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[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a fantastic show for you tonight. She is the host of Megyn Kelly Today on nbc news. Megyn kelly is here everybody. [ cheers and applause ] he is the star of a fantastic show on Comedy Central. One of the funniest on tv. Nathan for you. Nathan fielder is back on the show. [ cheers and applause ] and a wonderful actor and comedian, you know him from nbcs superstore. Hes an old friend of mine. Colton dunn is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] so happy to have him here. Before we get to all that, the Republican Party is at the peek of its powers and yet it is currently engulfed in a civil war very much of its own making with several gop senators now openly warning that the president is dangerous, unstable and a threat to democracy. For more on this its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth yesterday arizona senator jeff flake gave a speech on the senate floor calling on his colleagues to challenge the behavior of president trump. The words were strong, the delivery less so. We must stop pretending that the degradation of our politics and the conduct of some in our executive branch are normal. They are not normal. Reckless, outrageous and undignified behavior has become excused in countenance as, telling it like it is, when it is actually just reckless, outrageous and dignified and undignified. Seth he kind of sounds like a kid on the playground whose father told him to stand up to a bully. [ light laughter ] i dont think youre being very nice not in the face. And that of course came just hours after tennessee senator bob corker went on tv to warn us all that the president is still an incompetent, unstable liar. I think World Leaders are very aware that much of what he says is untrue. I dont know why he lowers himself to such a low, low standard and debases our country in the way that he does, but he does. At the end of his day when his term is over, i think the debasing of our nation, the constant nontruth telling, the just the name calling, the things like i think the debasement of our nation is what hell be remembered most for. Seth such is the trajectory of donald trump. He started out in a golden penthouse and ended up in debasement. [ laughter and applause ] but it isnt just it isnt just trump. Habitual line that corker slammed. There was also his impulsive temper and volatility. At another stop on his press tour, corker went on the today show where he was asked pointblank if trump is dangerous and answered the question in a way that made clear the answer is yes. Let me put it bluntly, left to his own devices, do you think the president is a threat to National Security . I think that there are people around him that work in an effort to contain him. Seth not only [ light laughter ] not only is that answer terrifying so is the question. You shouldnt have to ask if the president is a threat to National Security. [ laughter ] thats like asking a Real Estate Agent, are there ghosts in the closet . [ laughter ] the answer to that question should always be, dont be ridiculous, but in this case, the Real Estate Agent is saying, yes, there is a ghost in the closet. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] but according to corker according to corker, its not just that trump is unfit for office, but that hes actively choosing to run his white house in a dangerous and chaotic way. Corker criticized trump specifically for his apparent lack of interest in being good at his job. Using one interesting turn of phrase in particular. Look i expressed concerns a few weeks ago about his leadership and just his stability and the lack of desire to be competent. Seth lack lack of desire to be competent. Thats how you say he doesnt give a [ bleep ] on cnn. [ cheers and applause ] thats that sounds like the Performance Review for a teenager who keeps showing up late to his job at friendlys. Donny you forgot to clean the fryer before you left, you didnt put the ice cream back in freezer and in general id say, you lack the desire to be competent. Give me your apron. [ laughter ] corker may now have regrets about trumps presidency, but he of course actively supported and encouraged trumps candidacy last year. In fact, corker appeared with trump at a rally to endorse him and encouraged people to vote for him. Although, he did seem a little uncomfortable with the atmosphere of a trump rally. A great friend of mine somebody respected by everybody, senator bob corker. Come on up, bob. Come on up. [ cheers and applause ] i wasnt going to say anything. I just came to visit. [ laughter ] but i have to say something. The rallies that i have back at home arent quite like this. Pretty good. Pretty tough. Pretty cool. Yeah, this is unbelievable, isnt it . Seth corker has the flustered look of a guy who wandered into a biker bar looking for his daughter. [ laughter ] oh gosh, its pretty rowdy in here. Pretty cool. Pretty cool. Kaley [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] corker campaigned with trump in july after many of trumps most grotesque comments like his call for muslim ban or his claim that mexico is sending rapists to the u. S. And yet, corkers now acting almost as if hes surprised that trump hasnt completely changed his personality at the age of 71. You would think he would aspire to be the president of the United States and act like a president of the United States but, you know, thats just not going to be the case apparently. Hopefully what president s do is to try to bring the country together to unify around common goals and not to debase our country, if you will. And that has not happened and im beginning to believe that its not going to happen. Seth youre beginning to believe its not going to happen . [ light laughter ] trump is an old billionaire with a young, beautiful wife who just became president. Why would he ever think, ive got to change my ways . That would be like larry king going, you know what . Im going to start wearing belts. [ laughter ] but heres the thing, its not enough to hurl insults at trump. If you think the president is a danger to democracy or National Security, then you have to do something about it. You could hold hearings, call witnesses, pass laws to limit his power or remove him from office. Trump obviously will not change his behavior just because you insulted him. Believe me. Ive tried. [ light laughter ] in fact, he seems to enjoy the theater of fighting with people. On sunday when he was asked on fox news about his ongoing feuds with arizona senator john mccain and corker, trump actually insisted that fighting with members of his own party who think hes deranged is somehow good for him. Obviously the feuding with senator corker, i think theres a personal thing going on between you and senator mccain. Do you worry that this bickering and feuding gets in the way of your agenda . No and sometimes it helps, to be honest with you. So well see what happens in the end. But, i think actually sometimes it helps. Seth thats right. Trump thinks it helps when people call him crazy. [ light laughter ] it changes the subject from what an asshole i am. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so twitter insults and floor speeches are not enough to stop trump. You need to do something and not just about trump himself. If you really care about the health of our political system, then you also need to confront the ideology of trumpism that has infected the Republican Party. Take for example, roy moore, the gop nominee and frontrunner for a senate seat in alabama. Moore is flawless theocrat who has said homosexual conduct should be illegal and that a muslim member of congress should not be seated because of his religion. Not to mention the fact that he dresses like a judge at a chili cookoff. [ light laughter ] and at a summit in d. C. Earlier this month, moore went off on a bizarre rant in which he appeared to rewrite the lyrics to america the beautiful. We sing the songs. Oh, beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain, for purple mountains majesties above the fruited plains. America, america god shed his grace on thee and bound thy good with brotherhood from sea to shining sea. America the beautiful. Or so it used to be. Land of the pilgrims pride, im glad theyre not here to see babies piled in dumpsters, abortion on demand. Oh, sweet land of liberty your house is on the sand. Your children wander aimlessly, poison by cocaine, choosing to indulge their lust when god has said abstain. Seth seems like a chill guy. [ laughter ] thats a senate candidate. Usually when you hear someone rambling that incoherently theyre sitting by themselves on an empty subway car. [ laughter ] children wandering aimlessly. Poisoned by cocaine. Honey, lets get off at the next stop. Well just walk. Lets go. If people like corker and flake are unwilling to do concrete things to stop trump and roy moore, then its hard to take them seriously. Its almost like republicans who say trump is dangerous to our political system dont actually want to do anything about it. Its like they have um, um, whats the phrase . Lack of desire to be competent. [ laughter ] seth this has been a closer look. Well be right back with megyn kelly, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. Introducing degree ultracle r black white saves your white clothes from yellow stains. And black clothes from white marks still with 48 hour sweat protection. 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Is knowing what it takes toal build one. Starting today, state farm is here to help. With tools, support, and education. Visit letsstarttoday. Com [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody and give it up for the 8g band right over there. [ cheers and applause ] also sitting in with us this week, hes a master musician and performer who played with everyone from earth, wind, and fire to the b52s. His new album love is the greatest, featuring his group, cachet is available now. Sonny emory everybody. [ cheers and applause ] hey, seth. Seth thank you for being sonny, i really appreciate it. How you doing . Thanks. Seth our first guest tonight hosts Megyn Kelly Today weekday mornings at 9 00 on nbc news. Please welcome back to the show, megyn kelly, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . Im great how are you . Seth good, its very nice having you in the building. Its exciting to be here. Seth and we were talking about 30 rock. Seth a lot has changed, you went from a show that was on at night to now a show that is on in the morning. You were saying backstage you see your children a lot more. That must be nice. Yeah, its amazing. Im having a totally different experience with them. Ive gone from, hurry up, get your backpack weve got to go to, its almost time for bed, come on gotta brush your teeth. Come on, here we go. Seth thats great, they must be so much more into that. But, can i tell you that the nighttime routine is much more rewarding than the morning routine. Its just you know, like tucking them in. Seth oh, putting kids to bed. Reading the stories, doing all that. Seth yeah. Thats so great that you told me the thing i miss every night doing this show. Sorry. Seth yeah. Sorry. [ laughter ] seth its really cool of you. I thank you so much for that. As they age up, well get more time. Seth goddamnit, megyn. Sorry. Seth i didnt need to go through this tonight. Theres always facetime. Seth theres other changes from night to morning. Youve noticed in the very few short weeks youve been doing your show, usually theres a lot more to doing a morning show. You know, ive been amazed at how much i have to move around. Seth yeah. I used to be able to just sit at the desk and look into the camera and deliver the news. And now its like i dont know, theres like, dried smoke coming into the studio and i got to walk down, like, a runway. And i gotta, i dont know do yoga. [ light laughter ] seth yeah. So you got to do all that stuff and then you got to do the serious interviews. I mean, its the full gamut. Seth yeah, well in that one, ive got it over you because i just move behind the desk and just talk about the news. So i thats so nice. Seth yeah, you might put your kids to bed but sweet desk. Nailed it. Seth you have you pointed out that you want to talk about politics less in your new job and i imagine that you do not miss or you could tell me, do you miss talking to politicians . I really do miss mitch mcconnell. Seth yeah. Desperately. I miss our time together. Seth he should come on your morning show. Anthony weiner like, i love no. Seth you should make scones with Anthony Weiner on the today show. [ laughter and applause ] um. Seth as like a work release. [ laughter ] you know, its one of those things, like, look, if a big if a big hurricane comes were gonna talk about it but were not going to be the weather channel. If Something Big happens politically were gonna talk about it but i dont want to do it all the time like i did on cable because its soul killing. So well do it, you know, where appropriate. I just dont want to do it all the time. Talking you know with all due respect to those guys, its those are not the best interviews as you know. Seth yeah, well i you know, tell me if youve found the same thing, i find and this is across the aisle, republicans and democrats do the exactly the same, most of politicians answer the question they wish youd ask. Right. Seth and so, you ask the question you want an answer to and the next thing you know, you realize, oh, this isnt it . And theyll take 12 minutes to answer it. Seth yeah. And then you get so bored that you just give up. Right. Seth yeah. Well, that is one thing i would never do. I mean, i always felt like and still do that i was there as the advocate for the audience in that so im not shy about interrupting somebody and sort of saying, boring. [ light laughter ] but that doesnt make the experience fulfilling when its over seth sure, when you and then its still, theyre spin masters. Seth they are. Theyve gotta be spin masters. Seth theres a lot of spinning. You mentioned if a hurricane came through you would talk about it. A hurricane of sorts has come through our nation as far as Sexual Harassment as being this issue that everybodys talking about. You used your show on monday to address specifically bill oreilly who had, basically, made the point that no women in all his years had ever gone to anyone in charge of fox news and said that his behavior was bad. You very gave an impassioned speech which i thought was wonderful and im glad you did it. Where you had pointed out you had gone to fox news and pointed that out and no one had done anything. Mmhmm. Seth did you know right away that you were going to do that as soon as you heard him say his falsehood about the fact, that no one had ever done it. It was more of a combo, honestly, seth. It was the combo of him saying that and the news that he had paid 32 million to settle a claim. Seth that seems like a lot, right . Thats not nuisance value. Seth yeah. I mean thats i get litigations happen all the time, a lot of them are nonsense and you pay some small amount to make them go away. 32 million is a different story. And he was renewed at the company after he did that. And i know that fox says it didnt know. The question remains why didnt they . Why wouldnt you know . Why wouldnt you ask before you bring this man back in the workplace and unleash him on the workforce . And so the combination of those things i just and whats happening in the country, it was time. It was time to tell that story. I take no pleasure in, you know, discussing fox news in that way because i had a lot of good years there and theyre not all bad. Theyve got some great people. He is not one of them. Seth yeah. You [ cheers and applause ] i also thought this is very interesting to me because i think one of the things that makes it so difficult for women to report this about anyone be it harvey weinstein, be it bill oreilly is theyre immediately attacked. And one of the ways theyre attacked is, oh, why would you have ever been on their show or why would you have ever posed with this photo where youre smiling . One of the things bill oreilly did is he pointed out and basically said, you can read them on my website that you and Gretchen Carlson who had accused roger ailes of this same sort of thing. Had written him thankyou notes. Mmhmm. Seth do you think that speaks to exactly how hard it is for women to report this sort of thing . That like something that small can be used to basically impugn your character . I mean i think its right out of the playbook of a lot of these guys. I mean, ask yourselves, who keeps thankyou notes from nine years earlier and puts them in a file just in case they need them, right . Seth yeah i mean seth they might be that hes only ever gotten the two. [ laughter and applause ] any way, Everybody Knows you can have a decent working relationship with somebody as i did with him for years and then you get new information about said person that changes your view. Seth yeah. So what do you in general, like, not just in any place, in any workplace, how important do you think the, sort of, means to report this thing, this kind of thing is and what would you suggest for a workplace you know seth to make sure its a place for safe for women to say this sort of thing thats going on . Its a great question and i have said publicly that i hate when people ask these victims when they come forward and a better word is accusers because we dont know for sure whether anybodys, in fact, a victim. What, did you report it, did you report it . Or why didnt you report it . And the first question you need to ask is, was there a safe avenue for reporting . And only if the answer to that question is yes, do you get to ask that next question. Seth mmhmm. Because let me tell you, the answer to that question was no at my workplace for years. There wasnt. Hr was controlled by the ceo who was harassing half of the women in the building. And so it was not a meaningful outlet and even if it had been ive spoken to so many women about this. Theyre afraid, even if hr is a real option. It doesnt always go your way and if you dont win this contest. You know, if you take a shot at the king you better kill him, youve heard that saying . Seth mmhmm. If you dont win this, you know, showdown, you know whats going to happen to you and it doesnt always its not always obvious. Maybe the next contract youre not quite as impressive as you used to be and you cant prove that it was the fact that you raised this complaint. So, my feeling is its fine for the record we need to say report, go report it, report it, but i also feel like, easy for me and you to say, weve got these great jobs and well be fine if we get fired. The reality is, a, women, it can happen to men too, need to form an underground army where they talk to each other and know theyre not alone. And b men in positions of power, and women we need more of those. But men in positions of power need to not only stick up for us publicly but in the bars and at nighttime and when were not there and when theyre talking about us in this way and when were walking out and theyre looking at our ass. Those are the moments you need to stand up and say, dude, no. [ cheers and applause ] seth well said. Well, im really happy youre in the building and i am very happy when you talk about things like that but i also like watching you make scones with Anthony Weiner, which is when is that . [ light laughter ] is that next monday . [ light laughter ] i dont think they allow those visits. Seth yeah i dont think so either. I hope. Seth hey, thank you so much for being here. Such a pleasure. Thanks for having me. 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For the baby. Since i havent seen you since then. Seth okay. Should i open it now . Sure. Seth okay. It is it looks like it is 40. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Hell love that. And thats and thank you, by the way use that for anything. Seth thank you for doing the research and finding out that his name is baby. [ laughter ] so your show, which is one of my favorite shows on television, you provide outofthebox solutions for Business People more often than not. Right. We go to real Small Businesses and give them kind of absurd or ways to market themselves and make money that have never been done before. Seth and but on a recent episode, which i was a huge fan of, you basically had to go out of the box to find a solution for a problem you had. Right. Seth which is, when you go on talk shows, you wanted to have a really good talk show story. Right, yeah. So last weeks episode i yeah, i dont know. You have to do these things to like promote the show. Seth sure. Im not im not super in to doing them. [ light laughter ] but you have to, so i was like, to promote the new season i was booked on Jimmy Kimmel Live at the beginning of the season. Seth yep. Who is one of our competitors . Seth colleague. [ laughter ] right. So [ light laughter ] and i was a bit like, im nervous to do it, because im like im not like the most whats the word . Like interesting guy. Seth yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] so, you know, i look all these celebrities they have these stories they tell about how exciting their lives are. Seth mmhmmm. And i dont really have that. So i i started researching talk show anecdotes like the clips that everyone says. And i constructed the perfect anecdote to tell on a talk show, which involved a luggage mixup at an airport, me having to wear a strangers suit to a wedding. Seth mmhmm. Finding a small ziploc baggy with a powder substance in it, in the pocket. [ light laughter ] getting pulled over by a cop. And then a big twist ending, which is i discover that in the baggie is actually someones mothers ashes. Seth right. [ light laughter ] right. Seth so you made up a talk show story for yourself. Yes. And i had the perfect story, but theres a problem because i mean you cant go on a talk show and just lie. You know what i mean . Seth yeah. I mean, brian williams, you know, he like [ laughter ] seth so what you so, i couldnt i didnt want to tell a fake story so i retroactively decided to make every single plot point happen to me for real. [ light laughter ] so and thats what you see in the episode that we aired last week is that before my appearance on kimmel i made every, every bead happen. So the story i told was factually true. I got invited to a wedding. Seth yep. I got a real cop to pull me over. I arranged a real luggage mixup. And i had to find someone to i had to get someones mothers ashes as well. [ laughter ] seth yeah. Now i should it took a lot of work. Seth yeah. But you did. And i saw the episode and you effectively did. I did it all. So its real. I mean yeah, it took a lot of time and it actually it cost over 350,000 of my shows budget. Seth that seems probably to be a huge chunk of the budget. Yeah, it was a lot of money. I mean, thats a lot of money for anyone. Seth sure. [ laughter ] so, it cost a lot to make it all real. Seth well, congratul and i put a lot of effort into it, which is actually what i kind of wanted to talk to you about because i mean because it took a lot of work, id love to tell it again tonight. [ light laughter ] seth i will say, and you wouldnt know this, so no apology necessary. But its not great when someone tells the exact same story on another persons talk show. Well, the way i see it, if youre the beatles and you write hey jude you dont perform that just once. Seth right. [ laughter and applause ] sure. You know what i mean . Seth yeah. [ cheers and applause ] they get it, right . Plus also, i mean because of the expense, like my accountant was saying that if i can do it on a second show i can amortize the cost over two appearances. [ light laughter ] seth so you want to tell it so its 175 per telling. Seth so this is for tax reasons, basically . [ light laughter ] that too. Its also a great story. I mean it is the perfect story. So its gonna work again. Seth can i just say one more issue . I feel like youve already told everybody what the story is. [ light laughter ] on kimmel, they didnt know the story ahead of time. You didnt say heres the story and im going to tell it like this and thisll happen and thisll happen and then you tell it. But thats what youve done here. Youve ruined the story by telling everyone what the story was. Well, its a great story. It should hold up. [ light laughter ] seth can you tell i mean, these people im sure you guys would like to hear the story. [ cheers and applause ] seth you should be ashamed of yourself for using that talk show move that you just did. Oh, is that a move . I dont know. Seth you just goaded them into applause to make them back up the thing youre going to do whether i let you or not. [ light laughter ] i didnt know that was a move. Im not good at thee things. Seth oh, i think youre better than you think you are. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy, i dont have anything else. So you want to just sit here or seth okay, its not [ light laughter ] you know what . Tell the story. Oh, i called you jimmy. Seth you did. [ laughter ] im sorry. Actually thats probably a compliment, right . [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] seth yeah, no. I dont know the ranking okay, so seth so is it okay if i tell it again . Just for tax reasons if i could do it in a different state its helpful. Seth i would love it. I would love it. I would love it. Okay. So maybe you could set me up by saying something like, oh, you seem like a busy guy, do you travel a lot . [ light laughter ] seth so nathan, obviously youre a very busy guy, do you even have time to travel . Yeah, yeah. Actually [ light laughter ] well, now that you mention it, i was recently traveling to a wedding and it turned out to be one of the craziest days of my life. Seth really . Yeah. Seth what happened . Do you want to hear . Seth i would yeah. [ laughter ] so i accidently took the wrong luggage at the airport and i didnt realize until i got to my hotel. Seth uhhuh. And it was a big problem because my suit that i was going to wear to the wedding was in my suitcase. Seth sure. I was just in shorts and a tshirt. So i fortunately there was a luggage tage, i called the guy whose luggage it is. There wasnt enough time to make the exchange but he said, you know what . I actually have a suit in my bag, youre welcome to borrow it if you want. Seth thats nice. Yeah. And so i was like, oh, thank you. And i put on the suit. The only problem was it was way too big for me. Seth okay. I actually brought a photo if you want to see me in the suit. [ light laughter ] seth yeah, thats way too big. Yeah. [ laughter ] seth yeah. Yeah. Seth so i look dick tracy villain or something. Seth you do you know, i didnt have any time. I was running late. So i decided id have to wear it. So im heading to my car, my rental car and i notice that in the suit theres a small ziploc baggie with like a powdery substance in it. Seth wow, yeah, thats not good. So im like, ah, i guess this guy likes to party. I dont really think about it. At this point im late for the wedding. Seth sure. So i get into my car and lets just say im going a little bit over the speed limit and, of course, i hear the sirens and a cop pulls me over. And im panicking because, you know, i dont want to go to jail here. So the cop comes to the comes to the door, license, registration. And i had forgotten that i left the baggie on the seat beside me. And when i looked at it, he looks and he goes, whats that . And i go, i dont know. Its not mine. [ laughter ] and then he says, hand it to me. And at this point im panicking, so i give him the baggie and i say, you have to believe me. Its not my suit. Thats why its so big. I had a luggage mix up. And i said, you know, i was just talking to the guy. Let me call him. Maybe he can explain what it is, because its not mine. So i dial the guy up and give him the phone. And the cop takes it and he asks the guy, he says, whats in the baggie . And then theres this long silence while the cops listening. And then he hands me back the baggie and my phone and says, okay, youre good. And so i say to the cop, i say, well, what did he say was in the baggie . And im sure youre wondering, right . Seth yeah. [ laughter ] you wont believe this. You wont believe this. And this is all true. This is all true. Seth because you can get in trouble if its not. Yeah, but it is. It was his mothers ashes. [ laughter and applause ] seth get out of here get out of here [ applause ] that is just a fantastic talk show story. Im so glad we had you on. Thank you. Seth nathan fielder, everybody [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Seth nathan for you airs thursdays on Comedy Central. Two hour finale on november 9th. Well be right back with colton dunn. In case you tell it again. [ cheers and applause ] wheres gary . saved money on motorcycle insurance with geico. Goin up the country. Later, gary i have a motorcycle wonderful. Im goin up the country, baby dont you wanna go . Im goin up the country, baby dont you wanna go . Geico motorcycle, great rates for great rides. Starbucks narino 70 cold brew coffee. In stores now. Only at starbucks. When i walked through a snowthats when i knewtte, i had to quit. For real this time. Thats why im using nicorette. 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And on our homepage Kaiser Permanente reopened its hospital in santa rosa. The hospital was forced to evacuate as the firestorm closed in. 200 Staff Members lost their homes to the fire. More news in one hour. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody our next guest tonight is an actor and emmynominated writer for his work on the hit series key peele. He stars on the popular nbc comedy, superstore, which airs thursday nights at 8 00 here on nbc. Please welcome to the show my friend colton dunn, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you, colton . Good, man. How you doing . Seth good. Weve known each other for years and years and years. A long time. 2001, i believe. Seth 2001. We met in amsterdam thats right. Seth because we both worked for a comedy theater called boom chicago. Thats right, boom chicago. Seth a fantastic place. A lot of our friends got their start there. I was there before you. Yeah. Seth you came after me. Did you find i found a little bit of Culture Shock when i moved to amsterdam. Oh, yeah . Seth how was it for you . I found a lot. A lot of Culture Shock. [ light laughter ] seth what was most shocking to you culturally . Lets see, probably the most shocking part of living in holland is they celebrate the holidays a little differently. Seth yeah. They start a little earlier. You know . Like for them christmas kind of starts around the second week of december. Seth uhhuh. Everybody starts putting up their decorations and having a lot of fun. Right . So im riding into work on a bike, because of course everybody rides bikes. Seth there you go. And where we worked, it was still also a neighborhood, so theres little kids going to school same time im riding to work. But on this day in the holidays the kids all have black face on. Seth yeah. You know, like black face. Seth this is a this is a real thing. Like, hey [ light laughter ] im a little kid, you know. And it was weird. Seth yeah. And then they saw me and theyd go [ speaking in Foreign Language ] which means black pete. [ light laughter ] and they were really happy about it. Seth yeah. They were happy to see black pete. Yeah, see, cause the thing is is that in Holland Santa claus, he doesnt have little elves that help him deliver toys. He has straightup slaves. [ light laughter ] and they portray those slaves by having white dutch people put on black face and run around. And the story goes if youre a bad kid, these slaves will throw you in a sack and take you back to spain. [ light laughter ] seth its a bummer story. Its a bummer story all around, especially for the slaves. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] and so what did you say to the children who were saying black pete to you . I didnt say much. I fought them. All of them. [ light laughter ] all of hollands children. Seth i remember you did a sketch as a we did. Actually, me and jordan peele seth jordan peele from key peele. You guys played a couple of aggressive black petes. We have. [ scattered applause ] seth and it was a fantastic sketch. And i think that thats how we fought back. We fought back with a rap song. Seth so you met jordan out there. I did. Seth jordan peele. And then you wrote for key peele. Thats right. Seth and jordan, who wrote and directed the film, get out a fantastic horror film. Thats right. Did you guys see that . [ applause ] wow. Seth he do you remember . Because he had that idea for years. Do you remember the first time he told you about it . Oh, yeah. I remember the first time he told it to me. And, you know, spoiler alert has something to do with black people getting their head cut off. And i was like, what . [ light laughter ] youre going to make a whole movie about it . And he was like, yeah, man, i think im going do it. And he did it seth he did it. And he nailed it. Seth he fully nailed it. He nailed it. [ applause ] seth so you guys so then you went and you wrote for key peele. I did. Seth and were there any sketches that sort of that you worked on that came out of sort of working with people youve known for a long time . Yeah. The best thing about working on a show like key peele we were all just friends. And so a lot of sketches just came out of kind of hanging out. And you know how that is sort of in the sketch room. So one time i showed up to a meeting and there was no more chair for me to sit in. And so i just kind of leaned on this cabinet that was not very steady. And im not a little guy, so i probably shouldnt lean on unsteady cabinets. Of course everyones like, hey, colton, why dont you just go grab a chair . And im like, nah, im good, im good. Im gonna stand here. And theyre like, really, we think you should get the chair. No, im cool, man. I dont wanna i dont i dont use chairs and of course we made a sketch about that. So if you can check out proud thug. Just put that in google, look up, and youll see a sketch about a guy who refuses to sit in a chair. [ light laughter ] seth thats fantastic. Thats how easy comedy writing could be on a good day. Thats it boom. Seth when youre with your friends on a good day. So i typed that up and i was gone. Slid down the dinosaur tail. Seth you didnt need a seat. You were in and out. So you on superstore, you play Customer Service. I do. Seth you do Customer Service. Did you ever have a job like that in real life . Oh, i did. You know, i actually i worked at a video store. And what a video store was is a store where people would go to [ light laughter ] and theyd rent a video and then theyd take it home. Theyd watch it and then theyd take it back to me and i would put it on a shelf and somebody else would seth now lets say theres a movie i really want to see and i come in and you dont have it. Did you have another one that you could give me . I mean i would have all sorts of recommendation for other movies, maybe in a similar genre that you could rent. Seth gotcha. Basically i was netflix seth yeah. [ light laughter ] before netflix. Seth thats great. Thats what i was. [ applause ] seth and did you like your video store life . No. I mean, i liked the free movies that i got to watch, because again this was before you could just get free movies. Seth right. So i loved that. But the thing that connects me and garrett is he works in Customer Service and both of us do not like customers and we dont like service. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] so you draw on that i draw on that strong experience. Seth well, man, its great seeing you every week on tv. And its great having you here in person. Buddy, thanks for having me. Seth always such a delight. Colton dunn, everybody [ cheers and applause ] superstore, thursday nights at 8 00 here on nbc. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] t transplant. 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At Stanford Health care, we can now use a blood sample to detect lung cancer. If we can do that, imagine what we can do for asthma. And if we can stop seizures in epilepsy patients with a small pacemaker for the brain, imagine what we can do for multiple sclerosis, even migraines. If we can use patients genes to predict Heart Disease in their families, imagine what we can do for the conditions that affect us all. Imagine what we can do for you. That one. This. That one. [ cheers and applause ] seth my thanks to megyn kelly, nathan fielder, colton dunn everybody sonny emory and the 8g band. Stay tuned for carson daly well see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] carson hello there im carson daly with tonights last call from hyde in west hollywood. We have an awesome show for you coming up. Including, the music of vance joy, a spotlight on the un

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