Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers, jim parsons, host of the amber ruffin show, comedian and writer amber ruffin author yaa gyasi featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening, im seth meyers, and this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight great to hear. Lets get to the news. Last night was the first and only Vice President ial debate between Kamala Harris and i think a dead Airline Pilot during last nights debate, Vice President mike pence frequently tried to interrupt senator Kamala Harris. Said the moderator, mr. Vice president , if it helps, just think of it as carrying her sentence to full term. After last nights debate, second lady karen pence did not wear a mask on stage when she greeted Vice President mike pence huh, usually when a karen refuses to wear a mask, it is at trader joes President Trump released a video yesterday from outside the white house and started out saying, quote, hi, perhaps you recognize me its your fav
Dont touch your face. Goodnight, everybody [ cheers and applause announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers chat and music from keith urban. From mo willems and the story time allstars, actress and comedian, Rachel Dratch featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre all doing well tonight and lets get to the news President Trump said in an interview yesterday that a Coronavirus Vaccine would be available, quote, within a matter of weeks. Yeah, but how many weeks is this like one of those deals when parents talk about their babies now how old is caden hes 59 weeks. Thats right, President Trump said in an interview yesterday that a Coronavirus Vaccine would be available, quote, within a matter of weeks. Trump loves to talk about everything in weeks. The vaccine is coming in weeks his Healthcare Plan is coming in weeks. Pretty soon his rally crowds will be chanting 208 more weeks im just kidding abo
Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests joel mchale. Big sean and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy wow. Looking good oh, come on. Oh, my goodness, gracious hey thank you so much for tuning in and watching the tonight show. Im jimmy fallon i really appreciate this it makes me happy. Im happy to be here lets get to the news and some jokes here well, guys, i hope everyone had a nice Labor Day Weekend it was actually a busy labor day for President Trump. He held a 45minute press conference where he launched an attack against leaders of the u. S. Military. He launched more insults at joe biden. And he even launched something from his nose. What was that . Eww eww [ light laughter ] people are wondering, man. Was it a booger . Was it drugs id like to think he was eating crackers by sticking them up his nose [ light laughter ] hey, you know what cou
[ cheers and applause announcer tonight, on late night with seth meyers Cecily Strong, author of the captain, former mlb all star, david wright writer and director of kajillionaire, miranda july, featuring the 8g band with jessica berdeaux and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . Great, lets get to the news President Trump said yesterday that he won tuesdays president ial debate against former Vice President , joe biden, but take it with a grain of salt because he also said he won the voice. Fox news anchor and president ial debate moderator, Chris Wallace, said in an interview yesterday that he was surprised by the chaotic nature of tuesdays contest, adding no one could have predicted, quote, this was going to be the president s strategy not just for the beginning of the debate but the entire debate. I had an inkling, said marco rubio, ted cruz, jeb bush, carly fiorian, hillary clinton, all of his kids, all of his wives
Goodnight everybody announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers Sarah Paulson, star of archer, actor and comedian h. Jon benjamin an allnew closer look, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now setheyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . In that case, lets get to the news President Trump held a rally in pittsburgh, pennsylvania, last night. Look at all these people trump might be getting four more years, but im not so sure about the rest of you. During his rally in pennsylvania last night, President Trump attacked democratic governors for implementing Public Health measures and said, quote, you cant give your wife a kiss good night. Youve got to wear a mask. Thats ridiculous. Where did he hear that oh, yeah, yeah, of course. President trump tweeted yesterday that he will announce his Supreme Court nominee to replace Justice Ruth Bader ginsburg on saturday, as opposed to when Mitch Mcconnell wanted to do it, halfway throug