Transcripts For KPIX The Late Show With Stephen Colbert 20240714

So i know, boris. I like him. Ive liked him for a long time. You know hes the bad guy, right . Yes. laughter please, sir, i want some more. Absolutely no. laughter mr. President mr. President mr. President , what do you think about calls for your impeachment . I would say, yeah, i would think that it will happen, and it probably should happen. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, london calling. Plus, stephen welcomes adam scott, and musical guest, spiritualized. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wooooo stephen wooooo thanks everybody. Welcome. Welcome, one and all, ladies and gentlemen, and children of all ages. Welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. For yet cheers and applause it is a good feeling, a good feeling today, because for yet another day, america was 239 pounds smarter because President Trump is still in england. Take that, you limey bastards. laughter that is for that is for the war of 1812 and piers morgan. And im happy to say that the british brothers are none too happy. Thousands of protesters took to the streets for what is being called a carnival of resistance against the president. Well, good for you. That sounds fun. laughter we have to live with him. laughter here, its a little less carnival of resistance and more a traveling freak show. carnival music cheers and applause the carnival featured the famous trump baby blimp. laughter now i know that might you know, might seem unfair, but let me remind you, the blimp is anatomically correct. Just cheers and applause and its not just london. Protests against trump are planned in 14 cities and towns, including oxford, chester, stokeontrent, bangersonmash, mr. Beanington, stouffers salisbury mac n cheesingshire, sussexuponbutsex. laughter applause cheers . Splash mountain, and finally, east southwestnorthington. Ford. In the i cant believe its not made up town of bishops stortford, a teen mowed a giant penis into a field for trump to see as he landed in london. cheers and applause it was the first time in years trumps been able to look down and see a penis. laughter applause last night, there was an image projected on the tower of london showing trumps Approval Rating in the u. K. Compared to obamas. Its 72 to 21 . Its nice to know. Unfortunately, english votes dont count in our elections. Only russians do. laughter this morning, trump held a joint press conference with british prime minister, theresa may, seen here learning shes also has to meet don jr. And when it came to the protests, the president stressed one important point that there were no protests. As far as the protests, i have to tell you because i commented on it yesterday we left the prime minister, the queen, the royal family, there were thousands of people on the streets cheering. And even coming over today, there were thousands of people cheering, and then i heard that there were protests. I said, where are the protests . I dont see any protests. Stephen as trump and when there are no protests, you know what i call that . Fake boos. laughter applause trump also trump also applause trump was also asked about mexico. Youll recall or you wont that last thursday, out of nowhere, trump tweeted, as trump on june 10th, the United States will impose a 5 tariff on all goods coming into our country from mexico, until such time as Illegal Migrants coming through mexico, and into our country, stop. laughter you cant just slap a tariff on everything youre mad at. as trump i am imposing a 25 fee on all pants coming into my closet until such time as they agree to fit me. You can do it. You can do it, pants. Zip laughter well today, today, trump was asked about those tariffs, and heres what he said mexico shouldnt allow millions of people to try and enter our country, and they could stop it very quickly. And i think they will. And if they wont, we will put tariffs on them. And every month, those tariffs go from 5 to 10 to 15 to 20 , and then 25 . Stephen as trump were going to jack up everything mexico. Cinco de mayo is going to be 10 o de mayo, then 15o de mayo, and you get the idea. But, trump has faith in mexicos government. I think mexico will step up and do what they should have been done. And i dont want to hear that mexico is run by the cartels and the drug lords and the coyotes. I dont want to hear about that. A lot of people are saying that. Stephen as trump yeah, a lot of people are saying that. For instance, me, just now, saying that. Who else, the guy i shave in the morning in the mirror, he says it. Then he calls me bald and paints me orange. Heres the thing mexico is americas number one trading partner, and the economic consequences of these tariffs could be huge. In fact, if these tariffs become permanent, chipotle could raise burrito prices by five cents. Five cents . Jon this is an outrage. Stephen its an outrage, jon its an outrage now were going to have to start putting cheaper things in our mexican food. Get ready for taco bells pigeons n lint crunch supreme. laughter thats not bad. Jon i dont know about that. Stephen sure, some hot sauce and you wont even know. The potential economic damage has made the unthinkable contemplatable because Congressional Republicans have begun discussing whether t may have to vote to block President Trumps planned new tariffs on mexico, which would be the g. O. P. s most dramatic act of defiance since trump took office. Oh, so, this they would block. Theyre fine with obstruction of justice and kids in cages, but this is too far. Just listen to Mitch Mcconnell speaking to the senate today they can take our lives, but they can never take our guacamole. laughter applause stephen oh. Yes. Yes. Jon heavy scene. Stephen wow. So trump was asked about the republicans plans to possibly grow a spine oh, i dont think they will do that. I think that if they do, its foolish. Theres nothing more important than borders. Ive had tremendous republican support. I have a 90 94 Approval Rating as of this morning in the republican party. Thats an alltime record. Can you believe that . Isnt that something . I love records. Stephen as trump i love records. Unbelievable. I love records. I love the guinness book of World Records. Its great to meet theresa may, but i really want to meet those worlds heaviest motorcycle twins and that guy with the long fingernails, too. Trump was also slated to meet with several other british politicians while he was over there. And theres one in particular he likes, probrexit m. P. And man whose hairdresser is a raccoon, Boris Johnson. Johnson has been called britains donald trump. Oh, thats a nice change of pace, a donald trump who speaks english. laughter ap before his visit to england, trump actually backed Boris Johnson to be the next prime minister. But the feeling may not be mutual, because Boris Johnson turned down a trump meeting, yes, to which Queen Elizabeth responded as queen no one told me that was an option noooo noooooone told laughter applause Boris Johnsons not alone. While trump was at buckingham palace, Princes William and harry also avoided a chance of a photo op. Harry told reporters, no thanks, i learned my lesson about getting photographed with nazi stuff. But. laughter not sure what to make of your reaction. But there was one highprofile brit who did meet with trump today, Brexit Party Leader and pug who just heard your car in the driveway, nigel farage. Farage is a farright member of the e. U. Parliament who has recently been the target of protesters who splashed him with milkshakes. I think i know why trump agreed to meet with him. as trump keep talking, nigel. Im just going to suck on your lapels. laughter weve got a great show for you tonight. Dame Emma Thompson is here. But when we return, meanwhile stick around cheers and applause band playing their bearnaise sauce here is the best in town. [ soft piano music playing ] mm, uh, what do you do for fun . Not this. Oh, what am i into . Mostly progressives name your price tool. Helps people find Coverage Options based on their budget. Flo has it, i want it, its a whole thing, and shes right there. Yeah, shes my ride. This dates lame. He has pics of you on his phone. Theyre very tasteful. Before discovering nexium 24hr to treat her frequent heartburn, marie could only imagine enjoying freshly squeezed orange juice. Now no fruit is forbidden. Nexium 24hr stops acid before it starts for allday, allnight protection. 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Jon, one of my favorite one of my favorite one of my favorite performers and one of my favorite interviews on the planet is here tonight. Emma thompson is going to be here. Right there. Shes a dame. Shes got that she got the damed. You dont say knighted i guess. She got lady knighted. Jon its amazing. Stephen im very excited for her. I cant wait to see her again. Folks, every night i carefully and thoughtfully pull together the bones, muscles, sinews and flesh of the news and stitch them together in a unique creature i call monologue. But sometimes i like to take whatever spare flippers and beaks that are lying around and slap them together with a little that is my segment, meanwhile cheers and applause carol merrill. Meanwhile, in scotland, a family found out their five pound chess piece could be worth one Million Pounds because the piece is part of the famous medieval lewis chessmen, and has been missing for almost 200 years. So, i believe officials should really check out the rest of that familys board games, because there is something really weird about their game of operation. Meanwhile, last week, lithuania held their 20th annual baby race to Mark International childrens day. 25 babies raced for glory in a teenytiny nailbiter, but the ultimate winner was 11monthold ignas sadly cheers and applause yes, hes a champion. Hes a winner. He wanted it. Sadly, ignas was disqualified when it was revealed that he had been juicing. laughter meanwhile, scientists have created the loudest possible sound underwater. Let this be a lesson to all you kids out there dont let anyone tell you a career in science has to be useful. laughter a principal has resigned after being arrested at a strip club while on a school field trip. laughter applause i dont know. That is that is unbelievable. That it did not happen in florida. applause also cheers and applause also, what was this field trip . Over here, children, is where the Founding Fathers learned to clap that booty and make it rain up in here heres what happened students of the holy family okay Holy Family Catholic School in louisiana were on a trip to washington, d. C. , when the principal, michael blazeof glory comeau here, left the group and was arrested when police were called to archibalds Gentlemens Club in washington, d. C. , for an intoxicated man refusing to pay his bill. Well, of course of course. Dont you dare boo him of course he refused to pay. You try to afford strippers on a School Principals salary. laughter applause this is a wakeup call, america. I mean, for petes sake, for petes sake, these good people after theyve paid for their rent, their gas, their own school room supplies, sometimes. Theres just nothing left to tip cinnamon, cheyenne, or ginger in the champagne room when police arrived, comeau was standing in the roadway, refusing to move. The parents of the kids demanded he immediately be fired. While the students demanded he immediately be invited to zacks lake party this friday. Its gonna be lit before we single him out, i think its important to know that comeau was not at the strip club alone. He had a service dog with him now, we dont know why this man needs a service dog, but i really hope its not because of vision impairment, because that means he was just at the strip club for the soundtrack. laughter principal como was also a part time reserve police officer, but not anymore. He did the honorable thing and resigned by text. Im guessing booze emoji, dancing girls, police car, bye bye. laughter cheers and applause meanwhile, a motorist arrested for yelling bleep you to a state trooper was vindicated. Either because it was free speech, or the jury proved beyond a reasonable doubt that the trooper should go bleep himself. 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Well, im not entirely sure. laughter nothing seems to have changed. I thought maybe. When it happened, you know, it would be treated differently in some way i mean, obviously, i had all the chairs in my house raised slightly, the ones i sit in obviously, not everyone elses not too high. So people are slightly is she is she higher . But not sure, you know. Tiny bit sort of confused. And i thought i would be greete. I would be able to walk my sheep over the london bridge, you know. I dont know. But, everything seems to be the same. Stephen well, im so sorry. Yes, what i can tell you . Stephen here is the moment yourself. Here is you, receiving your damehood, right there. Yeah. cheers and applause stephen with prince william. Prince william. Hes very nice. Stephen very nice fella . Such a nice boy. Stephen did you know him already before this moment . I did know him already, yes, i did. Because i know his dad quite well. And hes lovely. But i had only seen him when he was quite a tall baby. laughter and and hes got a lot taller. Stephen a tall baby. A tall baby. He was a very tall baby. And he was just so delightful. And now, of course, grown up with children everything. Stephen and has babies of his own. So, i rushed to him, yes, yes, going, darling, can i kiss you . And he said, no. No, you cant kiss me. I kissed him later. Stephen thats nice. I also noticed in this photograph youre wearing, youre wearing sneakers. Stephen athletic shoes, youre wearing sneakers right there. Theyre posh sneakers, theyre quite posh sneakers. Everybody gave me a lot of trouble that. But i think they look nice. Stephen they do look lovely. Is this so you can get away quickly in case somebody comes at you with a sword . Yeah, absolutely. Stephen is there a sword involved . No, and there isnt and its not fair. And my husbands very cross because if you get a k your wife, or person who lives with you, becomes lady soand so. But the husband doesnt get anything, absolutely bugger all. Stephen youre dame. Im dame and hes play old greg, just bluh. Muh . Muh. Greg muh. laughter and its you know, and hes just not pleased. Stephen sure, i can see. Plus, i wear the badge in bed. And its sharp. Its sharp. laughter applause very pointy. Stephen sure. Pointy. Stephen sure. You have a badge . You have a badge . Its a big badge. Its a badge, a double badge. Stephen if you get pulled over, you can flash it to the cop and say, excuse me, dame. Or you can smack him around the face with it and take his eye out. laughter i mean, its, its, its a weapon in itself. Stephen you wanted to walk your sheep over london bridge. I do, i know you spend a fair amount of time in scotland. Mmm. Stephen do you have sheep . Actually, this is quite a good story. Do i mind if i tell you a story . Stephen i would love a good story. About scotland. Stephen yeah. My daughter was about eight. So the sheep were in the field, and at the bottom of the field theres a little place where i go to wash. I wash in the river. And often, if the weather is nice, i will wash naked, down to. laughter stephen you have indoor plumbing, right . More or less, more or less, yes. So i walked down through the sheep with the towel, had a wash and walked back up through the sheep, and thats what i did naked. laughter and, because theres no one around except the sheep. Obviously, they are appalled, appalled. Theres a lot of rushing, rushing, you know, shes coming. Shes coming. mimicking sheep sounds theyre just appalled. Stephen just, exactly, someone just sheered her. Sheer her, sheer her. Do something shes coming up the field again. mimicking sheep sounds anyway, so, in the middle of the night, its about 10 00, my daughter and i shes about eight. For some reason we were alone in the house, banging on the door, really big banging, kind of halloween style. And i came downstairs and theres a massive, a very good looking policeman standing outside our porch, which is weird because our place is, you know, away in the wilds. Stephen remote, yeah. And i opened the door. And he says, im terribly sorry to bother you, mrs. Thompson, but weve had a report that you had an intruder on your property today. And i said, an intruder . I immediately turned into jamie lee curtis, immediately. And i reach for the nearest weapon, you know. Cu, i mean i was just kind of oh i said, what kind of intruder . And he said, well, she said it was a naked man, about 50 years old. laughter so i i looked at this policeman, and i thought you know what . What was going through my mind was from a distance, my boobs have dropped so far they read as testicles. laughter and i nearly thank you so much. Thank you for that riff. Stephen a little dropping testicles movement. Boobs, testicles, riff. Stephen exactly. Dadada bad, bad, really bad. Like really, like minor chord. Stephen discord, yeah, exactly. laughter and applause ive never recovered. I keep trying to find that policeman. He was gorgeous. And then he said to me, its all right. Im so sorry. She doesnt see very well. Because my daughter said, mum, thats about the time you came back from shut up shut up laughter the sheep were all out there at that point going, it was her it was her. They have no loyalty, those animals. laughter stephen well, now you have a new film with our friend, mindy kaling. Yes, the wonderful mindy kaling. Stephen its called late night, and you play katherine newbury, who is the host of a showed called tonight, in the United States. Yup. Stephen and we have a clip here. Youre in the writers room. You can tell whats going on in this clip . Why are you in with the writers . Because shes lost her mojo, really. And she needs to make the show better, because shes been threatened with it being cut, and she cant live without it. Its her only thing. Its the only thing she really cares about. Stephen and shes a mainstay of american late night. Shes been here for 28 years. Yeah, yeah, shes a woman, late night talk show, so its basically science fiction, and um. laughter did you see the way i slipped that in . Sneaky, sneaky little political remark there from dame thompo. Stephen we dont need politics in late night. Oh, no, we really dont. Good grief. Anyway, so shes come into the writers room to talk to them and give them a row and say, youve got to make this better. Stephen james. If i may, i just want to say, it is such an honor to meet you, miss new ber. Im chris reynolds. When my parents got divorced i dont know who any of you are. I dont know who any of them are. Oh, well tom. Im im tom. I write the monologue. Im actually the youngest monologue writer in the history of the show. I dont care. Okay. Do you know im not going to remember any of this. Heres what were going to do. Youre one, two, three. Four. Hi, catherine. Oh, thank god. How is your baby . Shes 27. laughter . Stephen true. All of it. True to life. applause but you see, i think it is true to life. Stephen a little bit. A little bit. Stephen from seeing this, did it make you want to host a latenight show . Does it appeal to you at all . Having done s. N. L. Recently applause its irrelevant to this interview, but thank you very much, i really appreciate it. Thank you for watching. But it was so interesting watching the writers, that process of them writing and thinking and creating all night. And you just think this is so important, actually, because you think about laughing. Mark twain, right, you know that bit . Stephen im familiar with his work. Theres a character and i cant remember what the work is but its satan and hes talking to human beings and hes says, you know, you people, youre a bit pathetic. But you do have one powerful weapon, and that is laughter. Because you can push at humbug and idiocy and power with words with supplication, with persuasion, but only this is what he says. I love this. Only laughter will blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand. Which, of course, is untrue, because you have trump, and we laughed and laughed and laughed. cheers and applause stephen well said. But its a nice thought. Still, you try. Its a nice thought. Stephen late night is in theaters june 7. Emma thompson, everybody well be right back with adam scott. cheers and applause band playing here i go again on my own goin down the only road ive ever known like a drifter i was born to walk alone . Barb you left me hangin on the high harmony there. If you ride, you get it. Geico motorcycle. 15 minutes could save you 15 or more. O ozempic® oh oh announcer people with type 2 diabetes are excited about the potential of onceweekly ozempic®. 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Ladies and gentlemen, you know, you know, and im going to say love my next guest for his role as ben wyatt in parks and recreation. On sunday, he returns for season two of Big Little Lies. Ive always been better talking to women than i have. I think you might be able to get her to open up. You have your little way. All im getting is push. Back at every turn. If i didnt sign up for this bleep , i would still, maddie. I dont mean no, look, nathan, im no expert on marriage or anything. I mean, something tells me if youre seeking out the husband of your exwife to, like, lead the communication charge with your new one. Why do you always have to be so snide . I dont mean to be snide. You dont mean to be. It just comes natural. Stephen please welcome adam scott cheers and applause the boys are back in town the boys are back in town. The boys are back in town. The boys are back in town the boys are back in town cheers and applause thank you very much. My goodness my goodness. Stephen hi. Hello. Stephen nice to have you here. Thank you. Its so nice to be here. Stephen i know youre a big fan of david letterman, as am i. Yes. Stephen you went on with dave, i assume. Got to go on a couple times, yeah. And it was the first time i went on, as im sure it was with you stephen sure. Like, it is a major life event. I remember every second. Stephen absolutely. The smells. I mean, here it was freezing. Stephen dave smelled amazing, by the way. He had a very, very, very nice smell. Stephen like wintergreen. Yes. Stephen welcome back to the ed sullivan theater. Thank you. Stephen nice to have you. Thank you. Stephen we met briefly before. This is kind of our first real conversation. We met at a party or Something Like that. Yeah, and our first real conversation is televised as it should be. Stephen all the best ones are. Absolutely. Stephen i understand, i just found out, you were besides being an actor, from a very young age, you were a huge film fan, a huge film buff. How did that manifest for you . Was that embraced by your friends or was it odd to them . It was tolerated. In high school i would direct plays and fancied myself kind of a high schoollevel autor, but i was super into spike lee, and i would direct plays and play, like a supporting role because thats what spike did. He didnt take the lead. He would play the supporting role while directing. And i even went so far as to i got a New York Knicks hat. I got the same eyeglasses i grew a goatee. Like, i went for it. There you go. There it is. applause cheers stephen i cannot tell the difference. Yup. I dont know if i thought that people were going to be like, im sorry, are you spike lee . Like, i dont know what stephen you have told him about this . Ive never ive never met the man, but ill carry that around just in case. laughter stephen wow. Now, are your kids impressed with your success . How old are they . Theyre 10 and 12. Stephen 10 and 12. Thats nice. It is. Stephen they take care of themselves and they probably care a little bit about you, right . Well. Stephen they havent hit the teen years where they keep going into the tunnel and you shout, i love you. They havent disconnected completely, but it is coming fast, i can tell. As far as my career goes, its not that they hate my work, but. laughter stephen they must they had to have watched parks and rec. No, they love everything around it. They love the office, good place, and brooklyn 99 and everything surrounding it, but they wont do parks and rec just because im on it. Stephen its no fun. No, they spend enough time with me already, i guess. I mean, their ambivalence is really aggressive. Stephen is there anything that you did, you know, as mr. Wyatt on that show that you wouldnt want them to see or associate with you . Because youre a pretty sweet character. Yeah, i mean, i guess i wouldnt want them to think im as enthusiastic about calzones as i am on the show. Stephen sure, sure. But other than that, i think everything passes muster. Stephen would you let them watch Big Little Lies . Oh, absolutely no, no. I dont i dont, so. Especially since im in it they just never would. Stephen now in the clip we just saw, your beard is gone in this season. Thats true. Stephen what the hell . What happened to your beard . Was it one of the lies from last year . It was not a real beard, guys. Stephen was that a character choice to take the beard off . It kind of was. It kind of was. I think no beard and my character, ed, in between seasons discovered nordstroms and started dressing a little nicer. Hes kind of going through a bit of a transformation. Stephen you have an interesting addition to the cast this year. Yeah. Stephen meryl streep is one of the big little liars. Thats right. applause yup. Stephen did you had you met her before doing i have never met her, no. Stephen what is that like . She can be a little intimidating as well . Incredibly intimidating. I met her at a table read for ow interaction, it was nice, and she moved on. And i was kind of sitting there stunned, and laura dern immediately walks up and said, listen, i was just watching. You did fine. Everything went well. You have nothing to worry about. Because everyones just waiting for that moment to meet meryl streep, you know. Stephen sure, sure. So, yeah, it was pretty incredible having her having her there. Stephen do you get to do a scene with her or cant you tell me . I cant tell you, because there are hbo assassins that will get me. Stephen sure, sure. But it was amazing. Stephen lovely to meet you. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you. Stephen Big Little Lies returns sunday on hbo. Adam scott well be right back with a performance by spiritualized. cheers and applause whatever youre craving. Doordash has the most restaurants across america. Delivered to your door. Wherever your door happens to be. Download doordash. First order, 0 delivery fee. 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