Their inauguration speech one of unity and positive vision, and you would hope the 45t 45th president would have brought some of that, but it turns out hope was the exact wrong thing to have. Americas infrastructure has fallen into disrepair and decay. One by one, the factory shuttered and left our shores. Mothers and children trapped in poverty, rusted out factors, scattered like tombstones across the landscape, and the crime, and the gangs, and the drugs, we all bleed the same red blood the ravages, destroying, ripped, robbed our country. This american carnage stops right here and stops right now. Trevor did anybody have carnage, blood and decay on their inauguration speech bingo card . Did anybody have that . Yeah, yeah . Is that the first five minutes of a presidency or a terminator movie . What is that . Blood and decay. The bones. laughter you know, no matter how we feel about today, at least we know how trump will remember it. January 20th, 2017, will be remembered as the day th
And milked for our semen. Eric, were so far from home. We arent gonna see home again, babe. Were gonna make it. Theres no turning back. Do you really think theres hope . Yes. I do. February 20th, 2017. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york. This is the daily show with trevor noah. Last night, the first and last first black president of the United States said his goodbye to the 20,000 of his closest friends. And you could tell obama was really the president of millenials because the entire speech seemed like one giant subtweet. If something needs fixing then lace up your shoes and do some organizing. If youre tired of arguing with strangers on the internet, try talking with one of them in real life. I dont say this often, but i do not agree with the president. Do not meet people that youve argued with on the internet. It will end with you bleeding in an alley. Dont do it. Dont do it. You know, last nights speech felt less like a farewell address and more like a parent
And milked for our semen. Eric, were so far from home. We arent gonna see home again, babe. Were gonna make it. Theres no turning back. Do you really think theres hope . Yes. I do. February 20th, 2017. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york. This is the daily show with trevor noah. Last night, the first and last first black president of the United States said his goodbye to the 20,000 of his closest friends. And you could tell obama was really the president of millenials because the entire speech seemed like one giant subtweet. If something needs fixing then lace up your shoes and do some organizing. If youre tired of arguing with strangers on the internet, try talking with one of them in real life. I dont say this often, but i do not agree with the president. Do not meet people that youve argued with on the internet. It will end with you bleeding in an alley. Dont do it. Dont do it. You know, last nights speech felt less like a farewell address and more like a parent
Into law by lincoln five years earlier and the only one in that original group founded in lincolns home state. Indeed one of the reasons i was drawn to come to illinois last year to take the job as law dean is the prospect that the university of illinois can build upon the legacy of, and become linked with lincoln in the way the university of virginia is associated with Thomas Jefferson. Who to my mind was not as great a president and not as great a person. This brings me to a fourth question, why bob woodward . That might be the easiest one of all. Many people consider the New York Times the countrys newspaper of record. But bob woodward of the rival Washington Post is americas reporter of record. He has been at the post for 45 years and is responsible for two of its Pulitzer Prizes for investigative coverage of water gate and also 9 11. But mr. Woodward is much more than a reporter. He has an inciteful and prolific historian of, among other things, americas president s. In this regar
We have so much to cover. Have you seen this cover of the New York Post . Pop goes the wiener . Thats Anthony Weiner who resigned from congress in 2011 after he was caught sexting on twitter with the name wiener. This is not an old paper from then, this is todays paper. He did it again. The post somehow got hold of a back and forth of what appears to be sexting between weaner and yet another woman he met on twitter. Turns out she was a trump the paper and here are some of the photos they published. There he is slipping into his shirt. I have no idea how he took this shot of himself. This is a shot with his 4yearold son in bed next to him. Im not sure what the exclamations are for. Then we have this ad for jockey briefs. I hope hes at least getting the underwear for free, you know. Thats a lot of advertising. Time, huma abadeen, top adviser to Hillary Clinton, has finally had enough. She announced today theyre separating which makes sense. What i wonder about was him. I was thinking abo