[ cheers and applause announcer tonight, on late night with seth meyers, colin quinn. Star of filthy rich, actress kim cattrall music from Jeff Rosenstock featuring the band with Jessica Burdeaux and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening, im seth meyers, and this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight all right. Same as always, lets get to the news the New York Times yesterday published an investigation into President Trumps finances and lets just say, melanias going to be pretty pissed when she learns what half of negative 431 million is the New York Times investigation published yesterday alleges President Trump has paid almost nothing in federal income tax over the past 20 years wow. If true, this bombshell has the potential to be almost as damaging to his political career as the access Hollywood Tape the New York Times investigation published yesterday showed trump paid just 750 in federal income tax in both 2016 and 2017, which i have to admit, is way funnier than paying 0. It
Tv, emptied on our door, which is not great, but whatever, not a big deal. But then im looking at it and im wondering, how did it hit at that angle . Did the bird come in sideways, like it was sliding into second base . How did this get there . And thats when i realized that the pigeon guano was coming from inside the door it was inside. I still dont know how it happened. From a physics standpoint, it doesnt make any sense. I guess logic tells me that the door must have been open and the bird somehow edged over and did that thing birds love doing to us, the revenge of the birds, but the door wasnt really open. For a moment i had to think, is it possible that this came out of me . Maybe i sneezed or something . I mean, to hit the glass at that trajectory, theres only one bird in the world that could make that shot and hes retired. He hasnt crapped on a window in years. Anyway, i dont know how this happened, but i know it was a bird. It must live in the area. My plan now is to find that
So you dont wait for life. You live it. Today San Francisco became the first urban area in the state to expand its reopening plan into the yellow tier. Disappointed and frustrated. California gives the go ahead for 49ers fans to return to the stadium. Why Santa Clara County Officials Say not so fast. Two more rounds of dangerous winds and dry conditions. Hollywood comes to San Francisco. Check out this muni bus sawed in half and you can see right inside of it. Ill tell you what theyre filming in my story. Abc7 news starts right now. Tonight San Francisco becomes the first bay area county to move into the states yellow tier status. Thats the least restrictive tier and means new reopenings. But wasnt just San Francisco. Napa county is moving forward from red to orange. Only Sonoma County remains in the most restrictive purple tier. First we start with abc7 News Reporter luz pena who spoke with San Francisco owners and they are excited. Reporter prior to covid19, this is what a regular ni
They should call this one the end of the world series. Its hard to focus on sports with this election coming up. The elections two weeks from today, which means we are only six months away from knowing who our next president will be. In l. A. County, if you vote in person on election day, you will not be required to wear a mask. Voters who refuse to wear a mask will not be turned away. Instead, theyll be escorted to an outdoor area to fill out their ballots there. Youve heard of the smoking section . This is a karen corral. [ laughter and applause ] i get it, you cant deny you a right to vote. They wouldnt let you vote if you showed up not wearing pants, right . Huh . I dont know, maybe its word a try. Thursday night voters will get one more chance to see the candidates facetoface. Details for the second and final debate in nashville are being released because the last one went so far off the rails, the commission on president ial debates has come up with a way to cut down on all the p
Seth you know, the least we deserve in trying times like announcer tonight, on late this is great punk music night with seth meyers, colin quinn. Star of filthy rich, actress kim cattrall music from Jeff Rosenstock punk music that stands for something. Featuring the band with this next guy is one of my Jessica Burdeaux favorites. And now, seth meyers hes angry and urgent and prescient. Seth good evening, im seth meyers, and this is late night. And while im super bummed that how is everybody doing tonight all right. He and his band are not here same as always, lets get to the news live tonight, at least we will not have to pay for a studio roof that they surely wouldve the New York Times yesterday ripped off published an investigation into President Trumps finances album, no dream, this is Jeff Rosenstock. And lets just say, melanias going to be pretty pissed when she learns what half of negative hello 431 million is hello hi the New York Times hi its nice to see you investigation publi