Supreme court going to shut him down this week tomorrow they are going to say, were also making it illegal to wear suits that look like trash bags sorry, my man. President trump tweeted today about former National Security adviser john boltons new book and said, quote, wacko john boltons exceedingly tedious New York Times book is made up of lies and fake stories, said all good about me in print until the day i fired him. A disgruntled, boring fool who only wanted to go to war and never had a clue, was ostracized and happily dumped what a dope. Okay, but everyone already knew that, and then you hired him trumps like a mcdonalds manager who puts a golden retriever on the register and then gets mad about the long line it was never going to work in the new interview, former National Security adviser john bolton said, he believes that putin thinks he can play president trump, quote, like a fiddle i dont know fiddles are notoriously hard to play if anything, putin is playing trump like a dru
Something really cool called working it out. Lets get to the news. And this is you and a fellow while touring the southern border yesterday in arizona, comedian, more often than not, President Trump signed a plaque, commemorating the 200th mile of border wall. You know the borders like 2,000 someone you know fairly well miles long, right . Seems a little premature what does the plaque say, to be continued trump must be one of those guys basically doing what you would who takes the burrito out of the be doing in clubs with each other on social media. Microwave with 40 seconds to go. Yeah. The ice crystals are so its, like, ive been doing refreshing its the best part. It as a podcast called working thats right President Trump visited the u. S. It out. Mexico border yesterday for the and i want to pressure you to first time this year, but they got him back come on. Seth i do want to do it. I really want to do it we got a runner and so i work on new you can give him a head start. Were goin
President trump said that he knows the u. S. Is past the peak of a pandemic because he was quote, looking at graph and models. Or more likely, looking at graphs and thinking about models i wonder what Kathy Ireland is doing right now. Probably not wasting her time looking at a bunch of stupid graphs. According to a new poll, voters overwhelmingly want former Vice President joe biden to choose a running mate with governing experience said one man, i already told you, joe, no. Cmon, lets freaky friday this thing. Uh no. Senator Elizabeth Warren said yesterday she would be former Vice President joe bidens running mate if he asked while senator Amy Klobuchar said shed be his running mate even if he didnt President Trump held an event at the white house today celebrating truckers and he was pretty disappointed they didnt bring that lady from their mud flaps. Oh, im sorry, mr. President. That is just a drawing. No, i know, but where is the lady the drawing is based on you dont just make that
Hair piling up on top my head. And, again, im on the fence cut it or grow it out to the length of James Spaders character steff mckee in the film, pretty in pink. Oh, man. I mean, to have that confidence, hand in pocket, leaning up against a red sports car one day. Who knows, one day lets get to the news. President trumps birthday was yesterday. So let me be the first to say happy 104th . Seth you know our first after he was recorded uneasily guest from his work on saturday walking down a ramp at the u. S night live. Academy over the weekend, he cowrote and stars in the king of Staten Island, which is President Trump defended himself available on demand now. On twitter and said he ran down heres my conversation with our friend, Pete Davidson. The final stretch incline. Seth pete, buddy, it is so but ill let you guys be the nice to see you. Judge. How are you doing . Im good, man you know, just chilling in my moms basement, safe whoa [ laughter ] is that President Trump or the seth that
The thin attic walls you know what . I might go for it. I might go for it, guys. Lets get to the news. President trump tweeted this morning, quote, buffalo protester shoved by police could be an antifa provocateur 75 yearold Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan Police Communications in order to black out the equipment. I watched. He fell harder than was pushed was aiming scanner could be a setup . Oh, my god whats wrong with you . You tweeted that thats not for twitter that kind of insanity clearly belongs on facebook. You know what this means for the next few days all 52 republican senators are going to be hiding in trumps bunker. Oh, we cant see tweets down here too dark i didnt see it House Democrats and Speaker Nancy Pelosi kneeled for 8 minutes and 46 seconds in a show of solidarity with protesters and im not sure thats the answer if this was their halloween costume, theyd be banned from the school yearbook. According to the latest numbers, almost a half Million P