matter to them. here s a fun story about new york. a thug knocked out a diner in an unprovoked attack leaving him in a coma with a fractured scull. i told you it was fun. the attacker recently got out of prison for rape. i know he s probably a victim of the system. and by system, i mean what we used to call law and order. so where is he now? well, after his charge for accidented murder was downgraded to a misdemeanor, he s out on no cash bail. because trying to kill someone isn t that much different these days than loitering. and now he s free to beat and rape again. so audience, have fun walking back to your cars. [laughter] greg: because keeping him behind bars would have made him the victim. and that s his job, making victims. weren t we told bail reform was only for nonviolent felonies? but it s a bait and switch like when i order steak medium well and the waiter punches me in the face instead. once again the politicians left wing das and judges play russian roulette wi
arizona. unfortunately, the grand things french tourists will find in la are prices and crime. that s what you re after. should have bought that sweatshirt. that s it for tonight i m jason chaffetz in for laura ingraham. for more go to jason in the house.com where you can find all kinds of things. thanks to laura, gutfeld is up [cheers and applause] greg: oh, the love. the love they have. the love you will never feel. oh, yeah. happy friday my friday friends. i look great. tonight s monologue is about priorities, the media s priorities, the government s priorities. like there s any difference there. and your priorities which don t
really about the constitution, about capitalism and christianity that s what made the country great. greg: i would take more cops. t.w.: i would take more cops, too. but that s constitutional. [cheers and applause] greg: what s going on tloefr tyrus. tyrus: chilling gutfeld. greg: yeah, yeah. tyrus: oh, man, my boy the mayor. he s plant based but the brother might want to get a steak in there after seeing that. greg: did you see, the board wasn t even nailed. tyrus: i remember when he was running i was like, oh, man, i can get behind this dude, i don t care what his politics are because he s tough. greg: yeah. tyrus: and i might, one time or another, may be involved in simulated combat. wrestling, for you lay persons. we would call that a blown spot. i mean, he had all the acutroman