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Taxes. Cool, im gonna do the dishes. Anyway, on tonights episode coronavirus has killed spelling, germany is getting sober, and we check in with the commander in chaos. So lets get into it welcome to the daily social distancing show. Announcer from trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show, with trevor noah. Trevor in the age of corona, keeping up with the news can feel a little demoralizing, its like weve been on a Spirit Airlines flight for a month. Spirit airlines the truth is i actually miss you guys. So to keep our spirits up, its nice to take a moment to remind us of the notsoscary things going on the in the world, in our ongoing segment, a ray of sunshine. All right, lets kick it off with ikea the Perfect Place to buy furniture thats cheap, but looks cheap. The Swedish Company has decided to release an easy version of the recipe for its famous meatballs so that you can make them at home. And since quarantine alr
Roy wood, jr. Brings the barbershop experience home and President Trump gets medical advice from mr. Clean. So lets get into it. Welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor what we do every day can sometimes feel like hanging out in a public bathroom. St dark, scary and it is really so st always good for us to get some fresh air with a little ray of sunshine. Right, first up, in various cities around the world people trapped in their homes have been leaning out of their windows every single night to applaud Health Care Workers for feeting nonstop to keep people alive. But in london one man tried to raise funds to fight coronavirus has decided to take things to the next level. And he clapped in his home for 24 hours straight. Which is instain. 24 hours of clapping. I mean i get tired just clapping for an encore. All right, i have clapped for ten se
A wimbledon clarntion the pelosi clap, inspirational clap tepped of the movie, you know, or we are proud of them because theyre black. And remember you have o to keep your energy up the entire entire timed because you if get tired and lose form then it just looks sar cass particular, great jorks doctor, were so proud. No im just tired. You might think im overthinking things but check out this video of Prince Charles and camila also clapping for Health Care Workers tand is not going well. Okay, i feel like harry and meghan saw that video and they left the family all over again. Seriously y did it look so awkward. It looked like this was the first time they investor clapped in their livers. Is this supposed to hurt this much. The only thing i have ever touched is teacup. ,out,out. I will say as him arious hilarious as this was fours, this is probably what people look like to the royal family when we try to figure out what fork to use. And finally as shut downs have, well, shut down our l
From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the show, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Before we get into the latest headlines, lets kick it off with some good news, in our new segment ray of sunshine. All right, first up is news out of india. So many people are quarantined in their homes that for the first time in a long time, you can actually see the real color sky in some of the most heavily polluted areas of new delhi. There was smog every single day. And one of the images was this one, which shows the before and after of 1. 3 billion people staying at home. Thats amazing. Just look how beautiful new delhi is without pollution. It looks like the city went on queer eye. Youve been hiding yourself under so many layers of smog. Let your true self shine, girl. I mean, goddamn, those are some blue skies. I bet india forgot there was a time when skies werent gray like how america forgets there was a time when president s werent orange. They us