And then, like clockwork, even though i dont know how clocks work, the same terrifying sky fire. Is there no way to distract myself from this endless loop of sky fire and sweat pants . I got it oh, yeah, theyre definitely not allowed to be up on that bed. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, curve your enthusiasm. Plus stephen welcomes ibram x. Kendi and Patton Oswalt, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a colbert stephen are you going to be glad when we dont do this anymore or are you going to miss it . Ill miss it did. Stephen im going to miss it, too. Its been lovely. Welcome to a late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Hey, remember when the coronavirus was magically going to disappear in april . Well, its june 25, and yesterday new coronavirus cases in the u. S. Soared to their highest singleday total. No no we cant go backwards. Its been such a long journey. This is like if frodo went all the way to mount doom, was about to throw the ring in
Alameda counties. 168 new positive cases, biggest increase since the start of this. And santa clara still clara a track to open later this week. Been frustrating. Waiting since march 16th. Billions of dollars on the table, time left for businesses to sign up for Paycheck Protection Program runs out tomorrow night. Good evening. San quentin is center of the outbreak, more than 1,000 inmates and 100 Staff Members infected. There is a court order to test all by next monday its so bad. Kate larsen. Scared. Reporter spoke to us by phone about her 29yearold son who is inmate at san quentin and tested positive for covid19. Taking his temperature, only doing it every three days he was saying. Its like they dont care, not giving him cleaning supplies, letting him take showers, hes using bar soap to wash his walls. Reporter cases exploded, 29 of the inmates and staff have tested possible. California Department Says that i gave inmates masks, are monitoring sanitation and hygiene and modified sho
Post as head of the biomedical authority, and replaced with the guy who makes trumps omelets at maralago. This was a scary hearing today. He warned us the window is closing to address the pandemic. Unless that window is a drive through window at kfc theres no way trumps going to bother. Bright said if we dont get our act together the United States could be headed for the darkest winter in modern history. The good news is hes saying we might make it to winter. The doctor was watching and stopped on the lawn to talk about him. I dont know him. I never met him. I dont want to meet him. And he looks like an angry, disgruntled employee. Who frankly, according to some people, didnt do a very good job. Jimmy thats right. I dont know him, never met him, but he sucks. At this point, does he have any not disgruntled employees . Bright pushed back on the president when he was pushing this hydroxychloroquine as a miracle drug. It has been proven it is not a miracle drug but it seems someone forgot
About it. Youll not only get whats written in the book but also exclusive outtakes. So visit audible and download john boltons book as sung by michael bolton. St its a late show with tonight justice is flynnnished. Plus, stephen welcomes jon stewart featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen lets it. Okay, lets do it. Thank you, thank you for your burst of energy. Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Hey, do you guys remember Michael Flynn . Its been a long, strange saga, so let me catch you up. Jim . Previously on Michael Flynn Michael Flynn resigning after the shortest tenure ever in that post. Retired general Michael Flynn pleaded guilty today to lying to the f. B. I. Flynns attorneys tonight filing a motion to withdraw his guilty plea. The other side of the Michael Flynn story, the judge proceed with possible prosecution. Dont you ever go after my bleep husband and now tonights episode of Michael F
Positively in another sense. So this morning i tested positively toward the negative, right . So, no, i tested perfectly this morning, meaning i tested negative which makes me wonder, exactly how deep do they push that swab . President trump yesterday congratulated his daughter tiffany on twitter for graduating from law school, which is actually kind of a sweet way to say, i dont have your number. President trump today visited a ford factory in michigan that is building ventilators amid the coronavirus pandemic and after plenty of begging, they let him put a mud flap on one. Thats right, President Trump visited a ford factory that is building ventilators amid the coronavirus pandemic then hell most likely visit fox news where theyre building hyperventilators hyperventilators according to reports, republican political operatives are looking for extremely protrump doctors to make Television Appearances recommending that the u. S. Open as quickly as possible though its maybe hard to find