Taxes. Cool, im gonna do the dishes. Anyway, on tonights episode coronavirus has killed spelling, germany is getting sober, and we check in with the commander in chaos. So lets get into it welcome to the daily social distancing show. Announcer from trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show, with trevor noah. Trevor in the age of corona, keeping up with the news can feel a little demoralizing, its like weve been on a Spirit Airlines flight for a month. Spirit airlines the truth is i actually miss you guys. So to keep our spirits up, its nice to take a moment to remind us of the notsoscary things going on the in the world, in our ongoing segment, a ray of sunshine. All right, lets kick it off with ikea the Perfect Place to buy furniture thats cheap, but looks cheap. The Swedish Company has decided to release an easy version of the recipe for its famous meatballs so that you can make them at home. And since quarantine already has you fighting with your significant other, once youve got the meatballs, youll have the entire ikea experience. Now, this is a really cool idea, although, the last time i ate meatballs at ikea, it gave me some indigestion. And i learned the hard way that those display bathrooms are not hooked up to plumbing. Someone should fix that. But i do appreciate that ikea released this reese pea, and honestly, i couldnt wait to try it for myself. I dont understand the extra screws. Its meatballs all right, i wasnt crying. This next story is for everyone out there whos forced to work from home. Do you feel like your work is taking over your living space . Well, you should thank your lucky stars you dont live with this guy. Banksy striking again. I love it. This time, in his own bathroom. Reporter not sure if youll like this, kim. Take a look. Englands mysterious street artist posting these photos online showing rats running amok during the lockdown, in the artists bathroom. One rat, hanging from a light switch by its tail, looking down at another hanging from a towel holder, while squirting toothpaste onto the wall. Theres also this one of a rat playing on a roll of toilet paper. Theres also one by the toilet which you probably dont want to look closely at. Yikes. Trevor man, i dont know how banksy did it, but i want in on this scam, because when he draws all over his walls, hes a brilliant artist, but when i do it, im losing my security deposit. And this must have been really weird fors i had roommate when you think about it. Because nobody knows who banksy is, so they walked into the bathroom like, oh, my god. This is a banksy wait a minute, mark . Do you think banksy snuck into our bathroom . And, finally, every day, we read tragic stories of how many lives the coronavirus has claimed. But maybe what we should also be doing is celebrating the people who have come back to life. We do want to mention one person who was singled out today by governor murphy. 26yearold jack alard was in a medically induced coma after coming down with the virus. After spending time on a ventilator and five full weeks in the hospital, the governor today announcing that jack has died. It was a long month, but slowly, jack rebounded. And last thursday, he was clapped out by the doctors and nurses who saved his life as he walked out of the hospital. I feel horrible. Jack is very much alive. Jack, we love you. Again, jack is alive and back home. He has come home not in the figurative sense, but in the quite literal sense. And my deepest apologies for that. I just misread everything, and i apologize, but he is alive, and we are grateful for that. Trevor wow, that was rollercoaster. Jack has tragically died. And im hearing jack is very much alive good on you, jack. Okay, lets turn to glen for the weather forecast. Glen . Oh, my god, glen is dead oh, no, wait, glens alive. Glenn, whats the weather looking like . I wonder if this is what happened with jesus. I mean, whats more likely, that the son of god died and then came back to life, or that some jerusalem news anchor just read the story wrong . Nah, i still believe the bible story, and ill tell you why. Because my grandma might watch this episode. I had, gogo. All right, thats your ray of sunshine. Lets get straight into the first up, researchers are finding that coronavirus arrived in the United States a lot earlier than we thought. Officials in california have discovered the countrys first coronavirusrelated death was weeks earlier than previously a new Data Analysis shows tens of thousands of hidden infections were silently spreading through American Cities in january and february. So basically, every day. Were still learning more and more about this coronavirus. Get its whole origin story. Like with the joker, where we were all like, ohhh, hes evil, because he has to walk up those stairs everyday. It makes sense. But this is big news. If more people have been infected by the corona virus than we thought, then that means more people have survived the corona virus than we originally thought. Which means the lockdowns dont help, because we werent locked down, and the people didnt die, except that they did die, and we didnt know that they were dying. And now that theyre not dying, which means the lockdowns are helping. So all we need is herd immunity, tracing programs that isolates the antibodies, and we should be fine now, i dont know what any of that means but i read a lot of this on twisser. In other news, the coronavirus has been shutting down events all over the world, from sporting events, to concerts, to that big illuminati meeting that was scheduled for the weekend of bleep , at bleep , next to the dennys on route 9. And now, corona has come for the National Spelling bee. Yeah, thats right, the spelling bee has officially been can. S. C . buzzer no, not c. E. L. D buzzer the point is, the spelling bee is not happening this year. And i feel so bad for these kids who have been training their whole lives for this, and now its all for nothing. Because, lets be honest, aside from winning this competition, theres no other use for knowing how to spell difficult words. Oh, my god, i think im having a heart attack no, but i can spell defibrillator. De. Now, if these spelling bee kids were planning to drown their sorrows, ive got some more bad news germany has canceled oktoberfest, partially because of coronavirus, partially because you cant celebrate oktoberfest when no one knows what month it is anymore. Do you know about . Because i dont know. And this is huge, because its the first time oktoberfest has been canceled since world war ii. And its actually nice that they had the decency to cancel it during world war ii, because, otherwise, that would have been very rude. german und now we invade france drah di net um oh oh oh but for real, though, man this is a bigboro for germany. Because oktoberfest is the one time a year germans actually have fun. The rest of the year, they bottle it up. Yeah, theyll just be on a rollercoaster like, unemotional here comes da loopdeeloop. Wooo. Wooo. All right, thats it for the headlines. Lets get to the big story. Ever since coronavirus has started, nothing has been the same. Policing is not the same, relationships are not the same, getting drunk at 10 oo a. M. Is not the same. I mean, its way less exciting if everyone is doing it now. But theres one thing thats remained surprisingly constant, and thats been the chaos within the trump administration. Because where most administrations would be galvanized by an external threat, they seem to think of chaos as an essential service that they need to keep providing. And yesterday, it all spilled out into the open, starting with a bombshell. The scientist in charge of the governments efforts to make a Coronavirus Vaccine suddenly got fired with no explanation. Now, he says its because he disagreed with President Trump about pushing hydroxychloroquine as a miracle cure. But then, some people who worked with him said, actually, he wasnt good at his job and was working too slowly. And im sorry, people, but this is insane. Were in the middle of a pandemic, and trumps people are squabbling like theyre on an andy cohen reunion show. And to make things even worse, when President Trump was asked why the guy in charge of finding a vaccine was fired, this is how he responded i never heard of him. You just mentioned the name. I never heard of him. When did this happen . This happened today. I never heard of him. The guy says he was pushed out of a job. Maybe he was. Maybe he wasnt. Id have to hear the other side. I dont know who he is. Trevor thats right. Trump has never heard of the guy in charge of finding a vaccine. And you know what . To be honest, part of me is not surprised. aide sir, do you want to meet the top scientist working on a vaccine . trump sift . Eww, gross. Id rather meet my son eric. And heres my question about trump why does he never hear of the people trying to solve problems, but has people who cause problems. Hello, giuliani . Yeah, someone is trying to find a cure. Can you go to their lab and do your tasmanian devil thing . I dont understand how trump has never heard of the person in charge of finding the vaccine to the disease that has shut down the entire world. And dont tell me its because hes too busy. I mean, this is the same man who says hes been watching every nightly news show, plus cnn, msnbc in the morning, fox news on weekend afternoons, and even reruns of baseball. Reruns let me tell you something. If you have time to watch reruns of baseball, you have ime for anything. Baseball is boring when its happening. Watching it in reruns is like watching paint dry through a powerpoint presentation. And for this next one. But, you know what, maybe the vaccine guy is lucky trump doesnt know who the hell he is, because the people that trump does know about have it even worse. Robert redfield, director of the c. D. C. And guy who owns a pharmacy in every western, made news when he told the Washington Post that next winter, a second wave of coronavirus could be even more difficult to handle, because it could coincide with flu season. And the idea of corona and flu hitting us simultaneously is terrifying. Because that means were going to have to do double social distancing. Were going to have to wear two masks, stay 20 feet away from people. Were going to have to watch celebrities sign imagine twice. And the president was clearly unhappy with what the c. D. C. Director said, because right after the article came out, trump tried to call backsies. Reporter the president also trying to walk back the head of the c. D. C. s warning about a second wave of the virus next fall claiming it was fake news. Totally misquoted. I spoke to him. He said it was ridiculous. He was talking about the flu and corona coming together at the same time. Bringing redfield to the podium to clarify. I didnt say that this was going to be worse. I said it was going to be more difficult and potentially complicated, because well have flu and coronavirus circulating at the same time. Gl ahh, okay, so its not going to get worse. Its just going to be more difficult and complicated. If only there was one word that could summarize that general feeling. You know, ill be honest. I actually feel bad for all the experts who have to share the stage with trump. Because think about it. They have to walk a fine line of giving Accurate Information while not saying anything that could trigger their boss. Working for trump is like being in a way married to carole working for trump is like being in a way married to Carole Baskin just a constant state of fear. What makes this thing worse im sorry, what makes it more difficult to contain is that the chaos is now spreading across the country. Last week, trump encouraged the governors to reopen their economies. But now that georgias trumploving governor brian kemp, did exactly that. And then trump was, oh, snap, you on your own, son. I told the governor of georgia, brian kemp, that i disagree strongly with his decision to open certain facilities. I want him to do what he thinks is right, but i disagree with him on what hes doing. So do i agree with him . No. But i respect him, and i will let him make his decision. Would i do that . No. Id keep them a little longer. I want to protect peoples lives. Trevor you have got to be kidding. Trump didnt just throw brian kemp under the bus. He looked up the bus schedule in advance and then told brian kemp to meet him in the road at 3 15. And then guess who was driving . And you know, this is what you get when you roll with donald trump. These guys are trying so hard to suck up to him, and then when theyre fully committed, bam, he can just sell you out. This whole trump and kemp thing reminds me of eminem and stan. In fact, its almost exactly the same as eminem and stan. kemp hey, donald, i just opened up my state. Dare me to drive . trump i said that shit just clowning, man. How bleep up is you . I seen this one shit on the news they opened bowling alleys, too. And now that think about it, oh, shift, it was you. After the break, were checking in with roy wood jr. So stick around. Well were here for you and were open. Wow. Im an original. One of a kind. You feel me . Love ya. Oop you look cute better than you . Pop my 100 allwhitemeat classic or spicy popcorn chicken combo for just 5. 99. My new bitesized, crispy popcorn chicken is so irresistible youll want them whenever, so dont resist pop em while you game, hang, or do your thing. Pop my 100 allwhitemeat classic or spicy popcorn chicken combo for just 5. 99. Trevor welcome back to the daily social distancing show. Recently, one of the fun Little Things that has been keeping people sane is videos of Celebrities Making quarantine cocktails. And you know what we thought, lets ask roy wood jr. For some of his mixology secrets. I was given the ingredients for negroni. I dont have the ingredients, but i will show you how to make a negroyid. I dont know if white people should be saying negroni. First thing, i want to you take your hennessey, throw it in the trash. Nothing good ever came from hennessey. The first thing you want to look at when making a negroniy. You have your pints, you have your rocks, or if you is had a really long day you have your pail. We want to make sure the vodka is fresh and not spoiled. Thats fresh. Ice, a little bit the vodka, just a splash or more, two splashes. A different brand of vodka, put that in as well. The next thing you want to do is going with the heavy cream or half and half, your choice. Im going with a little half and half with that. I know some of you are lactose intolerant, so you can put a little lack today on top of that. If you dont have any lack today, whiskey does the trick just the same. So lets shake. All right the drink is shook. They say youre supposed to shake this for 30 seconds. I only have five seconds worth of stamina. Im trying to get drunk. Im not trying to do a damn zumba class. Porit off ask there you go. The last and most important part is the garnish. I prefer peach mango salsa. And there you go. Here it is, the negroyni. Damn when is the bar going to be open . Gl thank you so much, roy. I hope you never quit your job. When we come back, my guests will be r b stars Kenneth Babyface edmonds and teddy riley. Stick around for that, well be right back. Keep it clean with the roomba robot vacuum. Only roomba uses 2 multisurface rubber brushes to clean all your floors. And with patented dirt detect technology, roomba finds dirt throughout your home. If its not from irobot, its not a roomba. Yeah. This moving thing never gets any easier. Well, xfinity makes moving super easy. I can transfer my internet and tv service in about a minute. Wow, that is easy. Almost as easy as having those guys help you move. We are those guys. Thats you . The truck adds 10 pounds. In the arms. Okay. Transfer your Service Online in a few easy steps. Now thats simple, easy, awesome. Transfer your service in minutes, making moving with xfinity a breeze. Visit xfinity. Com moving today. Daily social distancing show. Earlier today, i got the chance to speak to r b legends Kenneth Babyface edmonds and teddy riley, who recently broke instagram with a headtohead Live Performance of their classic hits. We talked about that, and more. So check it out. Teddy riley, babyface edmonds, thank you so much for joining us. Im not going to lie to you. Im flustered. This is everything i have grown up with, are lived with, continue to live with. I want to jump straight into talking about what happened the other night. First of all, thank you. Everyone is sitting at home, were trying to find ways to connect and create a semblance of normal life. You broke instagram in a way it has never been broken before, having a versus battle. How did you think of doing this together . Who started the conversation and how did it come to be. Well, i seen it on instaland, timberland was talking to swiss, and the conversation kind of began with l. A. And babyface. Somebody sent a message, and they said they says how about teddy riley battling babyface, or teddy riley battling babyface and l. A. . That was the last i seen of it. Then i get a call. So thats you go. So, when i heard about it, i didnt know about it to that extent. And the whole idea of battling, i wasnt necessarily for it. Just a battle, period. laughter to battle teddy to begin with. Yeah. And it was you know, l. A. And babyface, because a lot of stuff, you know, a lot of the stuff we did, i did it with l. A. , so it didnt seem right to come in here without l. A. Because it was l. A. And babyface. And although there were some things i may have done separate, but still. It became under of a thing. I guess commercially it sounded good, like teddy riley and babyface. Whats funny is the preparation for it. Yeah. Because you dont know, you know, whats of whats he going to play . I these are the songs. Okay, i have my answer written down right here. And he switched it up. And i said, oh, no. What am i going to do now . And it became a thing, and it the most important thing you wanted it to feel good. Right. So it wasnt so much about beating each other. That was part of fun of it, but it was really about whats going to feel good. So every time he played something, truly, i was like a fan. I was like, oh, man thats that one. I wish i wrote. I think i wrote it. I i think he stole it from me, actually. laughter . I say the same thing. About to occasion. When he brought that out first. I started that wrong gl you have one of the best effortless Michael Jackson impersonation i have ever heard. And you were telling the Amazing Stories that connected us to the music and the stories behind the music. You told the story of Michael Jackson and madonna. Did you ever do your Michael Jackson impression for Michael Jackson . Did he ever see you do that . Yes, i did. He said, i sound nothing like that. I dont sound like that, babyface. Gl you know what i thought was amazing as well, when this was announced on instagram, i thought man this is going to be so much fun for a generation. I wonder if you, yourselves, were shocked to see not just how many people were consuming what you were doing but the vast range of people that had been influenced by what youve created throughout your lives. Like, babyface, did you notice, like, how young some of the people were and just how the range it spanned across time . Its always a great feeling when you see people that like your music, and you see them singing and everything. But it still when, you know, when certain people come up to you and they say they know you, or they say they know a particular song. Youre like, how would you know . How could you possibly know . From every age group and every ethnicity. So this is a time where, you know, you need love. And you need to feel good. And feeling good music, whether youre groovein or whether youre nonetheless bedroom, we all want that. Yeah. Gl it felt like to me, you know, what youre saying was a feeling we were all experiencing when watching this Instagram Live with the two of us was, it was a feeling of love. It was it was a love not just for the music but for the stories that have been created with and around the music. It was a love for each other as poducers. It was a love for each other as creators. And ill stwart you, babyface, because a lot of people were intrigued by the songs you chose. Some people thought you would choose some of some of your more number one hits, and some thought you would go with mainstream songs. But you went with deep cuts. Is there a reason you chose what you did and what did it feel like to go through that journey with everyone . Well, a lot of choices were made based off of what teddy would play. laughing and i sat with l. A. And we were going over everything, trying to fig outer whats he going to play . How is he going to play it . Then we had to, you know, be conservative at the same time, because i know hes coming with the bangers towards the end. The last rounds hes going to come and start slapping me, and i didnt know if i was going to make it through it gl and, teddy, on your side . What was that like, going through your catalog, going through that experience with one of your icons and friends . The same. Thats why i asked swizz, can we do this way where i go first, and he goes second . It worked, but i think it was a good thats why i kind of wanted to go off of him. I wanted people to feel the experience. So i kept playing the slow songs till i ran out till my mind ran out. I didnt run out of slow songs. I couldnt choose from the list fast enough. Thats how i went into deep. I said, wrong choice. Gl there were a few fun moments with Instagram Live itself. Obviously, the first one had technical difficulties. The second one, youre doing something that Instagram Live wasnt really designed for. Youre trying to get music right. Youre trying to get the sound right. Do you think youll be online more or less . I dont know. Im just rolling with the waestlesz, you know. Thats what i feel like we both are doing. This is something new to us. Yes. Were technical guys, for sure gl right. But with instagram, its like another world. Youre talking abou talking aboe 35 on there. So thats kind of were kind of packed that, you know, coming on. People appreciate us being on. Uhhuh. So we appreciate it, man. Everything that we get, come our way, im so appreciative. Ultimately what came out of this was that, you know, we its so cool when you think about it that teddy and i, we made history. Yeah. And on a time when people were needing music, and needing love, we were able to deliver that and look at what we did, teddy. Yeah. Gl its an amazing way to put it. And, honestly, the one thing i can say i appreciated and i was reminded of was just gratitude. I think the one thing that struck me was not just the amount that youve given, but the way it feels like you you have enjoyed everything youve received. So thank you to both of you. I honestly hope you appreciate what did you for everybody. It was one of the most amazing experiences that i think a group of people have had together on the internet for a really long time. And i hope its not last battle, because i know there are still a lot of songs in that category. Babyface, teddy riley, thank you so much for your time today. And have a good one. Thank you. Thank you. Well, thats our show for tonight. Before we go, dont forget 26 million americans have lost their jobs and filed for unemployment which means many people around the country are struggling to find a meal right now. And you can help them. You can help them by donating to feeding america. Theyre supplying food to millions of americans every day, stay safe out there, wash your hands, and remember, water your children at least once a week. Now, here it is, your moment of zen. Siding with the protesters, as you say, and going against his own policies. It is quite remarkable. Its not exactly clear the policies its a little windy out here, andrea the attorney general was talking about general was talking about oh, my god Vancouver Court hotel. How may i help you . Hello, vancouver. This is michael scott