Give us their reason why they think that nice black family should leave the white house. laughter i know it. Yup, its time to see whats happening with the unblackening. screaming larry it always scares me. It always does. Now, this country rarely agrees on anything, but i think we can all agree that last weeks r. N. C. Was a cluster bleep . In fact, the convention was so bad that d. N. C. Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman schultz tweeted to r. N. C. Chair Reince Priebus during the convention, hey, reince im in cleveland if you need another chair to help keep your convention in order. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Well, that may have been a premature burn. D. N. C. Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman schultz forced to step down after wikileaks released a trove of embarrassing private emails by d. N. C. Executives. Larry looks like the burner has become the. One who got fired, apparently. Run out of that joke analogy, already. laughter so this already was starting out to be a night of awkward. And for a while, it lived up to the billing. Baltimore mayor stephanie rawlingsblake forgot to bang the gavel, then you had this congresswomans quasitwintheshining sister who came on stage for a shoutout but wouldnt leave its a shoutout go on get then you had crying guy in a peter pan hat i mean, get over it. Stop crying. Youre a boy for the rest of your life. Thats what you wanted, thats what you got. But then, finally, somebody comes out on stage and hits it out of the park. Cory booker king pointed to the mountain top, kennedy pointed to the moon from seneca falls to those who stood at stonewall inn, giants before us said in a chorus of conviction, america, we will rise. Larry damn cory booker laughter you came out there swinging, quoting maya angelou, even pulling some church sweat dabbing. laughter applause and Hillary Clinton, well yall know it larry mmhmm, thats right, mmhmm take em to church, cory thats right, rise we will rise laughter ive got to take this off for a second. That brothers not that excited about hillary, he just wants to be president. I can see whats going on there. He figures going in there, having his aughtfour obama moment. as cory booker im going to go out there, im going to kill it. I better hydrate, so i sweat properly. Electrolytes, brother this is how you become president and the next day, im going to be the only one anyones talking about i Michelle Obama was spectacular. Amazing. Amazing. Show stopping speech. Just brought down the house. The moment of the night. Larry im sorry, cory who . laughter oh, my god. Michelles speech was so overwhelmingly good, cory booker filed a Police Report claiming his thunder was stolen. laughter absolutely true. By the way. She didnt just steal his thunder, she pulled up in a van and straightup jacked his thunder. I watch my daughters, two beautiful, intelligent black young women playing with their dogs on the white house lawn. And because of Hillary Clinton, my daughters and all our sons and daughters now take for granted that a woman can be president of the United States. Larry yeah, after that speech, a lot of people thought, that woman should be you laughter applause cheering all right. Okay. Sorry. Apologize. For more on last nights speeches, lets go to robin thede, who is live at Convention Headquarters in philadelphia. cheers and applause so, robin, what did you think about the lineup last night . First of all, michelle looked amazing its not about that. Its about respect. The speech the speech was so incredible. She gave me my whole clap entire life, larry larry your whole entire life . What do you mean . Her words her words brought people together. She reset the whole tone of this election, larry in her own words, they go low, we go high ah ah cheers and applause shes a better speaker than barack, larry they dont call her the closer for nothing larry okay, i get it. You really liked michelle. But what about the other speakers like Elizabeth Warren . Who . Oh, the lady who went after michelle . She was cool, but she should have gone before michelle because my first lady brought it. Why cant michelle run for president . Is it too late . Or is it too soon . Because everyone would vote for her. Larry okay, robin. Youre a little obsessed with michelle right now. Luckily, we also sent franchesca to the convention. Maybe she did some actual reporting. Franchesca, are you there . Yes i was here the whole night. I was covering the cory booker speech. Larry oh, great. Any observations about that . Got it all on my phone, larry. But i threw that once michelle started speaking cheering she was clap amazing wasnt she great . yaaaas when she said, i wake up every day in a house that slaves built . I need to get a house that slaves built laughter amazing. Larry ladies ladies, please nobodys getting a house that slaves built the speech is the only thing you remember from last night . It was great, but it wasnt lifechanging. What did he just say . Let it go, girl. Like michelle says, when he goes low, we go high. Girl, ima get me a slave house. Larry robin thede and Franchesca Ramsey, everybody nobodys getting a slave house cheers and applause all right. So, anyhow, the night of Michelle Obama was all set up to showcase Bernie Sanders, who had the most awkward task of the evening to gently and inspirationally break up with his followers. I understand that many people here in this Convention Hall and around the country are disappointed based on her ideas and her leadership, Hillary Clinton must become the next president of the United States cheers and applause larry of course theyre crying hes literally dumping them on National Television look, you love me, i love you, but we cant really date anymore. Remember that person we hate . I want you to date her. So sanders supporters feel jilted, betrayed and even silenced. And to show their anger, many wore tape over their mouths during last nights speeches. Since they felt their voices werent heard, were giving one supporter a chance to speak tonight, please welcome Jackie Miller cheers and applause so jackie, whats your end game here . Flipping delegates . Shaping the platform . Mmrr mrrr hrrrm larry fair point, but undecided voters watching the convention might think, the democrats are in chaos mmrr mrrr hrrrm mm hhr hrr. Larry okay. Ted cruz did say vote your conscience, and technically we do have more than two parties, but disagreeing mmrr mrrr. Larry youre right false equivalency. Ha ha. You got me mm hhr hrr. Mmrr hrrm larry wow, thats a very nuanced analysis of the effects of a compromised political discourse. You really broke it down. So where are you with bernie right now . Eh. Larry oh, so you feel that the promises he made of a revolution in the political arena are undetermined by supporting a candidate who seems to be the antithesis of that . Mmm hmm. Larry so whatd you think of Michelle Obamas speech . She claps changed clap my clap life im gonna get me a slave house slave house slave house larry nobodys getting a slave house Jackie Miller, everybody well be right back. cheers and applause with this level of intelligence. Its a supercomputer. With this grade of protection. Its a fortress. And with this standard of luxury. Its an oasis. Introducing the completely redesigned eclass. Its everything you need it to be. And more. See your authorized dealer for exceptional offers through mercedesbenz financial services. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Pretty much over. Shows friend wish we could start it from the beginning. jon bon jovi with directv, you can. 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Com and get up to six hundred dollars. Larry welcome back. Im here with my panel. First up, the nightly show contributor jordan carlos. The nightly show contributor Franchesca Ramsey. And his new ep jouvert comes out this september, you can hear the single hendrix now, Award Winning musician and producer wyclef jean and for everyone at home, join our conversation right now on twitter nightlyshow using the tonightly. Michelle obamas speech was the best speech last night, but Bernie Sanders was the most important. It was intended to unify the party, but it felt more like his breakup speech. How do you think he did . With his peeps, as they said in the emails. How do you think he did . Does the party feel united or is it still its going to get united. But it was really hard. Looking at it, looked like bernie was giving the speech when you see the people crying. I was just, like, man, we need to legalize more weed, man. People are too emotional right now. Larry theyre in the throws of the breakup. You make up to break up. Its almost like he was saying, now i can no longer be with you. I want to turn you over now. Turn us over to who, man . Go with her. Thats what he was trying to do. It felt like a classic breakup machine. Its not me, its the political machine. Which you hear a lot of. It was sad. Im not convinced it did anything to unify things. Larry like breakup sex . Stages to breakup. There is denial, anger, bargaining. We saw a lot of that. Hes, like, youre going to like it over there with her and people are, like, no, no, bernie laughter i dont know if its going to unify the party. I feel for the democrats, this feels like going to the post office, like you dont likely want to go, but you really have to if you want to get those zappos. So its, like, ahhh this is really difficult and i hope they fee get it toge. Im scared. There is contention right now. Thats what it is. Thats what a convention is. Its not coronation. Listen, i love frozen as much as the next person, but its not laughter oh, i guess frozen is not a popular movie laughter larry not for a man in his 30s. I have a kid laughter im not apologizing. Larry very fine movie. But you know what, though . At the end of the day, he did endorse her. What i want the millennials to understand is he goes back to the senate and he really shook up the system, and whether or not hes going to have power when he gets back in the senate to really change things, and i want them to at least understand what. So hes not divorcing yall all the way. He shook up the platform, is that what youre saying . He definitely informed the platform. He ubered it up. The cab dudes are getting mad, man. bleep . Up in there with me, man. He druptd the whole thing. Larry what did you think when Sarah Silverman looked at the bernie bros and said, youre being ridiculous. She handled it like a heckler, like a comic dude. Shut it down. It worked in the moment but those people dont want to be told cant we just agree . I agree with her that they were being ridiculous. They even booed bernie. The guys in the corner are, like, hey, queen, you have beautiful hair. And when i dont respond, theyre, like, nappyheaded bitch is that how you speak to your queen . laughter applause larry youre just the queen its betrayal. Thats so funny. Larry oh, my gosh. laughter now, the d. N. C. Email hack revealed there was some questionable things going on. We talked to bernie. We had him on the show and i asked him months ago if he thought things were rigged against him and he thought so. But the odds against conspiracy. Can we show a couple of them . Some of the things said, wanting to present bernie as an atheist or these type of things, does the hack really hurt the Democratic Party or do you think people will forget about this . Man, this is how i look at it the football is deflated, you feel me . laughter larry is this a patriots analogy now . Yeah, it is. laughter okay, we know, we slapped the hands and lets keep it moving because at the end of the day, its super bowl time, its two teams and youre going to have to go with one. Was it wrong . Yes, but we have to move on because were in the brink of an election and its either were going to choose Hillary Clinton, you know what i mean, or spock. Larry there was a fighting practice and youre saying, yo, we have to play a game. Its not all going to be good. Politics is dirty. I ran for president of haiti, yall. Lord, jesus im just saying, this is light work here. laughter but all i could do, man, is im telling you remember, i told you this on the show, more emails are coming, so you cant let that distract you. Thats going to come, you know what im saying . The russians are doing the dance we gonna send more to donald trump. I was going to say they were doing the bogo dance, but thank you, wyclef jean larry this will all be forgotten soon . Its politics. We have to move forward. A vote is emotional. Thats what people have to understand. We have to move forward. Its going to be dirty. Politics is dirty. Weve seen dirty elections before, weve just never seen it on the reality show level. But definitely we have to move forward. I want people to understand, this is probably the most crucial election in these United States of america. I really want the millennials to definitely get that. Larry okay, so just get ready to get dirty, right . Get ready to get dirty dirty cheers and applause larry well be right back if you live in the new york state new york city area or are planning to visit, grab free tickets to an upcoming taping of the the nightly show. Go to thenightlyshow. Com tickets. Youve wished upon it all year, and now its finally here. 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Im trevor noah. 7 were coming to you from the university of pennsylvanias Annenberg Center which means the daily show is officially in philadelphia, baby. Were here. We made it here. Week two of the conventions. Last week was cleveland. And this week were clearly in the manliest city in america. Because everything in this city is about men, everything. Its the city of brotherly love. Home of the Founding Fathers. Yeah. Boyz ii men. laughter yeah. Like, even the Football Team is the eagles. The only animal that has malepattern baldness, the only one. Haugh laugh i mean, on top of the city hall tower i saw a statue of william penn with his dick out. laughter cheers and applause he looked like he was peeing on philadelphia. And heres whats so great about all of this. All this masculinity, and this city made history by nominating americas First Major Party female president ial candidate cheers and applause were so excited. Well talk more about it. We have a guest tonight, the chairman of Hillary Clintons campaign. John podesta will be joining us, which is really exciting. So to get straight into it. Last night was start of the Democratic National convention. They had the biggest speakers than a stretch hummer. They had cory booker, Elizabeth Warren, elijah cummings, and, of course, senator demi lovato. Eva longoria was there, Sarah Silverman, and this was just night one. At this rate on thursday theyll bring out, like, abraham lincoln. He will come out and be like, i