Desus lets go lets go welcome to the daily show im your host this week, whats my name . [crowd says desus nice ] desus thats right. Its great to be back hosting for a second night. I got to say, it is kind of like we are in a relationship now. Im getting pretty comfortable here, you know . I might start taking a dump with the door open. Hell, i might be taking a dump right now you dont know. Anyway, weve got a great show for you tonight. So lets get into headlines [cheers and applause] lets kick things off in congress, where today, republicans were once again trying to pick a new speaker. After Kevin Mccarthy was kicked out, and Steve Scalise failed, and jim jordan also failed, today they nominated some poor bastard named tom emmer. This dude was their nominee for 4 hours then he dropped out. Martin scorsese and her making movies that last longer than speaker candidates. If you saw this afternoon, you missed this dudes entire nomination. Personally, i was disappointed. I was looking fo
Jordan welcome to the daily show im jordan klepper. Weve got so much to talk about tonight. Lewis black takes on the cybertruck. [cheers and applause] rfk jr. Has something he just cant get out of his head. And kristi noems hopes of becoming vp have been taken out to the gravel pit and shot. Plus, matt damon joins us tonight not a bad show, huh . [cheers and applause] but first, lets catch up on all the latest in the president ial race with another installment of indecision 2024. [cheers and applause] lets kick things off with the huge trial that threatens to destroy a politicians career. Not trumps trial, hell get off scotfree. No, im talking about Public Opinion v. Kristi noem, south dakota governor and big fan of the last two minutes of old yeller. The mainstream liberal media has been coming at her for days, just because her new memoir has a little story in it about executing a puppy. So now shes turning to her base on conservative media to find some support. But it turns out that
[cheers and applause] jordan welcome to the daily show im jordan klepper. Weve got so much to talk about tonight. Lewis black takes on the cybertruck. [cheers and applause] rfk jr. Has something he just cant get out of his head. And kristi noems hopes of becoming vp have been taken out to the gravel pit and shot. Plus, matt damon joins us tonight not a bad show, huh . [cheers and applause] but first, lets catch up on all the latest in the president ial race with another installment of indecision 2024. [cheers and applause] lets kick things off with the huge trial that threatens to destroy a politicians career. Not trumps trial, hell get off scotfree. No, im talking about Public Opinion v. Kristi noem, south dakota governor and big fan of the last two minutes of old yeller. The mainstream liberal media has been coming at her for days, just because her new memoir has a little story in it about executing a puppy. So now shes turning to her base on conservative media to find some support.
National security, surprise. Trumedly sharing secrets about u. S. Nuclear submarines to a Maralago Club member after he left office. Trump revealing, quote, how many Nuclear Warheads the vessels carried and how close they could get to their russian counterparts without being detected. Tr telling these secrets to an australia Billionaire Business than anthonypratt. Pratt told scores of others including more than a dozen foreign officials, several of his own employees, and handful ja smiths team has already interviewed pratt as part of their vestation, making pratt, quote, among more than 80 people whom prosecutors have identified as possible witnesses to testify against trump. This bombshell was not included in the trump indict, which suggests jack smith has a lot more evidence than whats been made public so far. Smith is likely to use trumps own history against him. In 2017, trump gave up highly Classified Information to the Russian Foreign minister in the oval office. Trump later twee
applause but lets get started with the show. And for this first story you will probably want to look up from your phones. Unless are you watching this on your phone, then you should keep watching. Two big apple investors saying that the iphone is toxic to kids. Writing a letter to apple this weekend saying he needs to address a growing Public Health crisis. Youth phone addiction. Apple says they are going to be rolling out some new features but they also are saying they have already had some Parental Controls in place since 2008. Some of those include, you know, some shared accounts, keeping an eye on downloads and one other suggestion they say to talk to your kids. Trevor im sorry, talk to my kids . Why do you think i got them the phone in the first place, apple . You can tell that apple is on top of their game because no other company would have the balls to judge you in their press release. Like they write maybe you should talk to your kids, yeah . Instead of asking us about feature