This way is illegal. I want to express my thanks to the dozens of oh, and i got your curly fries. Want me to feed them to you pelican style . Yes, sir. crunch announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, shot heard around the world. Plus, stephen welcomes elmo. Kumail nanjiani. And musical guest andra day. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen we set over here . All right. Do it. Welcome to a late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Just when you think things cant get any weirder, trump cranks it up to 11 and then swallows the knob. Today, the president held a white house meeting with leaders in the restaurant industry. as trump before we begin, fellas, how about some apps for the whole table, okay . Honey, lets get some jalapeno poppers. Nachos . Nachos, clam strips, and calamari, thanks. Oooh, garlic knots dammit. The topic was supposed to be reopening the economy, but then trump started answering questions and it was t
Uh sir, just a reminder, i have a ph. D. From yale, and using me this way is illegal. I want to express my thanks to the dozens of oh, and i got your curly fries. Want me to feed them to you pelican style . Yes, sir. crunch announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, shot heard around the world. Plus stephen welcomes elmo, Kumail Nanjiani, and musical guest andra day, featuring jon batiste and sta stay stay homi now live from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen we set over here . All right. Do it. Welcome to a late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Just when you think things cant get any weirder, trump cranks it up to 11 and then swallows the knob. Today, the president held a white house meeting with leaders in the restaurant industry. as trump before we begin, how about apps for the whole table . Jalapeno poppers, nachos, clam strips, and calamari, thanks. Oooh, garlic knots. The topic was supposed to be reopening the economy, but then trump started answering questions a
Out, that you requecan bring a y on the plane. According to the tsa, its okay to pack a cooked turkey in your carryon bag. Mashed potatoes are allowed. And as much gravy as you can fit in a 3ounce shampoo bottle is allowed. Previously, you had to get a note from your doctor saying it was a comfort animal. Why is this an announcement . Who carries a turkey on the plane . If you have to fly with your own turkey, maybe you should rethink where youre going. Mothers cooking is that bad . Order chinese food. Thanksgiving is the day we drink all day and then blame the turkey for making us sleepy. And one of the many things we give thanks for at this time is our nations local newscasters who really know how to get us in the holiday spirit. Hhhlllllll. Lllll. Gobble, gobble, gobble. Blllll. Balk balk balk. Gobble, gobble. Jimmy more than 20 million americans are facing Winter Weather warnings which will lightly lead to flightlatio cancellations and delays. Theres a Flash Flood Warning and were
Brennan plus former new york mayor Michael Bloomberg spends at least 34 million on ads in more than two dozen states to announce hes joining the race. Mike bloomberg intends to make good, jobs creator, leader, problem solver. Mike bloomberg for president. Im Mike Bloomberg and i approved this message. Brennan well talk with our panel of legal experts, then look at the highs and lows in politics. And the rest of the news this week just ahead on face the nation. Good morning and welcome to face the nation. We have a lot to get to today, but we will begin with some breaking news. Michael bloomberg is officially joining the president ial race. Our ed okeefe is at the washington bureau. Ed. The slogan, according to the website, is rebuild america. What do you think the entry of this billionaire entrepreneur into the race will be . Welsh for one thing it pumps a lot more money into this race. The fact that hes going to spend at least 34 million across dozens of states to run an ad over the n
This is all going to blow up. Chris as the investigation moves to the house Judiciary Committee, new questions about how the process will play out. We will go with the facts take us. There is nothing more dangerous than an unethical president who believes there above the wall, claw. 11 months before the next election. We will discuss a potential senate trial with republican senator john kennedy and asked congressman eric swalwell, are democrats and too much of a hurry . Then, ten candidates take the stage in the fifth democratic debate. Well ask our panel about the state of the race as we look ahead to the first in the nation contest. And our power player of the week. Going viral by giving away cash on twitter. All come Fox News Sunday. Chris and hello again from washington. After 30 hours of public hearings, House Democrats are entering what may be the final phase of their impeachment investigation. The house Income Committee is writing a report to send to the Judiciary Committee whic