[ laughter ] yeah [ cheers and applause thank you, wiping down doorknobs, for making me a group of sheep in northern realize for making me ireland recently crashed through realize that before i cleaned the window of a local bank and you, a total sorry. Wandered around the office thank you, wiping down when asked how many sheep were doorknobs, for making me realize that before this, i in there, the Bank Employees cleaned you a total of zero times. Fell asleep. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thank you, selfquarantine, for teaching me things i didnt [ cheers and applause know about myself, like how im unable to resist the urge to eat 12 cans of peaches thank you, cats on demand, and finally, a woman in North Carolina recently celebrated her 100th birthday by for now being on demand. Having herself arrested to in these crazy times, finally fulfill a lifelong dream a dose of sanity [ laughter ] [ cheers ] said police said the police, finally, thank you to all the tt maam, we would have done it without you killing that guy. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a responders, service workers, great show for you tonight delivery drivers and all you guys at home for doing your [ cheers and applause best to hang in there. She is the host of deadline white house, weekdays on msnbc. Were going to get through this Nicolle Wallace is back, thank you so much. Everybody. Those are our thank you notes. [ cheers and applause lets go and talk to j balvin on zoom. Great job. She cohosts the new quibi series, singled out, premiering april 6th. And you can catch her weekdays on abcs gma3 strahan, sara and keke. Hello jimmy hey, my man. Come on. Keke palmer is back, everybody [ cheers and applause my man. Jimmy you are the best, dude and he is the founder and ceo of happy to see you. Jimmy thank you so much for doing this the lifestyle brand fubu, who i appreciate this. Stars in abcs shark tank. This is a lot of people are going to appreciate this and his book, powershift is on stands tomorrow. Where you at right now . Whats that room daymond john is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause so weve a great show for you. Before we get to all of our what you gonna do now . Jimmy im its almost guests, as the president like a tree house room continues to lie about the coronavirus outbreak, we are now seeing what its like when a where are you for real . Is that a set . Lifelong scam artist is in jimmy no, im not on a set charge of responding to a public this is my house no. Health crisis. Let me see for more on this its time for whats that . A closer look. Its like a camovibe. [ cheers and applause okay okay, okay, okay seth when it comes to his presidency, theres nothing where you at donald trump cares about more than the stock market. Jimmy where am i talking to he brags about it virtually every chance he gets you from and on friday, during a visit to cdc headquarters in atlanta, are you in colombia . Im in colombia, yeah trump predicted that the coronavirus outbreak, which has jimmy wow. Now hit more than 100,000 cases worldwide and over 500 here in its i mean, you know, the u. S. , would actually be good for the economy. Like we had a little more time while they were checking can you address the economic everything that happened in piece, though cause there is obviously a lot of fear about china, then in spain and the now u. S. , so were really going i mean, it is a fact. You know, if you know anything fast here, like taking really about me, i like when people happen to stay in the precautions. United states and spend their money in the United States, were already doing quarantine okay so i think people are staying in you know, and we just got a few the United States more cases, like 100, right theyre going to spend their 100 cases now. Money in the United States seth thats right. Jimmy wow. Trump thinks coronavirus will so this is crazy. Help the economy cause people will spend money here in the u. S. Jimmy it really is in fact, ive been buying crazy times we live in, right . Jimmy yeah, exactly. Toilet paper at costco that and youre there in your [ laughter ] house . Thats where you are im going to resell at a profit yes, im in my house right now. If things get worse. Jimmy its beautiful there you go, the president said this is the house that you call on friday the coronavirus would your temple . Actually be good for the is that correct . Economy. No. Lets see how the stock market its another one close to here we created a gym did when it opened on monday morning. We did a gym here. Were coming on the air with breaking news. Jimmy oh, i would use none this is the new york stock of that. Exchange the trading day is just [ laughter ] i would use absolutely none of beginning on wall street and there are fears that the dow that, wow. Will drop and drop quickly that is fantastic. Were already seeing that. The dow industrials are off hey, speaking of fantastic, right now 17 points or 6. 5 . Congratulations on your new youve got the nasdaq off 5. 8 album, colores. And then the s p down 6. 3 thank you this the cover at this point, ive never jimmy yeah, let me see that cover. Seen this much anxiety on the put it right on the screen floor of the new york stock i love this. There you go. Jimmy every single that youve been putting out, i Exchange Notice you have a little a different flower there are traders running everywhere we are watching these levels and i go, i wonder if thats like a theme youre going to has trading now stopped do. Has it hit how did you come up with the flower theme trading has stopped, yeah, this is a because that 7 trigger a collaboration that i did with master morakami, which is a great artist from japan. Trading has stopped because weve seen a drop of 7 , which means trading will stop for the next 15 minutes. Jimmy oh, yeah seth im selling this so its beautiful that we had the chance, you know, like, toilet paper for a thousand the name of the album is dollars a sheet colores. So, what you know, what [ laughter ] other best way to have flowers [ cheers and applause thats right three days and represent different colors, you know three days after trump predicted and we create a lot of coronavirus would be good for the economy, the stock market plunged so much, when it opened, different flowers. The trading had to be stopped. The drop was so bad, the red and we just wanted to, like, level it up. Arrow on the tv screen grew legs he even he did myself right here and ran away [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] jimmy that is fantastic. What color is your hair by the way right now . Right now, blue with white. Jimmy yeah thats what im talking about, buddy. I know youre always keeping it real and that is cool. If you go through the track listings, can i try to guess because my spanish is okay okay. Jimmy but i can try to guess what color it is if you tell me the track listing. Amarillo. Jimmy thats what im listening to right now, amarillo by you. Thats yellow. Yes yes. Okay azul jimmy azul, blue uhhuh. What are you reading now you have your cell phone right there with you checking the different jimmy no, no i swear, i swear, i swaer ill look right at you okay. Rojo jimmy red. Crazy okay, okay, okay. Negro. Jimmy negro, black yeah. Rosa jimmy rosa so its not rojo its rosa. Thats pink . Pink. Yes, sir yes, sir gris jimmy gris it sounds like in english, grease jimmy gray gray yes, yes, gray. Okay jimmy im freaking out verde jimmy verde is green i love verde yes, sir. Yes, sir jimmy i love that. I remember learning spanish and that was my word i love verde blanco. Jimmy blanco is white. Yes and arcoiris jimmy say it again arcoiris. You remember the last time i was on the show . You said arcoiris 20 times jimmy arcoiris i did say it wait, i did say this dont tell me, dont tell me, dont tell me. I remember this. What was it again . It was arcoiris. And you taught me how to say it rainbow rainbow, rainbow, rainbow, rainbow, rainbow colores. Oh, my gosh. Thats right you taught me that last time yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir. Jimmy j, everyone has been bringing their charity that theyre working closely with when they come on the show so thank you for doing this show but the charity that youre working with right now is families belong together yeah. Jimmy and theyre a part of the National DomesticWorkers Alliance but what is families belong together and what are they saying i mean, you know, its like they take care of the kids that were separated by their you know, separated by, you know, their parents, you know, through all these immigration laws so theyre kids without family jimmy yeah and this is how long when did you get involved with these guys we got involved with them since we started the idea of the album colores because i wanted to, like, give hope to the world and give colors. And thats why we you know, thats why we working together because, you know, im latino, you know and i used to you know, im an immigrant you know what im saying im not from the states. But i used to, you know, try to work in u. S. And i understand how it feels. So that really, you know, it really hurt me a lot because when you see basically when you see u. S. , if im not mistaken, its a country of immigrants you know, its a lot of people from all over the world, you know and its hard to me to see all these kids being separated by, you know, from their parents because the immigration laws you know, and its just like its just crazy to me. Jimmy it is crazy, yeah. Thats why we supporting this, and we working together, giving some hope, you know jimmy speaking of colores, one thing that families belong together are doing, if you follow colorwoborders, without, like, color wo borders, they have a coloring book for kids yeah. Jimmy so if youre looking for your kids, anyone watching this looking to spend time with their kids just to do something, you can get this coloring book. And in the coloring book, they have no borders. Theres no lines exactly jimmy i thought that was pretty cool. Exactly you know, we drawing these flowers, you know, full of happiness, you know, and coloring them. Jimmy yeah, i or you can get your kids to do you know those guys behind you . Yes yes. [ laughter ] jimmy you blink at me if youre being held hostage, okay no, no. Im good im good [ laughter ] jimmy you know, the one thing i wanted to say to you is you were supposed to release the record, your album, on friday, but yet you released it early on thursday. Yeah. Jimmy you were trending all night last night why . Yeah, its been trending worldwide on twitter, trending worldwide on youtube you know, its, just, like, amazing and the different charts its just like i wanted to do it because people are right now, like, really desperate at their houses you know, kids, you know, they follow us. You know, i know that this is not the regular time to drop an album because goes, like, against whats normally works when it comes to marketing but i was like, you know, im going to stop being a competitor for a second for real and just, like, give light and give colors to the people that are right now in their houses feeling a little frustrated. So i was like, you know, lets drop this album right now and just lets give them colors. Lets give them hope lets give them, you know, a a different vibe that they can just like feel it. So thats why we did it. Jimmy you really did, and we really appreciate it. Everyone does. Thats why youre obviously trending its because we love you thank you so much for doing this congrats on the album. Its awesome and right now amarillo is what im thinking right now its a perfect song for right now. Amarillo. Thats why you have to listen right now. And all the different colors of the album. And im grateful grateful for always being so kind with me and i hope to see you real soon jimmy ill see you, buddy. We will. We will. We will. We got this. Yes, sir. Jimmy thank you, bud take care bye. No, a solid gold jet ski is not deductible. And, silly question wont it sink . alright, im going to get back to you. Im going to get back. People ask me what sort of person should become a celebrity accountant. And, i tell them, nobody. Nobody should. Theres nothing wrong with liking privacy, but i just dont think you need a separate private plane. But i, but i want it you cant claim that as a dependent thats what the pay me for. Not enough, though. Not nearly enough. Hey, buddy. Whats the damage . I bought it the waterfall . Nope a new volkswagen. A volkswagen . wow i think were having a breakthrough here welcome to caesars palace. Wait, youre in vegas . Sure looks like it wha, what, what . What are you doing back there . Wethe conference room. Ore. The speaker phone. 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Go out your windows or your front doors and just bang pots and pans just to make sure all the First Responders and nurses and Health Care Workers and doctors and teachers and everyone out there knows that were loud we want to thank them, and we want to support them. I did it pretty fast i dont know if anyone heard me say it but today i figured, i told everyone to do it 3 00 eastern time i might as well do it. So i went out with my kids to our bathroom window, and we started banging pots and pans, and it was fun and what really struck me is at the end, i asked everyone to do it for one minute. And so we just stopped for a a second, and i could hear three different neighbors from my neighborhood banging pots and pans did you hear that jimmy it just made me feel like it just made me feel real good. So thank you for doing that, and really the thanks to everyone i just listed you guys are doing amazing work all right, back to the show. Jimmy okay, guys im gonna to end the show tonight with a tiny song this ones called cooped up. Cooped up, locked i stuck inside got no place to go everyone i know is home like a snowstorm with no sno trying my best to be coo no one likes a grouc but right when i sit down to read, i hear thats my side of the couc youre on my side of the couch how can a couch have a side . Everybody need some space Everyone Needs suppor so im gonna d my par this is a ten just for dad no ones allowed in my tent jimmy except you guys, and you. Jimmy my thanks again to j balvin check out his album, colores. And i want to thank you all for watching this weekend lets try to all look after each other, okay . Were going to get through this together stay tuned for an encore tonight show performance of the tonight show subway special with bts the whole thing is on a subway, and it ends with bts. We take the subway all through new york, and at the end, it ends with an epic performance from bts in grant central. You do not want to miss it youve never seen anything like it thank you guys so much have a great weekend i will see you on monday wash your hands. Dont touch your face. [ laughing ] 300 people. Jimmy 300 people yeah. Jimmy now you have billions of people watching but 300 people meant a lot to you, right right, of course. I still can never forget it everything happened so fast, and it was overwhelming. It was. Yeah. And i cried after the show. Jimmy you did . Yeah. [ laughter ] everyone cried. Yeah. Everyone cried. Jimmy everyone cried yes, yes. Jimmy yeah, because its a a big thing. Map of the soul 7 is out now. [ screams yo yo jimmy what is the significance behind the 7 . You know, its a lucky lucky number, of course. Yeah. Seven members yeah, Seven Members its been seven years since weve been together. Jimmy wow. Yeah. Jimmy seven, seven good luck. Yeah, 777, so its like a a jackpot. Jackpot jackpot bing like jackpot. Ding, ding, ding. Yeah. So its very important. So, like, we just want to put the number, like, for as our title of the album so, like, thats why jimmy the lead single is on. Mmhmm. Jimmy what does that represent . Weve been having our reboots, so, like, our second single was n. O. Was n. O. You know what i mean so, like its a reverse of n. O. Jimmy wow. Like on on on represents, like, you know, like, bring it on. Like, so we admit our shadows and, you know, the honors at the same time. We maybe we could stumble time to time you know, weve been through this all these paths with shadows and lights at the same time but we admit all of it, and you know, bring it on, and bring the pain and we gon stand it, and yeah jimmy what is it about your music that you think fans are attracted to jimmy you have a great fan base bts army is fantastic. I have questions from your fans can you ask bts when they make a song what comes first, the melody or the lyrics . Oh. First beats beats yeah. The track the beat. A track. Track instrumental. Yeah, its better yeah, always comes first. Melody or song melody or rap. Jimmy so first the track yeah. Jimmy then you write the lyrics and figure it out can you please ask rm and jimin about the black bean noodle incident . [ laughter ] what is the black bean noodle oh, yeah. Ughter ] i had a stomachache so, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy how long did you go away i dont know, like, three or four minutes thats not that long. Its like you know, i was like, um, give me noodles as fast as you can. And you know, its just it was so fast. Yeah. Yeah. Swallowed it, and yeah. Boom. Jimmy someone asked, what do you particularly look forward to when doing a concert . Jimmy is there any audience that you want to grab that you havent got the opportunity to meet yet John Cena John cena jimmy john cena . [ laughter ] yeah. We want to see him. Hes a big fan of us he the best and were the big fan yeah, its like jimmy really mutually, of course he likes jhope yeah, he loves jhope john cena yeah, were always watching, like, wwe, like, when we were, like, you know, like, 13, like, 15 john cena [ vocalizing wwe music ] yeah. Jimmy all right, i got to get you hooked up with john cena. Oh, please. Jimmy im going to make sure it happens all right, this one says, to people who dont know you yet, what do you want them to know about bts . Turn on the youtube, search bts jimmy fallon. Yes watch the show and youll be an army maybe. Yes jimmy so youre performing later . Is there something you do before every performance can you show me . You want to do it together . Jimmy ill do it with you. Okay. Come here, come here. Come here so we go down we dont go up so well go down when i say [ speaking Foreign Language and you guys say [ speaking Foreign Language you say [ speaking Foreign Language yeah. 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Were hanging out with bts oh hey jimmy their new album map of the soul 7 is out now theyre gonna do a giant performance at Grand Central later in the show. Right now, i want to challenge you guys to a little friendly competition. Its time for the subway olympics. Lets get it. Announcer round one, protect the duck each player must balance a a rubber duck on the back of their hand try to knock off the other players duck without losing control of your own. Jimmy versus jimin [ countdown go hey hey, my son. [ bts oohs ] [ bell ringing ] jimmy i got that one, right . Hey announcer jimmy wins jungkook versus suga [ countdown jimmy go oh [ bts oohs ] [ bell ringing ] oh, suga jimmy wow wow [ rubber duck squeaking announcer jungkook wins. Jhope versus jin. [ countdown go woo woo woo woo woo get him woo woo woo [ laughter ] [ bell ringing ] oh announcer jin wins rm versus v. [ countdown go la, l la, la, la [ rubber duck squeaking [ bell ringing ] [ bts oohs ] announcer v wins round two, dance your shades and gloves off the first player to fling off their shades and gloves by furiously dancing wins the round. Jimmy versus jungkook. Woo go, go, go lets go. Lets go go [ bts ohs [ bell ringing ] jimmy come on come on winner announcer jungkook wins. Jin versus v one, two, three lets go. Lets go. [ bts oohs ] [ bell ringing ] [ bts ohs announcer jin wins final round, postit challenge get as many postits on your body as you can in 15 seconds. Jin versus jungkook. [ countdown go, go oh [ speaking in Foreign Language ] go, go, go, go go, go, go, go [ speaking in Foreign Language ] go, go, go [ bell ringing ] thank you, thank you oh jimmy who won . Who won . Who won . 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17,0 20, lets get it. 21. Not 21. Jimmy im not touching that one. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 20 yes, yes, yes, yes. Jimmy 24. The winner announcer jungkook wins [ bts oohs ] when we come back, were gonna get some authentic new york deli come on back hi, jimmy, my new york story is one day im walking down the street actually, no, im standing still on the street. And this lady walks by me. Without stopping she goes, youre famous. And another guy, who does not know her, walks in the opposite direction, looks me up and down and goes, no, youre not. Neither of them stop walking happy new york i wrote this a long time ago. I dont know how old i was. I hope someday i will be on a real football team. Im katie sowers, offensive assistant coach for the San Francisco 49ers. Im not just here to be the token female, im here to help us win. The surface pro helps me get whats in my head and get it out on to the field. I would want to tell this little girl to keep pushing herself, your dreams coming. howling wind howling wind its time for, old navy tonight. Its a fleece frenzy out here. So lets get cozy. 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Jimmy thats from this restaurant so its in that movie. This the famous place. The one and only katzs. Lets gets some food yeah. Jimmy lets do it yeah whoa very heavy. Whoa whats this [ laughter ] wow is it for, like, one man, or yeah, yeah, thats yours. Okay. All right, that one is jimmy in america in america this is what we eat for breakfast. Dont let me stop you lets go dig in [ talking over each other lets go, dig in, dont be shy look a that youre good [ speaking Foreign Language pastrami . Jimmy pastrami but no veggies . Jimmy no veggies no are you kidding me no what do you think . Mm. So put some mustard on those. Oh. No ketchup . No ketchup . Get out of here get out of here with ketchup [ laughter ] jimmy what is the go to food in korea . Spicy Fried Chicken jimmy what if you, like, late at night and you feel like having a snack chicken jimmy chicken is the way to go, right . Chicken and beer. [ laughter ] chicken and beer. Cheers jimmy cheers, come on. Cheers. Jimmy guys, you know what i want to do lets go make some sandwiches and give it to people out there. All right, lets go. Okay, so i need your help making these sandwiches. I need you on Waiter Service duty jimmy any advice how to cut this yeah, so, you got to use the back of the knife like that. Nice beautiful oh oh. Skinny. Beautiful pieces of meat like that, right jimmy so good. So, we got some sandwiches here thank you when these are ready, just yell, order up. Order up and then you come, you grab it oh, yeah. And you book it order up order up [ talking over each other jimmy bts made it for you. Order up [ talking over each other order up order up order up [ talking over each other jimmy all right, im coming, im coming, im coming [ talking over each other me and bts please enjoy [ talking over each other good work. Lets go. [ laughter ] jimmy guys, enough fooling around you are growing to perform at Grand Central right now. Tonight. Thats legendary so enough of the sandwiches. 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Lets go hey, hey, hey, he he hey ayy, oh i bring the pai oh, yeah ayyoh [ singing in Foreign Language all the time i bring the pain oh, yeah rain be pourin sky keep fallin everyda oh, na, na, na ayyoh find me and im gonna bleed with y ayyoh i bring the pai oh, yeah ayy, oh all the time i bring the pain oh, yeah all that i know is just goin on and on and on and o ayyoh i bring the pain oh, yeah jimmy wooo wow. Bts. Grand central terminal, map of the soul 7 is out now well be right back. That was amazing oh, my god oh, my god that was amazing new colgate optic white renewal removes ten years of yellow stains. Thats like all the way back to 2010. Do the dougie remove ten years of yellow stains with new colgate optic white renewal. Somewhere youll never find. Sike we put them everywhere. Grocery stores and supermarkets, gas stations, and chiropractors offices, bowling alleys, and grocery stores, which we already mentioned. Not sorry, reeses. Jimmy my thanks to bts, rev run, everyone at the mta, katzs, Grand Central, the roots, and new york city we love you. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great night ill see you tomorrow byebye [ cheers and applause announcer from rocht with seth meyers. Tonight Nicolle Wallace, cohost of singled out, actress and musician, keke palmer, from shark tank, author and entrepreneur, daymond john featuring the 8g band with steve ferrone. [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause that is fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news the stock market today suffered its worst day since 2008, while trump suffered his worst day since, i dont know, yesterday [ laughter ] president Trumps White House social media director this weekend shared a video of former Vice President joe biden that was edited so it appeared biden was saying, we can only reelect donald trump. They doctored a video to make joe biden look bad [ laughter ] that is so unnecessary i mean, for real, here is how here is how he started his super tuesday victory speech by the way, this is my little sister valerie and im jills husband. R