Look at him. He looks like a 5yearold coming to the sidelines during a soccer practice. Did you see me, mom . I ran over there, and then i ran over there, and then i scored a goal. Okay, im going to go back. Former White House Communications director Anthony Scaramucci is reportedly in talks with publishers about a book chronicling his tenure in the white house. A book . [ laughter ] you were there for ten days. At best you could release a fortune cookie. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] north korean state media today called President Trump a coward for canceling his visit to the Demilitarized Zone during his trip to asia. Listen, President Trump is a lot of things, but a coward is just one of those things. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] republicans republicans are reportedly hoping that President Trump will pressure alabama senator candidate roy moore to drop out of the race, and roy moore still might not drop out, but at least hell know what its like to be pressured by an o
In hollywood award season is in fill bloom nominations for Academy Awards came out today, nominees you know, a lot of people didnt think i was going to make it, they were wrong. I am hosting the oscars again this year. [ cheers and applause ] and i have to say something. Im excited. I cant wait to see who accidentally wins best picture. Most went to water 13 nods, best picture, best director and Outstanding Achievement in fish penis design im glad shape of water got so many nominations finally hollywood is recognizing a monster other than harvey weinstein. I think thats great. [ cheers and applause ] members of the weinstein family here tonight . Is that what happened . There are a lot of familiar face as among the nominees, meryl streep nominated for 21st time. Denzel washington for his ninth oscar nomination, and im not even sure he was in a movie this year. Thats how good he was. For the first time a woman was nominated for best s cinematography. We have fifth africanamerican nomina
In hollywood award season is in fill bloom nominations for Academy Awards came out today, nominees you know, a lot of people didnt think i was going to make it, they were wrong. I am hosting the oscars again this year. [ cheers and applause ] and i have to say something. Im excited. I cant wait to see who accidentally wins best picture. Most went to water 13 nods, best picture, best director and Outstanding Achievement in fish penis design im glad shape of water got so many nominations finally hollywood is recognizing a monster other than harvey weinstein. I think thats great. [ cheers and applause ] members of the weinstein family here tonight . Is that what happened . There are a lot of familiar face as among the nominees, meryl streep nominated for 21st time. Denzel washington for his ninth oscar nomination, and im not even sure he was in a movie this year. Thats how good he was. For the first time a woman was nominated for best s cinematography. We have fifth africanamerican nomina
Like it does every day. And nothing really happened, which was strange. And then i realized oh, yeah, the reason its quiet is because donald trump is on a plane right it felt like skull island after they abducted king kong. President trump is on his way to davos, switzerland for the to s ratist. Hes there to meet with other world leaders, to give a speech and there judging the swiss miss trump plans to tell the world that america is open for business. And who better to make that declaration than a man who declared bankr according to a new poll, the majority of americans dont trust President Trump with the nuclear button. 52 of the public say theyre worried the president might launch a Nuclear Attack for no good reason. I just wonder who are the 48 not worried. I wick i could be that relaxed. I wouldnt trust donald trump with a belly button. The fact that someone is even conducting a poll asking whether or not the president shouk trusted with Nuclear Weapons is a reason to take those Nu
States. Its funny. We were in the office today, just kind of hanging out, waiting for something to happen like it does every day. And nothing really happened, which was strange. And then i realized oh, yeah, the reason its quiet is because donald trump is on a plane right now. Hes out of the country. Hes in the air so he cant [ applause ] it felt like skull island after they abducted king kong. President trump is on his way to davos, switzerland for the World Economic forum. Hell only be there for a night, but that should be plenty of time for him to Say Something ratist. Hes there to meet with other world leaders, to give a speech and there judging the swiss Miss Universe pageant. Really the best pageant because the women come with mini marshmallows and theyre delicious. Trump plans to tell the world that america is open for business. And who better to make that declaration than a man who declared bankruptcy six different times. According to a new poll, the majority of americans dont