Voters imagination, not lure them into a turkish embassy. You want to see me, maam . We need to give the American Voters what they want. Selina meyer. No. Yes. But no. Im in like an unpopular minority that they can blame for all their problems. Very hitleresque, maam. Yeah, but he had better people working for him. Stop i beg you, stop who in the intergalactic bleep are you . My name is Stephen Colbert and i come from another dimension. The things that you are doing on this earth then happen in my world over and over again. Okay, this is insane. Listen foul mouthed president who tweets like a child, blaming everything on the chinese. Election interference. A completely moronic press secretary. Completely moronic member of the press. How about antidaylight savings time laws. Daylight saving. 700 measles cases and rising. You are killing my world ugh oh, i know you. You are the guy with that show. The cocoa report. No, i dont do that anymore. That was a selfinvolved character i played, l
Jasmine take a magic uber ride. Hey, speaking of magic rides, the Golden State Warriors last night completed the sweep of the trail blazers. This will be their fifth year in a row in the nba finals. I guess their strategy of signing all the best players to be on one team is working pretty well. And while that warriors run is impressive, its far from the record. The celtics of boston went ten straight times from 1957 to 1966. But that was when there were no other teams in the nba, it was just them. The warriors are going for a threepeat this year, which would be historic. If they win, it would be the First Championship Team in professional sports to not visit the white house in three consecutive years. [ applause ] things are getting nutty at the white house again. Congress may finally get a look at the president s finances, even though he really doesnt want that to happen. A federal judge ordered an Accounting Firm to turn over the records. Id hate to be the mozzarella stick trump was
Another american dies on mt. Everest trying to climb to the top. New this morning, the concerns being raised about the permit process at a popular mountain here in california. And first denver, now oakland. Decriminalizing psychedelic mushrooms. An important vote today. Today in the bay continues right now. And a good morning to you. Thanks so much for starting your morning here with us. Im marcus washington. Im laura garcia. Tuesday morning. Hope you had a great extended weekend. Today finally nice weather. Very nice weather. We have to get past a little bit of cloud cover early on this morning. Were not tracking any rain. In fact, we are going to finally see temperatures more normal for this time of year. A live look over walnut creek. We can expect to see clearing in the skies making way for plenty of issues is. Heres a look at what you can expect as you get ready to head out the door so you can plan accordingly. Plan for pleasant 70s and even a couple low 80s in the trivalley this
How do you fight back . I am pleased to announce at midnight tonight all United States and Coalition Forces will suspend offensive combat operations. This war is now behind us. American forces arrived home, victorious from the gulf war after evicting sud dam kusane from kuwait. George h. W. Bush is the most popular president in modern history. On constitution avenue, the army of desert storm marched on. It was Something Like rome and the allegiance are coming back. I was so awed by it. At the conclusion of the war his Approval Rating was 90 . That was a halo effect that he was in position to start a successful reelection. With 16 months to the election, bush is reluctant to start the campaign. His first responsibility is to remain as president. You cant give up the fourth year of a presidency just because you have to run for president. Bush is number one in the polls. He fears no democrat. Most of the frontrunners looked at those numbers and decided, i will keep my powder dry and wait
Slowly but surely, the 1970s are disappearing. The 1980s will be upon us. And what a decade it is coming up. Happy new year as we begin the 80s in the television world, the landscape was, on any given evening, 9 out of 10 people watching only 1 of 3 networks. More than 30 Million People are addicted to it. Social critics are mystified by its success. What is it . Its televisions primetime prairie potboiler, dallas. A move like that will destroy all of ewing oil and ruin our family name. I assure you, a thought like that never crossed my mind. Brother or no brother, whatever it takes, ill stop you from destroying ewing oil. Dallas really did establish new ground in terms of a weekly onehour show that literally captivated america for 13 years. Dallas is a Television Show which is rooted in the 1970s and one of the crazy things that emerges is this character, j. R. Ewing, as a pop phenomenon. Tell me, j. R. , which slut are you going to stay with tonight . What difference does it make . W