Announcer frockefeller center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests seth rogen. Chiwetel ejiofor musical guest Alanis Morris sit. Featuring the legendary roots crew now heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy oh, thank you very much thank you very much. Hey. Oh, thank you so much. Nice to see you. Thank you for tuning in and watching the tonight show, everybody. Nice to see you, roots i had a dream about you last night, qwest. Me . Jimmy indian food, which i love. My favorite. Noit ends its not bad. It was just an odd dream so i had chicken vindeloo, super spicy, im not afraid. I dont know if my brain can handle it. I went to sleep. This is my slumber everything was great then i started having my dreams. We were doing the show in the middle of the show, it was back when we had the crow. In the middle of the show you stop me, jimmy, stop, i got to show you something i go, whats up . You walked around behind the drums, be
Im not complaining about that. But when i told my parents that, they said why . Did the other two guys pass away . My mom told me i was too stiff and that my suit didnt fit. And my dad wanted to know why i didnt mention my Cousins Construction company. Im just so glad to be working again. My days normally start out with the zoom preschool circle time song, the joeys are here today. The joeys are here today. Hip hip hip hooray. The joeys are here today. So glad i missed that song. Next, put sunscreen on my kids. Growing up, i dont even think my parents knew what sunscreen was. My father used to lather me up with olive oil so i could get a beautiful tan at the age of three. Then snack. Then lunch. And when theyre done with lunch then we snack again. Then i take the kids on a walk where somehow, i am the only one walking. Then its nap time, for me. Next, i watch eight minutes of tangled, four minutes of trolls, and 30 minutes of cinderella. Then i negotiate how many bites of dinner equals
Thats right, President Trump suggested postponing novembers president ial election on twitter. All right, well, seeing as the two candidates have a combined age of 151, i wouldnt recommend pushing it too much. President trump wants to postpone the november election apparently, his newest adviser told him if you feel like you are about to get sacked, you got to buy yourself some time. Technically the term for what im doing is scrambling. Were scrambling. After frequently refusing to wear a facemask around the capitol, republican congressman Louie Gohmert has tested positive for coronavirus but dont worry, his neck is fine thats right, republican congressman Louie Gohmert has tested positive for coronavirus. Who could have seen this coming, said gohmert about todays date President Trump yesterday criticized fox news for their coverage of clashes between protesters and federal agents in portland, but said it was quote, too complicated to discuss in a tweet. Also too complicated to discuss
Hip hip hip hooray. The joeys are here today. So glad i missed that song. Next, put sunscreen on my kids. Growing up, i dont even think my parents knew what sunscreen was. My father used to lather me up with olive oil so i could get a beautiful tan at the age of three. Then snack. Then lunch. And when theyre done with lunch then we snack again. Then i take the kids on a walk where somehow, i am the only one walking. Then its nap time, for me. Next, i watch eight minutes of tangled, four minutes of trolls, and 30 minutes of cinderella. Then i negotiate how many bites of dinner equals a popsicle treat. Then its bath time where i somehow proceed to get more wet than the kids who are inside the bathtub. Next is story time. Then bed time. Then i cry in a corner wondering if i am spending enough time with my kids. I want to set the record straight on something tonight. Quarantine . Was invented by italians. The word quarantine comes from the italian words quaranta giorni, which mean 40 days.
Did the other two guys pass away . My mom told me i was too stiff and that my suit didnt fit. And my dad wanted to know why i didnt mention my Cousins Construction company. Im just so glad to be working again. My days normally start out with the zoom preschool circle time song, the joeys are here today. The joeys are here today. Hip hip hip hooray. The joeys are here today. So glad i missed that song. Next, put sunscreen on my kids. Growing up, i dont even think my parents knew what sunscreen was. My father used to lather me up with olive oil so i could get a beautiful tan at the age of three. Then snack. Then lunch. And when theyre done with lunch then we snack again. Then i take the kids on a walk where somehow, i am the only one walking. Then its nap time, for me. Next, i watch eight minutes of tangled, four minutes of trolls, and 30 minutes of cinderella. Then i negotiate how many bites of dinner equals a popsicle treat. Then its bath time where i somehow proceed to get more wet th