Tv, emptied on our door, which is not great, but whatever, not a big deal. But then im looking at it and im wondering, how did it hit at that angle . Did the bird come in sideways, like it was sliding into second base . How did this get there . And thats when i realized that the pigeon guano was coming from inside the door it was inside. I still dont know how it happened. From a physics standpoint, it doesnt make any sense. I guess logic tells me that the door must have been open and the bird somehow edged over and did that thing birds love doing to us, the revenge of the birds, but the door wasnt really open. For a moment i had to think, is it possible that this came out of me . Maybe i sneezed or something . I mean, to hit the glass at that trajectory, theres only one bird in the world that could make that shot and hes retired. He hasnt crapped on a window in years. Anyway, i dont know how this happened, but i know it was a bird. It must live in the area. My plan now is to find that birds nest and go number two in it. But it was good luck for the dodgers. Did you watch the game last night, guillermo . Yes, i did, yes. Jimmy hometown Los Angeles Dodgers came back to win a game seven thriller. They beat a strong Atlanta Braves team to advance to the world series for the third time in four years. They will take on the Tampa Bay Rays starting tomorrow night in arlington, texas. Theyve been holding the playoffs at a neutral site because of the pandemic. So this is how the fans in l. A. Are celebrating. They had a drivein watch party at Dodger Stadium last night. You pull up with your car, they sut up a video screen so fans can watch kind of together. Tickets to sit in the parking lot are 75 to bring your car. Thats right. This quarantine has gone on so long, people in l. A. Are now willing to pay 75 to get back in a traffic jam. Speaking of dodgers, President Trump has been all over the west place lately. He had a Campaign Fundraiser down the freeway in Newport Beach yesterday and he was in las vegas and what do you do when youre in vegas . You go to church just in time for early voting, trump made his annual visit to church yesterday. He went to something called the International Church of las vegas. There he is getting ready for the collection basket, he counted out you can see he counts out 100. Yes, he wants to make sure he has that. Fresh, clean bills. Turned out it wasnt a collection basket. What they sent around was a plastic collection bucket. Here it comes. There you go. He made his First Charitable donation of the year, so congratulations. Or was it . Lets slow that down and take a look at that again here right at the moment where he oh my goodness why, that son of a gun, he pulled the old switcheroo on jesus the president has been giving his worshippers lots of opportunities to see him live and in person. On saturday, trump was in janesville, wisconsin, where he lamented the challenges of running against what he considers to be an unworthy opponent. If crazy joe becomes president , its not even conceivable. No, no, running against him. It put such pressure. Because im running the worst in the history of president ial, now if i lose, can you imagine . If i lose, i will have lost to the worst candidate, the worst candidate in the history of president ial politics if i lose, what do i do . Jimmy you go to jail. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 million. This was good too. Newsmax had to preempt its irregular programming to air one of these gumball rallies of trump. But it would seem that someone forgot to change the title in the channel guide because his speech was listed under the title, the life of adolph hitler, rise of the demon. The hitler family is furious. [ laughter ] they are talking about suing. The president has been going a mile a minute lately, so we slowed him down to half speed for tonights edition of drunk donald trump. [ playing tape slowly ] first lady has a darling in the most handsome president , and i said, first lady, am i the most handsome president ever . Yes, absolutely. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy does anyone believe melania said any of that . He likes to call her first lady because it sounds better than third wife. [ moans and applause ] jimmy meanwhile, cases of covid are going way up all over the country. Some experts believe that the next six to twelve weeks are going to be the darkest of the pandemic so far. Turns out, we werent supposed to gather in a water park with 3,000 drunken stranges. And of course, as many states are bracing for the third peak of the virus, the president is busy attacking dr. Fauci. Trump repeatedly attacked dr. Fauci today. He called him an idiot. He said if hed listened to dr. Fauci, wed have 700,000 or 800,000 deaths. He called him a disaster. And he said he likes him. A few times. He hates him but he likes him. He is definitely jealous of all the positive attention dr. Fauci gets which he wouldnt even get, by the way, if trump didnt constantly contradict him. I dont know why donald trump still thinks he can ignore this virus and it will go away, that strategy didnt work with don jr. And eric, and it isnt going to work here. [ laughter ] the boss baby was probably triggered by dr. Faucis appearance on 60 minutes last night. Dr. John lapook asked about a deceptive and brazenly manipulated campaign ad of trumps that fauci has repeatedly asked the president s team to pull. I cant imagine that anybody could be doing more. Stunning reporter fauci says his words were taken out of context but this week the ad continued to run in key battleground states. I was referring to something entirely different, i was referring to the grueling work of the task force, knocking ourselves out seven days a week, i dont think we could possibly have done any more than that. Did the steam come out of your ears . It did. Frankly, i got ticked off. Jimmy thats why they call him fouch the grouch. Normally when a guy in a turtleneck is that ticked off, its because the planetarium closed early. [ laughter ] its crazy that at the same time trump is calling fauci a disaster and an idiot hes running commercials to make it seem like dr. Fauci said hes doing a great job. Meanwhile, dr. Birx is somewhere out there hiding under a pile of scarves hoping she doesnt get dragged into this too. Trump has reportedly been keeping tabs on any republicans who have the temerity to speak out against him. So far its a very short list. Not many of them have had the courage to criticize the president or even to defend dr. Fauci. But this was a feather in the president s red cap. He picked up a rare and major hollywood endorsement this weekend from a former dancing with the stars runnerup. Kirstie alley wrote, im voting for donald trump because hes not a politician. I voted for him four years ago for this reason and shall vote for him again for this reason. He gets things done quickly and he will turn the economy around quickly. There you have it, folks, there you have it. She included an emoji that includes rolling its eyes at her tweet. What do you think she means by gets things done . Yells and watches tv . I always liked diane better anyway. Ill be honest sorry, rebecca. [ laughter and applause ] there are new details about how much money donald trump owes and the answer is a lot more than we thought. According to forbes, the president will have to pay back 900 million worth of loans over the next four years. If trump is reelected they might have to foreclose on the white house. [ laughter ] im not sure where hes planning to get money like that, but i did notice, the price of his hats has gone up. [ laughter ] can we please just fast forward to the point where trump is doing cameo messages for 85 . [ laughter ] the president is totally off the rails right now. The tone def comedy jam stopped in carson city last night where trump showed that he knows what matters to americans most right now, and that, of course, is dishwashers. Dishwashers, they had a little problem, they didnt have enough water so people would run them like ten times so they ended up using more water. The things no damn good. We freed it up. You can buy a dish washer and it comes out, beautiful, go buy a dishwasher. Jimmy take it from a man whos never washed a dish in his life. I think he thinks this makes him relatable to women, because he talked about dishwashers for a long time. So whats the problem with your dishwasher . Well, they dont give us any water. It would be nice to have enough water. Whats the problem . We need more water, not that much, i said, how much you need . Would you like more . Id love more. Ill give you more, youll have so much water you wont know what to do with it. Gave them what they need, now the dishwashers are incredible, they work beautifully. Jimmy what a speech. It was his spaghettisburg address. And then, after a good chunk of dishwasher talk, he moved on to his other favorite topic, water pressure in the shower and the terrible choice we now face, which is should we wash our hands to protect us from covid . Or take a shower and die . If somebody said you could have 42 gallons a person, i think a day, sounds like a lot of water, right . Its not. Its like a quick shower and lets wash your hands. Then they have a mandate, wash your hands at all times you must always, constantly what . They say 42 gallons. They say, wait a minute, okay, i got a deal. I wont take a shower for the next couple of weeks but i will wash no, its true. So 42 gallons, sounds like a lot, but its really not. Friend of mine has a massive house, he said that im not going to be able to take a shower. I live in a house, this gorgeous house, cant take a shower. Jimmy oh, no. Your poor dirty, wealthy friend. [ laughter ] lets get back to church to pray for him and his massive house. Its such a weird thing to keep coming back to. The showers, the toilets, dishwashers, sinks. Theyve now become a regular part of his live appearance routine. It feels very random, but if theres one thing we know about donald trump, its that hes always promoting. It would seem that his backup plan for the next four years might be in the world of Household Appliances and repair. Looking for topnotch appliance and home repairs . Call handy don. Im the only one that can fix it. Handy don can handle any home repairs. Dishwashers, sinks, toilets, lightbulbs. Washers and dryers . 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For this crisis, and for the next one. Prop 15 closes tax loopholes so rich corporations pay their fair share of taxes. So firefighters like me, have what we need to do the job, and to do it right. The big corporations want to keep their tax loopholes. Its what they do. Well, i do what i do. If yould like to help, join me and vote yes on prop 15. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. Tonight on the show, emma roberts will be with us. And later, his album is called enoc, with help from doja cat, music from ozuna. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, join us with Michael Keaton and blackpink. Our first guest is a celebrated kazakh journalist and fashion icon who has traveled to america just in time for election day. His second fulllength documentary, borat subsequent moviefilm delivery of prodigious bribe to american regime for make benefit once glorious nation of kazakhstan premieres october 23rd, thats friday, on Amazon Prime Video please say hello to borat [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hello there, how are you . Welcome. What, what have you in that canister, borat . Uh, i have very great news. Kazakhstan Intelligence Services have make discovery this morning that there is a veerrus. It come from a place called wuhan, which is in israel. [ laughter ] yes, no surprise. They are spreading everything. Jimmy oh, no, youre saying an israeli virus . Are you talking about the coronavirus . Yes. Jimmy okay, yeah. It spread from the you know whos. [ laughter ] yeah, actually no problem, no problem jimmy i dont think it came from israel theres one. Theres one. Theres one. Jimmy you know, theyre not necessarily something that you can pound to death. The virus yes. Jimmy is microscopically small. Yes. Jimmy no, no. There it is. Jimmy why do i feel like no, no, its fine. One there. One there. Jimmy all right. Borat hold on, hold on. Jimmy ohoh. Hold on, i see one. The green dot. The green careful, he ran away. He ran away, he is a coward this coronavirus is a coward he come back, i say come on come on i take you coward coward coronaveerrus jimmy borat, thank you for being here. Thank you. Thank you. Jimmy its a pleasure to have you here. Thank you. Jimmy did you get tested before did i dy get i do not feel comfortable starting this interview until i have done basic questionnaire. Jimmy oh. Health. Jimmy for me . To make sure that you are safe. Jimmy oh, okay, all right. Oh, this is a real questionnaire, okay, all right. Health questionnaire, normal kazak plague questionnaire. In the last week, have you been in the presence for more than 15 minutes of any jews . [ laughter ] jimmy yes. All of our writers and none of our camera guys are jews. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy is that bad . This is bad. That is one. And your diet. As a member of hollywood elite, have you recently drunk any unpasteurized childrens blood . Jimmy unpasteurized, no. No, i have not. Really . Jimmy yeah, no. Not in any pizza parlors recently . Jimmy no, no, i have the pizza delivered to the house i am surprised. And for the contact tasing i ne tracing i need the names and addresses of the last 12 prostitutes you have been with. Jimmy ill have to get back to you why, there are more . Jimmy yeah were any of them women . Jimmy uh yes, i did not think so gl. Jimmy yeah. What is your favorite position to make sexy time . Jimmy what does that have to do with the virus . Nothing. I just have to know. I have to imagine you. [ cheers and applause ] swing, swing yes, yes . Its a catch phrase. Jimmy the answer is, laying on my back like a seal, yeah. You make it with a seal . [ laughter ] naughtynaughty dont eat the seal or the penguins. Jimmy yeah. Are there any womens in your family with a history of illness, such as talking . [ laughter ] jimmy talking . Yes. Jimmy oh, yes. Its rife with talking in my family, yes. Very bad, okay. Now we can start interview. Jimmy okay, good. Now that we have finished the physical examination jimmy really . Very quick, well make Temperature Check jimmy what is that . This is thermometer. Jimmy oh, great. That goes where . Just in your in your rear in your rear hole. Jimmy yeah, no. Go [ bleep ]. Go [ bleep ]. What the problem . Why are you being resistant . You have something to hide . Jimmy no, i i just it doesnt look clean. It is very clean. I just had it in my back [ bleep ]. Oh, i have the 1 , jimmy kimmel, i am too hoity toity to have the borat tunnel. Hollywood elite. No wonder trump dont like you. Jimmy did you take that on the plane with you from kazakhstan . Did i take this on the plane . Jimmy yeah. I didnt come by plane. Jimmy oh, you didnt . In a boat. Jimmy you came by boat . Very simple, very simple. Jimmy yes . As everyone knows, the first symptom of coronaveerrus is a green crum. Jimmy a what . A green crum. Its green. Is it green . Jimmy no, not as far as i remember. I must inspect, i must inspect. Jimmy what is this device . This is just no, its the wrong way round. Jimmy how will that tell you if its green . I must remove. Jimmy all right, be careful, please. Its fine, its fine, i have him, i have him. Relax, relax. Whats the problem . Jimmy yeah, i know. Dont be ashamed. All right, all right. It is fine, hold on, relax. Why are you scared . You have something to hide . You have something to hide yes jimmy wow, hes got some grip. Yes, yes. Jimmy suddenly im powerless. Yes. Its not only the you who control the media, now its the kazak who control the hollywood host. Jimmy yes, yes. I dont know how youd know if it was green from that, but okay, go ahead. Very last thing, i need to just quickly make liquid release in this cup. Jimmy what . All right, you know what this one is hold on jimmy yeah, they dont this one here is from conan. Jimmy oh, you have conans what is that . This one is from fallons. I didnt do an interview with him, he just gave to it me. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, thats nice, hes very nice. You need one of those from me . Yes, you can put yours on top of conans. Im sure its not the first time your sperm has been mixed. [ laughter ] jimmy right. Why dont we do that during the commercial break . Yes, please. Jimmy borat is here. Please, stop your interview. Jimmy yes, i will. We will be right back. vo when life gave them the short end of the stick. They gladly fetched it anyway. Subaru presents. The underdogs. Older. Physically challenged. These remarkable dogs will never slow you down. In fact, theyre probably wondering if you can keep up with them. Subaru loves all pets. So were asking you to please consider adopting an underdog. 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If yould like to help, join me and vote yes on prop 15. Is there anything else i can help you with . Thats it. I want this one with the baby on it. This is our little secret. Welcome. Okay, what are you doing with that . Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa i have a baby inside me. Hmmm. And i want to take it out of me. Hmmm. Right. She want it out now, please. Right. Can you take it out . No, we cannot, what you say, take it out. Yes. You end that life, that life will die. Well, it already dead. It not living. No, it is a living, breathing life that god has created. I dont think he is breathing. We can show you that its breathing. I feel bad because i was the one who put the baby in her. You dont need to feel bad. I was just trying to give my daughter pleasure and next thing i know, there is a baby inside her. Uhhuh, you keep calli ining your daughter. Yes. Okay. Is he your father . Yes. Had this is your daughter . Yes. Yes. Jimmy borat and his daughter, a clip from borat subsequent movie film. Im going with the short oh, hi, how are you . Oh, this is your daughter. Hello, how are you . Nice to meet you. How are you . Well, okay, did you hey, did you steal that off the wall of our hall . Yes. Yes, you stole it. She very good thief. [ laughter ] jimmy oh. And she very violent. You must be teenagers. Jimmy you must be very proud, then. Yes. Jimmy did you enjoy making this movie with your father . Yes, i enjoy. I have killed 17 ducks. Yes, she har. Teenagers teenagers. Jimmy killed 17 ducks. Okay. [ speaking Foreign Language ] jimmy oh what did she say . She said she need make [ bleep ]. Jimmy and so this is your second time to america, i guess . [ speaking Foreign Language ] she like your trousers, pants. Jimmy oh, thank you, i appreciate it. Can she have them . [ laughter ] jimmy you want to have my pants . Yes. Jimmy yeah, sure, later on i will leave the pants for you. No, now jimmy i dont think so. [ yelling in Foreign Language ] its better you give her your pants. [ laughter ] jimmy i just you know, my microphone is in the pants, so it would be a problem, you wont be able microphone . What the problem . Jimmy, the pants. She like them. Jimmy later, when the show is done, then you can have the yes, later on. [ speaking Foreign Language ] she really want them. Jimmy hm . Listen, i give you my pants, you give me yours. Come on, no problem. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy, its fine, its fine. I give you mine. Jimmy you know what . I give you mine. Jimmy, take, take. Jimmy yeah, okay, all right, all right take them. Take them. Jimmy hold on a minute. Jimmy, take them. Jimmy let me have your pants. Take them, or i will take [ cheers and applause ] jimmy okay. See, now, thats not making me feel comfortable about taking my pants off right now. Its fine, no, its fine. She is getting angry, you do not want to see her violent. Jimmy yeah, no, all right. Jimmy, these are highquality underpants. Jimmy theyre high quality. I know they are nice, but they are a different color. [ speaking Foreign Language ] she wants the shoes too. Jimmy i have no problem with the shoes. All right, okay, here we go. Jimmy all right, there you go. There we go. All right. [ cheers and applause ] there you go, i dont know why you want my pants shouldnt the underpants too. Jimmy no underpants. He wont give you. [ speaking Foreign Language ] she said, you better take them, otherwise there will be blood. [ speaking Foreign Language ] jimmy what . Okay, now i dont want i dont know why i took my pants off [ speaking Foreign Language ] she wants to be your wife. [ laughter ] jimmy thats nice, thats very nice, very flattering. I am already married, though, but thank you. How many wife you have . Jimmy just one wife. Oh, you are a woman only, only have one wife, ha ha ha shouldnt to she want to be a wife. Jimmy im sorry, youre very kind, im sure youll find a wonderful husband, its just not going to be me. Jimmy, where is your crum . Its hiding. Jimmy im just going to stand here like this. [ laughter ] good, so please, yeah, you have not asked me any questions. Jimmy yeah, i think were out of time. Borat, i do want to make one statement social distance. Jimmy i have seen your film and it is wonderful. And no one who loves you will be disappointed. It is miraculous. And i hope that many, Many Americans watch it, and tutar, you did a beautiful job in it as well. Thank you for coming. Thank you very much. Jimmy yes, okay. [ cheers and applause ] are we done . All right, were done. Borat subsequent movie film et cetera premieres friday on Amazon Prime Video. Well be back with emma roberts my psorii had enough s pain . Its not getting in my way. Joint pain, swelling, tenderness. Much better. My psoriasis, clearer. Cosentyx works on all of this. Four years and counting. So watch out. I got this watch me. Real people with active Psoriatic Arthritis look and feel better with cosentyx. 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The Nissan Altima now offering the most techadvanced engine in its class jimmy welcome back. I got my pants back, ozuna and doja cat are coming up. Five seasons of American Horror story, the tv show, not the past four years of our lives. Her next movie is more upbeat. It comes to netflix. Please say hello to emma roberts. Hello, emma. Good to see you. Jimmy you are glowing, is that fair to say right now . Why, thank you. I wonder why that could be. Jimmy you are with child. I would never guess it from seeing you from the waist up that you are with child. No one in the zoom world knows that. Yes, it is true. Jimmy wow, there you go. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. Thank you. Jimmy who did this to you . Are people asking you like, personal questions now . People talk to pregnant women a lot more, i think, than they talk to people just normally, right . They ask weird things . Yes. No, people come up to me all the time and touch me or say things. I mean this had woman, a couple of days ago, she was like ready to pop any day now and i was like no, got a few more months. But thank you. She was like, you are huge jimmy oh, no. [ laughter ] isnt that horrible terminology to use, ready to pop . I mean, ready to pop doesnt sound good. Yeah. I know. Jimmy at all. No, also i was walking. Im like, what does my walk look like that this woman stopped me to tell me . Jimmy you posted about your pregnancy on instagram, i know. The reason that you did it is pretty, is actually funny. Tell us why you wound up revealing whats going on. Yeah, you know, i was keeping my pregnancy pretty low key. But unfortunately my mother has instagram. Which mothers and instagram, its just, its a bad combination. Jimmy yeah. And she definitely, she spilled the beans. Jimmy how did she do it . In a way, the beans were drawn out of her, werent they . Well, you have to understand about my mom. She doesnt own a computer and she had a flip phone up until three years ago. Literally my friends were like, why does your mom have a burner phone . A black flip phone with no camera, no nothing, it was very weird. For mothers day i got her an iphone. Now we can facetime, imessage, how sweet, it was a lovefest. It was the worst thing i ever did. Jimmy that was a mistake . It started slow with like a google alert on me. Which she never had before, so she was like, emma have you seen this photo from 2010 . Im like, yes, i have seen that photo, and i was getting flooded with, is this true . Have you seen this, that . And i was like, this was a bad idea. Then she got instagram. Which was okay at first, just a couple hundred followers, which grew to a couple thousand, which grew to she had no idea what she was dealing with and called me to say, do you know whos been dming me . Oh, no, please dont dm with anyone. Shes like, Jackson Browne. And i was like, mom, definitely Jackson Browne is not dming you. It took my sister going through her phone to go, thats not Jackson Browne. She got totally catfished. It led to interacting with my fans, you know, just thanking them for all their pregnancy wishes. Jimmy oh, god. It was a disaster. And i found it all out on a plane. So i couldnt get to her. I couldnt call her or attack her. So i message with her and dm her, ask her to please stop. Jimmy has she stopped now . Has she learned her lesson . Somebody asked her if you were pregnant and she said yes, right . Oh, yes. She was like, thank you so much for the well wishes, were so excited it was endless. My friends were sending me screen grabs and it was unbelievable. Then when i said to her, mom, you revealed my pregnancy. She goes, emma, you announced it and i said, no, i didnt. That was a tabloid. Shes like, oh. Oh, i didnt that wasnt clear. [ laughter ] jimmy this fake news is all very confusing, isnt it . She totally fell for the fake news. So, yeah, basically we kind of laughed. We kind of got in a fight. I blocked her at one point. It was my only weapon and she texted me and said, queen did you block me . Sad face . And i was like, yes, i did block you. Then i unblocked her. Its been an instagram war with my mother that i never saw coming. You know. A good story to tell the baby. Jimmy it as good story to tell the baby. Do you know if youre having a boy or a girl . Have you found it out . A boy. Jimmy i thought maybe all the piqnk was a hint that you were having a girl. Well, i was convinced i was having a girl to a point that i said to my boyfriend, like if its a boy, you can name it. When we found out, oh, you said i get to name him. I was like, i did say that so funny that i said that. Jimmy is he going to take that seriously . Or is this an opportunity to pull a prank that your son will have to live with for the whole rest of his life . The name thing, i, of course, came with my scroll of names. I was like, lets go through my list my boyfriend was playing very hard to get about the names. I was like, we are having a baby, you can tell me what you want to name the baby. And he was very tight lipped and he did finally, he came up with a winner that was really good. All of mine got vetoed for various reasons which i was upset about. Jimmy is the baby named veto . [ laughter ] yeah, the babys named veto. Thats actually not a bad name. Jimmy not only have you come up with a baby name, youve coined a new term with holidate, this romantic comedy youre in. What is a holdidate . Its the thing you need most around the holidays. Which is a date that is not romantic so everybody will stop asking you about your personal life or romantic life. So basically its something, it can be a friend or somebody you hire or whoever, to just like go around to parties with you so your family wont try to set you up with everyone in sight or make you feel like a single loser. Jimmy its a beard. Like a christmas beard. Like a santa beard in a way, yeah. Nice. Totally, totally. Jimmy and that is the premise of this film . It is the premise of my new movie, holidate. Its a romantic comedy. Its so fun. I think its definitely a great movie to watch right now. Jimmy what is your alltime favorite romantic comedy . My best friends wedding. Jimmy okay. The one starring your aunt julia, you had to pick that, right . No. Its comforting to me. That movie makes me laugh so hard. Yes, my aunt happens to be in it and be amazing, but its the one movie thats on my computer that i watch whenever im homesick, partially because of her, partially because its such a great movie. Jimmy congratulations on little veto. [ laughter ] thank you. Jimmy the movie is holidate, on netflix starting october 28th. Emma roberts we will be right back with ozuna and doja cat. Its following your passion to bto the very top. And setting the standard by which all who follow, will be measured. Tequila herradura, the worlds most gold medal awarded tequila. But i cant say i expected this. Because it was easy. To fight these fires, we need funding plain and simple. For this crisis, and for the next one. Prop 15 closes tax loopholes so rich corporations pay their fair share of taxes. So firefighters like me, have what we need to do the job, and to do it right. The big corporations want to keep their tax loopholes. Its what they do. Well, i do what i do. If yould like to help, join me and vote yes on prop 15. Its following your passion to bto the very top. And setting the standard by which all who follow, will be measured. Tequila herradura, the worlds most gold medal awarded tequila. Jimmy i want to thank emma roberts, thanks to borat, apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next but first, his album is called enoc, here with the song, del mar, with help from doja cat, ozuna [ singing in Foreign Language ] gimme more gimme more gimme more tell me you want this wet sign gimme more gimme more gimme kiss my skin i wont tell lies lucky son of a gun i give you that no stress life vacation live our best life whenever you want boy i need you like a vacay need you like i need you like i eh eh cause we just keep on drinking like we straight from the sea mini jean skirt with the crop top fitted tell me he dont like when i got with it long hair wet wave pantene in it big bag wallet got mad cheese in it [ singing in Foreign Language ] [ singing in Foreign Language ] i dont think ive ever seen anyone more thrilled to be expecting. She was just so excited. I think thats also part of why it was so shocking, because it was like, this is fine. Shes happy, shes healthy, everythings good. And then black women in the United States are three to four times more likely to die in childbirth than their white counterparts. Everyone else has done better, but not africanamerican women. I remember being angry. After everything, that shes dead. Just gone. The hospital ws in our neighborhood dont offer the things we need. Race itself as biological reality. Its not race, its racism. Thats daddy, ts