Guests Shaquille Oneal Jacqueline Novak musical guest lil baby and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1181 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much what a crowd i missed you happy 2020, everybody, hey [ cheers and applause welcome to the tonight show. I want to wish everyone a happy new year i saw that for 2020, a lot of people are making the resolution to drink more water [ light laughter ] thats why for the last six days, college kids have woken up next to a pile of empty coors lights [ laughter ] this is fun. I saw that people ar participating in the 2020 tipping challenge you hear about this . Its where you tip waiters 20. 20 in honor of the new year waiters heard that and theyre like, thats great, except your bill was 500. [ laughter ] lets get to some news the big stories, everything going on with iran a little scary but on the bright side, its the first time trumps ever said i and ran in the same sent
That former National Security adviser john bolton has been invited to congress. He was fired last month by trump, so that will be a fun one. Today they heard from the deputy secretary of state who fingered Rudy Giuliani in a smear chain. I didnt mean that literal laly but who knows with these people. You know how trump claims they released an exact transcript of his phone call . Not exactly exact according to Lieutenant Colonel alexander vindman. He said the transcript we saw left out keywords and phrases. He said the transcript the white house released was missing crucial details like trump asking about recordings of joe biden, president zelinsky mentioning the company hunter biden worked for, and all the times the president burned into his mcflurry. He also told congress he believed there was a quid pro quo and the president was personally blocking military aid to ukraine to force them to investigate the bidens, his opponent. And as if that wasnt enough, the ukrainians sent a delegat
Times a year to check out the smoke alarm in the greenroom. Also, jim gaffigan and dave salmony is here. He brought a menagerie of creatures, including a striped skunk. I think its a skunk, either that, or im smelling snoops dressing room. He also brought what is called a great alligator turtle. I googled it. It should be fighting mothra in japan. Theres dave right there. Hey, dave, whats this animal . This is a finnic fox whose name is bob. Jimmy bob the fox. Does he know how many Instagram Likes he could get . Anything cute like this, he gets lots of likes. Jimmy thats dave salmony. You know, President Trump took a field trip to bask in the glow of workers at a petrochemicals plant. He was there to talk energy. And of course immediately steered the conversation from energy to himself. And we make a lot of jokes about this president , but its important to remember just how much hes sacrificed for the good of us. This thing is costing me a fortune being president. Somebody said oh, he
Times a year to check out the smoke alarm in the greenroom. Also, jim gaffigan and dave salmoni is here. He brought a menagerie of creatures, including a striped skunk. I think its a skunk, eith that, or im smelling snoops dressing room. He also brought what is called a alligator turtle. I googled it. It should be fighting mothra in japan. Theres dave right there. Hey, dave, whats this animal . This is a fennec fox whose name is bob. Jimmy bob the fox. Does he know how many Instagram Likes he could get . Anything cute like this, he gets lots of likes. Jimmy thats dave salmoni. You know, President Trump took a field trip to bask in the glow of workers at a petrochemicals plant. He was there to talk energy. And of course immediately steered the conversation from energy to himself. And we make a lot of jokes about this president , but its important to remember just how much hes sacrificed for the good of us. This thing is costing me a fortune being president. Somebody said oh, he might ha
Because [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the stars 2k3w58g9sere into hollywood from their god for saken countries to judge us, and for some reason we allow it. We even celebrate it. There are always surprises with the Golden Globes. This was one for her role in the marvelous mrs. Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan won for best actress. [ cheers and applause ] i was going to make a joke about i never heard of her or the show, but it sounds like shes very popular. Doesnt brosnahan sound like Pierce Brosnan married like someone named callahan and they and on hand to receive the cecil b. Demille award was none other than Oprah Winfrey, who delivered a powerful speech. A speech so powerful that all day long people have been asking if oprah will run for president , which at this point wouldnt president be a demotion for oprah . I feel like it would. Now that we have donald trump, everything seems possible. And while you dont want talk like this to get out of hand, the eevgs network last night was fortuna