Trumps impeachment trial to begin next Tuesday Morning and he says it could last as long as later that Tuesday Morning [ light laughter ] the white house said, yesterday, that President Trump will likely assert executive privilege to limit what his aides can say during his impeachment trial and hes working with the makers of taboo on a fun way to do it [ laughter ] [ imitates buzzer democrats held their latest primary debate tonight, and former Vice President joe biden and senator Bernie Sanders were placed at the center podiums, instead of where theyre usually placed, in the balcony [ laughter ] president [ applause ] President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump attended last nights College Football national championship, and stood on the field during the National Anthem and a little bit during the first quarter. [ laughter ] theyre still cheering. Im not going to my seat till they stop cheering. [ laughter ] oreo announced yesterday they will be releasing a limited edition most stuff
Guests Shaquille Oneal Jacqueline Novak musical guest lil baby and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1181 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much what a crowd i missed you happy 2020, everybody, hey [ cheers and applause welcome to the tonight show. I want to wish everyone a happy new year i saw that for 2020, a lot of people are making the resolution to drink more water [ light laughter ] thats why for the last six days, college kids have woken up next to a pile of empty coors lights [ laughter ] this is fun. I saw that people ar participating in the 2020 tipping challenge you hear about this . Its where you tip waiters 20. 20 in honor of the new year waiters heard that and theyre like, thats great, except your bill was 500. [ laughter ] lets get to some news the big stories, everything going on with iran a little scary but on the bright side, its the first time trumps ever said i and ran in the same sent
So hes either trying to tell us how tough he is, or hes trying to explain his extensive brain damage [ laughter ] according to a new poll, former Vice President joe biden has retaken the lead nationally in the democratic primary said biden, im gonna win this thing or my name isnt whatever my name is. [ laughter and applause a record 31. 5 Million People are expected to be traveling for the thanksgiving holiday and no surprise, theyre all taking your exit [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause just how it goes thats just how it goes. A newspaper in canada ran a christmas ad this week and misspelled santas name as satan. [ laughter ] weird, thats so weird. The same thing happened to me at starbucks, said today was pie in the face day. And tomorrow is pie in the laundry room while you hide from your relatives day. [ laughter and applause mit students over the weekend set a Guinness World record after throwing a hot dog 120 feet and catching it in a bun. 50,000 a year, said their parents, who
The inquiry will determine whether epsteins death was a suicide, and if so, who suicided him. [ laughter ] former Vice President joe biden apologized this weekend after misspeaking at an event and saying quote, poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids. [ light laughter ] adding, sorry, that came out gay. [ laughter ] President Trump this weekend mocked former Vice President joe biden on twitter saying quote, does anybody really believe he is mentally fit to be president . That would be a great question if anybody else was asking it. [ laughter ] but this is like having the crazy guy in the subway walk up to you and say, can you believe this other guy . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause during a fundraiser event in the hamptons on friday, President Trump reportedly made fun of south korea and japan, and did impression of japanese and korean accents wow, that is actually impressive i didnt think he knew they were different. [ laughter ] when it comes to impression
Jay weinberg. [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers, this is late night. We hope youre doing well. And now if you dont mind, were going to get to the news. Adult film star Stormy Daniels testified today in former president trumps criminal hush money trial. So trump technically slept with her again. [ laughter ] ahead of Stormy Daniels testimony today in former president trumps criminal hush money trial, one of the prosecutors told judge juan merchan that daniels will not describe trumps genitalia, because it would violate the gag order. [ laughter ] while testifying in former president trumps criminal hush money trial, adult film star Stormy Daniels said that in phone calls after a sexual encounter with trump in 2006, he would often call her honey bunch. Honey bunch . And you guys think biden is too old. [ laughter ] during former president trumps criminal hush money trial, adult film star Stormy Daniels testified that she spanked trump with a