Quote, strong focus on the china virus, including scheduled meetings on vaccines, our economy and much else. He then ran the tweet by his proofreader, brett favre looks good lets hit the back nine. President trump mocked joe biden on twitter yesterday after the former Vice President mistakenly referred to arizona as a city, when everyone knows its two cities Everything Else is rest stops. That joke was written by arizonas own alex bays. President trump toured an Innovation Center in North Carolina today said employees, sir, we have so much more to show you than the door. This is incredible. It opens like ma i am not touching anything. No button, no handle it knows im here. And in an interview yesterday, House Speaker nancy pelosi criticized president trumps handling of the coronavirus pandemic and called him mr make matters worse so i guess i have to come up with a new nickname for my penis. What the kids are here . They really they really shouldnt be within earshot for the monologue.
Doctor to take a cognitive test because he wanted to shut up the our first guest tonight is a fake news and boy, did he, Nobel Peace Prize recipient former Vice President and winner of the 2000 popular vote because it just got real person, woman, man, camera, heres my conversation with former Vice President al gore. Tv welcome back to the show, al how are you . Seth mr. President , can you im doing great also point out the ocean how are you doing . Because id like to walk into seth im doing well. It i mean, obviously based on the i cant help but start by decor it has to be nearby. You know what . Mentioning the fact that when im just going to find it on my own. You were on the show in november thats right in the studio, it was the middle of impeachment, and you were President Trump bragged that he saying it was as dangerous a time as weve lived through, and was able to pass a cognitive test administered by his doctor. Yet it seems incredibly quaint said trump, turns out im a total mira
Thats right, President Trump suggested postponing novembers president ial election on twitter. All right, well, seeing as the two candidates have a combined age of 151, i wouldnt recommend pushing it too much. President trump wants to postpone the november election apparently, his newest adviser told him if you feel like you are about to get sacked, you got to buy yourself some time. Technically the term for what im doing is scrambling. Were scrambling. After frequently refusing to wear a facemask around the capitol, republican congressman Louie Gohmert has tested positive for coronavirus but dont worry, his neck is fine thats right, republican congressman Louie Gohmert has tested positive for coronavirus. Who could have seen this coming, said gohmert about todays date President Trump yesterday criticized fox news for their coverage of clashes between protesters and federal agents in portland, but said it was quote, too complicated to discuss in a tweet. Also too complicated to discuss
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Will get worse before it gets better, which may be true, but its still a weird campaign promise. When asked about former associate of Jeffrey Epstein and accused sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell at his press conference yesterday, President Trump said, quote, i wish her well. And then somewhere an assassin said, thats the code, and started screwing together a plastic rifle. Thats right he was asked about accused sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell and said he had met maxwell numerous times over the years and wished her well oh, no, thats going to become a trump rally chant, isnt it . Wish her well wish her well former Attorney Michael Cohen has written a tellall book about President Trump. Seriously . Harry potter wasnt written about this much. What else is there to know oh, wow oh, it says hes a touch racist. What page oh, all of them. The Democratic Party recently drafted its 2020 platform, which is 80 pages long and was drafted by a 15person panel, as opposed to the republican platform