Stephen good to see you, my friend. Jon, whats up . Good to see you. Nice to see you. Welcome to the late show, folks. Please, have a seat. Youre too kind. Youre too kind. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host. Im your host, stephen colbert. And, you know sorry, what . Whats this . Whats this . Oh, hang on, let me see. Oh, this . Its no big deal, just the clemson helmet given to me by South Carolina governor nikki haley, and signed by clemson head coach dabo swinney. cheers and applause i wear it all the time. I wear it all the time, i usually just take it off before i come out here. Oh, hey, i just remembered, last night clemson defeated alabama to become College Footballs National Champion cheers and applause no big deal, National Champion. And since ive got the helmet, im kind of National Champion, too. Couldnt play last night because i had to do my show. I was very backbench. And, wow, what a great game, real backandforth affair. Did you guys see the game . Did anybody
Stephen good to see you, my friend. Jon, whats up . Good to see you. Nice to see you. Welcome to the late show, folks. Please, have a seat. Youre too kind. Youre too kind. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host. Im your host, stephen colbert. And, you know sorry, what . Whats this . Whats this . Oh, hang on, let me see. Oh, this . Its no big deal, just the clemson helmet given to me by South Carolina governor nikki haley, and signed by clemson head coach dabo swinney. cheers and applause i wear it all the time. I wear it all the time, i usually just take it off before i come out here. Oh, hey, i just remembered, last night clemson defeated alabama to become College Footballs National Champion cheers and applause no big deal, National Champion. And since ive got the helmet, im kind of National Champion, too. Couldnt play last night because i had to do my show. I was very backbench. And, wow, what a great game, real backandforth affair. Did you guys see the game . Did anybody
Stephen you know that song . Okay . My repertoire. Stephen thats a toetapper. You start, ill jump in. Fergilicious definition make them boys go loco they want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo you can see me you cant squeeze me i aint easy, i aint sleazy i got reasons why i tease them is this whats supposed to be happening . laughter stephen yeah. Oh, its just begun to happen baby. Okay. Stephen yeah. Stephen. Stephen yeah. I dont think my voice fits with your big stick. Stephen oh, okay, yeah, thats cool. Have a great have a great show. I should i should get i should go. What was that . Hey thats a great idea why dont we both didgeridoo. Okay, well double do it. Are you d. T. D. D. . Are you down to double didgeridoo . Get it, lets do it. I guess. Stephen okay, great, awesome. But i dont have the didgeridoo. Stephen oh, really . Whats that behind your ear . laughter here you go. Five, six, seven, eight. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, ste
You know that song fergilicious . I know that. Stephen you know that song . Okay . My repertoire. Stephen thats a toetapper. You start, ill jump in. Fergilicious definition make them boys go loco they want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo you can see me you cant squeeze me i aint easy, i aint sleazy i got reasons why i tease them is this whats supposed to be happening . laughter stephen yeah. Oh, its just begun to happen baby. Okay. Stephen yeah. Stephen. Stephen yeah. I dont think my voice fits with your big stick. Stephen oh, okay, yeah, thats cool. Have a great have a great show. I should i should get i should go. What was that . Hey thats a great idea why dont we both didgeridoo. Okay, well double do it. Are you d. T. D. D. . Are you down to double didgeridoo . Get it, lets do it. I guess. Stephen okay, great, awesome. But i dont have the didgeridoo. Stephen oh, really . Whats that behind your ear . laughter here you go. Five, six, seven, eight. Announcer its t
You know that song fergilicious . I know that. Stephen you know that song . Okay . My repertoire. Stephen thats a toetapper. You start, ill jump in. Fergilicious definition make them boys go loco they want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo you can see me you cant squeeze me i aint easy, i aint sleazy i got reasons why i tease them is this whats supposed to be happening . laughter stephen yeah. Oh, its just begun to happen baby. Okay. Stephen yeah. Stephen. Stephen yeah. I dont think my voice fits with your big stick. Stephen oh, okay, yeah, thats cool. Have a great have a great show. I should i should get i should go. What was that . Hey thats a great idea why dont we both didgeridoo. Okay, well double do it. Are you d. T. D. D. . Are you down to double didgeridoo . Get it, lets do it. I guess. Stephen okay, great, awesome. But i dont have the didgeridoo. Stephen oh, really . Whats that behind your ear . laughter here you go. Five, six, seven, eight. Announcer its t