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The stock market today suffered its worst day since 2008, while great person trump suffered his worst day he was at m. I. T. He taught at m. I. T. For, i think, a Record Number of years. He was a great super genius, since, i dont know, yesterday [ laughter ] dr. John trump i like this stuff. President Trumps White House i really get it. Social media director, this people are surprised that i weekend, shared a video of understand it. Former Vice President joe biden every one of these doctors said, that was edited so it appeared how do you know so much about this . Biden was saying, we can only maybe i have a natural ability maybe i should have done that reelect donald trump. Instead of running for president. They doctored a video to make seth yes yes, you should have joe biden look bad [ applause ] [ laughter ] you should have applied to that is so unnecessary medical school i mean, for real, here is how and you should have filmed the reactions of the faculty of that here is how he star
If you cant hear it, it didnt happen. Blaaaablaaaablaaaa its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight mission impeachable plus, stephen welcomes tim robbins. And journalist Nicolle Wallace. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hello thanks, everybody. Thank you so much. Wonderful to have you all here. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Well applause its finally arrived, the first day of live impeachment hearings. cheers and applause its what weve been praying for since the beginning of the Trump Presidency the end of the Trump Presidency. laughter now, lets not get ahead of ourselves here. Washington being what it is, who knows whats going to happen. But ill tell you all about it in tonights very special edition of don and the giant impeach. Oh, please stephen i like that one. I like that one a lot. Todays live testimony was as dramatic as it wa
More than double the early vote we saw back in 2016. The latest nbc news wall street journal poll finds joe biden leading President Trump by ten points nationally. But when you look at the allimportant swing states, it is a whole lot closer. Biden has just a fivepoint lead. Today the candidates will spend their final hours focusing on some of those very important states. President trump will make a total of five stops in michigan, wisconsin, pennsylvania and North Carolina. Mike pence will hit pennsylvania and wisconsin. And michigan. Joe biden is stopping in ohio and then both he and Kamala Harris have stops across the keystone state. Heres the big, big question. Is this election going to be decided at the ballot box or in a u. S. Court . On sunday, President Trump again floated this nonsensical idea that the process cannot be fair if the election is not decided by tomorrow night. Nonsense. Watch this. I think its a terrible thing when ballots can be collected after an election. Were
First up on msnbc, a projected win for Bernie Sanders in nevada but its not over. Other candidates are leaving las vegas vowing to stale in the fight. The battle between perception reality. When it comes to the coronavirus. One country claims its under control while cases are surging around the world. And new images from nasa reveals dramatic melting in antarctica. Good morning. It is sunday, february 23rd. Im kendis gibson. Im cori coffin. Lindsey reiser is live in las vegas and covering all things first half this morning on the first half caucus. What do you know . Reporter good morning to you on a rainy early las vegas morning. Many of the candidates have already left. They left before caucus results came in last night, but we are going to hear from many of them as Bernie Sanders is surging and hear from them as they are trying to get some momentum in their campaigns heading into South Carolina and super tuesday. Im also going to talk with a the New York Times reporting about bloomb