarah Huckabee sanders was still alive, god rest her soul, she would be out on the lawn shouting that his name is and always has been donald ttump and we were too fake news to know it. Trump was at the white house watching tv. In the two and a half years hes been in office, do you know how many days hes spent at his golf clubs . 198 days. You know how much these golf trip the cost us, the taxpayers . 110 million. They estimate 40 million on the airplane, and 50 million on the red lights that keep the cheeseburgers tan. I wish he played golf every day. I wish he would join the pga tour and go away. But what i do find interesting are his thoughts from when obama was president and he played
Jimmy thank you very much. Welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it [ cheers and applause youre here. You made it. Thank you very much. You guys, this is fun. Shark week is officially here steve yeah [ cheers ] jimmy and if youre excited about that, youre either a marine biologist or really high [ light laughter ] i read that shark week started back in 1988 yeah its been around for over 30 years even crazier, theyve just been airing the same ten shows and nobodys noticed [ laughter ] get this, every year there are about 80 unprovoked shark attacks. Yeah, 80 unprovoked attacks. Or as President Trump calls that, a weekend. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] actually trump loves shark week. Its the one time he can tweet, i love great whites, without being called a racist. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause steve really jimmy speaking of the president , the other day he invited some reporters in to talk about how he might put a tax on french
So i know, boris. I like him. Ive liked him for a long time. You know hes the bad guy, right . Yes. laughter please, sir, i want some more. Absolutely no. laughter mr. President mr. President mr. President , what do you think about calls for your impeachment . I would say, yeah, i would think that it will happen, and it probably should happen. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, london calling. Plus, stephen welcomes adam scott, and musical guest, spiritualized. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wooooo stephen wooooo thanks everybody. Welcome. Welcome, one and all, ladies and gentlemen, and children of all ages. Welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. For yet cheers and applause it is a good feeling, a good feeling today, because for yet another day, america was 239 pounds smarter because President Trump is still in england. Take that, yo
A guy can dream, said trump, with his two projectiles [ laughter ] reporters have found that a doctored version of the president ial seal was projected behind President Trump at an event earlier this week, which featured a twoheaded Russian Eagle clutching a set of golf clubs and a banner reading 45 is a puppet in spanish. [ laughter ] hmm. Somebody doesnt like trump and also speaks spanish . Busted [ laughter and applause according to reports, Rudy Guiliani is serving as President Trumps lawyer for free well, i think we can all agree he is worth every penny. [ laughter and applause thats right guiliani is serving as trumps lawyer for free. Well, actually, what trump said is, you can bill me all you want but i am never going to pay you. [ laughter and applause according to Campaign Finance records, indiana mayor, Pete Buttigieg has spent 300,000 on private plane travel, while Bernie Sanders just asked Spirit Airlines if they have a punch card [ laughter and applause every tenth flight
Former Vice President ial candidate sarah palins husband files for divorce after more than three decades of marriage. Why did their relationship end . Asleep at the wheel. The stunning new video, a driver and passenger appearing passed out on a busy highway. Their car seemingly on autopilot. The new warning this morning. Dont stop believing and the comeback king. Overnight, big papis incredible return to the ballpark. Here is the host of jeopardy, alex trebek. Jeopardy host alex trebek back in action. And who dat . The saints with an insane lastsecond win you have to see to believe. Dont stop believing good morning, america. Now, how did that make it into our open this morning . I wonder how. I never stop believing. Who dat . Who dat. Not only did it make it to the open but why do i have to read about it . The saints, this is for me okay, thank you, robin. Please. The saints pulled off that huge comeback win with this field goal that kept me up last night. Drew brees and his teammates