Donated 1 million to trumps inaugural committee. [ laughter ] according to a new poll, half the country now believes President Trump should be impeached and removed from office unfortunately, the other half believes that Hillary Clinton should [ laughter ] according to sources, President Trump has put his soninlaw, jared kushner, in charge of overseeing border wall construction and thats smart, because if he cant squeeze between those bars, nobody can [ laughter ] First Lady Melania Trump spoke to a group of students today in baltimore about the dangers of drugs. Lets just say, they either hate her or love drugs. [ laughter ] [ audience aws ] if she asks, thats just how americans say we love you. [ laughter ] according to reports, billionaire president ial hopeful Mike Bloomberg has already spent 37 million on television ads. Of course, if tv ads were all you needed, this would be our president. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause according to reports, raccoonrelated delays on new york
Different, changes that are coming. Little elves will still be there but the tree will be different. Its going to be an artificial one. The old trees used to come from the shasta mountains but cost upwards of 20,000. So they have a new tree up. Youre going to see it year after year just as you do those little characters. Thats a good thing. Ill be there, same old me to kick off the friday after thanksgiving. Join us out there. We count down the tree lighting. Thats fun, though. There will be a parade this year. Theyre going to bring it back. Its always a nice tradition for folks. Ice skating in california. And its getting closer to the holidays. Lets not forget that. I mean, its that time and so we are two weeks away from thanksgiving. All right, so lets get out the door this morning with a look at your forecast that will finally feel like fall. We are going to start out in palo alto with some low 50s and then see it rise into the low 60s today, very slow warm yum and some peeks of sun
And ive had my doubts in the past but i think this time shes serious. [ laughter ] President Trump spoke before the u. N. General assembly today. And i got to say, dude, whats going on with your face . [ laughter ] youre starting to look like the nailed it cake version of yourself [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats right President Trump spoke before the u. N. General assembly today. And to prove hes not a robot, he read a captcha. Lgbtq [ laughter and applause seth President Trump this morning denied reports that he withheld military aid from ukraine in order to pressure of the country to investigate former Vice President joe biden and his family he denied it and thats how you know he did it [ light laughter ] not because he always lies because that story is too weird and confusing to just deny [ laughter ] if someone told you, hey, people are saying you withheld military aid from ukraine to force an investigation into joe biden. You wouldnt say, no, i didnt. [ laughter ] youd say, wait,
President trump. And ive had my doubts in the past but i think this time shes serious. [ laughter ] President Trump spoke before the u. N. General assembly today. And i got to say, dude, whats going on with your face . [ laughter ] youre starting to look like the nailed it cake version of yourself [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats right President Trump spoke before the u. N. General assembly today. And to prove hes not a robot, he read a captcha. Lgbtq [ laughter and applause seth President Trump this morning denied reports that he withheld military aid from ukraine in order to pressure of the country to investigate former Vice President joe biden and his family he denied it and thats how you know he did it [ light laughter ] not because he always lies because that story is too weird and confusing to just deny [ laughter ] if someone told you, hey, people are saying you withheld military aid from ukraine to force an investigation into joe biden, you wouldnt say, no, i didnt. [ laughter ]
Fine lets throw our support behind the abominable bernie. Health care, in my view, is a human right. laughter its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, holy dow plus, stephen welcomes curtis 50 cent jackson. Jillian bell. And musical guest tori kelly. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey cheers and applause thank you thank you, my friends. Thank you, my friends and you are my friends. Welcome, one and all, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. If you cheers and applause what time is it now . If you havent seen the news, a bit of a rough day on wall street. The Dow Jones Industrial average fell over 800 points. My condolences to the entire jones family. laughter jon mrs. Jones. Stephen our economy will be missed. laughter its been a tumultuous week. On monday, the dow lost 391 points, then gained 382 on tuesday, only to plunge again today. When reac