Were still on fire. Theres snow on one part of the country and fire on the other, like a bipolar vortex were experiencing. In washington the president is melting down. Today we learned by the new york times, the president repeatedly considered firing the inspector general. He is ordered by law to submit any complaint he finds to be credible. This is a guy who was appointed by donald trump. Trump wanted to fire him, because he doesnt understand that he isnt still hosting a Reality Television show. Tomorrow the public portion of the impeachment hearing begins. We get to hear live, inperson testimony about the president s double dealing in ukraine, and to counter that, trump is planning a bigly reveal of his own, he wrote, i will be releasing the transcript of the first, and therefore, more important phone call with the ukrainian president. His defense has gone from read the transcript, to, wait, hold on, read this other transcript. Because its first, and therefore more important. His younger son eric is not going to hear that first is more important. The only way the phone call could be more important than the one we read is if he said, listen, zelinsky, in a couple months im going to call you, and as a joke, im going to try to extort you. Keep that between us. It makes no sense. Its like oj saying, releasing his honeymoon photos and saying hey, we got along great. Trump ournlly said hed release the transcript today. Now he says the transcript will be released by the end of the week. What is this, a new kanye album . We already have a transcript. We have testimony from multiple witnesses, the whole kfc bucket of crimes. We dont need the coleslaw, too. House republicans held a mock q a session. To practice their intent to cover up his mess tomorrow. Theres a memo making the rounds in d. C. That outlines the republican plan to defend the president , and maybe the funniest part of all of this, something we forget is that trump wants us to believe the reason he held up the aid money and demanded investigations is because he was concerned about corruption in ukraine. The guy who had to pay out 25 million for running a Fraudulent University wants us to believe he cares about corruption in a country he definitely couldnt find on a map. Theres no way. The other bit of ucraziness today, remember when the fbi arrested those two goons who allegedly helped Rudy Giuliani with the biden investigation . Trump has repeatedly claimed he doesnt know these guys. Usually when trump claims he doesnt know someone, it means they had sex. In this case [cheers and applause] it turns out that trump met and was photographed with these guys a lot of times. Theres igor with him at maralago in 2018. Igor again with trump many there they are at the America First super pac. This is trump with lev at his golf club in miami, again with lev at the trump hotel, another one with lev last year, trump with lev and levs son at the golf club, again at the trump hotel and lev, rudy, igor, and donald. He doesnt know them. There are more pictures of him with them than with tiffany but he doesnt know them. When you surround yourself with as many criminals as i do its hard to keep them straight. Meanwhile, Rudy Giuliani is reportedly working on a podcast. I guess he needed a new venue to confess to crimes. He had to go to an apple store to get his phone unlocked. He butt dialed multiple reporters. He accidently texted his password to a reporter. There should be a rule that you shouldnt be able to host a podcast unless you know how to download one first. I hope he does one of those me undies commercials. Another star from the trump universe has fallen from the sky. I dont know if youre aware of this, last night, the president s former press secretary, sean spicer, ended his inexplicably long run with dancing with the stars. He was eliminated. Remember when sean spicer was in the white house . It feels like it was 18 years ago. Few americans have humiliated themselves more than sean spicer on television. We salute him with a look back at this dancing star. Jimmy well, you know what . [cheers and applause] ill say this, he, he danced like no one was watching. Tragically, we actually were, so. And, as sean spicers dance career comes to a close, this is the next run at the arts. The maga challenge, this is a competition, promoted by our president , encouraging supporters to post videos of themselves rapping about their love for donald trump. He claims hell invite the winning rapper to the white house. And so far, the results have been nothing short of maganificient. All the fake news is getting more scarier whats the truth i only see barriers shout out to my boy braxton for the track keep America Great hes here to stay deporting illegals every day hillary, you think you got my vote just because im hispanic dont tell chuck and nancy because theyll probably panic America First, trade economy, save the babies no more rage and you want to talk about a cage mr. President , mr. President can i be your friend . Trump, youre my babe i might just have sex with you all day jimmy slow down, stormy, hes a married man. I hope he wins. Of course politics isnt the only thing driving this country apart, now that the popeyes chicken sandwich is back. People are really going crazy over this. This is from a popeyes in l. A. An employee was caught secretly trying to sell a sandwich on the side, and all hell broke loose. [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. We got sandwiches on deck, we got mild, we got spicy, [ bleep ], getem how you want it. We got some good old chicken. [ bleep ]. Im slammin. [ bleep ]. This is wkbt. Once again, fighting with this mother [ bleep ]. Jimmy he had the fryer basket. [cheers and applause] what the hell are they putting in those sandwiches . Tomorrow night, from nashville, tennessee, the 53rd annual cma awards air here on abc, and to get everyone warmed up for it, we enlisted the help of cma cohost, Carrie Underwood, we set up a bunch of hidden cameras in a boot store. When the customers came in, the staff asked them a little about themselves, and carrie was back in the back room listening, and then she gave them a surprise serenade in this nashville edition of undercover sing. How are you . Doin well. Where you guys from . Virginia. Virginia . Got some ladies who want to go with my dancin. Right now one lady has purple hair. Shes the punk rock one. These girls are coming from virginia virginia is for lovers lovers of boots this lady is laughing she knows im singin about her and her boots, yeah no way hi, how are you . Are you really Carrie Underwood . Yes you made my day im so excited. What was your name . John. John, nice to meet you. John is holdin on to his shoes if he doesnt get boots hell have the blues take it from me, Carrie Underwood if you do a dance from me youre going to get a couple of boots for free shake your derriere o ga dont you stop in your cute sweater top promise those boots will be on me [cheers and applause] these boots are made for bearded guys they look like theyre size 12 and one of these guys just picked some boots off the shelf Carrie Underwood is singin directly to you two ill bring your boots right out to you come on, guys. Highfive. You know you wanna. [ bleep ] how are you . Great, how are you . Are these the boots you wanted . What is your name . Dan. Is there anything in particular youre looking for . Something softer, like an ostrich belly. Right now, dan from virginia is looking for some boots made out of ostrich ostrich is the Worlds Largest bird that can run 43 Miles Per Hour did you know chickens and ostriches are the closest living relatives to tarannous saurus rex did you know ostriches have three stomachs im lookin all this stuff up. Theres a group of girls who are here to shop ones wearing a gray tank top lets get them some great boots for their feet got some boots to try on they have no idea theyre on jim jimmy kimmel this is carrie im here to say im about to make your day welcome to nashvegas, tennessee hi ooh hi welcome everybody say boo boo jimmy thanks to Carrie Underwood, the cma awards are tomorrow night. Tonight on this show, music from old dominion, from dolemite dayvine joy randolph and well be right back with sir Patrick Stewart. [cheers and applause] Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by samsung. 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Magic save on hundreds of black friday doorbusters this thursday through saturday only. Doors open 5pm, thursday. Dont miss the biggest doorbusters of the season. Black friday, only at target. Jimmy why, hello, welcome back to the show. Tonight, from Eddie Murphys netflix movie dolemite is my name davine joy randolph is here. Then, they are nominated for a cma award tomorrow night. This is their selftitled album old dominion from the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. Tomorrow after the cmas we have a new show with ray romano, don johnson, maren morris, Zac Brown Band and a new music edition of mean tweets. So please join us for all that. Seems like too much for one show, right . Well work on it. Our first guest is a queen of englandendorsed thespian whose career spans from the stage of the old vic to the deck of the starship enterprise. He is one of many bosleys in the new movie charlies angels. It opens in theaters friday. Please say hello to sir Patrick Stewart. [cheers and applause] jimmy welcome, welcome. Thank you for coming. Its great to have you here. Well, thank you. They may not have heard what you said just then, but its great to have me with you, but jimmy, why has it taken so long . Jimmy i dont know why, i really feel like, i mean, i am a very big fan of your work. Its mutual. Jimmy that show blunt talk was a great show, thats probably something you dont hear a lot about with all the star trek. We got canceled after two seasons. Jimmy i thought that was a mistake, because i thought it was so funny. Maybe you could arrange to bring it back. Jimmy well, i will work on it, are you a sir, could you have people beheaded if you wanted to, couldnt you. I think those days are past. However, if sir ben kingsley had his way, i know there are one or two people, and not to mention, sir ian. There were so many of us. I began to get a feeling that maybe its not quite as rare as it used to be. Jimmy its pretty rare. We are a sir mixalot here in the united states, but we dont have, do you ever get together with the other sirs to sit around the round table . Well. Jimmy sir it up . Something makes me think that youve been set up, because it actually happened. I mean, the round table and the sirs. And it happened right here in los angeles. Jimmy oh. On sunset boulevard in a restaurant, and i was there with my wife and a couple of friends one night. And wed only been there a few minutes, and in walked sir paul mccartney. Jimmy oh. Now i counted paul many times over the years. Were almost the same age, although you wouldnt think so. [ laughter ] but ill leave it there. Jimmy youre both very youthful, lets just say that. Thank you. Jimmy yes. We talked, and then he sat down, and five minutes later, ringo star walks in. Jimmy oh, my god. Yeah. And with him is George Harrisons wife. Jimmy okay, i was going to say, all the beatles, now this is a crazy story. Now this means were you drunk is really what it means. Yeah. Wow, thats pretty good. I wish it could have been george. Jimmy and they sat with you at your table . No, they were at an adjoining table. And i dont know ringo, so we went over there, we finished our meal, got up, ready to leave. Paul stood up, came around the table and gave me a hug. We have a long history of meeting in situations like that. And as he was hugging me, he said, you know, ringo. And i said, well, of course i know ringo star. And he said have you ever met him . I said no, no. And he said hey, ringo, this is and he said sir ringo. And i said hang on a minute, there are one, two, there are three of us around this table. And ringo went, yeah, give us five jimmy a highfive from ringo. This was, this was a very fancy restaurant. Jimmy i would think so, of course. And this incident did not go unnoticed, as you can imagine. Jimmy you were probably surrendered, sirounded after that. Im very good with puns. You are. I have a proposal for you. I loved your monologue tonight. Jimmy thank you, thank you. We need you in the uk right now. You know, were right in the middle of an unexpected election, but its happening. Jimmy yeah. That guy johnson. Our trump. Jimmy yes. We need you. So what about, could you give us jimmy if you need me, were in a lot of trouble. Oh, no, no, not to run for parliament, to do your show, maybe could you guest for a week. Because, if you could take on Boris Johnson and what the tory party are doing to our country, i think would make a huge difference, what do you think . Jimmy hey, im thinking about moving out of the country anyway. [cheers and applause] Boris Johnson, you say hes our donald trump, but i think our Donald Trumps even crazier than your donald trump. Yeah, well, hes had more years to be crazy in. Jimmy perhaps. Hes significantly older than boris. Jimmy boris hair is more questionable than trumps hair. Yeah. Jimmy because theres a piece that just goes up. How does that come about, that two of the leaders, well, yeah, hes our prime minister, should have such [ bleep ] hair . [cheers and applause] [ laughter ] jimmy thats an excellent point. Thank you. Jimmy you know, i was interested. Because i grew up in las vegas, that your wife is from reno. Yes. Jimmy and theres a kinship between the cities. For a long time, nevada meant las vegas. I love las vegas. Jimmy do you really . I do. I got to thank my star trek pals for this. Jimmy which ones . All the guys. Lavar. Jonathan, michael. We would go for [cheers and applause] we would go for weekends in las vegas. Jimmy really . And we would have a wonderful time. Jimmy people must have flipped when they saw you guys all together. There was a little bit of flipping going on. Maybe a little bit of flapping, too. Jimmy were you there to gamble . I was. Jimmy you were. But not the rest of the guys . No, lavar gambled, jonathan gambles, but they dont do it with the enthusiasm that i do. Jimmy whats your game . What do you like to play . Blackjack. Jimmy blackjack. Thats the most fun. And so would they sit with you at the table . Would you get upset with them when they played the game improperly . No, no. We love one another. Were such great buddies. No, it was entertaining, although it could gather a crowd. Jimmy yeah, right, im sure. No doubt. But when youre there gambling, there is a little built of, you are protected in some way. Yes, yes. Jimmy because people for whatever reason take it seriously, like oh, leave them alone, theyre gambling. Were in las vegas, and that is a serious business. Jimmy thats right, no kiddin around. So you, but you came from brooklyn. Jimmy originally, brooklyn till i was 9. Family moved to las vegas. I live in brooklyn. Jimmy you live in brooklyn now. Yeah. Jimmy its like were following each other. Wait until we get to the u. N. Well have a great time. Were going to take a break. Sir Patrick Stewart is with us. Well be right back. 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I will address this to the u. S. Justice department along with your new friends here. Were good to go. Jimmy thats Patrick Stewart in charlies angels. It opens in theaters friday. Was that on your radar, the tv show of the 70s . It wasnt. I feel a little uncomfortable about that. Jimmy its okay. The first part of my career was exclusively theater. So i worked six nights a week. So there is a huge gap in my knowledge of all kinds of television, British Television and u. S. Television. Jimmy you just never watched television. No. Jimmy because wouldnt you have like 22 hours a day off at that time . 22 hours . No, no. Because were rehearsing during the day. Jimmy oh, rehearsing. And you do a show that wraps at 10 00, 11 00, then you go out for dinner. Jimmy ill get you the dvds. Thatd be great. Did you ever yourself appear in charlies angels . Jimmy appear, no i sat in front of the television panting. You were excited. Jimmy very excited. There was a poster of farrah fawcett, who was the big star of charlies angels, and it was probably the most famous poster in american history, id say. Really . Jimmy oh, yes, its quite something. You know, i, i have led a very, kind of, private life on the whole. Jimmy mmhm. So it didnt include a lot of television for a long time. So i got some catching up to do. Jimmy you really do. We got to get you a poster. I look forward to the dvd and the poster. Jimmy i think the poster will be enough, actually. By the way, while were talking about you giving me things. In my dressing room, ive never seen a dressing room like the one i have here. It has the most amazing art deco furniture. I love art deco. Jimmy this whole building. I talked to a few people, and theyre going to have some of it put in the back of my jimmy 100 , its all yours. Youre welcome to sleep over if youd like. [cheers and applause] i know you get asked about this a lot many but i can sense the millions of star trek fans yearning for information. About whats coming up. Jimmy yes. Can you tell us, can you give us any information about what we might see . No. No, i cant. I can. Jimmy oh, great. 18 years. Did i make that sound just then . Jimmy youre probably going through puberty. 18 years have passed since the last generation, which was our last film, nemesis. So the world has changed in 18 years. The world of the federation and star fleet has changed. Patrick stewart has changed. Because hes a lot older than he was when we were last at paramount making the series. And this means that what we have is something different. Something new. And i hope there wont be too much disappointment that there isnt an enterprise or the crew, but its jimmy oh, interesting. But its a changed world, and we find pickard, because the trailers are out, and people have seen little hints, hes at home on the chateau, the vineyard, with his pit bull. And it was insistence. I have a dog, and if i have a dog, it has to be a pit bull. Because i love jimmy you love pit bulls. But ive seen the first five episodes. Jimmy yeah. I think theyre really jimmy youre happy with it. Its great to have you here. I so much enjoyed our chat. I hope you come back again soon, and we look forward to star trek pickard coming next year, early next year. Charlies angels opens in theaters friday. Sir Patrick Stewart, everyone, well be right back. My lord . Hey good knight. Where are you going . Climbing up on Solsbury Hill grab your things, salutations. Coffee that is a cup above is always worth the quest. Nespresso. Tis all i desire. Did thou bring enough for the whole kingdom . George nespresso, what else . Hey girls, please can you. Cmon here, here. Just watch something there or play a game. Were here . Clyde girls, in the lounge, cmon. Settle down did you guys want me to put a movie on for you . No we got it. Keep busy and dont annoy grandpa whos that . Thats grandma and grandpa. I miss her. Hey girls, just watch something. Well just be in the kitchen. Should we take a picture . Ahh thanks isabel, its too early cmon everybody its for all of you. Ha ha girls. You just tap it. What is this . Nana fell in love. Oh dad look at your hair nana. [deep exhale] ahhh shes right there absolutely brilliant, both of you. Thank you thank you repeat after me. Hi am grateful. Audience i am grateful. I am getting all the gifts this holiday. This wednesday through friday, everythings fifty percent off plus, this thursday and friday only, get one dollar cozy socks you get all the gifts only, at old navy. A more secure diaper closure. There were babies involved. And they werent saying much. 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In august, variety magazine named our next guest as one of ten actors to watch in 2019 and watch her you will on netflix opposite eddie murphy in dolemite is my name. Please say hello to davine joy randolph. [cheers and applause] jimmy you were great in the movie. Thank you so much. Jimmy i really enjoyed that. And working with eddie murphy has to be, i mean, anybodys dream, right, as an actor . Absolutely, of course. Eddie is, blllrrrrr. Jimmy did you know him before you did the movie . No. So, when i got the audition, it was just like untitled, no script, just sides, and then i did like five call backs, and the first time i met eddie was on the first day of work. So i was like, hello. Jimmy first day of work. Yeah, yeah, and it was interesting, because everyone was like, just so you know, hes different. Hes changed, and i was like, changed how . And they were like, hes bigger. And i was like, oh. So you know, dont think about the elephant in the room, thats all you think about, so in my mind, i thought he was going to look like sherman from nutty professor. So on the first day i was like, oh, my god, i wont look at him directly in the eye initially. And then i saw him, and i was like, its not that bad he just has like a beer belly, its not the full thing. Jimmy for the role, specifically. Yeah, he did it for the role. He ate lots of pancakes. Jimmy i dont think youre going to get invited for the sequel if there is one now. Where did you grow up . Im born and raised in philadelphia, but my parents moved when i was in middle school to hershey, pennsylvania where they make the chocolate. Jimmy hershey, pennsylvania. Yeah. Jimmy when i was a kid living in brooklyn, the only place we ever went for vacation was hershey park. Thats trip for new yorkers. They all come then, new york and philadelphia. Its a thing. Jimmy and it seemed like the greatest place in the world. Yeah, it is, you wake up in the morning, and youre like, brownies, again . You know what i mean . It just smells like jimmy like chocolate. Like living in Willie Wonkas really, so a friend of mine jimmy you know him . No, i wish i did. A friend of mine, when they would try a box of candy, they would leave a box outside your door and leave a questionnaire, how you like it. So there were so many kids that would come into the city, so its constantly kids coming in and out. There was this guy i cant believe im about to say this there was a guy named andy fregos. And i had the biggest crush on him. I cant believe im saying this. So andy fregos, his dad was part of the team who invented nerds. He was like jimmy the candy, not the human beings, right . Exactly. So then like his dad was here in hershey for a special project. You remember the nerd robe . Jimmy yes, it was good. It was like twizzlers encrusted with nerds. Jimmy almost like a candy necklace but with nerds. Yes, yes. Jimmy and they tested them on you. Yeah, and i gave it a thumbs up. Jimmy you gave if a big thumbs up. Yeah. Jimmy were there ever candies that were bad . No, you know which one was complicated though . That take six one, it was too much. It was too much. Jimmy and also the name, take six, it sounds like some weird form of jazz. Or a 80s band. Jimmy a 80s band your parents listen to, make a cappella, and theyd snap a lot. I dont like this chocolate, its too complicated. Jimmy and then you moved to new york to be an actor . Graduated from school, moved to new york. And my hustle job was a nanny. Jimmy oh. So i was a nanny for, i have to make this i have clear. I was a nanny for an Upper West Side family whose kids went to school on the upper east side. Jimmy do you ever hear from the family or the kids . Since the movie came out, the mother hit me up and sent me photos and stuff. They were amazing kids many and i remember, they were 6 and 8. And so one is like super good at sports. And the other one, because hes, hed try compete. Hes running out of breath like about to hyperventilate, and im like, its okay. Your brother has the sports thing on lock. So one time i saw him in his room like this music blasting, and he was like jumping on his bed like ah, ah, ah, ah, doing hiphop moves, and i was like, i get it, this is your special power, youre a dancer. So i told the parents, and i was like, you got to get him into hiphop. I hope the kid still does it. Jimmy i thought the end of the story was, and now he dances with the new york ballet. They were young enough that you could mold them. Jimmy you could tell them, youre not as good as your brother in sports. We got our thing. Its okay. Jimmy we got to get you dain he was so unique. I nt to pi him up one time, hew been aenactoy. And i was like, okay, and i looked, and you see him in the corner like brooding, and im like, oh, my god, this is going to be a day. And i was like, whats wrong . And she was like, he wants a mustache. And i was like, what . So i guess hes like, im shutting down today, because i dont have a mustache. So im like, oh, my god, how am i going to grow a mustache on these kids so i can get through these hours in peace. Hes having a tantrum, falling out. Im like, everybodys looking at me. And so i go in to dwayne reed and i grab a sharpie and draw a mustache on his pointer finger on this side, and hes like, what is this . And im like, its your mustache. And hes like, its not a mustache, and i was like, go like this, and he went like that, and he was like, so. And i put the mirror and he was like, oh jimmy very clever. And they grew up to be, and he grew up to do security for my show. There he is. There he is jimmy davine joy Randolph Dolemite is my name is streaming on netflix now. And well return with music from old dominion. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by the 2020 gclass. Mercedes benz, the best or nothing. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy id like to thank Carrie Underwood, sir Patrick Stewart and davine joy randolph. Apologies to matt damon, nightline is next. But first this is their selftitled album, here with the song one man band old dominion [cheers and applause] been flying solo for so long with nobody singing the harmony up there just me and my shadow no bass no guitar no tambourine then i found you like a melody you were singing in the same key as me we had em dancing in the streets i dont wanna be a one man band i dont wanna be a Rolling Stone alone putting miles on a rundown van baby we can take our own show on the road ill lay down the beat you carry the tune well get tattoos and well trash hotel rooms baby take my hand i dont wanna be a one man band no i wanna run down your wild dreams and i wanna chase every high with you count every rip in these old jeans and well never learn how to sing the blues if im gonna be famous girl i wanna be famous with you we got our own little groove i dont wanna be a one man band i dont wanna be a Rolling Stone alone putting miles on a rundown van baby we can take our own show on the road ill lay down the beat you carry the tune well get tattoos and well trash hotel rooms baby take my hand cause i dont wanna be a one man band when the spotlight goes cold and the curtains come down the chairs are all stacked and theres no one around and nobodys paying well still be playing i dont wanna be a one man band i dont wanna be a Rolling Stone alone putting miles on v b can take our own show on the road ill lay down the beat you carry the tune well get tattoos and well trash hotel rooms baby take my hand cause i dont wanna be a one man band i dont wanna be a one man band [cheers and applause] this is nightline. 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