And prone to panic in third. And here comes does this cough mean anything . Does this cough mean anything on the outside track. And whats this . Charging from the back of the pack, maybe this will all just blow over coming on strong. Maybe this will all just blow over challenging for the lead. Oh, maybe this will all just blow over has bucked its rider and is running the other way. And its generalized anxiety by three lengths. Generalized anxiety takes the roses. Though its probably allergic. From all of me at churchill downs, im going to need another mint julep. Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, cancel culture governor Chris Christie and musical guest nathaniel with jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen oh, hi. Welcome to my perch up in the breeze. On monday, it was water. Yesterday, it was fire. So today, its the light show with stephen colbair. Im also up here among the trees, because i read on facebook that v
Jimmy all right, ready . Ready. All right, am i going to come in like its like im the guest. Jimmy unless you want to put in a dun da da dun da da or, whatever yeah, yeah. Whatever you want. I got my piano here what would the roots plays on my entrance . In Washington Heights jimmy oh welcome, welcome, linmanuel you are our very first guest for the tonight show home edition. Thank you so much for doing this and how are you dealing with everything hows everything at home everything is cool. We are doing the cool thing to do which is selfquarantining, which means we are home withe k 2yearold and so we are learning how to homeschool jimmy oh my god. I agree with shonda rimes tweet every teacher should make a billion dollars a year. Jimmy i mean, like, oh my gosh right . How hard is this . Its insane. Yeah. You know what . I mean, listen, we have incredible privilege that we have the privilege of staying home, when a lot of peoples jobs require them to go out. And so were tackling keeping
[ laughter ] seth hes hes a doctor why do you think he knows more than he does do you do this during your actual doctors appointments mr. President , it looks like you have an undigested hamburger lodged in your stomach. No, youre wrong, thats just my second heart. [ laughter ] trump probably thinks he knows more about actual doctors because this guy was his actual doctor do you remember him . The guy who looks less like a doctor, and more like hes hiding in the witness protection program. [ laughter ] the guy whose fallback job is roadie for hootie and the blowfish [ laughter ] trump probably did know more than this guy. Bad news man, looks like you got your feet where your brain should be. [ laughter ] no, i think you just have it upside down. Oh, hey i guess youre right, man. All right. Want some medicine . [ laughter ] now look, its important to be cautious and not to panic, but its also important not to ignore the advice of health professionals. Everyone should remain calm, hope f
Faithful. Youll have a butt clean enough to eat off of. So dont worry about the t. P. Shortage, come to ted bidets budget bidets and get the water up your squatter. Squatter. Stephen welcomes john oliver, and musical guest, alex ebert. With jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live onape from a safe distance, its stephen clbert stephen fire hello. Welcome to day two of my special quarantine edition of the late show with stephen colbert. Or as were calling it tonight, the flame show with stephen colburn. As you can see, ive migrated from my bathtub to my fire pit. Well eventually go through all of the elements. For a lot of americans, today is primary day. Despite the virus, americans are going out and voting. This is still a democracy. The only change is this year well be awarding the presidency to the person with the most toilet paper. Primaries were scheduled today in ohio, arizona, illinois, and florida. They should be fine. Are there any old people in florida . Theres nobody over t
Forum on efforts by the u. S. And other countries to influence in the indo pacific region. Newsom delivered the annual state of the state address in sacramento. He spoke about the States Economic growth, climate change. This is 45 minutes. Parks thank you. Thank you everybody. Thank you. Thank you. You know how long these things go. Why dont we sit down . I am tempted to make some being lieutenant governor. Introduction. Your madam pro tem, members of the legislature. Thank you once again for the privilege of this podium. Traditionally, this is where governors stand before you and isort the state of our state strong and getting stronger. Largely, that is still true. Are americas coming attraction. My nearly every metric, the state is not just thriving but in many instances leading the country. Conspiring the nation. We remain the fifth largest enjoyingn the world, 118 consecutive months of job growth. 4 million Small Businesses call more than half flows toe capital california companies