Of staff, mick mulvaney, to leave the room, after mulvaney coughed while he was speaking. Which is weird, but at least it explains why melania started smoking unfiltered pall malls. [ laughter ] President Trump announced plans this week to help people who leave prison find jobs as opposed to his Current Program where he gives people jobs and then they go to prison. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause the Supreme Court is expected to hand down rulings on up to 24 cases in the coming days before their summer break. Also getting 24 cases before summer break, brett kavanaugh. [ laughter and applause [ audience oohs the dnc has announced the lineup for next weeks president ial primary debate with elizabeth warren, cory booker, amy klobuchar, beto orourke and bill de blasio facing off against all of your friends dads [ laughter ] [ applause ] hi president ial hopeful Pete Buttigieg said in a new interview that he is almost certain that america has already had president s who were gay. And im
Trump then added, if you dont believe me ask my wife melatonin. [ laughter ] after announcing he would not seek reelection, republican senator jeff flake said today that he believes a lot more of his colleagues will soon speak out against president trump. Said his colleagues [ crickets ] [ laughter ] housing secretary ben carson said today that rebuilding puerto rico after Hurricane Maria could take anywhere between one and 100 years. And thats just the kind of precision you expect from a brain surgeon. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] be honest with me, what are my chances of survival, doc . Some where between one and 100 percent. [ light laughter ] a new poll has found that 51 percent of democrats now have a favorable view of former president george w. Bush. [ laughter ] and that makes sense. Id also have a favorable view of the flu if i suddenly found myself with the plague. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] amazon is testing a new service that allows couriers to unlock homes
[ light laughter ] trump then added, if you dont believe me ask my wife melatonin. [ laughter ] after announcing he would not seek reelection, republican senator jeff flake said today that he believes a lot more of his colleagues will soon speak out against president trump. Said his colleagues [ crickets ] [ laughter ] housing secretary ben carson said today that rebuilding puerto rico after Hurricane Maria could take anywhere between one and 100 years. And thats just the kind of precision you expect from a brain surgeon. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] be honest with me, what are my chances of survival, doc . Some where between one and 100 percent. [ light laughter ] a new poll has found that 51 percent of democrats now have a favorable view of former president george w. Bush. [ laughter ] and that makes sense. Id also have a favorable view of the flu if i suddenly found myself with the plague. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] amazon is testing a new service that allows couri
Guys first got together because you liked stevie wonder. He was playing that was a prerequisite. He had to be able to play ball and he had to like stevie wonder. [ laughter ] jimmy youre the whole reason this happened. Youre the whole reason this happened. Yes, stevie wonder. And im not mad about that. [ laughter ] jimmy i want to thank you so much for being here tonight. Thank you guys for being here tonight. And of course, i want to thank the First Lady Michelle Obama for being part of everything. [ cheers and applause ] thank the audience for being here today. You guys were fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] jerry seinfeld, dave chappelle. The roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you so much for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] fred from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york. Its late night with seth meyers. Ton
Guys first got together because you liked stevie wonder. He was playing that was a prerequisite. He had to be able to play ball and he had to like stevie wonder. [ laughter ] jimmy youre the whole reason this happened. Youre the whole reason this happened. Yes, stevie wonder. And im not mad about that. [ laughter ] jimmy i want to thank you so much for being here tonight. Thank you guys for being here tonight. And of course, i want to thank the First Lady Michelle Obama for being part of everything. [ cheers and applause ] thank the audience for being here today. You guys were fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] jerry seinfeld, dave chappelle. The roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you so much for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] fred from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york. Its late night with seth meyers. Ton