Brazen thefts sweeping the country. Gone are the days when shoplifting meant putting a snickers in your pocket then telling the cashier youre just glad to see them. Tyrus ew. Greg now shoplifting means shop lifting the whole store at once and humiliating you in the process. Roll it. Theyre not going to do nothing. Do you have insurance . Do you have insurance. What . Does he have insurance . Yeah he got insurance. No. It hurts me. [bleep] [bleep]. Aint nothing you can do though. Aint nothing you can do. Police, aint nothing you can do until police come in. Hey, hey, no, dont. Hey, aint nothing you can do, man. Greg infuriating to watch, right . Even worse it got me in the mood for a smoke. [laughter] greg but we all feel how the people in that storm must feel, hopeless. Which is a weird thing when youre told Law And Order exists. We know it doesnt anymore. So this looks like all the other Smash And Grab videos were seeing every dam day, just another criminal getting away with it. Its t
well, it s been a hell of a week, people. tgif. tonight on laura coates live. so much has happened it s hard to keep track of all that has actually take jeep place this past, what, five days? do you remember all that s happened, all that we have seen in the past few days? not what to name them. well, what you did was ridiculous. name em. name em. all right, sut ten. i will. here is the supreme court handing donald trump a great big no, sir on the novel thought he could commit crimes and get away with it with presidential immunity. and impeaching this grie? impeaching alejandro mayorkas over the mess at the border? on this vote, the ayes are 214, the nays are 216. the resolution is not adopted. now it s sort of a doover next week. then there s the bipartisan border deal, the one that is, you know, dead, because you know who doesn t want to solve the problem before a general election. actually, it s one of the worst one of the dumbest bills i ve ever seen. i
since his music has been selling about as well as a hunter biden painting, white decided to make headlines the old fashioned way. by reminding people that you are evil if you ever shake trump s hand. disgruntled grunt wrote on instagram anybody who normalizes or treats this disgusting racist con man disgusting piece of [bleep] trump with any level of respect is also disgusting in my book, and that s you joe rogen, you medical gibson, you mark wahlberg, you guy fieri. guy fieri. he went there. to punk wait his keen analysis white included pictures of evil celebrities at saturday s unc event mingling and shaking hands with evil trump, gibson, fieri, rogen. sounds like he s listing people way more successful this afternoon him. the gibson photo s actually from 2021 as if that matters, because then white added this is a statement are me not a discussion or debate. glad he cleared that up. i was just about to invite him to my book club. well, too bad, jack, because you are a big p
so, no, the white powder found in what s been described as a west wing work area. cocaine. hmm. it was cocaine. never heard of the stuff. now, since he was just there, the obvious thing would be to blame hunter, especially after they found that other baggy filled with who caners. hookers. but if you found bear crap in the woods you re not going to blame the pope, you re going to blame the bear. and hunter is the bear. besides, if it wasn t hunter s, then who, joe? it explains the sniffing he s doing lines off girl s heads. could it be kamala? it could explain this. sit down with kiki palmer and you gonna have a real conversation about [laughter] about a variety of issues. greg: i guess cocaine makes everything funnier. it s why we placed a line under all of your seats. just wait for the break, okay? so what does kjp have to say? i bet it s under the purview of the secret service. as you know this is under the purview of the secret service. under investigation by the sec
her only threesome is with smoky and the bandit. i checked it with her. he knows what good tv is but decided to do our show any way. rob law. people love his shows because they can catch up on lost sleep. comedian joe davito. finally, he buys two seats when he flies. one for him and one for his belt. my massive side kick. yes. all right. before we get to these news stories, it s friday. let s do this. greg s leftovers. mmm. tasty, hot water. ahh. it s leftovers. i read the jokes we didn t use this week. it s my first time reading them. if they suck, i get to kill anyone i want. a group of nude cyclists exposed themselves to children at the seattle pride parade. coincide coincidentally, it s the first time those cyclists were exposed to exercise. when asked if cycling in the buff would be painful, lance armstrong replied, my ball would be killing me. all right. after the president was seen with strap marks on his face, the white house confirmed that he wears a c-pap mask f