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The family of a 15 Year Old Girl missing in malaysia thank the search teams who are scouring the jungle for her. We are extremely impressed with the effort, your expertise, your dedication. And we hope you find nora. More than a Million People are evacuated from their homes as a powerful typhoon hits china. And click reports on internet shutdowns in kashmir and a new car scanner in israel. Thats in half an hour. Good afternoon. The Energy Regulator is demanding answers from the National Grid after a major blackout struck large areas of england and wales yesterday evening. Around a Million People were affected by the power cut, which led to huge disruption for rail passengers, caused traffic lights to fail and left thousands of homes without electricity. The National Grid said the outage was a rare and unusual event caused by the almost simultaneous loss of power at a gas station and an offshore wind farm atjust before five oclock yesterday. In a statement, rwe, owners of the power stat