And as soon as all the candidates walked out on stage, one thing became immediately clear there are still way too many candidates. Ronald reagan was strong, but Ronald Reagan didnt send troops into the middle east. And Ronald Reagan walked away at reykjavik. He walked away; he quit talking when it was time to quit talking. Can i finish with my time . Can i finish with my time . Why does she keep interrupting everybody . Yeah. Boy. [laughter, boos] yeah, boo boo, donald trump dont you dare shush carly fiorina. She may have another great fake abortion story to tell. At age 14, another teenager angered me, and i had a large camping knife, and i tried to stab him in the abdomen. Im dangerous and i try to kill people and im a bad person i should be president so the Republican Partys new itgirl is freshman texas senator ted cruz. Hey, hey [gunfire] hey [hiphop music] mmm. Machinegun bacon. [laughs] [laughs mockingly] that bacon is definitely from a human. [laughter] you said in september 30t
Give us their reason why they think that nice black family should leave the white house. laughter i know it. Yup, its time to see whats happening with the unblackening. screaming larry it always scares me. It always does. Now, this country rarely agrees on anything, but i think we can all agree that last weeks r. N. C. Was a cluster bleep . In fact, the convention was so bad that d. N. C. Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman schultz tweeted to r. N. C. Chair Reince Priebus during the convention, hey, reince im in cleveland if you need another chair to help keep your convention in order. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Well, that may have been a premature burn. D. N. C. Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman schultz forced to step down after wikileaks released a trove of embarrassing private emails by d. N. C. Executives. Larry looks like the burner has become the. One who got fired, apparently. Run out of that joke analogy, already. laughter so this already was starting out to be a night of awkward. And for a while
Week two of the conventions. Last week was cleveland. And this week were clearly in the manliest city in america. Because everything in this city is about men, everything. Its the city of brotherly love. Home of the founding fathers. Yeah. Boyz ii men. laughter yeah. Like, even the Football Team is the eagles. The only animal that has malepattern baldness, the only one. Haugh laugh i mean, on top of the city hall tower i saw a statue of william penn with his dick out. laughter cheers and applause he looked like he was peeing on philadelphia. And heres whats so great about all of this. All this masculinity, and this city made history by nominating americas First Major Party female president ial candidate cheers and applause were so excited. Well talk more about it. We have a guest tonight, the chairman of Hillary Clintons campaign. John podesta will be joining us, which is really exciting. So to get straight into it. Last night was start of the Democratic National convention. They had t
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New battles, and our guest judges are joke assassin anthony jeselnik, oscar winner whoopi goldberg. Tune in tomorrow, same battle time, same battle channel. Montreal, go nuts battle battle battle announcer live from philadelphia, americas first cream cheese. Lets not get crazy. Goldman sachs presents the hillary acceptance speech. [cheers and applause] trevor thank you, so much, everybody. Thank you, so much. Welcome to the daily show im trevor noah coming to live from philadelphia. This is it, ladies and gentlemen. Moments ago Hillary Clinton officially accepted the nomination as president of the United States. This is it. Exciting. She made history as the first zayn person nominated for president this year. Now we will get into the highlights of hillarys speech in a moment. One of the moving moments came earlier from the parents of a muslim army captain who gave his life fighting in iraq. Donald trump, consistently smears the character of muslims. Donald trump, youre asking americans