Steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Nick Offerman, Stacey Abrams, and musical guest busta rhymes features anderson. Paak, and the legendary roots crew and now, here he is jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy yes. Oh thats what im talking about. Hi thank you very much. Hey. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show everybody. We are here. [ cheers and applause studio 6a in new york city it feels good. Thank you so much for watching lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, i think its fair to say that right now, america is at a crossroads it doesnt get much bigger than this so we begin tonight with our top story. Get excited because mcdonalds is bringing back the mcrib. Jimmy thats right [ laughter ] americans were like finally, a a glimmer of home in the barren wasteland thats been 2020 [ laughter ] when he heard about it, trump dropped out of
Announcer tonight, on late night with seth myers Stacey Abrams. Creator of david byrnes america utopia, david byrne and all new closer look. And all new closer look. Featuring the 8g band with sonny emory. Now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth myers and this is late night. I hope everyone is doing well tonight. And lets get to the news. Well just this week we learned that women received unnecessary hysterectomies at an i. C. E. Detention facility the attorney general called for demonstrators to be charged with sedition and the white house wanted to use a heat ray on Peaceful Protesters to clear the way for a photoop i think at this point even queue is an undecided voter. Thats right federals officials reportedly considered deploying a socalled heat ray that makes targets skin feel like its burning, in preparation for clearing a peaceful protest across from the white house in june. Apparently, they decided the ray was too much after testing it on steve bannon looks like the heat r
Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers. Russell crowe. From a. P. Bio, actor and comedian, Patton Oswalt. Music from the lemon twigs featuring the 8g band with thomas land. And now seth meyers. Seth welcome to late night. Hows everybody doing . The sea captain just found out im leaving after this week and now he is not speaking to me or as my family keeps trying to tell me, hes never been speaking to me well, last night was the first night of the Democratic National Convention Republican edition seriously, what was going on last night you couldnt gather that many republicans if you were giving away golf pants at the marina. During her speech at last nights Democratic National convention, former First Lady Michelle Obama said, quote, let me be as honest and clear as i possibly can. Which was then followed by extensive bleeping donald trump is the [ bleep ][ bleep ] for [ bleep ][ bleep ] seth during her speech at last nights Democratic National convention, former First Lady Mi
Well see you tomorrow goodnight, everybody and he is right. No president has done more for women. Hes done thi hes done that he said this and this and this dont you forge about that seth wow, that is a lot. It sure is. Seth do you have more . Seth, i could do this forever announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers. Russell crowe. From a. P. Bio, actor and comedian, Patton Oswalt. He also did thi and this and thi and this music from the lemon twigs and thi featuring the 8g band with thomas land. And dont forget he did thi and this and this and this and now seth meyers. And dont you ever forge he did thi and this seth welcome to late night. Hows everybody doing . The sea captain just found out im leaving after this week and now he is not speaking to me or as my family keeps trying to tell me, hes never been speaking to me well, last night was the first night of the Democratic National Convention Republican edition seriously, what was going on last night seth wow, thats more than a
Not outside. And so because i am inside as it is known, i have the ability to condition the air to a level and temperature of my choosing. And i know some people might ask well trevor, than why dont you just turn down the air conditioning so that the apartment is more warm. Well, if i did that i wouldnt be able to wear a hoodie. And i like wearing hoodies. But still, to anyone who i have made feel hot, i apologize. I never intended for my temperature choices to affect your temperature feeling. Also completely unrelated to the scandal, we wont be having a show friday, saturday or sunday as i will be taking a long planned vacation to go trout fishing. Anyway, on tonights episode, kayne west is coming for the white house. Why celebrities were banned from sending tweets. And reparations are finally here. So lets do this, people. Welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show wit