And she just yelled read the transcript. The democrats are slowly building their case against the president , brick by brick. Today mexico even offered to pay for the bricks. We got a full day of live, televised testimony from thrsom officials. If these impeachment proceedings have taught me anything, theres no sentence more depressing than the chair now recognizes devin nunes. He has a look on his face like a kid whose mom just dragged him across the schoolyard in front of his friends. Kn nunez used his time to lash out at the media, calling them puppets of the democratic party, so for someone who has their fist so far up the butt theyre bumping his knuckles. We were watching i was concerned by the call. What i heard was inappropriate. And i forwarded my concerns to mr. Eisenberg. Hey i need help in here yes, sir. Beat up the tv. Yeah. Kick its jimmy you know what . I tell you, in fairness, we did the same thing when arnold hosted the apprentice. We heard from trumps former special en
Times a year to check out the smoke alarm in the greenroom. Also, jim gaffigan and dave salmony is here. He brought a menagerie of creatures, including a striped skunk. I think its a skunk, either that, or im smelling snoops dressing room. He also brought what is called a great alligator turtle. I googled it. It should be fighting mothra in japan. Theres dave right there. Hey, dave, whats this animal . This is a finnic fox whose name is bob. Jimmy bob the fox. Does he know how many Instagram Likes he could get . Anything cute like this, he gets lots of likes. Jimmy thats dave salmony. You know, President Trump took a field trip to bask in the glow of workers at a petrochemicals plant. He was there to talk energy. And of course immediately steered the conversation from energy to himself. And we make a lot of jokes about this president , but its important to remember just how much hes sacrificed for the good of us. This thing is costing me a fortune being president. Somebody said oh, he
Times a year to check out the smoke alarm in the greenroom. Also, jim gaffigan and dave salmoni is here. He brought a menagerie of creatures, including a striped skunk. I think its a skunk, eith that, or im smelling snoops dressing room. He also brought what is called a alligator turtle. I googled it. It should be fighting mothra in japan. Theres dave right there. Hey, dave, whats this animal . This is a fennec fox whose name is bob. Jimmy bob the fox. Does he know how many Instagram Likes he could get . Anything cute like this, he gets lots of likes. Jimmy thats dave salmoni. You know, President Trump took a field trip to bask in the glow of workers at a petrochemicals plant. He was there to talk energy. And of course immediately steered the conversation from energy to himself. And we make a lot of jokes about this president , but its important to remember just how much hes sacrificed for the good of us. This thing is costing me a fortune being president. Somebody said oh, he might ha
Heres jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Very kind. Welcome. Hello, brooklyn. Thats great. Please sit. Whats that behind me . Very nice. Sit, sit, relax, relax. Thats very kind. I miss you already. Thank you for leaving the tiny apartments you share with five roommates to be here tonight. [ laughter ] this is closing night for us at the Brooklyn Academy of music, its very sad. [ cheers and applause ] i want to tell people across the country, this borough of brooklyn is unlike any other place on earth. Im going to miss everything about it. Except alternate side parking. [ laughter ] theres so much character. You can feel it in every place you go. In l. A. Our most historic landmark is the sunglass hut at the sherman oaks galleria. So its different here. I dont know if you can tell. My suits pulling a little, ive eaten so much this week. I want to thank all the many restaurants and coffee shops and doughnut shops and diners and ice cream places, all the many
Heres jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Very kind. Welcome. Hello, brooklyn. Thats great. Please sit. Whats that behind me . Very nice. Sit, sit, relax, relax. Thats very kind. I miss you already. Thank you for leaving the tiny apartments you share with five roommates to be here tonight. [ laughter ] this is closing night for us at the Brooklyn Academy of music, its very sad. [ cheers and applause ] i want to tell people across the country, this borough of brooklyn is unlike any other place on earth. Im going to miss everything about it. Except alternate side parking. [ laughter ] theres so much character. You can feel it in every place you go. In l. A. Our most historic landmark is the sunglass hut at the sherman oaks galleria. So its different here. I dont know if you can tell. My suits pulling a little, ive eaten so much this week. I want to thank all the many restaurants and coffee shops and doughnut shops and diners and ice cream places, all the many