The articles turn to stone, and democracy crumbles into the sea. Maybe next crime. That sucks. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight signed, sealed, impeached plus, stephen welcomes andrew yang. Abby mcenany. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape at the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen whoo hey how are ya . I like it i like it cheers and applause band playing nice thank you very much so kind, yeah. Were good. Were good. Thank you very much. Welcome one and all, ladies and gentlemen, in here, out there, all around the world to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. And it is cheers and applause an historic day in anmerica, because today, the house of representatives formally sent articles of impeachment to the senate to begin the trial of donald j. Trump. cheers and applause ive got all the details for you in tonights don and the giant impeach. They got me, they got me laughter stephen
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Picture here. Dow jones industrials down 66, s p lower up, actually, by 5, the nasdaq is a bit higher, and stronger, up by 90 points. Its no wonder that traders are having a tough time deciding which direction to go, green or red. The Paycheck Protection Program just ran out of cash a few hours ago. Gone. Former ubs chairman robert wolf and round out savings bank ceo Sheryl Bowers weigh in on what happens to businesses at the back of the rescue fund line. What if they need the money still and whats going to happen to them . The number is staggering. 22 million americans now on the unemployment line as the workfromhome environment hits a major speed bump. The ceo of virtual headhunter upward is here on the new challenges of helping people find remote jobs as more and more companies let them loose. And the Hotel Industry was really among the first to be absolutely hammered by the coronavirus crisis. Strong leadership in troubled times is a premium but Remington Hotels just got a new ceo
Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert dems the break week 2020. Candidates gone but not forgotten, except the ones weve forgotten. Tonight, all hail breaks loose. And stephen makes a new lord of the rings trilogy. Plus stephen welcomes senator Kamala Harris, and musical guest, Lady Antebellum. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hello happy thursday. Please have a seat, everybody. Thank you so much. Welcome, one and all to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. And it is cheers and applause and you can feel the excitement. Everybody is so excited about day five of the live impeachment hearings. Yeah. The witnesses have been compelling. E ated wt the whistleblower said, but the people on the tv say the whole thing has one problem the issue keeps on being kind of complicated for people to follow. Has this gotten too confusing for the American People . T
Trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in thank you for coming out cheers and applause wow this is great thank you thank you thank you take a seat, everybody lets do in thing, im trevor noah our guest tonight is an author and activist whose new book is called hood feminism Mikki Kendall is joining us cheers and applause also on tonights show, joe biden makes a sphriez surprising friend. Jaboukie youngwhite tells us how to stop corona and donald trump might actually be a genius. Lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with the democratic primary race. As i like to call it too old, too furious. laughter its down to Bernie Sanders and joe biden, and tomorrow could be the day we find out whos going all the way. Former Vice President joe biden and senator Bernie Sanders are both in michigan today ahead of tomorrows president ial contest. Six states will hold votes for 352 the delegates. Of those, michigan is the big prize, the most delegates, 12