Anniversary by laying golf and making love to an overcooked steak with catsup on it. This is kind of interesting. You know how the president has the best words, uses all the best words . Well, hes in monroe, louisiana last night, where he treated the crowd to what seems to have become his new favorite word that is not a word. Mueller, remember that mueller, with that hoax. The biggest lie ever foistered on the american people. Jimmy foistered. And it wasnt gist just like a slip of the tongue. He did it again in lexington. The most egregious fraud ever foistered. Jimmy and again in tupelo. The biggest lies ever foistered. Jimmy used the word three times in a week. Its a combination of foisted and forced, which happen to be his two favorite ways to meet women. The Washington Post had a story this morning, and the president went Washington Postal all over it. It said i asked william barr to hold a press conference to declare that the president had broken no laws. As it pertains to this uk
The it hearkens back to the days when we had three channels on tv and Nothing Better to watch than lights going on. Its an honor to be with everyone tonight and all across our land. Melania and i would like to wish you a very, very merry christmas. And now the first lady will do the honors of lighting the National Christmas tree. So well count from five down to that very special number. [ laughter ] jimmy which very special number, one . All right, lets see if we request make can make it all the way down to one. Five, four, three, two, one. [cheers and applause] jimmy oh, isnt that great . Look at that. Perfect. And melanias dressed just like the gifts they wrapped, too. Then they went on with music and performers. This is a family fun fest that started in 1923, and in my opinion, peaked when bush was president back in 1989. So we feel a Little Christmas right this very minute candles in the window we need a Little Christmas right this very minute we need a Little Christmas now hey jim
Box. We stuffed him in the closet, and he got out and onto the tree. Its good to have the rat back. You tell the kids not to at t at and then you have this elf, whose job is to tell the parents everything they do. My daughter is determined to impress the elf. Today she brushed her teeth in the living room in front of him. Look at what im doin. And my son bill ey calls santa hoho. Yesterday was selfish monday or cyber monday. I went a little nuts, i woke up this morning with a dozen amazon echoes in my bed. Theres one still in me, i think. Do you think President Trump buys presents for anyone in his life . Not a chance, right . You cant buy things on twitter. The president now is in london, mixing it up with fellow World Leaders at the nato summit. Tomorrow hes scheduled to meet with leaders from estonia, latvia, romainia, lithuania and several other countries hes just learning about for the first time. Today he and the first Lady Buckingham palace. Watch him trying to not walk. Hes kin
Were still on fire. Theres snow on one part of the country and fire on the other, like a bipolar vortex were experiencing. In washington the president is melting down. Today we learned by the new york times, the president repeatedly considered firing the inspector general. He is ordered by law to submit any complaint he finds to be credible. This is a guy who was appointed by donald trump. Trump wanted to fire him, because he doesnt understand that he isnt still hosting a Reality Television show. Tomorrow the public portion of the impeachment hearing begins. We get to hear live, inperson testimony about the president s double dealing in ukraine, and to counter that, trump is planning a bigly reveal of his own, he wrote, i will be releasing the transcript of the first, and therefore, more important phone call with the ukrainian president. His defense has gone from read the transcript, to, wait, hold on, read this other transcript. Because its first, and therefore more important. His you
Could you believe it . Look who the kidnapper was. Oh, my god. Look, you know that we didnt bring you all the way up here to talk about video games. I needed to know where she was, like, now. And to find out, to trap him, theyre having his girlfriend wear a wire, maybe even risking your life. Im turning this thingy on. Its about 12 40. They want her to go undercover. The girlfriend is scared to death. Does this mean youre trusting me . I want to tell you. We see that he was on a group chat entitled abduction 101. It was a fetish, a fantasy. It was clear this was something he wanted to do. She started really freaking out. She fight . Champaignurbana is in the heart of champaign county. People who work hard. Have strong values. The university of illinois straddles both cities, champaign and urbana. The story itself plays out essentially on the u of i campus. From beginning to end. Its a beautiful campus. Its sprawling. Youtube was developed by two of our alums. Soybean was developed as a