Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests joel mchale. Big sean and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy wow. Looking good oh, come on. Oh, my goodness, gracious hey thank you so much for tuning in and watching the tonight show. Im jimmy fallon i really appreciate this it makes me happy. Im happy to be here lets get to the news and some jokes here well, guys, i hope everyone had a nice Labor Day Weekend it was actually a busy labor day for President Trump. He held a 45minute press conference where he launched an attack against leaders of the u. S. Military. He launched more insults at joe biden. And he even launched something from his nose. What was that . Eww eww [ light laughter ] people are wondering, man. Was it a booger . Was it drugs id like to think he was eating crackers by sticking them up his nose [ light laughter ] hey, you know what cou
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Hill of human skulls. So lay off administrator scott pruitt. He knows of what he speefntle as scott said, why should the government pick winners and losers . Those are picked in thunder dome announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight a warning from only rosa. Stephen teefn welcomes joel mchale, yara shahidi and joywave live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen thank you very much thanks, everybody up there, down here, all around the world welcome to the late show, ladies and gentlemen. Im your shows Stephen Colbert. Under donald trump, terrifying news comes from the darnedest places. The latest is from tonights new episode of Celebrity Big Brother only cbs. But i dont have tell you, because you all watched. Weve talked about this. Okay. Im going to check one day. You will be embarrassed. One of the celebrity roommates on this seasons Celebrity Big Brother is former white house advisor and woman with some no
Hill of human skulls. So lay off administrator scott pruitt. He knows of what he speefntle as scott said, why should the government pick winners and losers . Those are picked in thunder dome announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight a warning from only rosa. Stephen teefn welcomes joel mchale, yara shahidi and joywave live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen thank you very much thanks, everybody up there, down here, all around the world welcome to the late show, ladies and gentlemen. Im your shows Stephen Colbert. Under donald trump, terrifying news comes from the darnedest places. The latest is from tonights new episode of Celebrity Big Brother only cbs. But i dont have tell you, because you all watched. Weve talked about this. Okay. Im going to check one day. You will be embarrassed. One of the celebrity roommates on this seasons Celebrity Big Brother is former white house advisor and woman with some no
I dont think that is true, although i did notice the other day that sasha needed a i understand americas teenage boys are signing up. [laughter] [applause] i will be focused on everyday americans. Just yesterday i read a heartbreaking letter. Aroundetters from folks the country every day. This went got me to a virginia man was stuck in the same parttime job for years. There was no chance to get ahead. [laughter] [applause] i am feeling sorry, believe and not, for the speaker of the house. The House Republicans give john boehner a harder time than they give me. [laughter] [applause] i have not given up the idea of working with congress. In fact, to weeks ago, senator i have to say the signing ceremony was something special. [laughter] i know. Washington seems more dysfunctional than ever. Greg locke is gotten so bad in this town what did we do to pass pisst chris d so bad off Chris Christie so bad . I am beginning to think they have a point. If you dont want to get paid for working, you