Trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out. Thank you so much for coming out. Im trevor noah. Our guest tonight our guest tonight, was the National Security adviser to president president obama. Here to talk about her new memoir, susan rice is joining us on the show, everybody cheers and applause were going to have a lot of fun. Also on tonights show, the pope is getting horny. Lewis black is here to fix health care. And donald trump is cockblock congress. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with pope francis, leader of the worldwide Catholic Church and president of the tall hat club club. Francis has shaken up the church for years now. He said he disappoint judge gay people. He said your pets will go to heaven. And now hes considering maybe the biggest change yet. Pope francis signaling a possible depasture from a centuriesold tradition in the Catholic Church the requirement of celibacy for priest is open f
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That youre secretly building weapons of mass destruction up here. Weapons of mass destruction . No, this is a chocolate chip factory, see . It looks like a chemical weapons plant. Look, god, if like a chemical weapons plant, would i . Id make it look like a chocolate chip factory or something. All right, just checking. Stupid asshole. Captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com Comedy Central from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. And thank you for coming out, as always. Thank you so much. Im trevor noah. Our guest tonight is a 16yearold climate activist who sailed across the atlantic because she refuses to fly on planes. Greta thunberg is joining us, everybody. cheers and applause also on tonights show, vaping will be illegal. Lewis black is here to save the future. And one of the worlds biggest drug dealers is finally paying u
Planes. Greta thunberg is joining us, everybody. cheers and applause also on tonights show, vaping will be illegal. Lewis black is here to save the future. And one of the worlds biggest drug dealers is finally paying up. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with some big news out of washington because the vaping industry may be about to go up in smoke. President trump will propose banning all flavored ecigarettes after the c. D. C. Reported at least six people may have died from vapingrelated illnesses. Vaping has become a very big business, as i understand it, like a giant business in a very short period of time. But we cant allow people to get sick, and we cant have our youth be so affected. And im hearing it. And thats how the first lady got involved. Shes got a son together that is a a beautiful young man. And she feels very, very strongly about it. laughter trevor shes got a son . laughter you mean the son she made with you . laughter how on earth does trump forg
Trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out i appreciate you. Lets do this. Im trevor noah. Our guest tonight is an actor from suits now starring in a brandnew Spinoff Series called pearson. Gina torres is joining us, everybody. cheers and applause also on tonights show, Robert Mueller finally testifies on capitol hill; lewis black heads to the beach; and if you have a snow globe, you could be smuggling drugs. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with some breaking news from puerto rico. After weeks of protests over corruption and leaked text messages, Governor Ricardo Rossello is expected to resign from office. Yeah. applause hes going out. applause now, he said he doesnt want to do it, and hes reportedly devastated and crying tears over the situation. Luckily, President Trump threw him some boxes of kleenex to dry his eyes. laughter and while puerto rico is saying goodbye to its leader, Great Britain is welc