[ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh my goodness look at these guys wow thank you. Welcome, please have a seat. [ cheers and applause welcome. Thank you very, very much. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause very exciting show tonight Kendall Jenner is here tonight oh my goodness [ cheers and applause desus mero are here tonight. Tanya tucker is here tonight with Brandi Carlile. [ cheers and applause steve whoa jimmy what a show. Were just buzzing i mean, earlier tonight the nfl season kicked off with the Green Bay Packers taking on the chicago bears. Everybody was excited. Now we get to watch football, and more importantly we get to drink in the middle of the week, yes. [ cheers and applause so tonight was the big packers bears game both teams played great, but in the end the big winner between the two cities was once again peptobismol [ light laughter ] but right now, the Kansas City
Fine lets throw our support behind the abominable bernie. Health care, in my view, is a human right. laughter its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, holy dow plus, stephen welcomes curtis 50 cent jackson. Jillian bell. And musical guest tori kelly. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey cheers and applause thank you thank you, my friends. Thank you, my friends and you are my friends. Welcome, one and all, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. If you cheers and applause what time is it now . If you havent seen the news, a bit of a rough day on wall street. The Dow Jones Industrial average fell over 800 points. My condolences to the entire jones family. laughter jon mrs. Jones. Stephen our economy will be missed. laughter its been a tumultuous week. On monday, the dow lost 391 points, then gained 382 on tuesday, only to plunge again today. When reac
To include alabama, President Trump last night tweeted out a screen shot of early weather projections to justify the move. And i mean really early projections. [ laughter and applause amid reports of Hurricane Dorian, new articles have been published on femas unofficial waffle house index for measuring storm severity, which tracks whether Waffle House Restaurants in particular areas are fully open, serving a limited menu or completely closed. [ laughter ] and from what i know of waffle houses, if theyre closed, run [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause a former Trump Campaign aide has announced shes dropping her lawsuit accusing President Trump of kissing her without her consent. Shes also asked that we stop referring to her as a Campaign Aide [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause iowa representative steve king yesterday defended the conditions inside Migrant Detention Centers and said he is not worried about reports that people have resorted to drinking from toilets, because he himsel
In court. And a search and recovery. One persons online curiosity accidentally solves a decades long mystery. What he saw and what it uncovered. First we begin this morning with a look at todays eye opener, your world in 90 seconds. How do you feel about going to jail . This is a symbolic sentence. I think its a message sentence which is wealth and privelidge cant get you out of this. But wrong. The first sentence handed down in the College Admissions scandal. Its upsetting because its like a slap on the wrist. Reporter a new Tropical Storm has formed near the bahamas, threatening the same islands hit so hard by hurricane dorian. Welcome to the peak of the atlantic headquarter season. Were monitoring four areas of concern. Like 30 cops with assault rifles came running up the stairs. One person dead, two injured after the shooting. We dont believe the shooting was random. Antonio brown iset to play on sunday. He was not placed on the exempt list following his civil suit for sexual assau
Being the candidate the tackle issues is as close as we get to football. They all tried to stand out and avoid being eliminated under extreme time pressure in a televised event. Now lets put 45 seconds on the clock and go. This was a large cast of characters. To help viewer keep track of who was who, abc did something special. The election is quickly approaching and weve got decisions to make with so many people to choose from we dont want to make a mistake we can only send one to the white house and the others will have to go home dems the breaks yeah, dems the breaks whoever goes home will say dems the breaks [cheers and applause] jimmy i wouldnt watch that show. It is weird that they put ten candidates on the stage. Heres how, id put the four front runners at the center of the stage and let the other six dangle off the stage by their fingertips. Mayor Pete Buttigieg was up way past his bedtime. He almost didnt make it to the debate. You can see he got stuck in the claw machine at th