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In hollywood award season is in fill bloom nominations for Academy Awards came out today, nominees you know, a lot of people didnt think i was going to make it, they were wrong. I am hosting the oscars again this year. [ cheers and applause ] and i have to say something. Im excited. I cant wait to see who accidentally wins best picture. Most went to water 13 nods, best picture, best director and Outstanding Achievement in fish penis design im glad shape of water got so many nominations finally hollywood is recognizing a monster other than harvey weinstein. I think thats great. [ cheers and applause ] members of the weinstein family here tonight . Is that what happened . There are a lot of familiar face as among the nominees, meryl streep nominated for 21st time. Denzel washington for his ninth oscar nomination, and im not even sure he was in a movie this year. Thats how good he was. For the first time a woman was nominated for best s cinematography. We have fifth africanamerican nominated for best director and kobe bryant is tallest person ever nominated for a short. Got nominated for a show that could be the best thing we could see. Wonder woman got shut out. Steven spielberg lefthand off the list. Left off the list. So back to Training Program for him. Hard to call these snubs. I think these were deserving. But i think they missed this picture, it was the best picture of 2017 [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats right. Donald trump the president of the United States starring directly into the eclipse. [ laughter ] you know, according to the Washington Post Robert Mueller special counsel wants to interview president trump. We learned hes interviewed fbi director james comey and jeff sessions, main thing will get him to answer questions between bites of cheese burger. They should make this interview a payperview event. It two definitely make enough f. Money to pay for the stupid wall. Right. Its not clear if they will talk in person if they do could be an opportunity to catch trump lying under oath opposed to into a camera, microphone or in a tweet like usual. If i was Robert Mueller if i was asking questions 50ids aid ask does the comb over. Are you bringing it to the back to the front or kind of twirling. Will remind you youre under oath. Meanwhile the saga of donald trump and porn star dan yes, maam all of a sudden, Melania Trump cancelled the trip tomorrow due to scheduling and logistical issues and because she hates him [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so i guess her plan was to stay back in the white house to keep digging the escape tunnel she has hidden behind a poster of tom sellecelek i thought was interesting. Yesterday was their 13th wedding anniversary. Neither the president or first lady mentioned that publicly in anyway. Im sure he just forgot, how many anniversaries to how many wives can one man keep track of [ applause ] melania is not heading to switzerland this weekend she is about to take an amazing journey we can all share with her on monday night on abc. Next week on the bachelor. Were in fort lauderdale, its amazing. Cheers. I feel hes falling for me like im falling for him. Hes just a man who knows what he wants. Hes just a good dude. Thats why im falling for him. Hes a gentleman. We have a great relationship and i think thats a very important. I dont want to change him he doesnt want to change me. Its obvious shes just trying to save herself. Shes cheesy when she does speeches. If you could dream it you could become it. He is playing her like a fiddle man. Crystal. Oh, my god. Dont feel sorry for me. I i can handle everything. Ladies im sorry you did not receive a rose say goodbye. Oh, poor melania, dont feel sorry for me. Its all coming up next week on the bachelor. Dont feel sorry for her. According to cnn they match trump to canadians for 2020 assuming we get to 2020 said Bernie Sanders and open trump trailing by 17 and trailing sanders by 13 points was said trump would lose to sanders 54 to 42 , not just Bernie Sanders he would lose to colonel sandersers. Dion santders. The sanneders you hire outside home depot to work on your deck. Op former president george w. Bush is on a roll. Favorability rating at 64 almost double than when he left office. Gee wonder why that was. Im sure well look back fondly on the Trumps Administration after screech tooz. According to vanity fair president is looking to replace kelly. Told a friend kelly is quote another nut job who thinks hes running things and the white house doesnt have room for two nut jobs. They call general kelly because he is trying to run a tight ship to bring order and the order trump wants to bring to the white house is the one from kfc and right on q he tweeted so john kelly what hes got about three months. Yeah. Who would have gemsuessed a man famous for firing people would continue to fire people all the time. They could replace john kelly with r basketball they could replace john kelly with r. Kelly and no one would notice. By the way remember when hawaii got a text saying a nuke was on the way and then 38 minutes later said was false alarm. Well theres explanation. The governor knew the alert was false within 2 minutes but 15 minutes before retweeting from the Emergency Management agency. Why did it take 15 minutes to get official word out. I have to confess i dont know my twitter account gone and the password so certainly thats one of the changes i made. [ laughter ] okay. [ applause ] the other big change is ive started to wear shoes to work. This is what happens when you eat too much shaved ice. It makes your brain freeze. Ill make it easy the password should be the street you live on plus the name of your dog so for you kahoona the bounty hunter. A 17yearold student is the first to debunk the alert, he beat hawaiian officials he tweeted the kids name is william hiler, not only is he kind of a hero but the only 17yearold in america that still uses a phone book. [ applause ] as i announced shape of water led the nominations with 13, only made 30 million in the United States, so to help to give you a head start on your oscar pool heres yaya giving his take talking about the years most nominated movie, the shape of water. Hi its me, iya, i talk about the new movie, oscar movie. The movie behind me is called sheep of water you know its about a guy that live under the ocean, the military take the fish guy. This creature is intelligent capable of language. Is a director for that movie germo not guillermo from jimmy kimmel, but the guy who does a lot of movie, like the guy with the cow. Look like you dont know anything. And the black lady, oxa fend with the three movies. The bad guy michael shen is in the bathroom in that movie he do pees in front of the lady and come out and into wash his hand. I saw in big restaurant, i dont want to say the name, people come out dont wash your hand, man, you eat with your hand, wash it. Okay. They have all the movie for the fish guy, for blue lagoon. And fish guy got sex with her in the bathtub in the bathroom and that tom hanks love the fish woman. She half fish and half person. The movies name is splat i dont know how you can only love, that one i dont know how he can love, because shes closed. Go watch the movie. Good luck. Freshman button up. Incomprehensivable. When we come back cousin sal drives a very nice woman crazy so stick around. New year, new phones for the family. Join tmobile, and when you buy one of the latest samsung phones get a Samsung Galaxy s8 free. Plus, unlimited family plans come with netflix included. So, you can watch all your netflix favorites on your new samsung phones. 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She does a good job but shes from russia and im not saying shes a spy or anything but you never know. I have business coming through here and its sensitive so i have to get rid of her, but so, you have to get rid of her. Because i cant do it. Shes going to go nuts on me. Svellana come in here please. This is brook. Shed like to talk to you. Its okay. Im going to go back to practicing guitar. Why because i speak better . Its weird now. I understand we didnt finish our conversation. Okay. Svellana sponge the aquarium. Okey doky. Whats up. As far as whats the reason . I didnt really think it through. You probably shouldnt bring up the russia thing. You know. I will be more than happy to sit here and be a witness to it. I worked with hr. Oh, my god this is great. This is more than i asked for. Svellana, great, brook has something to tell you. No i just break the ice ill pick it up and then jump in. This is your territory i dont even so brook wants to say a little something. Maybe sit here svellana well do it together. This got more complicated than i hoped for. Its okay. So you do a great job you really do, thats why what brook has to say is difficult. Not what i have to say no. Its not going to be easy on any of us really. Probably hardest on you. You need me to clean for you, i clean for you. This is great you can go clean for brook. But someone you wont be cleaning for uh go ahead. Yeah i think hes going to be looking else where for. Yeah. But but. Brook is letting you go. I its not me. What did i do to you . You didnt do anything to me im just here no, no, you didnt do anything to her she just thought it was time to let you go. Its not me. I just came here. I dont even know whats going on. Shes okay. Im not all right. Not all right. Not good. You clean . No, shes not cleaning. She does the firing. Shes like a job assassin. I swear im not. No okay so now what typically in hr where do we go from here with this . With the other families you have you go to them too . No you dont have to fire her from them. To hell with you. I go get stuff. You give me ride to bus. Oh, thats nice you give her a nice ride to the bus. Thank you. That was excellent. You nailed it. Thank you. That was really good. You really did work in hr for a while. Wait a minute you have my rake in there. I dont have your rake. All right i dont want her stealing my stuff. I bring my rake. Thats mine actually im going to need it. No, no, no. No. No. There. Take rake. Come on, brook. We go pick up. You know i think you should call her a ride. I think if you could get her to the bus this would work. I mean thats a long walk for her to the bus. Bye. Keep broom i dont care. Is that your car shes loading up there. Its locked. Its locked can you gist open it for her. No im not going to do that. Okay what if i want you to say hi to jimmy kimmel right now. [ laughter ] what if i want you to do that. I can do that. Sorry brook. Thank you cousin sal. Oh, hes not here. Wherever you are cousin sal, thanks. Tonight sarah hyland. And music from ajr. And now, right on time, heres jimmy kimmel. Jimmy tonight on the show, music from ajr, sarah hyland is here and well be right back with aaron paul. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by chex mix, the ultimate crowd pleaser. This is debbie. She has. Fomo mmhm. Because she doesnt have sprint unlimited that now includes hulu. Wait, what am i missing . Who is that . Thats the you who has sprint and hulu and can stream the shows everyones talking about. And uh. She got rid of her fomo. I also got rid of that boyfriend. That works for me. Whoa . What are you watching . Ooh that looks funny. avo be a smarter you. Switch to sprint and get the best price for unlimited. For people with hearing loss, now with hulu. Visit sprintrelay. Com. Who did this to you. My mom. Lyrics oohoo child lyrics things are gonna get easier. 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Please join us for that [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is the youngest actor ever to win three emmys awards, and that includes Michael Jackson and the olsen twins. You name it. His show is called the path. Season 3 is available now on hulu. Please welcome aaron paul. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how you doing . Great man, great to see you. Jimmy great to see you too and congratulations. You and your wife expecting a baby any minute [ cheers and applause ] a little baby girl. Im over the moon excited. Skbr. Jimmy i would think so because youre generally over excited person. I know you love babies because when my wife and i had a daughter i originally sent pictures but thought you wanted us to stop sending them. I had to put you back onto photo stream that was a rare quality for a man by the way. I love baby joies. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i have a picture of you, you with the baby from breaking bad. Thats baby holley. Yeah, shes pretty wrecked right there. Jimmy yeah, in general its bad form to give the baby cigarettes, at least in the mouth. In the ear its okay. Youre not going to want to do this with your real daughter. No. Jimmy have you been going to classes, reading books, studying. Kinds of. We got a dula. Jimmy oh, you did, okay. Do you know what a dula is . Jimmy yes. I had no idea what a dula was but shes teaching us some st f stuff. Jimmy you know what it is its there to replace you. I learned that really quickly. Jimmy all of the stuff husbands should do she steps in and takes care of. She is teaching me things. Never say the word relaxed. Jimmy really . Yeah and never say the word breathe. Jimmy relax i understand. People get upset when theyre not relaxed and you ask them to rel relax. She said my wife would likely hit me if i do. Jimmy is she telling what you to do or what not to do. Just what not to do. She goes just prepare yourself. I helped to deliver over 600 babies and 100 of the time the mother of the baby delivering absolutely hates the part. Jimmy really . I will tell you something thats never happened with me. It might be her thats the common denominator. Maybe. Yeah my wife promises me that shiez going to be fine. Jimmy i bet youre wife will be perfectly pleasant an the and nice if shes not you will forgive her and forget it. Of course. Jimmy on saturday it happened to be the tenth anniversary of the First Episode of breaking bad. [ cheers and applause ] yeah its so wild. Jimmy yeah. I cant believe its been ten years. Jimmy i cant believe it has been ten years either. Were so much older. Jimmy jess ewas supposed to be killed off in the first season right. Yeah that was thank god that didnt happen. Jimmy thank god. Not even the season finale, it was going to be towards the e67 endeavor endeav end of the season. Jimmy did vince tell you that. He told me near the end of the season he goes i want to let you know we were going to kill you often at the end of the season which had two episodes and i panicked of course but he said that completely changed once we got picked up. Jimmy wow do you feel it was because they like you or they literally were sticking to a plan. I think i kind of changed their minds. Jimmy how often do people mention the show to you. Every day, which is great. Jimmy are people still cursing at you. Every day. I said this before but i think ive been called bitch more than anyone on the planet. Jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] easily. Think about it. Im proud of that. Jimmy its like youre living with rick james at all times. Well this is going to be a thing now youre going to have a baby doubt who are eventually will be a year old then two years old, if you see aaron on the street stop calling him birch, dont call him bitch when his daughter is around. Its been ten years people. 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You know i dream about it every night. Moonlight. I cant even open mail because of all of the envelopes. And worse part they want me to do it again. What do i do. I dont welcome to ireland. Its not just something we say when you arrive. The warmth of an irish welcome stays with you long after you leave. So come on over. Well give you the inside track. And let you into some Little Secrets that will take you back through history, bring our landscapes to life, and make your evenings last longer. Welcome to ireland. Speaking of raising your son here, forest will need to be embraced. What . You were. Sarah was. Your children. Russell its a act of commitment. A gesture of humility. Submission. Those are my terms. And those are your consequences. Thats aaron paul. The path. Thats a fun show to do. And its a good show. Your character is the leader of the cult. Well, religious movement, no, its a cult, definitely 100 a cult. Jimmy when youre in a cult you want to be the leader hes the only one having any fun. Its great. The first season he was trying to run away in this movement because he wasnt buying anything they were selling and everything was pulling him back in and now hes leading the whole damn thing. Jimmy not that this is a culttype situation but i know youre a great ad merer of elon musk the guy behind tesla, spacex, hes probably a genius. I truly think he is, you know, probably the most important entrepreneur on the planet. And you had an encounter with him, did you seek him out or did he seek you out . God i wish he seeked me out. I seeked him out. I actually just wanted to see if i could get a look behind the velvet curtains of spacex so i was connected with his assistant, actually, so she invited me down to spacex and gave me this whole tour and at the end of the tour she just brought me to elons cubicle. He has a cubicle . Yeah its a little bigger than the other cubicles. Jimmy like on the open floor. Yeah theres no door. Jimmy so hes not a genius then for sure. But his whole theory is if you have something to say just say it. I dont want a door to close you off. Jimmy i see. What if hes like shopping for a pair of shoes on zappos and doesnt want everyone knowing. I think hes okay with it. Hes such a mad genius. I had no idea i was going to meet with him. I sat with him and he was very engaged with what we were talking about but you could tell that he was thinking about a thousand other things at once. Jimmy oh, really . Yeah. Jimmy yeah. It was so bizarre. I knew he was listening but also knew he was thinking about so many other things. Jimmy you sure you just didnt imagine that and he wasnt just thinking about lunch. Maybe. Jimmy what did you he say to you and you say to him . I dont remember. But honestly after sitting and talking to him i realize im now convinced hes an alien. I really what other answer is there. Jimmy he is an alien, right. Wheres he from. I dont know. No. Hes from south africa. Jimmy so hes alien to our country by the way if he was alien dont know if he would pick the name elon because when he did, hed be like i named myself elon isnt that close to alien how stupid are you. Do you think if i was human i would be in a cubicle. Im a billionaire. I sent him a tweet off our meeting, the world wants to know are you an alien and he responded saying, no im not but i used to. Jimmy well that makes no sense at all. Yeah. Jimmy well its very good to see you. Always. Jimmy wish you the best of luck you and your wife and the baby. Aaron paul season 3 of the path is available now on hulu. Well be right back with sarah hyland. Chilis made some major fajita improvements chicken and steak for just 10. 99 48 more meat, 10. 99 please sing it with us its 10. 99 chilis is back baby back baby back mmhmm oh baby chilis is back baby back baby back new year, new phones for the family. 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She plays haley dunphy on modern family. Watch it wednesday nights on abc. Please say hello to sarah hyland. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i like that shirt. Thanks, i love this shirt. Jimmy i love it too actually if i was a woman thats the shirt id wear. My big fat stomach would be hanging out the bottom. Thats why i wear track pants. Jimmy i see. Er i was just talking to aaron paul about breaking bad youve been on nearly 200 episodes, right. Yeah, yeah, its crazy. Jimmy do you remember the First Episode the pilot when you shot it. Do you remember anything about that. I was 18 years old and just moved to l. A. And we filmed everything on location. We were filming at a house in hollywood for mission cam when they revealed the baby like simba and i went to my managers house he had this cute dog that was licking my upper thigh i love dogs so i dont care, you cant lick me anywhere, so then i get to set and i look down, haley always wore these denim mini skirts all of season one and had hives all over my legs like small pox i was like what am i going to do, it looked like my leg was burned. Jimmy you were allergic to dog spit. Guess so. Jimmy never knew that before. Maybe it was just that one dog, it was a lot. Jimmy did you fire the manager. No i love him, hi ritchie. Jimmy thats remarkable. Your tv mom told me you love renaissance fairs if thats true why . Why not . Who doesnt law renaissance f r fair fai faires, you get to drink all the beer, eat turkey lepgs. Jimmy i can have that at home. Voluntarily push all your parts in a corset. Jimmy that part i would enjoy. But people screaming hazah at you in a festive way. Im one of those people. Jimmy do you dress up. Yes, i do. I have a fake dragon puppet for my shoulder. Jimmy what . Really. I know. Im such a nerd. I like, love game of thrones i have a whole closet dedicated to weird things. Game of thrones, walking dead, disney closet. Glad you guys like it. Jimmy so what is it outfits or. Everything, like animal onesy y. Jimmy what is that, like youre dressing like a panther. A panther that would be cool. Jimmy what do you mean by animal onesy. Like the big onesy. Jimmy like the sex perveerts. No with the hole in the mouth not like that. These are very Family Friendly animal onesies. Jimmy where do you wear these things. Recently, so i wore them for christmas we got the whole family oncesies and everything and eastly my girlfriend ashley turned 30 so i threw a dirty 30 sleep over so we wore onesies and had a penis pinata. Jimmy what was in the penis pin ata. Little alcohol bottles and condoms and penis gummy candies. Jimmy so you had breakable glass in the penis pinata. No like the plastic stuff. Jimmy whats your boyfriend think when he sees you hitting a penis pin yachta hard as you can with a stick. Its probably one of my ploys, like, be careful. You know what i can do with a pinata. Jimmy your boyfriend was on the bachelorette and on bachelor in paradise. Hes the bartender. Jimmy why wasnt he the mix. Because he was the bartender. He was doing that before we started dating and i was like oh, my gosh thats genius you get to be part of it but have an ac hotel room but be just watch drama and make drinks all day. Thats awesome. Jimmy how is it possible they cant seem to couple any of the contestants on these shows but with you were from a different abc show and now youre a couple. How did this happen . The internet. Jimmy oh, really . Yeah. Have you seen those memes of like slide into the dms. That. Jimmy who slid into whose dms. He slid into my dms. Jimmy you were following him. I was following him. We tweeted each other because i thought he was funny and he was a fan of the show. Jimmy and hes like okay here we go. So i saw him as the bartender and i was like thats really cute and i was single and i was like this is really awesome. I was like youre being very forward and its sexy and not aggressive, very confident and sexy. I like that. Jimmy forward in what way. Like next time in l. A. Im taking you out for drinks and tacos, thats like, i love tacos. Oh, does he know you love tacos. I dont know he loved tacos, it was his thing, lets see if she likes tacos. Jimmy what are the odds of two people that love tacos. This is incredible. No but we have an obsession with tacos. Jimmy this is a marriage made in mexico right guillermo. Oh, yeah, tacos and tequila. Jimmy have you watched the bar lore together. We have. Jimmy did you ask him all of the secrets of the bachelor. I actually never asked him about that. Jimmy can we x. Call him. Like phone a friends. Exactly. Jimmy well congratulations. Im glad a relationship came out of this show. Unfortunately believable it happened in modern family its still great. Its great. Its happening everywhere. Jimmy the show is super funny. Its modern family airs wednesdays at 9pm on abc. And we shall return with music from ajr. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Sorry. I cant make it. Its just my eczema again, but its fine. Yeah, its fine. You ok . Eczema. Its fine. Hey hi arent you hot . Eczema again . Its fine. I saw something the other day. Eczema exposed. Your eczema could be something called atopic dermatitis, which can be caused by inflammation under your skin. Maybe you should ask your doctor . Go to eczemaexposed. Com to learn more. But it feels like another life yeah, im trying to stay strong hey but sometimes i realize that the further i go the more that i know that i want to go home [ snorting ] when you and your money are treated with respect, you prosper. And at Santander Bank respect adds up. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy i want to thank aaron paul, sarah hyland and apologize to matt damon. We ran out of time for him. Nightline is next. But first, their album is called the click. Here with the song sober up, ajr [ cheers and applause ] hello hello im not where im supposed to be i hope that youre missing me cause it makes me feel young hello hello last time that i saw your face was recess in second grade and it made me feel young wont you help me sober up growing up it made me numb and i want to feel something again wont you help me sober up all the big kids they got drunk and i want to feel something again ah ah ahh wont you help me feel something again hows it go again [ cheers and applause ] goodbye goodbye i said to my bestest buds we said that wed keep in touch and we did our best all my new friends we smile at party time but soon we forget to smile at anything else wont you help me sober up growing up it made me numb and i want to feel something again wont you help me sober up all the big kids they got drunk and i want to feel something again ah ah ahh wont you help me feel something again hows it go again hows it go again hows it go again my favorite color is you youre vibrating out my frequency my favorite color is you you keep me young and thats how i wanna be my favorite color is you youre vibrating out my frequency my favorite color is you you keep me young and thats how i wanna be hello hello im not where im supposed to be i hope that youre missing me cause it makes me feel young hello hello last time that i saw your face was recess in second grade and it made me feel young and i want to feel something again i just want to feel something again hows it go again wont you help me sober up growing up it made me numb and i want to feel something again wont you help me sober up all the big kids they got drunk and i want to feel something again my favorite color is you wont you help me feel something again my favorite color is you can i finally feel something again hows it go again [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. Tonight, trump country. Meet the neighbors in the most protrump county in america. With some opinions you wouldnt expect. I think hes a bafoon a blow hard. But voting with family, freedom and taxes on their mind. Voting for him helped me and my own out and thats who i have to look out for. After a year in office, did the president live up to their hopes . Plus oscars, so out. Gget out. Get out. Get out. Its the low

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