Happy labor day, everyone. Greg and the rest of the gang are off today so i thought i would check in to see how you were doing. That good? i am happy to hear that. We had some fantastic shows this summer with really great guests. It is tough to pick some of the best segments, but let s try anyway. President biden is angry at nancy pelosi for ushering him out the door but he understands why he didn t do it facetoface since hers was out for repairs. Cheap shot. In under five weeks, judge march on will sentence donald trump. He could go to jail. If he wears an orange jumpsuit, he will look naked. The world health organization has declared a global emergency due to monkeypox and recommends until this blows over, you should only have with oran orangutans. Astronauts are still not marooned on the international space station. Every time they think they are close to rescue, gilligan bleeped it up. Stupid, but it works. A saudi arabia man earned a guinness world record by hooking up 440 video g
Greg: i know. I know the ark i know ark. I know i have it working out. It s fried that you know what that means. Let s all come tonight to guess. He looks like the guy who stole your underwear in fifth grade. Comedienne jim norton. [applause] the only thing that can stop him is a very powerful magnet. Johnny joey jones. [cheering and applause] greg: soon she ll have a baby shower and hopefully a nice hot bath here with new times best seller kat timpf. Greg: and a good ear tire was his right. Comedienne a former. . . Tyrus. Greg: i need to take a break. Before we got to some form or new stories get to this. Greg so leftovers. Greg: these of the leftovers were read the jokes that we did not use this week as always is my first time reading them. So they socked, will skin joe and roam around in maple syrup. Look how white i am. Compared to my makeup. Even white a long time boss. Greg: this week the tsa had to remind us of that peanut butter is a liquid. And also that joe biden it can fly c
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Party down the street and it is keeping everyone awake. What do neighbors do . They call Law Enforcement because its too noisy. Is just like a noise ordinance. Any more than six people over for turkey could be big fines or jail time. Yes or going to rot in prison, catch culvert and die. Good stuff cates. Some officers that they will refuse to knock on any doors. Same goes here in new york where a handful of sheriffs have publicly said they will not a big governor Andrew Cuomos lockdown orders. And boy is andy furious. In california people are protesting all over the golden state. And in the streets over Gavin Newsoms strict new curfew. He got to stay home from 10 00 p. M. Until 5 00 a. M. Or it is lights out sally pay less or walking your dog or grabbing a frozen dinner from the grocery store. In a few minutes ill talk to a los angeles Restaurant Owner who is getting killed by all the rules there. It is awful. But at the end of the day its about freedom and individuals. We have to be s
This surge in pieces of code 19 im coughing, its good to have you with us. America is strongest when it works with its allies. Those were the words of joe biden, just a few moments ago as he formally introduced some of the top picks for his incoming administration. The u. S. President elect is said that his team will lead by the power of example. Is a team that will keep our country and our people safe and secure. And its a team that reflects the fact that america is back ready to lead the world. Not retreat from it. Once again, sit at the head of the table, ready to confront our adversaries, and not reject our allies ready to stand up for our values. And then went on to introduce his National Security team underlining their years and decades of experience. And he said, diplomacy and mole time, lateral lism are back. Former secretary of state john kerry, he will be taking on a new post as special envoy for the climate in for sizing. Bidens commitment to the environment in fighting glob